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A 'Getting To Know You' thing

1.) What is your full name?

Heather Christine Penn (But I prefer Sarge, Hezaa, or Ko)

2.) What is your favorite T.V. show? Movie?

Transformers G1 baby!

3.) Who was your favorite celebrity as a child?

I didn't have one, didn't really care about famous people back then.

4.) What type of pets do you have?

I have a cat (Boo Boo)

5.) What is your favorite color?

Red or purple, its a tie.

6.) What is most memorable about your high school years?

One: A teacher of mine was a really funky hippie.

Two: We made our friend Keith go to Wal-Mart at 2am in a dress, heels, a tiara, and pink fairy wings XD

7.) What word describes you best?

...I donno...

8.) What is your greatest accomplishment?

I made my dad's voice raise an octave when I handed him a pack of 'Durex Ultra Thin Condoms' and asked if they worked. I'm so proud of myself over that XDDDDD

9.) What drives you every day?

The need for food and the promise that I may witness something extremely weird.

10.) What is your favorite food?

Spaggetti or a McDonalds #3 without cheese

11.) Where do you want to retire?

New Orleans or Italy

12.) What is your business goal this year?

Uhhhh join the military? Or get a good job.

13.) Where do you like to vacation?

Anywhere warm with friends.

14.) Who do you admire?

My mama and Michael Bell (How the hell can he voice Prowl AND Swoop??)

15.) What is your mission?

To ensure the survival of my pimp hat. No ones gonna take it away from me!

16.) If you were invisible, where would you go?

Everywhere, I'd abuse that privalige so bad!

17.) What traits in others are you attracted to?

A good sense of humor, open-mindedness, and a lack of honor.

18.) What is the kindest thing anyone has done for you?

My friend Kierstin and her family have offered their home to me, should I ever need a place to stay.

19.) How do you want to be remembered?

I don't want to be remembered as the best person in the world, I want to be remembered as the girl who never bothered to be politcally correct or proper and had fun with life.

20.) What would you do with a million dollars?

Put it into a savings account, if I spend it all on cars or houses then I'll eventually be broke and in debt

21.) If you were on an island, who would you want to be with? Why?

I'd want to be with my old hippie teacher, since he's awesome and knows how to live off the land.

