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Joined 07-27-06, id: 1100763, Profile Updated: 05-14-17
Author has written 38 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Inception, and Captain America.

Note: If you are looking for the missing sex scenes from Shadow Selves on my now deleted Livejournal page, message me on Tumblr with an email address or other way to receive files, and I will send you the scenes.

About Me: I also have an Archive of Our Own account (including stories not posted on this site) that may be of interest here, as well as a Tumblr here.

Fan Art: Behold, the fanart for my fics! If you're a fan and want to draw one, feel free, and be sure to drop me a link:

Mad Friends A poster made for my first fic, Mad Friends, by Lyndalion16:

Act Like We Are Fools Another of Lyndalion16's posters, this time for my second fic, Act Like We Are Fools:

Crane Considers a Clown: This one's by sapzberry, and it references Chapter Twenty of Act Like We Are Fools:

Polygamous Kingdom: By XxXUnlockedDiaryXxX, for Chapter Twenty-Seven of Act Like We Are Fools:

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitten...: sapzberry again, this time for Chapter Thirty-Three of Act Like We Are Fools:

BBQ SAUCE: Also by sapzberry, this is an intepretation of the Joker's picture in the first chapter of Say That We're Sweethearts Again:

Leporiphobia: Another poster by Lyndalion16:

Joker is Pretty: By GreyLiliy, for the first chapter of The Knight and The Prince:

Shadow Selves: Comic Panel: By RiddlesxandxRoses, for the first chapter of Shadow Selves:

Don't Let Morning Come: By Komman, for Chapter Thirteen of Shadow Selves:

Scarecrow: By Lily Mae Ray, also for Chapter Thirteen of Shadow Selves:

Scarecrow-Shadow Selves: By dididouli, also for Chapter Thirteen of Shadow Selves:

Promise: By RiddlesxandxRoses, for Chapter Twenty-Seven of Shadow Selves:

The Boatman: By Lily Mae Ray, for Chapter Thirty-Two of Shadow Selves:

Darling Won't You Be Still?: By Nox Wicked, for Chapter Thirty-Three of Shadow Selves:

Shadow Selves: By Puck-Sexton, for Chapter Eighty/Eighty-One of Shadow Selves:

The Knight and the Scarecrow: By Lily Mae Ray, for Chapter Ninety-Five of Shadow Selves:

Dr. Crane Isn't Here Right Now: By Toccata No. 9, partly for Chapter Forty of The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So:

Riding A What?: By MaddHatter13, inspired by Chapter Forty of The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So (with added unicycle):

