Pen Name: Kyuubi92 (I am considering a change)

Actual Name: Shouldn't say

State: TEXAS, BABY! YEEHAW!

Age: Twenty

Gender: Female

Occupation: Junior in college

Hobbies: Watching TV, surfing the net, reading fanfiction, playing PS2, reading in general, playing the keyboard (the piano keyboard), playing the trumpet, writing, singing, sleeping, going to , listening to music on www.youtube.com, being lazy, reading and re-reading manga

Current Literary Projects:

(1) The Bloodsong Chronicles: Updated - 8-9-09; Rated 'T' for 'Teen'; Contains gore, crude humor, and mild language

Summary: Sakura Haruno, champion horse jockey and smartest girl at Konoha High. When she stumbles onto a 'living book', it sends her life tumbling onto a path only myths ever walked, and where blood rules all. Main Pairings: SasuSaku, some NaruHina

(2) Wrath of the Gods: Updated - 10-10-07; Rated 'M' for 'Mature'; Contains explicit gore, crude humor, strong language, and mature themes

Summary: Simply fascinating. A Lava Wyrm who prefers cooked meat over raw, and birds that can ingest at least three times their body weight in sake without getting stone cold…well, stoned, Sasuke thought.

OC's: Uzumaki Kitsune, Sabaku no Aiko, Nara Asa, Uchiha Daichi, Uchiha Akio, Uchiha Nibori, Uchiha Katsu, Hyuuga Saeka, Hyuuga Kinashi, Hyuuga Kenji, Inuzuka Miyu, Inuzuka Katai, Yamada Emiko, Takada Kibou, Eclipse, Satu Kashiya, Scythe, Cutlass, Claymore, Scimitar, Katana, Izuna, Takehiko, Osamu, Aurella, WindHeart, LeafWind, Suzumebachi (kitsune), Daiki, Kurohari, Akane, Aoimaru, Benihime, Rasenkasai

Fanart:

These pictures were drawn by Neko Grafic, the first taken from Chapter 18 of 'The Bloodsong Chronicles' and the second a potrait of the same story's male protagonist, DarkKill. I recommend you see them.

1) http:///art/Running-66926000

2) http:///art/Darkill-66925667

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Digimon (~Tamers), Wolf's Rain, Elfen Lied, Bleach, Trinity Blood, Hellsing, BloodPlus, Ghost in the Shell S.A.C. Second GIG, Fushigi Yugi, Devil May Cry, Claymore

Favorite TV Shows: MASH, Code Lyoko, Saturday Night Live, Whose Line Is It Anyway, The Drew Carey Show, almost everything Animal Planet, Dragon Booster, Teen Titans, Looney Toons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (new versions), American Idol, Scooby Doo (original), Mythbusters, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, That's So Raven, Justice League Unlimited, several game shows, Most Shocking, Most Daring, World's Wildest Police Chases, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Man vs. Food, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman, Becker, America's Funniest Home Videos, That 70's Show, The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest, Invader Zim

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X-2, Final Fantasy VII, Xenosaga ep. 1, 2, & 3, Sonic Heroes, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Dragon Warrior II, Pokemon, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 1, 2, & 3, Naruto Ninja Council 1, Okami, Yu-Gi-Oh: Duelists of the Roses, Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening, Zelda: Twilight Princess, Mario Kart 5, Guitar Hero

Favorite Movies: Too Many!

Favorite Books: Too Many!

Favorite Music: Punk Rock, Country, Techno, Rock & Roll, Oriental, some Classical

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Inuyasha, Trinity Blood, Hellsing, Fushigi Yugi, .hack//G.U., .hack//xxxx, BloodPlus, Wolf's Rain, Claymore, Black Lagoon, Phoenix

Favorite All-Time Characters:

Naruto - Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba, Hatake Kakashi, Haruno Sakura, Hyuuga Neji, Hyuuga Hinata, Namikaze Minato, Tsunade, Sai, Temari, Hoshigaki Kisame, Deidara, Pein, Konan, Uchiha Madara, Team Cloud, Raikage

Inuyasha - Sesshoumaru, Miroku, Inu no Taisho, Kirara

Final Fantasy - Yuna, Auron, Paine, Kimahri, Vincent, Red XIII, Cid, Cait Sith, Sephiroth, Zack, Reno, Tseng, Rude, Squall Leonhart

Kingdom Hearts - Riku, Organization XIII

Bleach - Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, Kuchiki Byakuya, Abarai Renji, Urahara Kisuke, Shihoin Yoruichi, Soi Fon, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Matsumoto Rangiku, Hisagi Shuhei, Kenpachi Zaraki, Ukitake Juushiro, Ulquiorra Schiffer, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Neliel Tu Odenschvank

Hellsing - Alucard, Seras Victoria, Walter, Sir Integra Hellsing

Trinity Blood - Tres Iquis, Caterina Sforza, Seth, Asran Astharoshe

Blood+ - Haji, Moses, Karman, Solomon, Nathan

Fushigi Yugi - Tasuki, Hotohori, Chichiri, Suzaku

Wolf's Rain - Tsume, Blue

Digimon - Renamon, Kyuubimon, Gatomon, Sakuyamon, Rika, Birdramon, WarGreymon, Zhuqiaomon, Cyberdramon, Calumon, Flamedramon

GITS S.A.C. 2nd GIG - Motoko Kusanagi, Batou, Togusa, Ishikawa, Saito, Pazu, Tachikoma

Devil May Cry - Dante, Lady, Trish, Morrison

Claymore - Clare, Teresa, Miria, Jean, Clarice, Miata, Galatea, Ophelia, Irene, Undine, Flora, Isley

Black Lagoon - Revy, Eda, Shenhua, The Wizard, Mr. Chang

Favorite Fanfiction Pairings:

Naruto - Naruto x Hinata, Sasuke x Sakura, Neji x TenTen, Kankuro x TenTen (only if written well), Shika x Ino, Shika x Temari, Gaara x OC (only if written well), Gaara x Sakura, Kiba x Hinata, Tsunade x Jiraiya, Asuma x Kurenai, Itachi x Sakura (only if written well), Deidara X Sakura (only if written well), Pein x Konan (only if written well)

Inuyasha - Inuyasha x Kagome, Miroku x Sango, Sesshomaru x Rin, Inutaisho x Izayoi

Final Fantasy - Tidus x Yuna, Cloud x Tifa, Zack x Aeris, Reno/Tseng x Elena, Cid x Shera

Kingdom Hearts - Riku x Kairi, Marluxia/Saix x Larxene

Bleach - Ichigo x Rukia, Renji x Rukia, Hitsugaya x Hinamori, Byakuya x Hisana, Byakuya x OC (only if written well), Yoruichi x Kisuke, Uryuu x Orihime

Hellsing - Alucard x Seras Victoria

Trinity Blood - Father Abel x Sister Esther

Blood+ - Saya x Haji, David x Julia, Kai x Irene

Dislikes: I bet you can make an educated guess.

60 Favorite Quotes:

(1) 'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.'

(2) 'The difference between knowledge and wisdom. Wisdom is the difference between right and wrong; knowledge is the difference between right and left.'

(3) 'Be normal, that's crazy enough.'

(4) 'How come fiction has to make sense, but reality doesn't?'

(5) 'Dare to be different.'

(6) 'There are three kinds of people in this world. People that make things happen, people that watch things happen, and people who wonder what the hell just happened.'

(7) 'My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in thirty-seven states.'

(8) 'Don't kiss me, I'm not Irish.'

(9) 'No one ever choked while swallowing their pride.'

(10) 'There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'

(11) 'I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of President Bush with a pancake on his head.'

(12) 'Why is the road to success always under construction?'

(13) 'I'm going to stand here and look cute until I'm noticed.'

(14) '333, I'm only half evil.'

(15) 'When you have no idea what they're talking about, just smile, nod, and pretend you do.'

(16) 'Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.'

(17) 'Good friends will bust you out of jail and rail on you for what you did wrong, but best friends will be sitting in jail with you saying, "Man, we really fucked ourselves over this time!"'

(18) 'Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.'

(19) 'Second place is always the first to lose.'

(20) 'Trust in your power, not in your luck.'

(21) 'When the going gets tough: kill it and kill it dead.'

(22) 'Don't give excuses, give results.'