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Unrelated Gibberish by Okami-chan reviews
A series of one-shots and drabbles that more than likely will not tie into each other. Slash will be present and warned for in chapter titles. G1 and Movieverse. Ch. 50. Poooooooooor Spike. -Slash-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 5/15/2008
4 Succession by maroongrad reviews
Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 56,231 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
2 Unpredictable by maroongrad reviews
When you have brought a vampire into your home, it's probably easier just to forget everything you "know" about how it "should" behave. Abraham and Alucard have a lot to learn about each other. Strong language, some violence, not a yaoi story sorry! .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 157 - Words: 143,662 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Love is Black and White by Fayola reviews
A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jazz, Prowl
And Now for Something Completely Different by ajremix reviews
Random one-shots from G1 to Movie 'verse. Ch51- Parallelism: Rescue Bots, Blurr has trouble adjusting to his new life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 86,147 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 7/22/2008
Hunters' Chorus by BeardedFrog reviews
What ever occurred between the Monster and the Huntress after the attack on the Adler? A relationship exploration of sorts. Manga-verse; takes place during Alucard's voyage to London. Alucard/Rip.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alucard, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Should Have Known Better by Gimme-Chan reviews
A young Prowl gets ditched in lower Iacon. He's mistaken for something he's not and ends up in Jazz's hands. Too bad that might not be the safest place for Prowl! Mech on mech, yaoi, some dub con...fun stuff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,673 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
By Crescent Light by Kathrine reviews
G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 44,122 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Praxian Mating Rituals by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
TF G1 The Cure by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 227,942 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Prowl and Jazz challenges by taralynden reviews
A set of unrelated stories focused around Prowl & Jazz. Ratings vary.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,951 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Duty Bound by Oni Mathier reviews
Duty. Such a vague term to apply to what we have done and what I can not help, but continue to do. G1 verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Optimus Prime, Prowl
Imperceptible by forthright reviews
A story told through a series of drabbles and oneshots, tracing the slow and steady progress of trust. Sesshoumaru and Kagome, CU. NEWEST: 'Plummet' An unwise wish would be a dangerous thing.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 99 - Words: 124,866 - Reviews: 3806 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Fragments by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Fragmented glimpses into fragmented lives. A collection of ficlets, short stories, and one-shots. -Updated! "It's not much fun, is it? Being stuffed inside these blasted boxes all of the time." SebaCiel.-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 72,191 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
3 Renewal by maroongrad reviews
Set after Abraham. Alucard must come to terms with the loss of his first master, and learn to bond to new ones, eventually including Arthur. Walter does show up. Rated T because of language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 71 - Words: 69,104 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alucard - Complete
Meme Drabbles by SilverRayan reviews
Five drabbles from various universes and pairings, based on requests made on my LJ. TFA Prowl/Optimus, G1 Prowl/Starscream, G1 Mirage/Cliffjumper, G1 Perceptor/?, G1 Prowl/Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010
Growing Pains by PrancingTiger86 reviews
The Autobots knew that when the first sparkling arrived in the world, it wasn't going to be easy rearing him. One shots that revolve around Bluestreak and his life growing up amongst the Autobots. Multiple 'verses. Completely AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 171,325 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bluestreak
Plot Bunnies Unleashed by Gimme-Chan reviews
New Chapter! Another chapter of Drabbles That Went No Where. Including Knock Out/Breakdown, Jazz/Prowl, Ironhide/Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Better Than Revenge by LxIsxJustice reviews
"Sebastian, I promise I will throw a very unsightly fit if you do not do something now." "Well, we certainly can't have that." Two-shot songfics. Rated for a good reason. Sebastian/Ciel Includes Romance, Humor, Angst, Smut, and Fluff.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Deadliest Foe: Boredom by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The younglings are bored, which is never a good thing. Especially with tons of mechs around to torture. The mechs find that bored young-bots are much scarier than the cons ever were. Takes place between Are We There Yet and How Far We've Come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,060 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
How Far We've Come by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The Decepticons have discovered Ore-13 on Earth and as more and more cons arrive on Earth, can the bots keep control of their outpost and not blow their cover? Now with more youngling hijinks and terrorized mechs. Sequel to Are We There Yet?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,815 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009
Death's TF Drabbles by Deathcomes4u reviews
Generally including smut, oral, sticky and all 'round wholesome interfacing. This is going to become a growing collection, and this is my christmas present to my TF readers, so Happy Merry New Christmas Yers Eve Day guys! XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,999 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/26/2009
Nine Months by sphinx01 reviews
Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ratchet, Carly W. - Complete
A Choice by Eric-Eads reviews
Duo proves that being gay can also be a conscious choice. 1 2 Warning: Odd thoughts on sexuality. Disappearing quotation marks are fixed.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses by Cazcatharsis reviews
My cubby-hole for those random drabble/fics that pop into my head, challenge replies, etc etc etc. Not related to OLOBA. Ratings Vary, as do Plots and characters. Reader Beware.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009
Half Of Something Whole by feeling brave reviews
This started out as a drabble after I got to thinking about how much being bonded affects 'bots, but the mechs stepped in and took over, so it became a "day in the life" thing from Jazz', Prowl's, Sideswipe's, Mirage's and now Ratchet's P.O.V.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Closet Surprise! by Molten-Ashes reviews
"I'm crushed against the wall by our illustrious Prime and if anything I'll be kicking Optimus for taking us down past Wheeljack's lab on the way to the command room"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,239 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jazz, Prowl
30Day Challenge: Gundam Wing by CaramelAriana reviews
This is where my 30-Day Challenge Gundam Wing fics will go. The first one is a 1x2 ficlet: Heero does not understand Duo's baseball obsession. Summaries for additional stories inside.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,952 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Command Gold by Reigen Doki reviews
Poor Jim, he just can't keep his shirt on. Spock just hadn't realized how often the captain lost his shirts until now. Just friendly stuff people Rated for 'suggestive' situations and language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/2/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Weird Day by kidishcaresh reviews
Duo has a weird day...it's a must read to get it fic...you'll laugh.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Duo M. - Complete
Temptation Is Apparently Russian by hidethemoon reviews
It didn't take much for McCoy to let the kid into his bed. Not much at all. McCoy/Chekov one-shot, very slashy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Fun With Whips and Chains by Chris Stork reviews
Short stories about Integra and Alucard
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Integra, Alucard
Humorous Love by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,438 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
No Rhyme, No Reason by optimus prime 007 reviews
G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,216 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Differences by Nasa Maxwell-Yuy reviews
It's the differences that make a relationship interesting. Oneshot, 1/2
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Culture Conflict by justbolts reviews
Spike and Bluestreak reflect on the difference between their two species. Humor. Mentions of sex and interfacing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Spike W., Bluestreak - Complete
Graveyard Shift by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Logan's always had trouble sleeping, but he's not the only one this night.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Wolverine/Logan, Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Reach Out by Jalaperilo reviews
As soon as Ratchet saw them, he knew they were going to be the bane of his existance. A story about the twin's growing up.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Snapshots by The Starhorse reviews
A series of one-shots, these stories offer a brief glimpse into the lives of the Transformers. These stories could feature any variety of characters from the Transformers universe. Some are comedy, some are drama, and some are something in between.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/28/2011
Flight of the SeekerBee by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1- 'The Cure' fic spin-off. Bee has been hiding a whopper of a secret, until an old flame's intervention means he must reveal his true self to his lovers. Concept by Lioness007- BeexProwlxJazzxTwins, smut and drama and more smut, enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,862 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bumblebee, Sunstorm
Silly Bones, Rules are for Kids by pathera reviews
Or, the four times that Len McCoy absolutely hated Jim Kirk, and the one time that he really didn't. Oneshot, Kirk/McCoy slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Attitude Adjustment by mattmetzger reviews
Leonard is going to make Spock beg for it, Vulcan attitude be damned. M/S. Almost purely a PWP; I do not pretend otherwise. Please heed the rating.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Secrets by mattmetzger reviews
Five people who were shocked by Spock and McCoy's relationship, and one who wasn't. Oneshot, Spock/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/7/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Intervention by Mackenzie. P. Ghost reviews
With more half the crew terrified of the CMO and his acerbic tongue, Jim recruits Spock and stages an intervention.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/6/2011 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Praxian Mating Rituals: Hide and Seek by Molten-Ashes reviews
"They can't have gone far...We only gave them five minutes to hide"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Stronger Than You Know by Kimura reviews
Leonard's had enough of Jim bragging about his strength. He decides to show Jim that he's not the only one who's strong. SLASH. Graphic sex and language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
You Eighteen Yet? by kototyph reviews
Five times Bones asked the kid how old he was, and the one time he didn't have to. Cute and/or sexy times with the good doctor and his bit of Russian jailbait. Will contain mentions of other parings.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Bowing Out Gracefully by bflahavin reviews
The Five Times Kirk Bowed Out Gracefully and the One Time Spock Wouldn't Let Him
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
My King by Vytina reviews
The King lives for his Queen. The Queen lives because of her King.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Terry M., Melanie W. - Complete
Curiosity by me malum reviews
"I just can't decide who the pretty one is," Heero stated bluntly. Slight crack/drabble, 2x5 x1 .
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Three by Sinead Rivka reviews
.:G1:. Prowl has discovered the logical law of threes. Everything happens in threes. Especially trouble. Mental break drabble fic turned multi-parter, maybe more on the way. J/P friendship, non-slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
A Different Morning After by Copper's Mama reviews
A Peter/Valerie fic. Red Riding Hood. Spoilers for movie. What happens when Peter finally returns. Please read and review! Will re-post in movie section once category opens up.
Red Riding Hood, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Valerie, Peter - Complete
Drabble Series 3 Sign Of The Times by ShenLong1 reviews
The boys are again on holiday; this time in Tasmania. Heero spots a few 'interesting' signs on their travels and with the memories still fresh in his mind of his suffering at Duo's hands from their previous holiday, he decides some payback is in order.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Addiction: Ten Steps To Successful Seduction by Aozoran reviews
Jazz after a rare moment with Prowl realises that his feelings are returned and becomes rather determined to seduce Prowl until he finally admits... Love does conquer all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,571 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
Surprises by NorwegianWood23 reviews
During a night of drinking, it comes to light that Spock, Bones, and Jim have all slept with Gaila at some point.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Our Hearts Beat As One by Paleodex reviews
G1 Drabbles, ficlets and other shorts centered around the twins, written for the fanfic100 challenge. Latest ficlet: 060. Drink - Sideswipe has a little too much, and Prowl is not impressed. Angst.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,867 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
Amenable by D.B. Rae reviews
The glaring problem was that Jim had no idea how to seduce a recalcitrant Vulcan who appeared to loathe him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/4/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Under the Table by Coletta reviews
Integra gets her drink on with Alucard. Presented in two parts.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Compulsion by Jaylee1 reviews
Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,753 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/24/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Seduced via Saboteur by Gimme-Chan reviews
Chapter 3! Jazz isn't use to such challenges when nabbing a lover. Prowls not use to...being groped. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Prowl, Jazz
The Problem by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
Terry has an unexpected issue with Max. Hilarity and awkwardness ensue. Terry/Max.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Terry M., Maxine G. - Complete
Five Times Leonard Noticed Spock's Ears by NorwegianWood23 reviews
The evolution of Leonard's opinion on Spock's ears. Rated for language and mild sexual situations at the end.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Published: 2/22/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Five Times McCoy Treated Embarrassing Injuries by NorwegianWood23 reviews
...And the one time he was the patient. Another drabble fill, from my Tumblr account. Mentions of Scotty/Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Spock/Gaila, Kirk/Spock, and McCoy/Gaila. Rated for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
First Sight by Linstock reviews
Uhura see Spock for the first time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Uh Oh, Alucard's Bored Again by Luna Silvereyes reviews
Alucard plus Boredom equals CHAOS!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Alucard
Declarations by mattmetzger reviews
Any idiot can have a Vegas wedding; it takes the little things to declare love. And Jim knows, with complete certainty, that he is loved. Five such small declarations of love and devotion. K/S, oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/18/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Natural Light by mattmetzger reviews
In which Jim thinks he's cleverer than he actually is, forgets two basic rules, and makes a little bit of an idiot of himself. Spock is just amused. Features seven kisses. Oneshot, development of K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Touching And Touched by LunarFlare14 reviews