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Dear Joker by 4ofCups reviews
What happens when Ledger's Joker decides to take a hiatus from crime, dabble in journalism and dispense his opinions to the faithful readers of Gotham's premier advice column? He's got his own ideas about tact, social graces and virtue: they're overrated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 34,989 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Joker
Not Playing with a Full Deck by 4ofCups reviews
Gotham's most feared criminal has been insulted on a grand scale. What type of revenge will he exact on the woman who's responsible? Lois Lane will find out the hard way. This Joker is feral, bloodthirsty and hungry for revenge. Mature content.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 503,177 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 131,817 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Taming of the Scarecrow by Aloria-Catalonia reviews
It was no secret that Commissioner Gordon had the two hottest sons in Gotham City....Slash, AU, Joker/Jonathan Crane rated for safety. story loosely based off of Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 20,728 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/28/2016 - Published: 2/13/2009 - J. Crane, Joker
Right Foot Red by 4ofCups reviews
It's game night in Arkham Asylum. The Joker gets permission to attend with everyone else, and he's feeling playful. What could possibly go wrong? This one-shot is set 3 months after TDK and 9 months before the story "Not Playing with a Full Deck", with tie-ins to that story. Based on Ledger's Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2016 - Complete
Revenge of the Nerds by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
persuasion (and other reasons why she bleeds) by Shadows of a Dream reviews
Natalia draws a fingertip across his jawline. "You are every inch a person... Every single piece of you."/The Soldier looks at his metal fingers, which rest against the nape of her neck. A person does not have a machine for an arm, and surely a person does not wonder if he is a person...The Soldier pins her with his stare. "Persuade me."/A soldier; an assassin. What could go wrong?
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow] - Complete
Skinny Love (Young and Beautiful) by Shadows of a Dream reviews
She goes by many names and takes many forms, like a shifting shadow on a wall. Many men have called the Black Widow beautiful; they all mean something different, seeing what they want to see. But when this star-spangled soldier breathes the word on to her lips, she believes him./One-shot. Dedicated to Lauralot. 4 times men thought the Black Widow beautiful; 1 time it meant more.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.] Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
be my shield (five times we touched) by Shadows of a Dream reviews
he tastes like fire and steel and ash, like a thousand fractured yesterdays. she kisses him harder, long and deep, desperate and damaged, like a promise of tomorrow. - steve/natasha. 5 consecutive one-shots, some longer than others. timeline: post-avengers through post-winter soldier. [edit: the final one-shot has become a multi-chapter concluding arc.] COMPLETE.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,240 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Nick Fury - Complete
Counter Point Café by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
When is a pipe not a pipe? When it is a Scarecrow, of course, and one part of an amnesia-inflicted Jonathan Crane. Sequel to both Chance Encounters and Giving Up Spring
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010 - J. Crane, Joker
Impromptu Affair by GreyLiliy reviews
Good partners are hard to find - but sometimes they just drop in unexpected. And Joker's going to keep hold, whether Scarecrow & Two-Face like it or not.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 57,568 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 9/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker, Harvey D.
Nothing Like the Original by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Halloween in Gotham always carries an inherent element of risk. That's what makes it so much fun. For the Scarecrow.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Plausibility by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow doesn't care who she is, where she hails from, or where she's going. He just needs a ride. OC but no romance, I can guarantee you that.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,359 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
Possessive by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan Crane has never felt this way before. And he'd make sure the man who caused this feeling took full responsibility. Scarecrow x Wayne.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane] - Complete
The Secrets Of Scary People by J-Horror Girl reviews
There's something living in that chest. It's been in there for two hundred years. Don't fool yourself. The lock isn't broken. It just doesn't work... from the outside.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 120,616 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - J. Crane
Can't Get You Out Of My Head by J-Horror Girl reviews
Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,723 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Joker
Strange Sugar by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
Batman really had no idea how to categorize this incident, but he was fairly sure that the word "strange" didn't even begin to start covering it...though it rarely does when Jonathan Crane is involved. But sugar? Dedicated to Lauralot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Concrete by GreyLiliy reviews
Holding experiments in his office just wasn't working for Jonathan any longer. He needed someplace new. Prequel to Burlap.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - J. Crane - Complete
However You Celebrate by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Harley feels that the Scarecrow hasn't embraced the Christmas spirit, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She decorates her heart out, bringing all the cheer she can to the Scarecrow's lair. Can he avoid killing her over it?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Nerd by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Voyeurism At It's Worst by CayshaGriffin reviews