(23) 'Don't be fooled, I'm extremely evil. The cuteness was just part of the deal.'

(24) 'Sorry, I don't talk to strangers unless they have cake.'

(25) 'Evil beware, we have waffles.'

(26) 'Sometimes the latest craze just doesn't make sense.'

(27) 'Take chances, make mistakes; just be sure to stay out of the way of the idiot behind you.'

(28) 'Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.'

(29) (After a compliment) 'Please, no more, my ego is full.'

(30) 'Men are stupid, but women are fickle.'

(31) 'Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for weeks!'

(32) 'Girls can do anything boys can do better. Remember that the next time I kick your ass.'

(33) 'I've made mistakes all my life, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop trying.'

(34) 'Smile, it makes people think your crazy.'

(35) 'It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.'

(36) 'Lost in thought, call a search party!'

(37) 'You are young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.'

(38) 'You laugh at me because I'm strange, I laugh at you because you're stupid.'

(39) 'Where the real men are, it's quite simple. They are either 1. married, 2. taken, or 3. fictional.'

(40) 'I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on e-bay.'

(41) 'I swear to drunk I'm not God.'

(42) 'I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your iminent doom.'

(43) 'I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.'

(44) 'I may be evil, but that doesn't mean I can't skip like a little girl.'

(45) 'I'll be here for you whether you want me to be or not.'

(46) 'I hate it when I fight with myself, I never win!'

(47) 'Your momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't believe it!'

(48) 'If I say yes, will you get the hell away from me?'

(49) 'If I'm supposed to learn from my mistakes, then why aren't I a genius?'

(50) 'I rule, you suck, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it.'

(51) 'I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?'

(52) 'I would tell ya to go to hell but then I'd be stuck with you for all eternity!'

(53) 'Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.'

(54) 'Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.'

(55) 'If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.'

(56) 'Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.'

(57) 'Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there.'

(58) 'I'm smiling, that alone should scare you.'

(59) 'Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them.'

(60) 'Guys don't fall for me; I trip them.'

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COPY & PASTES:

Even when you c'an't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny Me, then I shall deny you before My Father in the gates of Heaven. (I love Jesus very much. I will try to look Him and God and The Holy Ghost/Spirit more often for solving of my problems.)

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for Him, He will stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost (how can you not repost when referring to our Lord?)

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with country, put this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a pole, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up stairs, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your but off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have either drank alchohol or done drugs. If you're one of the 2 that hasn't, post this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you prefer villains over heroes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Kyuubi92.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Kyuubi92.

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think "mpreg" is disgusting and sick and wrong, copy and paste this into your profile, then add your name to the list: Ankaara666, JoeMerl (Oh, come on, you all know it is. Not that that makes any story with it unreadable.), Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Kyuubi92.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Kyuubi92

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice, RulerofFire, Grogie13, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Kyuubi92.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If everytime you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, put this on your profile!

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If your currently trying to take over the world, copy this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love animals as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

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XIII Things That are Weird About ME

The name of this game is simple. Type up 13 facts about yourself in an order that relates to each member of Org. XIII. Have fun and Spread it around.

I. Xemnas - I have dreams of world domination.

II. Xigbar - I aboslutely love shooting at things, moving things in particular. I'm not a hunter though, but I have the license and am ready to start any time.

III. Xaldin - If I were to pick any weapon(s) besides a gun, a nice set of knives or a good sword would be it. In addition, I love it when it's breezy out.

IV. Vexen - I enjoy cold weather, and I can be pretty cold myself when I want to be.

V. Lexaeus - I'm neither big nor silent, but I've been told that my punches feel like rocks to a person's face before.

VI. Zexion - I love reading, both in fanfiction and original novels.

VII. Saix - I'm extremely temperamental, almost to the point where people bow at my feet when I'm angry. Also, I enjoy moon gazing out on my front porch. Since I live out in the boonies of the country, the sky is unhindered by the lights of my hometown.

VIII. Axel - Fire is my element in every sense of the word except the literal sense. I can be pretty arrogant and confident, not to mention opinionated. However, I am devoted to my friends and would protect them with my life if necessary.

IX. Demyx - Music is one of my all time favorite things to listen to and partake in. Being a band member for all of Junior High and most of High School, it's practically my life outside of scholastic stuff.

X. Luxord - I love playing cards - games like Bullshit, Speed, Egyptian Rat Screw, Uno, Solitaire, Go Fish, and Crazy Eights - but, sadly, I'm not British.

XI. Marluxia - Despite the fact that I hate pink and flowers aren't my thing, I take great enjoyment in messing with people's minds and scheming my little schemes. Besides, I like scythes.

XII. Larxene - I'm a bitch; no question about it, though not towards my friends. If I don't like you, however, you're pretty much S.O.L. Plus, I possess a mild case of sadism.

XIII. Roxas - I used to be, and sometimes still am, somewhat naive. Fortunately, I'm determined and won't give up without a good fight.

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Xemnas, Saix, Axel, Marluxia, Luxord, and Xigbar.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Vexen, because he's rather unattractive in more ways than one. Also, he's a freak.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, because she's sickly sweet and wears short skirts.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World that Never Was, Space Paranoids, and Hollow Bastion (KH1). They're awesome, hands down.

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica (KH2), because there was nothing exciting to do.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ultima Weapon, Fenrir, and Oblivion.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Sweet Memories.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch and Mushu.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master and Final Forms.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Riku x Kairi, since I'm partial to the 'Emo-kid with angsty past meets happy female savior' stories, even though I dislike Kairi. It's all Riku. Also, Marluxia/Saix x Larxene because they all are drop dead awesome, have issues, and look good together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

ALL YAOI AND YURI COUPLES! THEY ARE DISGUSTING!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

I don't read crack pairings.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Demyx/Vexen/Xaldin x Larxene, & Pete x Maleficent. What the hell?

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Demyx's "Dance, Water, Dance!" and the long wait for new Kingdom Hearts games/merchandise.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku and Tron.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

Never. You can't make me.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

He looks it, but I've lost count of characters who wear black capes and have his hairstyle.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Hell no. Marluxia is totally straight - pink, but straight.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No. Demyx, Seifer, and Maleficent beat her out.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Tough question, though I'd have to say Olette. Childhood romances are better, in my opinion, than Nobody x Nobody, unless it's Marluxia/Saix x Larxene.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I think it will definitely be worth my while.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Sadly, I haven't played it, but I think the card system is a tad much from watching the plays of others.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Yet another toughy. I think that would have to be someone from Organization XIII - probably Axel.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Axel. While he is fierce and cocky, he is also loyal and compassionate to those he considers his friends.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I proposed cosplaying and in turn gaining the powers of Organization XIII in a 'what if'/crack story I'm writing with some of my friends.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I've never cosplayed, period. If I did, it would probably be, again, someone from Organization XIII barring Lexaeus, Zexion, Vexen, or Xaldin.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Sora wakes up in KH2 from his year-long sleep and his clothes have shrunk.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. He's kicked my ass so many times that I don't bother counting anymore.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Organization XIII.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku.

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora.

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

I would say neither, but in accordance with the rules, AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Once again, neither, but I must say Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai, to dodge the yaoi bullet.

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi. Clerith is too sweet for me.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Xemnas, Saix, Axel, Marluxia, and Leon.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

KH and Naruto/Bleach, though I'm pretty sure they've already been done.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Luxord looks like Ansem the Wise, Xigbar and Xaldin could be brothers, Xemnas is somehow related to Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz - not to mention every other silver-haired megalomaniacal badass in anime/game history - and Axel, obviously, is a more awesome version of Reno.

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 Days. I want it.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kh2, because the plot, scope, battles, and minigames are much more, and well, developed.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Organization XIII, the Keyblade, the storyline, the application of both Disney/Final Fantasy worlds and their characters, and the depth of KH's original characters.

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~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

~20 More Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity~

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

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WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX.I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Ebil Chameleon, Ladyrouge214, Kyuubi92

Important things you should know about CHUCK NORRIS:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris can only be hurt by Chuck Norris's fist.
-Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a nightlight because he's scared of the dark. The dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything he calls around you.
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-There's no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
-For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
-Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
-Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

-Chuck Norris doesn't fear God, actually he is God's right hand man.

-If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win, forever.

-Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in it's chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

You know you live in 2000+ when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont
have
a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just

pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your
friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you
did.