The many occasions that Spock had touched and been touched by Kirk. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,076 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Love Below by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
Terry kidnaps Max to spend Christmas with his family. Max is less than enthused, to say the least. But maybe the holiday season will yield something sweeter than candy canes and egg nog. Terry/Max.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Maxine G., Terry M. - Complete
1 Awaken, Cold and Lonely by maroongrad reviews
In Dracula, his head was cut off and his heart stabbed. In Hellsing, Alucard is back, and more than a bit insane. This is my link-up between the stories; how Abraham and Alucard were joined. Enjoy. no, I don't own the characters. Wish I did!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 63 - Words: 61,424 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Fledglings by death-in-the-orchard reviews
During Abraham Van Hellsing's time: Alucard never allows monotony to enter the man's life, bringing new presences to the Hellsing estate to supply himself with company and to keep them safe.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Alucard - Complete
5 times Spock got the Captain's advice by 1lostone reviews
Five Times Spock Acted on the Captain's Advice on Sexual Congress, and One Time He Figured It Out By Himself, Damnit. OT3 FIC! :D Um, yeah The title pretty much sums everything up nicely. Bones/Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
5 Times McCoy Was Fluent in Vulcan by madwriter223 reviews
And 1 Time More Just For Fun' implied Spock/McCoy, mostly humor, teensy bit of romanse. SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
One Small Fraction of the Main Attraction by seren23 reviews
Five times Dr. McCoy touched Christine Chapel leaving her feeling 'unsettled'. And the one time she didn't. McCoy/Chapel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Mile High Club by tprillahfiction reviews
Dr. Leonard McCoy 'joins' the 'Mile High Club' on his very first shuttlecraft ride in Starfleet. Featuring anon sex in a shuttlecraft bathroom fulfulling the mile high club requirements. Spock/McCoy SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
25 days of Christmas 2 by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. Sequel to last year's story, can be read alone. On the first day of Christmas, will another mayhem begin? Or will incidents of war prevent some from feeling the joy? Slash implied but not main focus of story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Dear Saint Anthony by PenNameSmith reviews
It's funny what can go missing when you're not paying attention. Fortunately, Anderson is used to dealing with lost children.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Alexander, Seras - Complete
Bits and Pieces of the Action by Loethlin reviews
Snippets, mostly highlighting Kirk and Spock's relationship or moments in their and/or the Enterprise's crew's lives. Beware of varying amounts of crack, slash, TOS and Abramverse mix, no chronology, pop culture reference and cliche play.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Indoor Skating by Molten-Ashes reviews
Jazz had to admit, it was an ingenious use of the empty room. However...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
What a Lovely Way to Burn by Mira-Jade reviews
"For a genius, he can be remarkably daft at times." Spock, Nyota, and the progression of a relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,247 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Disciplinary Authority by darke wulf reviews
Sarek plans to take Spock to task for his behavior. Little does he know, someone else has claimed that responsibility.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Terran Holidays by FairyNiamh reviews
5 Holidays that Jim celebrated that the crew wasn't thrilled about and the one that they were happy with. Slash and Het pairing mentioned
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Invitation by exiled mind reviews
Spock is protective of the Captain's chair. McCoy... takes advantage of an opportunity. A ficlet from LJ's Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: photo prompts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Bad Habits by spoodle monkey reviews
It starts out innocent, Cooper tells a girl that won't leave him alone that they're dating. Then it becomes a habit. Frank Moses/William Cooper
Red - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2010 - W. Cooper, Frank M. - Complete
Their thing by spoodle monkey reviews
He's not really sure how it became their thing. Frank Moses/William Cooper slash
Red - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2010 - W. Cooper, Frank M. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by ryagelle's evil twin reviews
A series of oneshots based on the wonderful Skippy's List, involving some of our favorite Transformers. Crack ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 10/31/2007
Jux: The Napkin Manuscripts by Vol reviews
Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
Collections by Optimus Bob reviews
Collection of short stories from G1, TFA, Shattered Glass and Movieverses. A nice place to keep all my favourite characters in one place. Some contain slash, others pure crack. Rating will change to reflect
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010
The Enterprise's OTP by Cinnamon secrets reviews
Spock knew that working with humans would be challenging. However he wasn't ready for the things the crew talked about the Captain.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,923 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sweets 'verse by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
G1 AU - It's the Autobots; a faction full of horny mechs that can't wait to get their hands on a virginal Mirage. After losing his creators, the noble is on a quest to fill that lonely void in his spark. Mirage/Prowl. Multiple pairings. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,501 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Mirage
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
The Bed by SirIntegrity reviews
Integra and Alucard's peculiar behavior catches the attention of an innocent fledgeling and her perverted counterpart. Rated T for innuendos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Sanity Is Excusable by StandingOnTheRooftops reviews
In this comedy, Duo finds something to amuse himself, & he drags Quatre & Heero along for the ride. Really... just how crazy can excuse letters get? Answer: VERY! Humor, hints at 2x1/1x2 and obvious 3x4. Sidefic, sorta, for 'Alive But Without Permission'.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Firsts Ensemble: Wheeljack and Blurr by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
NEW: Wheeljack has secretly loved Blurr for vorns, but he struggles to gather the courage to tell him. Other pairings: Mirage/Jazz, Optimus/Elita, Percy/Skyfire, Scavenger/Fireflight, Sunny/Roddy, Sunny/Mirage, Ironhide/Chromia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Wheeljack, Blurr
Idiocy by Sakrea reviews
Sideswipe has a tendancy to be an idiot in Sunstreaker's optics.Sunstreaker/Sideswipe
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
10 things Marie knows about Logan by MissPoisonedAddiction1 reviews
Oneshot. Just a list of things she knows.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
28 Starscreams by Balrog Roike reviews
He is treacherous and screechy - so much we know, but even under his polished and guarded shell there's more than meets the eye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,793 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Starscream - Complete
One Lucky Girl by QueenofOld reviews
Marie's wild imagination makes for interesting scenarios involving Remy, Logan and Scott. STRAIGHT PORN! Seriously folks. It gets raunchy. Don't read if you're offended by foursomes. ONESHOT.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
5 Times Kirk Showed A Knowledge of Vulcan Anatomy by xooxu reviews
Five Times Kirk Showed A Knowledge of Vulcan Anatomy and the One Time Bones Got Even. "So ... Bones. What can you tell me about Vulcan gag reflexes?" Spirk, language, and mock text books. Fun all around. Spock doesn't have a single line.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Invisible Hands by Aozoran reviews
Twins/Ratchet What happens when the twins decide to corner our favourite Medic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Happy Birthday, UneBaby! by GundamTrinity reviews
Duo- with a little help- wreaks havoc and creates mischief and headaches for one certain Oz soldier. Humor/Drabble. Rated for Une saying a bad word!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Duo M., L. Une - Complete
Tolerable by forthright reviews
Miroku's sense of humor makes an excellent foil for Sesshoumaru's sense of dignity. Can the monk find his way into the taiyoukai's good graces? Even the most unlikely of friendships has to begin somewhere! [a collection of connected oneshots] not yaoi
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,966 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Miroku
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,996 - Reviews: 1778 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
Word Play by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alucard, Anderson, Seras, Yumie, and Henkel must wait for a meeting between the Iscariot and Hellsing to end while being confined to a room...together...what happens when Seras cracks under pressing boredom?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Alucard, Alexander - Complete
OLOBA: The Light Was Yellow, Sir by Cazcatharsis reviews
The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,289 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Frenzy, Jazz
Allies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe, Council Spectre Garrus Vakarian is recruiting for a mission against a rogue Spectre-and his top choice is C-Sec Captain Jane Shepard. AU,2 chapters, Sequel to "Enemies Like You and Me," Second of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
A Pulse Flows Under His Wrist by Coletta reviews
Alucard and his obsession with the Hellsing family. One-Shot. Mature content.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Addicted to You by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz has the kind of addiction he doesn't want cured. It's under his armour, dug deep in his spark, and drives him wild with every thought. His drug of choice is Prowl, and like the addict he is, he wants his fix.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Little Brother by Meiza reviews
Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,542 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Prowl, Bluestreak
Playground Logic by Kathrine reviews
Sometimes, the answer to the question that's been niggling at you for vorns can be given by a creature only knee-high. Sam, Mikaela and Annabelle talk life, and Prowl listens. Prowl/Jazz, slight AU
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Jazz, Annabelle L. - Complete
Morning Tea by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jazz, Maggie M.
Of Spars and Tiebreakers by MrsShadow reviews
Isabelle Shepard is pissed, Garrus is just being a good friend and helping her relax...Right?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Masters of Pleasure by Phoenix13 reviews
2009 MOVIEVERSE - An old Cybertronian custom where experienced mechs show young femmes how to interface for their first time, is kept alive by Ratchet and Ironhide. For everyones sanity, Optimus Prime provides accidental supervision. SMUT! CRACK! Ch3 up!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Suitcase by Invader.Neo reviews
When you are marked as an Irken's territory, you may suffer serious consequences if you try and flee. .:ZADR:. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! Rated T for VIOLENCE, mutilation, and mild language. x3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Upside of Exhaustion by Aldora89 reviews
Threeshot. In which the captain suffers from sleep deprivation, and discovers an interesting fact about his first officer. Shameless fluffy K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 Times Bones Says by puravidaloco reviews
"Damnit Jim!" and one time he doesn't have to. NO SLASH! Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Ritual by Emo Fox reviews
Zim is determined to impress Dib with his knowledge of human mating rituals. Ficlet/Drabble ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Study of Alucard by BondSlave reviews
Upon returning home for spring break Integra has a mission on her mind. Her goal: To learn more about the creature known as man. How shall she learn about this creature while keeping her virginity intact? Why she'll use Alucard of course. Rated M for AxI
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Fidelity by Coletta reviews
Early in Integra's command, Alucard and Walter have not yet reconciled over the vampire's 20 year imprisonment. As tension builds between them, Integra intervenes and reminds her servant about the value of loyalty. AxI, implied AxW. One-shot
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Concussive Rounds by noobcake reviews
FemShep and Garrus vent their frustrations by shooting each other with concussive rounds. Contains smut. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Why Knot by Caelta reviews
Doctor Leonard H. McCoy and Christine Chapel find themselves alone together, bound to two trees in the middle of a dangerous and foreign jungle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Onyx17 reviews
In most couples there’s at least one mature, rational one. That’s not so much the case for these two... Skywarp/Moonracer drabble series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Skywarp, Moonracer
Absurdity in Error by death-in-the-orchard reviews
Alexander Anderson and Alucard...when Integra forgets a basic need that even Alucard must satisfy...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Thank You for Calling by LaughingDot reviews
Duo meant to tell Hilde, he really did. But somewhere between the 10 oz steak, the smoked salmon, and Hilde asking him to guess the color of the newest member of her panty collection, he just never found the right moment to mention it. DxH Rated T.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Duo M., Hilde S. - Complete
Summer Nights by Coletta reviews
On a hot summer night, Integra and Seras escape the heat while Alucard burns. Ficlit.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Hunter and Hunted by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
Lockdown captures the great bounty hunter Devcon, but who has really captured whom?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Lockdown, Devcon - Complete
Rising with the Desert by atlaswhite reviews
To Beachcomber, Ironhide is like the desert; strong and fierce, yet warm and protective. How can such a humble soul possibly compare to such a warrior? Ironhide/Beachcomber
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Ironhide, Beachcomber
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Piqued by Jaylee1 reviews
Spock Prime has a front-row seat to his younger counterpart and an equally young Jim Kirk skirting around each other in the early stages of their relationship and wishes his own T'hy'la were with him, so he, too, could enjoy the show.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Secret Lives of Decepticons by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes place after "Autobot Files". Being a Decepticon isn't easy, but what do they do with themselves when they aren't fighting Autobots and trying to subjugate the population?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,539 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
Mother's Day by Neirthen reviews
It's Mother's Day, and the Dinobots have a surprise for Ratchet. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ratchet, Grimlock - Complete
Switch by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Bluestreak gets in touch with his feminine side... quite literally. Crack. Genderswitch. UST. The whole works really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,575 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bluestreak - Complete
If You Really Have to Know by InnocentGuilt reviews
Nyota has 50 secrets that Spock and Spock alone keeps. S/U, it's part of my Butterfly Verse and a companion to I Have No Comment On the Matter, but you don't have to read any of those to understand this one.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2010 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
The Midnight Walkers by Gul Bricett reviews
Spock and McCoy are a couple - a loud one. Which makes those who walk by their door all jittery. Written for the st xi kink meme. Rated M.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Letters by The Perfect Spell reviews
5 short stories per letter. This week's Letter 'D' - featuring Bluestreak/Prowl. Mostly G1 and some '07movieverse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Prowl, Bluestreak
The Wild Tactician by Gatekat reviews
G1. Prowl/OMC. A look at Pre-Programmed Tactician behavioral patterns and courtship rituals as seen thorough the optics of a wildlife narrator. Seriously. Don't ask.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Prowl - Complete
Before It's Too Late by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. As an intel-carrier, Jazz is often infected with viruses and therefore considers himself unlikely material for a bonding. Prowl is stubborn, though, and tries to persuade the mech he loves otherwise. Request fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
The Loving Sort by DragonFlyDevi reviews
Drabbles of TF love. Mostly RxWJ, but with others mixed in. Current- Drabbles with implied slash, but nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Valentine by optimus prime 007 reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Prowl decide's to throw caution to the wind and confess his feelings to Jazz. How will Jazz react when he finds out his best friend is in love with him? G1 Verse. ch 8: Fluff, fun and smut! Enjoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Touching and Touched by The Second Coming reviews
Spock decides that his friendship with Jim & Bones has reached an acceptable point to begin tactile contact.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Spock - Complete
Fifteen AxS Drabbles by Random Romantasist 999 reviews
Funny to slightly serious, two-liners to a whole page, it's all in here! Fifteen AxS drabbles inspired by a single word that I'm not alowed to use in said drabble! Yes, folks, come on in! Major AxS fluff full steam ahead!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
CLASSIFIED: Female Autobot Files by Onyx17 reviews
A drabble series of events within the female Autobot HQ back on Cybertron, with various cameos from some of our favourite mechs. WARNING: Multi-verse, girl-talk, degrees of bitchiness and typical femme stuff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Elita One, Chromia
Earth Studies 101 by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008
Curiouser & Curiouser by Blonde Gingernut reviews
Tim B's Alice in Wonderland. I didn't like the ending of the film, so here's one of my versions. Alice leaves Wonderland after boldly showing Hatter how she feels. Upon leaving the rabbit hole, she finds that she didn't come home alone... Read&Review Ty x
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
Untold by johan4ever reviews
The untold and AU happenings of Alice in Wonderland Underland . Based off of 2010 movie. Mostly going to be short HatterxAlice drabbles. More drabbles coming soon!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Cycles by Katsuko1978 reviews
If he wasn't able to get away soon, he was going to give the other a lesson they'd never forget. WARNINGS: sticky mech/mech smut, allusions to mechpreg, and very little plot and/or dialogue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper - Complete
Immaculate conception by taralynden reviews
The truth will always come out, one way or another. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Reasons Jazz Is A Lucky Mech, Number 248 by Moonbeam's Predilections reviews
You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,570 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Another one bites the dust! by Sporky92 reviews
...or 5 times Jim Kirk's shirt was destroyed and the 1 time it just wouldn't give. Spork slash, you know you love it! Rated for language and mentions of sex but nothing too explicit.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Noises by Emo Fox reviews
Gaz will never go into Dib's room again. Drabble/Ficlet ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
You Missed a Spot by Hearts of Eternity reviews
After a long, hard day of being an Autobot, Prowl goes to the wash racks to slough off the accumulated muck and exhaustion. Unfortunately, he seems to have missed a spot on himself. Sunstreaker just so happens to be willing to lend a helping hand...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Memoirs of a Squishy by The Petulant Artist reviews
Movie-verse: My mission- To cause my brother a life time of annoyance... My dream: To eat a million hershey bars... What happened: Bad ass robots... and a hellva lot of gun action, swearing and gore for all!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,808 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
10 Impossible Things by Sammi-neechan reviews
Since defeating the Jabberwocky, Alice has come to believe four more impossible things. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Illusions of Fairferren by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
After Alice leaves Wonderland, she returns home to find a very unexpected guest. Written because I disliked the ending of the TB movie.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/9/2010
Strange Bedfellows by Phoenike reviews
An alternate take on what happened between fem!Shep and Garrus before entering the Omega-4 relay. NuitNuit gave me the title, which is nice.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Man the Bunkers by albydarned reviews
Optimus Prime and Bluestreak find themselves locked in a closet together.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Optimus Prime, Bluestreak - Complete
Contact by Sphynx reviews
I think we should have sex." Leonard McCoy has to wonder when Jim Kirk is going to stop surprising him. Bones/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Published: 2/23/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Not His Fault by paanties reviews
Lonely nights alone can escalate to odd dreams about one's servant.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
To Woo a Datsun by Oni Mathier reviews
Sometimes it takes a miracle to get what you want. If all else fails, you should just quit while you're behind.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
For Science by Optimus Bob reviews
Perceptor has a theory regarding the evolutionary genetics of Decepticons and Autobots. To prove his theory he needs samples and like any good scientist he'll stop at nothing to get them! STICKY, CRACK FIC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,989 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Perceptor - Complete
Summer Vacation by Bookworm Gal reviews
When summer rolls around, people are drawn to exotic locations. And where is more exotic than the NEST base of operations? Annabelle will have a interesting vacation to say the least. A "Black Crayons" story.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,750 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide - Complete
The Autobot Files by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
Takes Place Directly after Ghost in the Machine. A series of short stories about a few Autobots and their different views on life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 140,998 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Sweet Talk by KrysSaiyan reviews
Coming to grips with the consequences of being the snugglepet of an alien. "No one will believe you, Dib."
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Ghost by Beregond5 reviews
G1. When he first joined, Mirage wanted nothing to do with the other Autobots. A very persistent mech is about to change that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Winter Wonder by Mardahin reviews
Despite everyone's best efforts, Nikolai Luzhin cast a long if invisible shadow over Christine Khitrova's childhood. Looking back, she pieces together the signs of a life not-quite-normal.
Eastern Promises - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Not That It's Any of Your Damn Business by InnocentGuilt reviews
Bones has fifty secrets and Jim is all too happy to keep them. Slash, mentions of several other characters, part of the Butterfly Series and goes hand in hand with Just Between You and Me. Hope you like it!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Undeniable by forthright reviews
Why does the implacable taiyoukai permit a small, human child to shadow his steps? What begins as obligation becomes something... undeniable. A story told in bits and pieces. NEWEST: 'Grasping' His over abundance makes up for her lack.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,720 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Word of Mouth by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
I'll Meet You There by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
50 K/S theme inspired, grammar defying sentences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five Things by Andy KG reviews
.:Heero/Duo, Trowa/Quatre:. Five kisses, five dates, five sexy things about them.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Ice Burning by PandoraAndBox reviews
A peek into the mind of a Vulcan during pon farr. S/A
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Spare Parts by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer oneshots and drabbles, inspired by various things. Now up: Spare Parts I, and The List including prologue, #84, and #162 .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009
High Grades and Cigars by Antana reviews
Prowl knew he shouldn't have made the turn into the living room once his shift ended, and Jazz never knew cigars could have such an effect.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Prowl's Contraband List by The lunatic who cares reviews
Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Prowl
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Among Friends by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When McCoy has a disastrously rough day, Kirk and Spock come to the rescue. Kirk/McCoy/Spock friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I Have No Comment On The Matter by InnocentGuilt reviews
Spock has 50 secrets and Nyota keeps them to herself. Spock/Uhura, mentions of Kirk/McCoy and Chekov/Sulu. Randomness and happiness galore. Part of the Butterfly 'Verse.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Panties Predicament by hopefuladdict reviews
Five times Spock removed Nyota's panties without using his hands and the one time she enjoyed it. Total Crack Fic. Picked the Genres because it may be funny to some and a tragedy to another.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Little Lesson by fringeperson reviews
Sick of the captain's attentions, Seras goes to her master for help. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DO NOT OWN CHARACTERS.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/11/2010 - [Seras, Alucard] Pip - Complete
In the Name of Glove by Peachly reviews
K/S Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock's hands than keep them warm? Shoot-off from 'That Would Be Illogical'. You asked for it; I wrote it. bottom!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Slice of Life by Raven-Leigh reviews
Alucard goes through life with his master, Integra, from the time she is twelve years old up. What situations do they face together? Nothing pleasant for Alucard, most likely.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Integra, Alucard
Duo is Viagra by leejeeg reviews
Heero's introspective account of a slight problem.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,818 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
My Other Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of drabbles set in the movie-verse, accompanying the fic "My Little Lover" and featuring various characters and pairings. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009
Running with Scissors by mrasaki reviews
Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
25 days of Christmas by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. When Jazz, absolutely thrilled, fails to get Prowl into the spirit of Christmas, he initiates a plan; Mission December Spirit, and he’s dragging the whole Ark into it. Slash *might* be implied later on. Merry Christmas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ten by HairSprayFashionista reviews
Ten people and their unexpected influence on Spock's life. Spock/Uhura, ultimately.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Academy Adventures by curse-of-the-cat reviews
A series of one-shots centered around Prowl, Jazz, Sustreaker and Sideswipe in the academy. G-1 verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Trick in a Treat by adevotedreader reviews
Note to self: Never leave leftover chocolate where it can be accessed by Vulcans. Ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Do Not Cuddle, Dammit! by Shattered Mirror01 reviews
McCoy wanders into Chekov's room after a long day looking for comfort... and sex. Chekov, however, has other ideas. McCoy/Chekov, rated M for language and sexual content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Fighting Dirty by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz is struggling with his combat training, Ironhide decides to give him an impromptu lesson, one thing leads to another. WARNING: Contains sexual themes and is sticky
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jazz, Ironhide - Complete
Autobot Pranks by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 121,754 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Earth, Wind and Fire by The lunatic who cares reviews
Ever had a bad day and found yourself talking to the one mech you'd never imagined you'd confide in? Thundercracker discovers that not all Autobots would shoot him on sight. Crack. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
A Matter of Trust by Optimus Bob reviews
Just a little one shot 2 chapters . Prowl realises he has an attraction to Bluestreak after learning his partner was killed when Praxus was destroyed. Contains D/s and a bit of pain play. Sticky!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
A Good Grump by dramamelon reviews
Never again would he trust Quatre when he said, "Trust me!" Written for gw500 prompt 291: down. - GEN -
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Duo M. - Complete
Holy Hell by Kathrine reviews
G1verse, crack. The element of surprise is their chief weapon...amongst others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
A Tactician's Life by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Joy, Sadness, goofiness... They're all part of a mech's life - including Prowl's. Companion to the Patient H-18 series and based on the 28 Character meme. The stories are set in chronological order, starting from Prowl's childhood.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Strange Relationship by Katsuko1978 reviews
Sometimes in order to know what's going on, you might have to read between the lines. Written as a kiriban fic for SilverPhantom. Implied Mirage/Cliffjumper. One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mirage, Cliffjumper - Complete
A Truck Mystery by Emory Lee reviews
Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Host by Optimus Bob reviews
What happens when an alien parasite takes over the minds of our favourite Autobots and Decepticons? Collaborative story written by myself and Antepathy. Warning: Contains sexual content and much giggle inducing cringe worthiness.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009
Waking To The Sight of His Face by slipperystone reviews
She remembers the first time she ever woke up and saw his face... Spock/Uhura, T rating just to be safe, due to some mild swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Dark Secret by sciphile reviews
In Aragorn, Frodo finds the strength to bear his heavy burden. SLASH/ONESHOT
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Firsts: Starscream and Megatron by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Starscream discovers the human custom of Trick or Treating and decides to tease his leader about the Megatron Halloween costume. The little confrontation has unexpected results, however.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
And What Is Halloween? by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Prowl and Jazz discover the oddities of a human holiday and discover each other at the same time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Devil in a Cage by itsu-sual reviews
G1; Just who is Megatron punishing - Starscream, or the entire Decepticon army? Hinted Megatron x Starscream, nothing graphic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
StarCrossed: Reminder by Katsuko1978 reviews
Sometimes you just need to be reminded that you're alive. Sticky PWP, rated M for a reason. Set in the "Star-Crossed" universe and can be seen as a follow-up to "Bad Day."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mirage, Cliffjumper - Complete
Firsts: Prowl and Bluestreak by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. A badly traumatized Bluestreak finds that even though he lost his home and his entire way of life, he can still find love.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Prowl, Bluestreak - Complete
Phoenix by The Starhorse reviews
A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
A The Lord of the Rings Parody Fic by Revan's Soul reviews
Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Hobbies by Agar reviews
Alucard has picked up some strange hobbies in the past 500 years. A week long “slice of life” in the Hellsing household.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Alucard, Integra
Not Suitable For Little Ears by Starquilter57 reviews