I didn't mean to see Batman and the Joker kissing, it just happened! Batman/Joker slash, slight OC voyeurism. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,348 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
mY fAVoritE tHinGS by 4ofCups reviews
Ledger's Joker is feeling blue instead of purple. How does he pick himself up? Cue the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical score, replace the Austrian Alps with the backdrop of Gotham, and sing along. You all know the tune.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
So There We Were by Nurse Joker reviews
Joker POV. The shrinks at Arkham decide it would be therapeutic for the Joker to take up writing. This is the result.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - The Joker
Chance Encounters by TheOtherMaddHatter reviews
How exactly did Jonathan meet the Clown Prince of Crime? Through a sequence of chance encounters, Jonathan Crane will learn what it truely means to know fear. -This is a slash story between Joker/Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow. -Rating has changed!-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Caused & Cured by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Joker knew how he got his scars. The truth changed with the circumstances; it wasn’t his fault if the Arkham doctors didn’t see it that way. But now they'd cured him, whether he wanted them to or not. After all - change the face, change the man. Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Joker - Complete
Burlap by GreyLiliy reviews
Jonathan hadn't meant to buy the burlap. It just sort of happened.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Sack Cloth And Chicken Soup by BiteMeTechie reviews
Because someone out there needs to be feeding Jonathan Crane...*Revised*
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 12/19/2006 - [J. Crane/Scarecrow, OC] - Complete
Bittersweet by MK08 reviews
How does The Joker react when he realizes Harley is gone and she isn't coming back this time? Songfic to "The Brilliant Dance". Rated T for language.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/6/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
The Best Therapy by yaoininja reviews
“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Joker Cum and Gone by Connor Gourmand reviews
It's a joke you'll see.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Alfred P., The Joker - Complete
How to Write a Bad TDK Romance by Steven 'Janus' Apollo reviews
Look at all those badly-written, poorly characterized Suefics floating about for the Joker! Don't you wish you could make your own and annoy everyone? Well, thanks to this handy step-by-step guide written by moi, now you can!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Key Jingly Doom by Twinings reviews
And thus a pattern is established. [CAT]
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Once I Was You by ladyFrost2 reviews
Bruce isn't really sure who he is anymore. And the little psychiatrist shaped 'problem' he picked up in Arkham isn't helping. Could be read as a sequel to the movie. Sadly they don't make films like this much. NOW COMPLETE.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Tis the Season by Twinings reviews
Something is wrong in Gotham this holiday season, so Batman seeks out the most obvious suspect and brings him a little holiday cheer.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2006 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
All Cats Are Grey In The Dark by ladyFrost2 reviews
Gotham's full of waifs and strays. Sometimes a few of them end up in the same place at the same time.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Punch and Judy by Mortissimo reviews
Slash, ScarecrowxJoker No rest for the wicked. A childish nightmare leaves Scarecrow unsettled. ALSO: The End
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005
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No Song Unsung, No Wine Untasted reviews
Steve had expected Bucky would have strong feelings toward the Russians who held him captive. He hadn't expected them to be feelings of camaraderie.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Sam W./Falcon - Complete
The Great Christmas Shopping Excursion of 1999 reviews
Last minute holiday shopping is always hectic. Doubly so if the Winter Soldier is tagging along.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Single Finest American Film reviews
Brock Rumlow has questionable taste in movies.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier
The Annual HYDRA Thanksgiving Potluck reviews
Something about the holidays brings out Pierce's Sadistic Grandpa side in full force. He has a perfectly good family to inflict seasonal cheer onto, but it seems that isn't enough.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
My Very Best Friend reviews
There are two types of friends: the kind who let you fall, and the kind who save your life. [Companion piece to "When I Awoke, Dear, I Was Mistaken" but can be read individually.]
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
When I Awoke, Dear, I Was Mistaken reviews
Agent Coulson wasn't the only one to watch Steve Rogers sleep. [Companion piece to "My Very Best Friend" but can be read individually.]
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake reviews
With the help of the Winter Soldier, Rumlow and Rollins celebrate Asexual Awareness Week. Rumlow/Rollins, rated for language and one very brief mention of torture.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Better to Hug You With reviews
As he's stepping off the Metro, Steve catches a glimpse of waving tentacles in his peripheral vision. An octopus is wriggling onto the platform. He's entering the Triskelion when it happens again: a flash of tentacles in the corner of his eye, this time roping around a filing cabinet. Clearly Steve needs more sleep.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
You Only Want to Socialize (But I Don't Think We Should) reviews
The Winter Soldier dresses up for a HYDRA Halloween party.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Some Plans Are Stupid reviews
Each year in Gävle, Sweden, a giant straw Yule goat is put on display during Advent. In 2005, two vandals dressed as Santa Claus and the Gingerbread Man set fire to the goat with a flaming arrow. This is why drinking is now banned on HYDRA missions.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Blankets reviews