Amanda's choice of music downloads gets her in hot water!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Amanda G., Spock - Complete
Crack Drabbles of the Third Kind by Kyron reviews
There are several stories on my computer that were either written for, well, nothing or written because I was absurdly bored. These stories shall find themselves here.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008
Learning Vulcan Cursing for NonNative Speakers by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For cards slash. Prompt: Learning to Curse. Bones needs some help with his relationship with Spock, so he goes to Jim and Uhura for help. Their advice may not be what he wants to hear, but it'll all pay off in the end. Damn Vulcans.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
It's an Art by zephtastic reviews
KIRK/MCCOY: Bones attempts to teach Jim the fine art of cuddling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Feline Escapades of the Autocats by Dragowolf reviews
The Autobots have a litter of kittens, now they have to learn how to take care of them. Should be fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,835 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Bluestreak, Fireflight
Jeans by Aislin30a reviews
Jim finds Bones lounging around in nothing but a pair of old jeans. He likes what he sees.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Memories of a Runt by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually by Penbrydd reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What the Sun Wants by Eccentric Writer reviews
He wanted him and by Primus he was going to have him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sam Witwicky, Sunstreaker
What Lies Beneath by Onyx17 reviews
A deeper look at the Female Autobots. Their emotions, thoughts and the part they play in the war.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Elita One, Chromia - Complete
Prime, I shrunk the Officers! by Acura RSX reviews
When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,410 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Prowl
Primary Colors by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: Tracks isn't as pretty as Sunstreaker. The Lamborghini still can't stop thinking about the Corvette.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sunstreaker, Tracks - Complete
Spark of Frustration by BitterEloquence reviews
IDW: What he thought was going to be a relaxing evening was turning into something much more drawn-out and frustrating. Slash/Kink Sentinel Prime /Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Prowl, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Stitched by Mira-Jade reviews
“He becomes a bit more like her everyday” . . . Amanda Grayson, and a study in human emotion.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Amanda G., Spock - Complete
Firsts: Ratchet and Sideswipe by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Sideswipe’s feelings for a certain medic have surpassed simple friendship, but unfortunately, Ratchet seems oblivious. Or at least, he had been.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Whispers by XantiumRising reviews
After working mission after mission together, stress and tension lead to a little something happening with everyone's favorite saboteur and disappearing act. Jazz also finds out just how strict and chaste the Towers was regarding interfacing. . .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Jazz, Mirage
Just Warming Up by exiled mind reviews
Five times Bones had a damn good excuse for kissing Jim and one time he didn't. Kirk/McCoy. Contains: A dash of angst, a bit of schmoop, a pinch of kidfic, and it probably toes the line on being crack as well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Breathless by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Movie - While on patrol, heading to a remote spot for the night, Sideswipe and Ironhide decide to engage in after hour activities. Oral, asphyxiation, a few humanized words, little bit of rough play. Ironhide/Sideswipe. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ironhide, Sideswipe
Integra in Training by MithLuin reviews
Integra learns what it means to fight vampires. Warnings for gore.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Extra Credit by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1. WARNING: mentions sticky, nothing explicit. Chapter one: Spike gets lost in the vent system of the Ark, and he discovers that what happens behind closed doors is meant to stay behind closed doors. Prowl/Jazz mentioned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Spike W.
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
If He Weren't So Proud by Intoxicarcerate reviews
The vodka slides down easily now, still burning at the back of his throat, but Kirill is drunk enough not to care. Nikolai/Kirill. Slash.
Eastern Promises - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Complete
Ring by fluffy-subtext reviews
3 Things That People Thought Scotty’s Ring Was For and the 1 Thing It Was.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
UN by Reality Obscured reviews
Various Prowl/Jazz writings inspired by words beginning with "un". Stories are much better than this summary, trust me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
Can't Blame Everything on the Pheromones by audi katia reviews
Was green your favorite color as a kid?"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, Gaila - Complete
A happy damn? by curse-of-the-cat reviews
Prowl comes up with a new saying, and confuses Jazz. How did he manage that?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Biological Imperatives by Okami-chan reviews
TFs as Dragons G1 AU. Chapter 1: Fuelling- In which Ratchet brings Prowl in out of the rain. Ties into the fic, Silver Purity, Cursed Crimson.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Prowl, Ratchet
Lullaby by SLLokabrenna reviews
Rip Van Winkle's final thoughts upon meeting her death at the hands of the No Life King. One Shot. STRONG M!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rip Van Winkle, Alucard - Complete
Five times Sarek loving Amanda was logical by Bridget Chubb reviews
Five times Sarek loving Amanda was logical...and the one time it wasn't, but he did it anyway. Originally written for the prompt at LiveJournal's Star Trek XI Kink Meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sarek, Spock - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Playtime by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz is tired after a long patrol. Prowl knows exactly how to cheer him up. Prowl/Jazz friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vol 60 Issue No 7 by WolvesFire77 reviews
MovieVerse: Well it looks like Sam stumbbled across an interesting little secret. So when no one answers his questions about it, he heads off to the one bot he knows will tell him what he wants: Prowl.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Magic and Loss by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Bluestreak finds himself still plagued with nightmares and grief over his lost family and home. He tries to drown his pain in another's arms, but love is more complicated than he realizes. It also has consequences. BluexSunny, BluexWJ, sparkling.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,105 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bluestreak, Wheeljack - Complete
Vulcans by mytsie reviews
Amanda frowned as she watched her son linger in the doorway of the master bedroom. Spock's had a bad day, and wakes his mother up in the middle of the night. Sarek/Amanda Spock Fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Kevet Dutar by mytsie reviews
His dark hair was wavy and manicured back against his scalp, and his eyebrow twitched upward as she took in his Kevlar jacket and moderately ruffled clothing. She knew him, he was the Vulcan who rode the hoverbike outside. Amanda/Sarek Fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Firsts: Ratchet and Wheeljack by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Ratchet has wanted to ask out Wheeljack for a long time. He finally might get his chance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Firsts: Prowl and Sideswipe by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Much to his brother’s horror, Sideswipe has a crush on the most unlikely mech, and he’s not going to give up until Prowl acknowledges his feelings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
To Stand by Luki Dimension reviews
ROTF - The battle is over, and its time for Sam to step into his role.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
Mindblowing? by B.J. Sanders reviews
Er... Just PWP threesome. Spock/Kirk/McCoy. Graphic and descriptive. Definite Mature. Friendship because I'm not sure if just sex really counts as romance. Or, really, if it counts as Friendship... :
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Retry by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Fifth part of the Patient H-18 series, direct continuation of "Catch". Just how are the Twins going to make up for their recklessness?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
Tools Of The Trade by Aslana reviews
Slash. 5 times Chekov attempted to seduce Dr. McCoy and the one time he finally did.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2009 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events Starring Eject by SilverRayan reviews
Eject has had a bad day, and feels like the entire Ark has turned against him. So when he's injured in battle, he hides his wound and runs away. The day goes from bad to worse when he runs into Megatron, who has a score to settle with Eject.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Eject - Complete
Just Another Day in Paradise by Rachel L. M reviews
Then the Vulcan punched him hard in the arm for good measure and walked out of the closet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
So You Wanna Be Vulcan? by xeksx reviews
Kirk has to dress as a Vulcan for a mission. Spock gets turned on by Vulcan Kirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 and 1 by Motor City Mistress reviews
The 5 times that Spock Prime had to stop himself from jumping Jim Kirk, and the one time he convinced Spock to do it for him. Spock Prime can't help but compare the young Jim to his old lover, Kirk Prime. Kirk x Spock slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
The Chase by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Shattered Glass - Jazz and Ricochet play a game of cat and mouse. Sticky, bloodplay kink, violence, twincest.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jazz
Warrior Goddess by Ciscogirl reviews
Wheelie and Mikaela go over the exact reason why he calls her that; and she thought it was just an attempt to keep her from torching out his other eye. Well...it was but that wasn't the whole story.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Illogical by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Set shortly after Patient H-18. Bluestreak is about to discover the wonder of computer-crashes...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bluestreak, Perceptor - Complete
StarCrossed: What Happens in Oregon by Katsuko1978 reviews
Who says that being captured by the enemy and subjected to the whims of their medic is a bad thing? AU and sticky m/m elements. Second in the "Star-Crossed" series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
StarCrossed: Look But Don't Touch by Katsuko1978 reviews
It's not easy to fantasize about your enemy when there's a telepath on base who would rat you out. Too bad leaving doesn't guarantee privacy.... AU and sticky elements. First in the "Star-Crossed" series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet - Complete
Overindulgence by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Shattered Glass - No one should annoy Optimus when he’s feeling angry, though that doesn’t stop a certain few. Ironhide/Ratchet/Optimus Prime. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Safe and Sound by LJC reviews
Gaila doesn't understand human women. Pike/Gaila
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2009 - C. Pike, Gaila - Complete
I remember by mytsie reviews
Spock didn't need to say it but, he found, it was comforting to hear it. Five times Spock saw Sarek loving Amanda. Amanda/Sarek fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Through Fire and Flame by CasusFere reviews
28 Red Alerts for the meme that's been running around. 28 short stories featuring Red Alert, Autobot Security Director. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,534 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Share and Share Alike by Blue Moon3 reviews
Gaila is pleasantly interrupted in the middle of her private business. Spock/Gaila Gaila doesn't have a character tag, WTF?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Spock, Gaila - Complete
Their Loss by SilverRayan reviews
He would have to thank everyone for thinking that Red was boring in the berth, because they were so very wrong. SkyfirexRedAlert. Rated M for a reason.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Red Alert - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Cuddlebug by TamarinaDC reviews
What happens when you give a Vulcan a pet name?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Patient H18 by Beregond5 reviews
G1. Prowl and Ratchet are handed a recruiting mission and they must go into the Neutral Zone. While there, Prowl meets a mech whose predicament affects him more than he can imagine.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,537 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
No Quiet to Find by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Tenacious ways by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Shattered Glass - Optimus Prime asserts his dominance claim over Rodimus while others watch. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime - Complete
A Logical Progression by The Girl from Shangri-La reviews
A series of snippets from Spock's childhood, from the perspectives of his parents.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sarek, Spock - Complete
Kissing Shadows by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Alucard and Integra for the thirty kisses challenge.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,927 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Punishment by ShatteredPerceptions reviews
Shattered Glass - In the dark, where little things creep, Jazz plays with his prey. Sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rainbow by Winnifred Daquer reviews
Different random pairings. includes: Hook/Bluestreak, Starscream/Hound, Mirage/Red Alert, Sunstreaker/Wheeljack, Megatron/Ravage, Swoop/Tracks, and Soundwave/Skywarp. SOme darker themes, mostly fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Ficlet Collection by kirin-saga reviews
Collection of G1 and sometimes IDW ficlets and drabbles. Various characters and ratings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 18,678 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 4/23/2008
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Can't Say No by Lola Hard reviews
*Jazz/Prowl, G1, challenge fic* How do you know if it’s real love when your malfunction simply doesn’t allow you to say ‘no’? Prowl has a big problem, and Jazz’s affection for him isn’t helping things… Full info and warnings inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Playing with Fire by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Before she had need of an assassin, Integra needed a companion. She was young, made for elders to sculpt her into a fine leader. And Alucard was just the right kind of psychotic mentor to shape the mold.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Madness of an Eggbaby by BatTitan reviews
One-shot. So what would have happened if Bruce actually agreed to keep the eggbaby while Terry went out on patrol? Warning: randomness will ensue. Set in the episode "The Eggbaby." Rated T for language, just to be safe.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bruce W., Terry M. - Complete
Bedtime Play by Wanting Memories reviews
Integra suspects Alucard may hear her in the night. Light smut.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Just Right by Arcturas reviews
Kind of like a slashy Goldilocks and the Three Bears, except that "Goldilocks" is a pair of Lamborghini twins. And the "Three Bears" are a family of Datsuns. Guess who the baby bear is? Very loosely G1-based.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Art and Science by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sunstreaker and Wheeljack have a secret. They've kept it for a long time and are in no hurry to let it get out. Wheeljack/Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Wheeljack, Sunstreaker - Complete
Explosions and Confessions by Fayola reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Heat by Eric-Eads reviews
Sometimes the heat is just too much, even for the Perfect Soldier. 1x2, abuse of laptops.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
A Dream is a Wish the Spark Makes by Fayola reviews
One dreams of something -- anything -- more than what he has, while the other longs for the return to his previous, lesser life. They never expected to find what they desired in each other. Prowl/Jazz. NOT crack, and better than it sounds, I swear!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,760 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
It Started With A Feeling by DarkAngelLillith reviews
50 sentence challenge. For those wondering who my mind paired Sideswipe with. I wanted to finish Insanity after starting the next sidestory, but the pairing demanded to be written now. I took the challenge to quiet them down until I can write the story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Optimus Prime, Sideswipe - Complete
Jacked Off by Fayola reviews
All Mirage wanted after returning from a long and rather unsuccessful mision was a shower and some recharge. Hound gives him a little something extra. Hound/Mirage luvins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
As Proof of Holy Writ by rainlightautumn reviews
Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Out of the Blue by Vicky-V reviews
Fifty sentences of scheming, dreaming and many other things between. ChelxTulioxMiguel, romantic and platonic.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Vengance is sweet by Airstrike reviews
After the twins latest stunt, Ratchet, Red Alert and Prowl decide to even the odds once again... sequal to getting serious which is a sequal to revenge... which is a sequal to Bamboozling the Tactician... . Bloomin sqeuals. R&Rs welcomed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Getting Serious by Airstrike reviews
After having their armour switched, the twins decide to get their own revenge... sequal to Revenge, which is the sequel to Bamboozling the Tactician. The Prank War has begun...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Light of the Sun by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1 What happens when the light of your world is extinguished and the reason for living is gone? Sunstreaker has to learn this the hard way with help he didn't really want. Character death, angst, romance. Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Sunstreaker/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,146 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl
Revenge by Airstrike reviews
After being bamboozled by the twins, Prowl decides to get some revenge. r&rs welcomed. Sequal to Bamboozling the Tactician.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Stuck on You by rainlightautumn reviews
The consequences of Megatron's latest "super weapon" aren't what anyone would have expected. Being literally stuck with one another wouldn't be so bad if they didn't hate each other's diodes. Slash, ProwlxJazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Family by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Sideswipe found him and couldn't bring himself to leave him. How he convinced Sunstreaker to help him raise Prowl is still a mystery.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,811 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Prowl
Bamboozling the Tactician by Airstrike reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker always wondered what it took to shut Prowl down, and now they appear to have found it... r&rs welcomed!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Promise Not to Tell: Promise Not to Laugh by P.A.W.07 reviews
Crack-fic off of the 'Promise Not to Tell' story line. Bumblebee struggles with 'HIS' secret but he can't help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot. '07 verse. Mentions of M-preg.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bumblebee, Hound, Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Mercy by ShyAnon reviews
-"How I adore that fire of yours," he quivered slightly against her mouth. She could feel the tendril of hair between them caressing her forehead while his breath left a heady scent that seemed to warm her from head to toe. - VergilxLady - Oneshot!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Lady/Mary, Vergil - Complete
Audacity Wins by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Prowl/Jazz. Sometimes an overload is more important than finding a safe, or private, or not-belonging-to-the-Decepticon-commander, space to have it in. Prowl, Jazz, and Megatron's desk. Slash, moderately realistic crackfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Snapshots! by DarkAngelLillith reviews
2007 Movie Glimpses on the lives of the transformers and their human allies. Mikaela/Bonecrusher Judy/Starscream Maggie/Optimus Pure crack pretending to have a plot.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007
Echoes by Nurannoniel reviews
Spark bonds are powerful things. When one breaks, all that is left is an echo of what came before. JazzXProwl oneshot. T warning for char death.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Oreo by outerelf reviews
The plastic Golden Oreos are trying to take over the world. Cracky oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Perceptor, Red Alert
Wax Job by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
G1; Mirage comes home from a spy mission to a very sexy Hound.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Blame it on the Chocolate by Kyoko Kasshu Minamino reviews
A little Valentine's Day tradition suddenly gets a little more...sticky. Both literally and metaphorically. Max blames it all on the damn chocolate. A Terry/Max one shot.
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Maxine G., Terry M. - Complete
Cut Your Finger by iiskaa reviews
Hound/Mirage: "Mirage looked through dimmed-to-indigo optics as Hound wiped a smear of oil from his chin, grinning, and licked it off his hand." Slash, sticky, crime scene.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Tactical Errors by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Springer decides to make a game of "Confess or Obey" more interesting. It quickly backfires on him. From a SpringKink prompt: Competetiveness; forfeits of a sexual nature - "Haha, you got spanked!" Slight, antagonistic, un-admitted-to Prowl/Springer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Springer, Prowl - Complete
Thief of All Trades by Minalover
Four words: I hate Heero Yuy. Well, then again, who doesn't? Or, wait, do I? language, boyxboy, 2x1
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Love as a Foreign Language by itsu-sual reviews
How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Descant by Vaeru reviews
G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Prowl, Jazz
I Hate You, Kiss Me Again by Katsuko1978 reviews
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Story Time by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU. G1/IDW-verse. The base is deserted and Optimus and Prowl can't find the rest of the crew. Prowl's mad and Optimus' amused. Where is everyone? The pet human knows! Beware: Fluffiness and randomness. Set after the events of Are We There Yet. RnR. Cont'd
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bluestreak
Message Reflected by Merith reviews
Duo ponders Heero's unusual use of the bathroom mirror. AU, heero/duo
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Are We There Yet? by Wide Spread Panic reviews
AU.G1/IDW. The war has just started and the Autbots have a new outpost: Earth. Plans go awry and Wheeljack finds himself stranded on Earth with six younglings to care for: Sides, Sunny, Hot Rod, Bee, Blue, and Drift ; if they don't deacitivate him first.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,081 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Wheeljack - Complete
You May Be Right by fricketyfrack123 reviews
Twin-centric sidestory to "Wonderwall". Because Sunstreaker and Sideswipe may be crazy. But they just may be the lunatics that the CMO needs. Eventual RatchetXTwins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Made For You by DarkAngelLillith reviews
Blaster goes to see Red Alert while the Security Director is on duty. Blaster/Red Alert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Blaster, Red Alert - Complete
Sparkling's and Oreos by PrancingTiger86 reviews
After a bad day at work all Prowl wants to do is cuddle up with his mate and offspring but Bluestreak simply has other ideas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Canada's North of Here, Right? by Arctic Banana reviews
Elita One has been acting quite moody for no reason lately. Poor Optimus just wants to know why.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Seducer's Seduction by BitterEloquence reviews
IDW: There were few things Sentinel Prime hated more than breaking in a new aide-de-camp but Prowl certainly showed some potential. Sentinel/Prowl Written for M E Challenge
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Prowl, Sentinel Prime - Complete
Won't You Join Me? by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: In the world of Special Ops, it's often kill or be killed. Or in the case, spy or be spied upon. Neither of which Mirage minds all that much, but a little warning would've been nice. Jazz/Mirage with voyeuristic themes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Jazz, Mirage - Complete
Culture Shock by Oni-Gil reviews
Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
28 Sunstreakers by VectorSigma3441 reviews
Various universes - Sunstreaker, the brash, the bold, and the beautiful, all wrapped into one. Follow him on a series of unrelated events. Now in the process of being edited into something readable.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,776 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sunstreaker
Minutiae by Silveriss reviews
The truth is in the details." This is a "what if" story that re-writes the beginning of Transformers: The Movie. What would happen if the so-called deactivated shuttle crew wasn't quite so deactivated? Prowl-centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Prowl - Complete
The Anatomy of a Predator by GC Rust reviews
Where does the civilized part begin, and the animal within end?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Grimlock - Complete
Stepford Porsche by vericus reviews
Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
The Things That Are Worth It by Kyra Neko-Rei reviews
Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Never Trust a Smiling Seeker by Katsuko1978 reviews
There was something about his cousin that was changed; he couldn't place his finger on what. One-shot, set at a point much later down the line in the "Road Not Taken" universe. Implied Sideswipe/Starscream/Sunstreaker.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sideswipe, Starscream - Complete
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Enough by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1: Some times just having faith in the one you love has to be enough. The thoughts of others shouldn't even have a place in the thought process. Fluff that is from the Light of the Sun Continuum. Prowl/Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sunstreaker, Prowl - Complete
Nervous Habit by Scape Goat reviews
Bluestreak has no idea how he attracted Sunstreaker's attention - but it certainly reminds him how his tendency to rant and babble increases as result of an old nervous habit. Sunstreaker x Bluestreak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sunstreaker - Complete
Bloody GoodforNothing Vampires by Draconic Vengence reviews
When Integra tries to work, things rarely ever go to plan. Unfortunately, this is most of the time. No real pairing, a little cracky. Warnings for graphicness and language.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Human Encyclopedia: Autobot Version by RaeVenn-Chan reviews
One-shots and short stories about the Autobots trying to understand humans and getting utterly confused in the process. Chapter 9: Halloween.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,212 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Love in Small Steps by mmouse15 reviews
A series of events in the life and relationship between Jazz and Prowl. Story is rated for later chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Feeling Good by rainlightautumn reviews
Drunksitting his roommate at a club turns into a more enjoyable experience than Jazz would have previously thought. ProwlxJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ain't That A Kick In The Head by The lunatic who cares reviews
When Prowl gets injured in a battle, there turns out to be some interesting consequences. Set G1. Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,912 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Mask of Words by Daggerpoint reviews
28 ficlets and drabbles about Bluestreak. There is more to him then an endless stream of words... Mix of G1, Movie, and whatever else I feel like throwing in, rating varies with each ficlet
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Bluestreak
Undercover, or I Don't Get Paid Enough For This by Katsuko1978 reviews
Soundwave and Starscream go on an undercover mission disguised as a bonded couple. One problem: they can't stand each other. Response to the TF2007 Fun Anon Kink Meme. Slash, non-graphic, some violent imagery.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Reconstruction by Light1 reviews
The mansion is in shambles after the Valentine Brother attack, repairs are needed. Can the monsters cope with having 24hour construction in their home?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Left Out by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. Feeling left out is a feeling Prowl is not accustomed to. And he is determined not to be left out again. Sideswipe feels exactly the same. Except then Jazz and Sunstreaker begin to feel left out. And Red Alert wants to be left out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Crash and Burn by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Make Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - 'Make me' is not a challenge one should ever give to an officer. Especially not if one is an officer oneself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Life Science by Arctic Banana reviews
Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
28 Jazzes by Scape Goat reviews
For the 28s meme on Livejournal. 28 ficlets centered around Jazz in G1, Animated, and 2007 movie continuity. Contains various pairings and slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Accidentally In Love by dytabytes reviews
50 Sentences for Ratchet and Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Take Hold of My Spinning World by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Poison Power Play by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
His third wish had nothing to do with love: what he truly wanted was power. Jafar/Jasmine.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Jafar, Jasmine - Complete
Shall We Dance? by Okami-chan reviews
Prowl's enjoying a little bit of free time after arriving at his newly assigned unit, and is very rudely interrupted. Very Eventual Prowl/Sideswipe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Convoluted Family Ties by outerelf reviews
Triplets raise Prowl. And then come the misconceptions- FINALLY COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,424 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Prowl, Red Alert - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Three Orange Whips by Cazcatharsis reviews
yeah, the damn song meme. Rated for lots of bad language and semi-SC, angst, bad humour and oocness. Beware my horrid drabblage. I needed the practice.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
The Bet by Fayola reviews
It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Bad Touch by Chrysnurse reviews
NOT the song. One-shot. Duo and Wufei are captured. Duo has a new security system in Deathscythe. Heero twitches.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Duo M. - Complete
Ow, My Foot: The Saga Continues by Addadain reviews
Movieverse: Jazz gets shot in the... well.. you know. Bumblebee and Chase turn each other into scrap, and LIKE it. Sam/Bee's POV. Another appearance by borrowed OC Malena Banes. Total crack/smut. Rated for the smut, and my foul mouth. Hope ya enjoy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Red vs Blue Characters by Trisket Trange reviews
The bios and stuff for every character in Red vs Blue.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Brush and Ink by kirin-saga reviews
G1 It was a very... interesting first meeting.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
I Kissed A Girl by vericus reviews
slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Maggie M. - Complete
Gunner welcoming committee by Dragowolf reviews
Prowl has been gone a while, and Bluestreak has been worried. BluestreakXProwl. A birthday present for a friend.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Shut Up and Kiss Me by Mitsuuuu reviews
TFA Oneshot. Starscream gets caught spying on his love. After minutes of bickering grow signs of love. Will there be romance? Or an arguing filled future? StarscreamxBlackarachnia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Tired by KiaMianara reviews
G1/ slash - Based on the question if it would be murder or suicide if Screamer tries to shoot himself with Megatron in his gun form and if Megatron would actually let him end his life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Ten Little Things by The Lady Elrond reviews
Two mutants, two lists, lots of fluff! ROGNETO.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Erik L./Magneto, Rogue - Complete
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
I Am Femme, Hear Me Roar by SheWasFlying reviews
When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Give An Inch, Take a MegaMile by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Brick Wall by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Ratchet is vastly entertained by Jazz's timing. Prowl is not.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Jazz, Ratchet - Complete
Falling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prowl isn't too pleased when Optimus decides to send his two highest ranked officers on a recon mission, but a fall on his door wings leads to some pleasant discoveries. Story only pretends to have a plot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,152 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Love Revealed by outerelf reviews
Triquel to 'Love' and 'Love Again'. The Ark's crew finds out about the two's realtionships, and their reactions are most amusing- oneshot
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Red Alert, Prowl - Complete
Make Me Feel by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Prowl has always relied on logic as the pivotal essence of his world to the point of forgetting what it's like to feel. Jazz does all he can to remind him what it's like. JazzxProwl
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Jazz - Complete
Spark Sitting by Arctic Banana reviews
Prowl volunteers to watch Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. What at first seems like another hectic night of Lambo-twin mayhem eventually takes a drastic turn when the twins realize that Prowl's a bit more fun to hang out with than they originally thought.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Once More With Feeling by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Perceptor, and anyone else who knew about it, were quite certain that it had been a one-time thing. But then Sideswipe and Sunstreaker start acting a little odd, and Perceptor finds himself reconsidering things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Perceptor, Sideswipe - Complete
Explosive Love by Diamond Unicorn reviews
Fifty sentences on Ratchet and Wheeljack. More to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Rescue Me by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There are certain Autobots that are just a waste of energy and resources to capture.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Hot Rod's Not So Excellent Encounter by vericus reviews
G1 - implied slash - crack!fic - Every mech has his boundaries. But sometimes those boundaries are in different places depending on who's testing them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hot Rod, Perceptor - Complete
Battle Nerves by S. Phantom reviews
Prowl and Jazz just came from a battle and want to get rid of their extra energy. Rated M for slashiness. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
On The Universal Pride Of Those Identified As Male by norielit reviews
Miles meets Prowl. A very upset Prowl. Who is proving that, indeed, some things are known to all societies. Even alien ones. Disconnected Universe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Complete
Defenders by vericus reviews
G1, slash - They knew what they were getting into when they decided they wanted Bluestreak. Only one mech thought to warn Bluestreak about what he was getting into when he decided he wanted them as well.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bluestreak, Sideswipe - Complete
All in the Family by Diamond Unicorn reviews
A series of stories exploring the relationships between Ratchet, Wheeljack, and their creations; the Dinobots. Ch. 14: Haha, I made it!- Er, the Dinobots celebrate Father's Day with Wheeljack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
One Track Mind by Catch23North reviews
Three Prowl/Jazz snapshots. ...Adapt and overcome.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Forgotten Lament Redeemer and Destroyer by Acura RSX reviews
When love knows no boundaries it can be stronger than death. And sometimes, even stronger than undeath. Post TF:TM Implied ProwlxJazz. Loosely inspired by the Soul Reaver series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration by Cazcatharsis reviews
07verse: Two girls and one fine freakin' Pontiac. How does one balance everyday crisis with daily meetings with alien mechs and stay sane? Now with 27% more ninjas!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,619 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Barricade, Mikaela B. - Complete
Patience: Now and Forever by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Control by Limmet reviews
Jazz is not pleased with his bondmate Prowl ignoring him in favour of his duties. So he decides to teach Prowl a little lesson. Prowl/Jazz slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,942 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Dinobots Mother's Day for Wheeljack by Dragowolf reviews
The Dinobots learn about Mother's Day so they think Wheeljack needs presents.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Wheeljack, Grimlock - Complete
Touch by outerelf reviews
What must if of taken for Red Alert to agree to allow Inferno to touch him. Fluff. Inferno/RedAlert
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served… on a Porsche by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. SunstreakerxJazz, JazzxProwl. Sunstreaker thinks it’s unfair that Sideswipe got Prowl all to himself. And Sunstreaker is nothing if not competitive. And Jazz wants to get his own back on his bondmate. Continuation of Undeniable
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Types of Love by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: There are many types of love. The love of a brother, of friends and of a lover. Some are fulfilling, some bittersweet but all are essential in this crazy thing we call living. Because without love, what would be the point?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Bluestreak, Prowl - Complete
Undeniable by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. SideswipexProwl, JazzxProwl, Red AlertxInferno. Sideswipe will do anything for a repeat of the previous sessions and he's determined. Very determined. But then, so is Prowl. Continution of Dream Machine and Loss of Control
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Size by Aspirare reviews
There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Teasing by fricketyfrack123 reviews
When Hound is away, Mirage wants to play, and Perceptor just happens to be in the way. G1. Oneshot. Slash. MirageXPerceptor, mentions of HoundXMirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
A Lesson in Restraint by BitterEloquence reviews
Ani: The introduction of the Elite Guard into the Autobot's lives is often chaotic at best but sometimes the strangest bonds are forged in the most unusual of circumstances. Prowl/Jazz Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
On The Care And Feeding Of Humans by Vaeru reviews
Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,646 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sideswipe, Ratchet - Complete
The Grunt's Guide to Warfare by Tirya King reviews
G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,044 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 6/19/2005
Loss of Control by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. Sunstreaker reminisces and decides he wants more. Sideswipe just has one thing on his agenda and Jazz discovers that while it can be fun watching, it’s far more fun to be involved! Prowl just doesn’t know what to think! Sequel to Dream Machine
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Dream Machine by Ilyusha reviews
G1. Slash. ProwlxJazz, SunstreakerxJazzxSideswipe, Red AlertxInferno. Good things come to those who wait and Prowl is determined to ensure that his mate only gets the best. Continuation of sbx’s Good Dream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Matchmaking: Rogue and Gambit by Black-Rose23 reviews
Part 4 in the series. We know how Scott and Jean got together, but what about Remy and Rogue? Who brought them together? How did Rogue come to be so obsessed with matchmaking anyway?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Sam Witwicky's Guide on Living with the Autobots by rrdt reviews
Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sam W. - Complete
On the Brink of Dawn by Lune Nightingale reviews
G1: This was written as a sidestory to Light of the Sun. It happens during Chapter Seven. This is from Prowl's point of view and aids in understanding his actions in Chapter Eight. Implied Sunny/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
All In a Day's Work by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet is busy, but Sideswipe wants to play... Set between Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. G1, slash, PWP. Gift fic for hoppersnail on LiveJournal.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Vignettes by Wyntir Rose reviews
Several short stories exploring the relationship between Ratchet and Wheejack through the millenia. All future chapters to be posted seperately.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,978 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
In Unexpected Places by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Sometimes the thing you want the most is right under your nose and sometimes you find them in the most unexpected of places. Slash: Red Alert/Inferno, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Red Alert, Inferno - Complete
Mine by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Mirage, Hound - Complete
Works in Mysterious Ways by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Keep Them From Harm and Injustice by BitterEloquence reviews
G1: When Ratchet swore to heal all, he did not take his oath lightly. The first time he met the likes of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, he knew they'd be trouble. Unfortunately, Sunstreaker did not count on what one feisty, loud-mouthed medic could do to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Punishing Rewards by ThunderScythe reviews
G1.Sequel to "Punishments" Prowl finishes his 'work' on Sideswipe with the help of Jazz. ProwlxSideswipexJazz some ProwlxJazz in the beginning. Yes. This is Slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer by Howeller reviews
Pick Up Lines For Any Transformer. Starting one couple right now, but others well be added. Nothing graphic, bad words, and implying stuff. So yeah, please read. And try some of these out and tell if they work. Prowl Twins Jazz Optimus Bee Ratchet Ironhid
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008
Those Tentacle Blues by amidoh reviews
Slash one-shot; Starscream should have know that antagonising a giant betentacled alien beast was not a good idea, but now he's got more to contend with than an enraged blob. And Perceptor was unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Wreath by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,733 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Bed Time by Crooked reviews
Slash. Starscream returns the favor to Optimus for getting a bath, whether the leader likes it or not...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Risk To Be Alive by vericus reviews
G1, slash - Prequel to 'You Don't Have To Be Afraid'- "Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive - the risk to be alive and express what we really are." - Don Miguel Ruiz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
At Sixes and Sevens :And Kings and Queens: by Alara reviews
Bit of cutesy Valentine's drabble. Canon, after Cajun Spice, but before anything else significant. ROMY. Anyone know why I can't put parentheses in the title?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,981 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Silver Purity, Cursed Crimson by Okami-chan reviews
G1 AU. The Ark crashed, sending its passengers, both Decepticon and Autobot alike, offline. When the Autobots woke, nothing was like they'd left. Not even themselves. TFs as Dragons. Status: Hiatus until it can be revised, and outlined
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
Flames to Dust by Paleodex reviews
G1 Even Lamborghinis don't last forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Good Fences by Sakon76 reviews
G1. Good fences make good neighbors, and the Witwickies and the Autobots are learning to live together.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Snowed In by ryagelle reviews
A blizzard strands Ratchet and the Lamborghini Twins in the mountains, with unexpected results. December contest winner on LiveJournal, G1, slash, unrelated to TtH or CC. It all belongs to HasTak, and I make no profit from it. Here ya go, whiner. XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Socializing by ryagelle reviews
Sunstreaker somehow always manages to throw Ratchet for a loop without even trying. Oneshot drabble, complete crack, G1, mild slash. Must have read 'Cave Canem' or it makes no sense. All characters property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
D is for Dessert by Kirihana reviews
Another installment of the Alphabet Series. No, Trowa, Duo does not want some ice cream with his sprinkles.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Duo M. - Complete
Moving In by Ryo-girl reviews
House and Chase get together. How long does it take for everyone else to notice? Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Bath Time by Crooked reviews
Slash. Armada. From getting noisy complaints, Starscream goes to a take a shower. However, he’s never taken one before, so he doesn’t know what to do! Optimus comes to help him out, and when one thing leads to another…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Nightwatch by NKfloofiepoof reviews
Steeljaw is on a mission to retrieve information from the Nemesis, but he runs into a little...resistance. Warning: kitties
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ravage, Steeljaw - Complete
Destiny's Child by shalimar79 reviews
A young woman is rescued from her dying town by a creature whose motive is suspect.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
It's Easier to Hate Others by Aseret Kitsune reviews
[RvB. Rating due to change. Slash, het, gen] Just some stories. Thirty seventh one: Grif and Donut, while in the afterglow, get to discussing what they’ve used in the past as lubricant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 32,731 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006
Prowl and Sideswipe's Excellent Adventure by vericus reviews
G1, sort-of-slash - Prowl and Sideswipe get sent, in disguise, on a mission to Cybertron...but when they come back, they make a little detour after reporting to Prime, and Ratchet's collection of blackmail material grows exponentially.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,981 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
You're Mine by m.t.dog reviews
Chase gets molested, and House is there to remind him just who he belongs to. Slash, so don't read if you don't like
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Don't Stop the Music by Kirmon64 reviews
[07movieish] Soundwave's taken a break from his work as a communications monitor, and where does he go? To the bar that Blaster happens to work at, of course... [SWxB, smutfic]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Feel the Music by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
N is for Names by Kirihana reviews
Part of the Alphabet Series. Duo decides he knows what happened to Trowa and Heero's real names.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Duo M. - Complete
Blackout by Reikaku Pyro reviews
[Very slight Remy X Rogue] He should have known only a girl would give him this sort of headache. Rated for slight innuendo. COMPLETED.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Voice in the Dark by vericus reviews
G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Design Flaws by vericus reviews
G1 - A surprise visit from Skywarp sent Sunstreaker and Prowl into a cave for protection, and as they wait for rescue, Sunstreaker discovers a formerly only rumoured design flaw in the Autobot's second in command...rating for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Sunstreaker - Complete
Happy To See You! by vericus reviews
G1, slash - In which we find out why leaving the pranksters alone with each other is a Bad Idea...especially when Jazz's radio is broken.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Hate the Dark by NKfloofiepoof reviews
G1 AU / post TF:TM - After Cybertron's destruction, two survivors wait out their final months after crashing on a forsaken and dangerous planet. Slash - second Prime/Starscream story on FFnet! Complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,385 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
You Don't Have To Be Afraid by vericus reviews
G1 - Jazz and Prowl have finally admitted they have feelings for each other, but Jazz has promptly gone straight back into denial, leaving Prowl frustrated. Fortunately there's someone willing to help him give Jazz a good kick in the CPU for being stupid.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Property of Jazz by vericus reviews
G1 - Sometime after the defeat of Unicron, an irritated Ultra Magnus wakes Rodimus Prime in the wee hours of the morning to deal with an apparent vandalism problem Autobot city has developed...oneshot crack fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Jazz, Blaster - Complete
Tease by vericus reviews
G1, slash - When Prowl signed up for the Autobots he was certain being molested by the resident saboteur on office hours wasn't part of the job's description...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Vacations Aren't Evil by vericus reviews
G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
Twinning the Hatchet by ryagelle reviews
Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Monty Python and the Twins by Tyrrlin reviews
[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,868 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
Misbehaving by Merisel reviews
Chapter 4 Summary: Ironhide 'scores' Bumblebee has a holoproblem Sam and Jazz give a demo Optimus accepts a challenge. Rated NC17 for holosmut, pseudo mechsmut.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,446 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Bonding by Oneshadedarker reviews
Bonding on a hot summer day as only the Blue’s can. Through emotional abuse. Because it was just too much work to kill each other. Red vs Blue fic.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Is it a Shindig or a Hootenanny? by ShyLight reviews
G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Prowl
Creativity by Kyron reviews
ProwlxJazz, G1 Continuity. A prank Jazz plays on poor Prowl turns bad and Jazz has to face the consequences. PlugnPlay inside.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Plans and Impulses by Merisel reviews
Jazz gets a little help from Glen, and Ironhide sees some noncombat action. Warning: This is NC17. Smut alert! Contains humanholo smut. AN This is yet another followup to the previous crackfics.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Model of Strength by Fluffy1984 reviews
[G1] Sunstreaker chooses a surprising candidate for study. Rated T for perviness at the end and language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Fair Play by Merisel reviews
Sam finds out about Bumblebee and Mikaela, and Jazz gets involved.This is another followup to the previous crackfics.This is NC17 SmutPseudo smut alert!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Number 16 by Merisel reviews
Inspired by Bumblebee, Ratchet decides to create his own holoform...with some help. This is a followup to the funny crackfic 'Summer Lovin' by Shadows Light Warning: This is NC17 Smut alert!
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
Hiding the Obvious by vericus reviews
G1, Slash - One of the longest running betting pools amoung the Autobots is about to be resolved...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Welcome Home by Lavinia Lavender reviews
Integra arrives home for the summer, and Alucard is waiting for her. Strange things happen when you are fifteen.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Meet the Car by Umi Mikazuki reviews
And you thought the idea of introducing your significant other to your parents could be stressful...
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Don't Mess With Sarah Lennox by Umi Mikazuki reviews
Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Blood in the Water by Laryna6 reviews
A collection of oneshots, drabbles & other DantexVergil works.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - [Dante, Vergil] - Complete
Predators Just Wanna Have Fun by Fire Redhead reviews
Garv and Fire Blood engage in a little spar to excite their females!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
One Track Mind by aranenumenesse reviews
Marie's innerLogan plays a matchmaker.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Punishments by ThunderScythe reviews
Had this up on DA, decided to share. :D Sideswipe learns of 'other' means of punishment from Prowl. Slash, my first G1 fic, so...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Unexpected friends by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Sometimes you find a friend in the oddest of beings. G1 Sunstreaker one shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Chip C., Sunstreaker - Complete
It takes a village by Lnzy1 reviews
G1 offshot. They say it takes a village to raise a child...well what about a detachment of Autobots?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Matchmaking: Shadowcat and Colossus by Black-Rose23 reviews
When Kitty tells her ex she and Piotr are dating, things get out of hand. Rogue and Scott wouldn't have it any other way. Part 2 in the Matchmaking Series!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,446 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Colossus - Complete
Distraction by Nightwind reviews
G1 Staff meetings make Jazz dangerously bored. Poor Prowl gets to pay the price. Yes, it's clichéd. No, I don't care. This one is 'slash,' as you might have guessed, but nothing icky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Rays Of Sunshine Vol 1 by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Sunstreaker has many stories to tell... these are just 28 of them... based on the 28 ficlets challenge on LiveJournal... rated for slash in certain chapters, which will have warnings attached to them
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 14,866 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
W is for Wasp by Kirihana reviews
Part of the Alphabet Series. A wasp is loose in the Gundam Pilots' living room.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Complete
Q is for Quiet by Kirihana reviews
Part of the Alphabet Series. It turns out there is one way to silence Duo.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Duo M. - Complete
Trophy of Renata by Fire Redhead reviews
Fire Blood has given up his pursuit of the High Eldress...but does she truly want him to stop? One Shot
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,572 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Celestial Bodies by Unorthodox Enigma reviews
He was the warm sun, always shining by his own light. Oneshot, no slash. Features: Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Antecedants by Hellsfirescythe reviews
Freetime in the Ark for the Dinobots definitely isn’t scarce. ‘But why in the world would Swoop want to watch Autobots?’ thinks Grimlock. Little does he know that the answer will come to him in the most unexpected form. PerceptorxGrimlock
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
B is for Bullet by Kirihana reviews
Part of the Alphabet Series. Duo decides to see if a rubber bullet will bounce off a rubber wall.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Duo M. - Complete
Early Days by MariaShadow reviews
PreG1. Some ideasessay in story format. Cookie to the first person to figure out who Red is
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
A Caged Swann by Vee017 reviews
Will left Elizabeth for the high seas and now she's being forced to choose a suitor to marry. A man that will see her as nothing but a trophy, but one seems different...and somehow familiar...Sparrabeth [AU PotC 1]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,063 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
I WagerAgain by Fire Redhead reviews
Liked my first one shot? Well this time Fire Blood makes a bet with Little Fighter...you can see where this is going.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
P is for Pants by Kirihana reviews
Yet another installment of the Alphabet series. Duo replaces a single word from Heero's favorite phrase. I take suggestions for future installments!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Duo M. - Complete
Twenty Eight Reflectors by Rebecca Hb reviews
G1: The 28 Reflector ficlets I wrote for a writing meme, and because I adore the underused camera triad. Genre ranges all over the place, and chapters are not necessarily related. Slash warned for in chapter titles.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Reflector - Complete
Nutter Butters by Skandranon reviews
Duo gets a late night phone call from a confused Heero. Oneshot. 23, 15 hints.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Endymion by Lex reviews
House and Wilson watch Chase sleep
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2006 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Snapshots by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]A thousand words can paint a picturebook of memories, just like its done here. PostTFTM.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Three Card Draw by The Catastrophe Waitress reviews
Those extra dangerroom sessions are taking their toll on Rogue and Remy steps in too relieve some of the pain. ROMY. Rating becuase Remy's involved. [Edited: 7th May 2007]
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
On Being Reduced to Instinct by The Starhorse reviews
When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
Blue 42 by The Starhorse reviews
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Paint by Calliann reviews
Oneshot. AU. Just a simple little romantic piece. See I haven't completely forgotten my XMen roots on this site, but alas, 'King Arthur's' Tristan has won my heart as of late, but Remy stole it back! R&R and enjoy. Rating for safety.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Rogue - Complete
Control by Thess reviews
After turning sixteen, Integral Hellsing becomes a target for verbal advances in social circles. To avoid looking weak among her equals, she decides to make her embarrassment fade by… exploring the male anatomy first hand in the safest way possible. IxA.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2006 - [Integra, Alucard] - Complete
Behind a Cup of Joe by Dyna Dee reviews
MM relationship. Over the rim of a coffee cup, an inconspicuous observer contemplates the longhaired, mysterious boy in black and his new companion.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Lifestyles of the Rich and the Arrogant by tectrices reviews
Stuck in a class you hate? Forced to spend days with a guy you can't stand? Never fear there is an answer! In classic azureshipping style, discover all the things you never knew you wanted to know about Seto Kaiba. COMPLETE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,829 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba - Complete
Chameleon by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Prowl's becoming almost the complete opposite of himself: violent, disrespectful, and lashing out at his friends. There's just no valid explanation. Rated T, just in case.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,505 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Complete
Drawing Lines by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]...Sunstreaker has a bit of a crappy morning. He's just off patrol, his brother's not home, and some mechs just wont leave him alone. What's a 'Bot to do... TFs belong to HasTak
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
The AntiGravity Chamber by Cedechan reviews
Oneshot...after the war, the guys are forced to do nothing but paper work. So what do they do when they have time off? written for lj's GW500
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Duo M., Hilde S. - Complete
Talents by Princess Sassafras reviews
What is Duo's charm when it comes to the opposite sex? Shortfic. LANGUAGE WARNING.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Duo M., Wufei C. - Complete
An Everyday Kind of Love by srusse87 reviews
Heero and Duo...I promised some friends a happy story, though this is about as sappy as I get, which isn't much. It's meant to just be a feel good fic about Heero coming to a realization about his relationship with Duo...in an everyday way.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Tactical Analysis by tarajcl reviews
Set in Armada. Starscream studies the enemy in its natural habitat. First on the agenda, making Red Alert's day a little bit worse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,979 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Soul Mates by PuraJazzBot reviews
[G1]Prowl is one of the Autobots assigned to the energon run to Earth, while Jazz remains at the Moonbase.... contains Prowl.Jazz slash... TFs property of HasTak.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2005
Letting Their Hair Down by Smarty Cat reviews
[Oneshot] When you have as much hair as Duo does you need to set aside a special time to care for it. Fortunately Hilde's there to help. 2xH ALL comments and criticisms are welcome.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2005 - [Hilde S., Duo M.] - Complete
And We Will Never Speak Of This Again by Reiji Neko Mitsukai reviews
Short story about what Legolas and Aragorn were doing while waiting for Gandalf to open the door to Moria. Supposed to be funny, but you know me...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Undercover by Tirya King reviews
G1. Sometimes it’s not always the quiet one. Sometimes it’s the lovable cute one. Sometimes the least likely can be the most dangerous.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
One Kiss, Two Boys, Three Words by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: 1x2x1 Summary: Wherein Heero asks an important question, Duo deliberates on giving him an answer, and a few words plus a kiss are had.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Eat Your Words, Beautiful by Azurite reviews
When a friend asks a seemingly innocent question about Seto Kaiba, Téa Gardner is forced to respond: He just rubs me the wrong way. Too bad Seto Kaiba overheard and is now planning to change Téa's mind... [Seto x Téa, Oneshot]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2005 - [Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba] - Complete
Pet Names by Asuka Kureru reviews
1x2x5 Pet names and nicknames and name calling, or How To Be Cute in a Macho Way.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Flight of the Butterfly by Tirya King reviews
Rogue infiltrates where no sane person has infiltrated before... the Thieves Guild homestead. Based off a dream.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Eight Hours by Eileen Blazer reviews
[One Shot] Rogue is kidnapped and thrown together with a familiar face... Remy LeBeau. How will they occupy their time until either a rescue or the kidnapper comes? RogueRemy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Jazz 1, Prowl 0 by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a little Jazz and Prowl story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2004
Cry by Mistah Js girl reviews
Everyone has seen the Joker laugh, only Harley Quinn has seen him cry.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Spring Fever by Smarty Cat reviews
[Oneshot] It's spring. Relena's ovulating, Duo's stripping, and Noin and Wufei are fighting over donuts. Fun and mayhem abound. OOC and not to be taken seriously.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Duo M., L. Noin, Relena P., Wufei C. - Complete
I Could Grab It With My Nub by Kelly1 reviews
Subtitled “Strawberries at Midnight” Waff-y Acolyte slash! Remy/John, Gambit/Pyro. Take your pick . . . fun and cute and utterly pointless. ^_^
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2002
What Are You Doing? by Kohaku-chan reviews
5 chapters of Random Humorous Insanity for each Gboy, this has an over all PG warning. Chapters 1 through 5. It's finished!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2002 - Published: 11/13/2002 - Duo M., Quatre W. - Complete
Game Queen and Then Some by Borath reviews
Complete Yami gets turned into a woman. Yami gets pregnant. Kaiba is the father. And then his life takes even more insane turns... Rating upped due to swearing and being fussy and me not risking over 300 reviews. mpreg
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,869 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
The Natural Order by strangecandy reviews
Hound has a hard time accepting the darker side of nature.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2002
Homecoming by Smarty Cat reviews
Oneshot2xH warm fuzziness "Hilde, it's okay to be weak in front of me. I'm not going to take advantage of it... Or, well...if I do, it'll be in a good way."
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2002 - [Duo M., Hilde S.] - Complete
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Trust reviews
Sequal to 'Heat', Prowl was a great multi-tasker but tending to his duties as 2IC, carrying a sparkling, and fending off two unlikely mechs was starting to get irritating.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Prowl
Heat reviews
Something is happening to Prowl and Ratchet is warning mechs to steer clear, but... Do they want to?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Prowl - Complete
Office Surprise reviews
Prowl's late and Optimus wants to know why. A X-Mas present for Lucretzia.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
I Got A WHAT! reviews
Daniel's visiting the Autobots for the first time, and he takes an interest in Prowl's...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Daniel W., Prowl - Complete