The Winter Soldier will never be cold again.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
And All The Good You've Done (Will Soon Be Swept Away) reviews
A collection of one shot stories about Brock Rumlow, following the prompts of Rumlow Week. Mild Rumlow/Rollins. Warnings for references to sexual assault.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Discern the Source reviews
Leaks are usually unintended and therefore undesired.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
It Tastes Like You But Sweeter reviews
A properly chosen substitute is all but indistinguishable from the original.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2014
Not That There's Anything Wrong with That reviews
Bucky Barnes, the Winter Soldier decides, would be supportive of Steve's relationship with Tony Stark. So the Soldier will be too. There's just one little problem: Steve and Tony aren't in a relationship.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Nice Is Different than Good reviews
Sometimes kindness only highlights suffering, as the Winter Soldier learns during a very nice day.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Let This Candle Guide You reviews
The Winter Soldier has a bad memory.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
International House of Stockholm reviews
The only thing the Winter Soldier is sure of in the world is that the best pancakes have bosenberry syrup.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
And I Am Always with You reviews
He tries to reach out to Steve, but he can't feel his arm. It's too cold. Everything is cold save for his blood and Steve's smile. Long after he forgets his own name, Bucky remembers "Steve."
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 103,343 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Under Your Skin reviews
"You will tell me," says the Soldier, "what you have done with Steve Rogers." /"Bucky." His voice is slow, searching. "It's me. It's Steve." /The words give the Soldier pause. But that's all they are, words, and words can be parroted by anyone.
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Free As My Hair reviews
Five flimsy excuses HYDRA gave not to cut the Soldier's hair and one time they told the truth.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Glass of Milk reviews
In which in the Winter Soldier is in the care of the Avengers. He has yet to regain his memories, but he has developed a fondness for dairy products. Contains spoilers for Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Masterpiece of Reality reviews
No idea is simple when you need to plant it in a madman's mind. Crossover with The Dark Knight. Takes place after both Inception and TDK, and in an alternate continuity from TDKR.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Eames, Arthur
How the Joker Stole Gotham reviews
The story of The Dark Knight, in the style of Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Sword of Damocles reviews
How does the Joker work through his own pain? By inflicting it on others. Sequel to The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,833 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Joker, J. Crane
Aisle Nine reviews
It's the shopping trip no one wants to make, and neither Gotham's hero nor its villains can avoid it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Georgia on My Mind reviews
You have to take the skeletons out of the closet before you can bury them. Sequel to Shadow Selves. Wayne/Crane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Doctors and the Nurses They Adore Me So reviews
You can lead a clown to Arkham, but can you keep him in?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,839 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Joker, J. Crane - Complete
I Don't Want Anybody Else reviews
It's a perfectly logical system. It isn't a fixation at all. Joker/Crane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2010 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Shadow Selves reviews
Living together against both parties' will is hard, and romance is never easy. Especially when your alter egos hate each other. Eventual Wayne/Crane. Sequel to The Knight and The Prince.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 268,766 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Knight and the Prince reviews
Joker decides he wants to play mind games with Batman, and brings the Scarecrow along. Somewhat slash. Sequel to Say That We're Sweethearts Again.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 167,979 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Say That We're Sweethearts Again reviews
It's never easy to reconcile a friendship, especially if you broke the friendship by breaking your friend's ribs. Sequel to The Accidental Therapist.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Horrible Sickness reviews
What's worse than the Clown Prince of Crime? The Clown Prince of Crime with a fever. Rated for language, violence, and briefly disgusting content, but mostly for safety.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
The Accidental Therapist reviews
Sometimes you end up helping the villain, when all you intended was to bring him in. Sequel to Act Like We Are Fools. Rated for gore.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,458 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - J. Crane, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dearest Doctor Arkham reviews
The Joker writes a complaint letter to Arkham's administrator. Rated for language and mention of violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Joker - Complete
Leporiphobia reviews
Anything can be terrifying. Even a rabbit.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - J. Crane - Complete
Act Like We Are Fools reviews
This could only end badly, but he couldn't help but go along for the ride. Joker/Crane. Sequel to Mad Friends.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - J. Crane, Joker - Complete
Mad Friends reviews
Joker wasn't the only one Harleen Quinzel treated. The story of her fall to darkness through the eyes of her patient and friend, Jonathan Crane. Rated M to be safe.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,535 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete