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Joined 07-27-06, id: 1100800
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

(WARNING: LONG PROFILE AHEAD)

About me:

Hi, I'm Chelsie.
I'm fifteen.
I'm blonde.
I've got blue-grey eyes.
I'm a sophmore at B.C.A.H.S.
I'm a Natural Resources Major.
Need to know more?
Okay. Lets see...
I have a cookie necklace. It's shaped like a cookie and says 'COOKIE'.
My favorite colour is grey, because it shows that not everything is black and white.
I enjoy the British spelling of things. (I.e.: Blonde, colour, grey, etc.)
I think I may have slight O.C.D..
If you don't know what it means, look it up. I'm a spelling/grammar Nazi.
It doesn't have to be perfect, but it does need to be English.
I've got a very odd way of thinking, and will often talk in circles, confusing myself as well as others.
My friends are, like, my life. Hurt them, and I will inject you with 10,000 hyperdermic needles, at intervals of 1.5 seconds. I will then pull your fingernails out with a pair of rusty pliers, slowly. I will pluck each and every hair from every inch of your body, seperately. I will use an electric drill to make holes in your pupils. And that's only in the first hour.

I'm serious.
I will often say awkward things like that.
Then I may or may not randomly laugh.

Story List:

Sasuke's Got 'Em Whipped: Oneshot, Complete. See below for description.

Its the Rain's Fault: Oneshot, Complete. See below for description.

Most People: Oneshot, Complete. See below for description.

I Won't Say Anything if You Won't: Oneshot, Complete. See below for description.

Akatsuki's XBOX Adventure: Multi-Chapter, in progress, Chapters 1 & 2 need to be typed and uploaded. Akatsuki gains a new toy: the XBox 360. However, maybe it really isn't all that fun to play games with a group of psychotic mass-murderers. Then again, maybe it is, if you want to see Itachi play DDR. Definite Crack, no pairings as of yet, maybe implied later on.

HumorHorror: Collaberation with two of my friends, Sunni and Kala. Multi-Chaptered, in progress. Four friends get sucked into the Naruto universe, as well as various others from the television world. Horror filled crack ensures as the four meet up with their idols, and their worst nightmares. CRACKCRACKCRACK. Definite shonen-ai implied, pervertedness, torture, rape, porn, horror, and Elmo. Rated M for all of those things. NOTE: This fic cannot be found on this account. If you want to read it, go to the account LunchboxRetards and you'll find it there. I write every thrid chapter.

I am open for requests. The easiest things for me to write will be Naruto, Death Note, Inuyasha, D.N. Angel, Harry Potter, Pokemon, and Digimon. But I really don't want to write the last two. If you want another series, ask me about it, and I'll try my best. I will take any genre, and any pairings. That includes straight, shonen-ai (Boy on boy), shoujo-ai (Girl on girl, which I've never even tried before), bisexuals, threesomes, or whatever. Just ask about anything you want written, and I'll try.

Rant:

Okay, I’m going to write a rant here, because, really, everyone else is doing it, and I don’t want to be left out. This rant will be on the most ranted about subject that I have seen thus far:

Naruto pairings.

Okay, well, first off, I’ll start on all the yaoi/yuri/shonen-ai/shoujo-ai bashers. Who the hell are you to say that this person or that person is most definitely straight?!?! There have been, like, three confirmed pairings in Naruto, and out of those three, at least one of the partners is DEAD. Naruto is not based on romance, so it’s very reasonable that Kishi will not include any concrete pairings. The closest thing to a canon pairing that we have seen is Shikamaru and Temari in Part Two, but even that is stretching it. So far, NO ONE in the original genin squads has had a girlfriend or boyfriend. So why can’t we imagine whatever the hell we want to?

Another thing that really annoys me. Hey, guys, SAKURA IS NOT A WHORE! Hell, I don’t even like her, and I’m defending her. Seriously, it seems that she’s paired up with every character in the series. And, yes, I know, I’m contradicting myself. In the last paragraph I said to let everyone do what they want. But, seriously, guys, come on! Her and Sasuke are paired up with every freaking character! Hello, she’s never even met Tobi! Where the hell did you get the insane idea that they would meet up and immediately start screwing like rabbits? It isn’t likely. At all. But, if you can write a plausible situation where they meet and form a relationship, then, by all means, PM me with a link. I like to see people make random pairings seem plausible. It gives me hope that there are some intelligent people out there. However, most of the fanfics with these pairings are complete and utter crap with no plot.

One of the things that really ticks me off is when people completely deny the existence of any possibility of a relationship between Sasuke and Naruto. Okay, here are the most often used excuses: ‘but sakrua luvs saske!!’ – Uhm, maybe she does, maybe she doesn’t. who cares, though? It isn’t like Sasuke loves her back. ‘SASUSAKU 4EVA!!’ – Yea….No. Pick up a manga volume and try to show me ten words he’s spoken to her where he isn’t insulting her, or one of them is about to die. ‘sasuke said thanx when he left for oro.!’ – OH MY GOD! LOVE! …Dude, wait. Some guy just came to my door and gave me a little packet thing on the Bible. I said thank you…OH MY GAWD! BRANDON, I LUFF YOU! ‘SASUKE ISNT GAY!!’ – Look at my first paragraph, please. ‘They hate each other!’ – Maybe. People can often love someone, and hate them at the same time. Don’t forget, though, that Sasuke let Naruto live at VotE. He could have killed him. He would have done so if he hated him. ‘Naruto loves Sakura!’ – Look at what I said for Sakura loving Sasuke, please. Same principles. Besides, Naruto LEFT Konoha for TWO AND A HALF years for SASUKE. He did NOT stay for SAKURA. Which one is more important to him, do you think? ‘Sasuke is always mean to Naruto!’ – Yeah, well, people often use insults to hide their true feelings, ne? Plus, at least Naruto can stir up some meotion in the emo bastard. He’s always so ‘blah’ unless confronted with either Naruto or Itachi.

Okay, well, I’m done for now. I’ll probably add on to this or change it sometime later.

Current Favorites:

Character: Hidan (Naruto).
Manga: Death Note
Anime: Naruto Shippuuden
Pairing: ShikaTema (Naruto)
Colour: Grey
Animal: Arctic Wolf
Number: Eleven
Season: Winter
Band: The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Song: Shut Up and Sleep With Me (Sin With Sebastian)
Food: Ramen (Chicken)
Letter: Q
Day: Thursday
Month: January

COOKIE BOX

Take one if you've reviewed. If not, you'll be attacked by a very pissed off Akatsuki. You've been warned.

Quotes:
(Because every profile needs a set)

Me: I have so many lesbian lovers.
But I'm totally straight.
Steve: Riiiiiiiight. - wink -
So, how come I never get invited?

‘Well, she never was the best
Yeah, at following the trends
Stayed one step above the rest
And even though it seemed
Like the world was crashing on her
Didn’t let it hold her,
Didn’t hold her back,
Oh no…’

- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Seventeen Ain't So Sweet

"LOOK A DISTRACTION!" "What where?"
- Kala, Chapter 10 of HumorHorror

Stepdad: Is your room clean?
Me: Well, that depends on the person viewing the room. To me it seems clean, but –
Stepdad: (rudely interrupting) I said, is it clean.
Me: Uh…I’ll be back in an hour, and then I’m positive the answer will be yes!

"A true artist works for their own satisfaction, not the happiness of their reviewers."
- Unknown

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Addicted by Sarsaparilla reviews
[SasuNaru] Lately, Sasuke's been having trouble keeping his eyes to himself, but when it becomes hands as well, what's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,041 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
white, surge red by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke does a bad thing. Everything changes, Naruto doesn’t care…but then, he’s got a different reason to live, now. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto Truth or Dare by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto and the entire Rookie 9 are bored...so they play truth or dare and make each other admit and do the most outrageous and hilarious things ever!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,311 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Kidnapped by bruisedfingers reviews
Sasuke disappears, and Itachi isn't doing a good job at hiding his worry. He's been out and about, but is Itachi's physical health going to stop him? [Brotherly love.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Midnight Seeker by OrangeBatWings reviews
Neji's been acting weird since their last mission. His teammates are begining to notice the changes. What does Sasuke have to do with this? NejiSasu. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Abyssal Heart by Ashinan reviews
Raito always had a plan, an equation to explain everything. Yet that one variable, that one elusive word, hadn't been factored in. Will he change the equation, or stand by and watch? Full Sum Inside. LxRaito Slash, Yaoi, etc
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,171 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love by Miss Anonymous hp reviews
A series of drabbles all about the relationship between Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke. Each drabble is inspired by a single word. YAOI NejiSasu, SasuNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 32,222 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Open your eyes by mrguess reviews
Every morning, when I open my eyes, I wish to see no one but you. It was stupid of me to let you go though I knew in my heart I can never truly will...because I love you too much. -Permanent Hiatus-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,237 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
This Is How A Heart Breaks by Jasmine Starlight reviews
Yaoihet. NejiSasu Sasuke’s slightly mordant Itachi just might be a sociopath. Maybe Gaara is from a broken home. Neji just may be in the closet. Maybe Naruto might be lonely. Maybe Kabuto needs someone to love. Maybe Kakashi might need someone to hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,817 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Naruto's 25 year old Reunion by erigstimloveles reviews
Naruto is back in Konoha, now 25 years old. He's come here for the reunion to see how his old pals are doing. how much has the rookie 9 changed? MANY SURPRISES.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,473 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
HumorHorror by LunchboxRetards reviews
Four friends get stuck in the Naruto universe during an experiment to revive Chuckie, the evil doll. Hilarity ensures as they run around Akatsuki, Sound, and Konoha. Crack fic, mild horror. Rated M for language, pervertedness, and sexual situations. R & R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,097 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007
Fever Pitch by Vampire Ifurita reviews
The beat of the bass is what moves dancers. The beat of the heart is what moves a man. What happens when a man possessed by the beat of the music follows the beat of his heart? AU, GaaSasu among others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,738 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Loveless by Kimyo ryu reviews
Naruto is the new student and Sasuke is a well known slut Onesided: GaaSasu NejiSasu eventully NaruSasu Now betad by: SilverRayne WIP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Filming Naruto by JuliTina reviews
Things are not what they seem behind the Naruto film set. A total disregard for canon. ItaSasu pairing and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Favorite Son by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
There is no question about who is the favored son in the House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Too Lazy to Die by ragamuffin009 reviews
Two years after Shippuden begins, Naruto comes back from a mission with some startling news. Was he too lazy to die? Or are we just crazy? Told from Chouji's and Kankuro's POVs. ShikaTema. Possible KankuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Chōji A., Kankuro
Exploring Your Textuality by Marochre reviews
[SasuNaruSasu AU friendship fic, but can be interpreted as you wish] In which Sasuke is on a bus after a lonely night out, sending text messages to Naruto, who he has never met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fear by Blacknoise reviews
Nobody asks Tobi what he fears most. TObito theory possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Road Trip by AquaSkye16 reviews
Modern. R&R. The Sand Siblings. Shikamaru Nara. One van. Clogged toilets. Cheeseburgers. Porn...not really. Utter chaos. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Neji The Womanizer by Yuxi reviews
NejiTen. First, he's supposed to find a girl to marry. According to everyone's flawed logic and paranoia, he's now a gay closet pervert with repressed feelings. Misunderstandings abound. People will be scarred...badly. It's lovely, being Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Copycat Kakashi by JBL reviews
Kakashi as he goes about his daily life. Wanna know more? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 57,187 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H.
Uchiha Drabbles by Torixx reviews
Various rated drabbles on Uchiha family. Various themes. Each chapter has it's own rating and summary. Rating M, but check the chapters for confirmation. Categorizing as general, see chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Petitions by THIboxNK reviews
No matter how hard you try, you can't change what you feel. But it can change you. And that just might make things better. NaruSasu. semiChibi fic. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A New School Year! by ILUVBBRAE reviews
Naruto and friends go off to a ninja dorm school! And they learn more than taught... NaruSasu KibaHina ShikaIno NejiTenLee Maybe a bit of GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006
The Craziness that is Konoha High by WinButler reviews
Sasuke likes Neji, Neji likes Sasuke. But things keep getting in the way. Things like the craziness of high school. And one Naruto Uzumaki. [SasuNeji, shonen ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Teen Titans: Video Games Are Fun! by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
Reality has been defied when Raven finally agrees to play a video game with BB. Chaos ensues! Wanna watch? TTZelda crossover [BBxRae]and[RobxStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,048 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Taking Your Life Back by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
[COMPLETE]It's high school, what do you expect, a fairytale romance? There's no such thing as romance for Naruto Uzumaki...[SasuNaru Various MM Yaoi AU LEMON]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,230 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/19/2006 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will Be Loved by afallfromgracex3 reviews
Modern Day Konoha- Iruka is kidnapped by an organization after Sasuke Uchiha, who has to returned to Konoha to run from his past. In the event of finding Iruka, Sasuke falls in love with Naruto and drama insues! SakuLee, GaaNeji, Nejisasu, and Kakasasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,099 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ode to an Avenger by Mimicking Karma reviews
[On Long Hiatus]In which Sasuke fails to do that which he has sworn to do, and must learn to deal with his new purpose, whatever that may be. NejiSasu [Slight AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006
Loving Through Pain by LoonyLevicorpus reviews
Kakashi and his former students are sent on a dangerous mission to collect info about a new organization. KakaSasu. Don't read if you don't like yaoi. R&R Please XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
BB's Birthday Bash by El Queso de Malicioso reviews
A touching story about two superpowered teens who are just trying to survive their raging teenage hormones. [BBxRae][RobStar]
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Dirty Legends by Bitenshi reviews
AU In high school, you have to choose. You can concentrate to study, being nice and safe. But you can have everything, or lose it by letting your life go through the roller coaster ride. If you get it right, you can be a legend. YAOI. NejiSasu. CHP 19 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,547 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
The Uchiha Chronicles by Kitsurubami reviews
Welcome to TUC, the adventures of Uchiha Itachi and Sasuke when they were younger! [Sequel now up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Between Two Rival Friends by IniRniDefunct reviews
During the battle between Sasuke and Naruto at the Valley of the End, Sasuke is convinced to come back to Konoha Village. What are the repercusssions of his decision after it? On Hiatus indefinitely.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Hikari to Yami by THIboxNK reviews
A difference that could mean the destruction or the salvation of Konoha may give two brothers something they never dared to dream of. ItaSasu. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
SasukeChan in wonderland by Kimyo ryu reviews
Sasuke finds himself in a world where everyone wants him YAOI Most Sasukecentric InoSasu, NaruSasu, KyuuSasu, ItaSasu, ShikaSasu, GaaSasu GaaNeji, LeeGaa, SasoDei Very OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sasuke U.
The Reasons Why by cheeky doggie reviews
[Final Chapter: Then again, if she does...][Drabbles]Daisuke has always envied Dark...for more reasons than one. R&R!
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Daisuke N. - Complete
Emotional Instability by Torixx reviews
Every afternoon, after school, Gaara meets with his therapist to try and figure out why he went crazy last year and nearly killed someone. At the same time, she helps him realize things about himself. SasuGaa mainly, mentions of NaruHina and HakuNeji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Why you don't want to have PE with Krad by Winddrag0n reviews
Ok, this is now a drabble series inspired by me and my friend in our PE class. KradDark, and expect lots of insanity in small quantities.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Dark M., Krad
Promises by Lochar reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always kept his word, his promise. One promise was to bring back a friend's runaway love. Another was one he would have kept even had he not given it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Naruto U.
On the Edge by Sunsick Puppy reviews
When all you have left are your memories and the need for vengeance, the walls that were used to hold yourself together will slowly be chipped away. [Sasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Finally The Attention by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
[Finally Completed]Naruto's always been alone, and Sasuke is making it so he isn't in the future. However, the Kyuubi holder isn't as complient as Sasuke expected.[SasuNaru GaaLee KisaIta KyuuSasu MM Yaoi MPreg Naruto POV Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,051 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Day in the Life by Vampire Ifurita reviews
Just a day in the life. The workings of the mind and the complications that a new, yet old student bring with them into the lives of others. SasuGaa, a bit NaruGaa, highschool AU Chap 34: Join Me complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,190 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
My Sasuke by Taes reviews
A car crash can change everything. Worlds shift. Naruto must cope with present and past loves, while trying to make sense of his darkening world. Insanity. AU. YAOI. SasuNaru. GaaNaru. UPDATE: cast in light.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An ANBU's Tale by MonkeysTotallyRock reviews
ANBU... Darkness... We're supposed to be the best... The elite... And sacrifice is what it's all about. [ShikaTema] [PERMANENT HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Crying by B.J. Sanders reviews
Ever wonder why Sasuke wears arm guards? No pairings. Dark thoughts, selfharm. Rated T just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
That Scary Naruto Thing! by spykitty reviews
The first Naruot fic I wrote. One of those 'It's so damn stupid it's funny' fanfics. Please read and don't get mad. I'm a huge fan and a huge dork, so you can't feel bad, eh? Just about if not everyone who's read it enjoyed it, so why not you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Light and Dark by The Caged Bird reviews
[Shounen ai: NejiSasu] Why is it you always want what you just threw away? Why is it you reject the very thing that will bring you love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Improvise by Rivalovery reviews
[ NEJISASU ]. When you lack of something needed, the most common and typical thing you’d do, is improvise. I mean, it isn’t as if something could go wrong… right? AU. Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Red Is For by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
Draco should know to lock his doors. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Drunken Conflict by Kowaikage reviews
Neji refuses to go out for drinks with the rest of the team after they sucessfully retrieve Sasuke. However Sasuke isn't pleased that he was recaptured and gives everyone a piece of his mind. NejiSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,702 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
How Troublesome by The Kitty-kitty reviews
On a mission in Suna Shikamaru ends up in the worst possible position trapped in a small space with the furious Temari. If he stays, she'll kill him. If he leaves, the Akatsuki will kill him. ShikaTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Uninvited by Imbelossien reviews
[ NejiSasu ] An unfortunate slight. In all unlikelihood, a simple recovery is made more complicated and strangers teach each other to see. Fifth chapter up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,832 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Neji H., Sasuke U.
Seductive Sunset by Midnight-Sunset reviews
Birthday Fic for Chesiere Cat. Involves a cross dressing SasUKE, interested? ItaSasu and hints of GaaSasu, NejiTen, NaruSasu, NejiSasu, KakaKure, NaruHina, LeeSaku, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 5/14/2005
Listen to the Rain by Midnight-Sunset reviews
Sasuke doesn't turn up for training one day, so the others go look for him at his home. Once inside his house, they see what Sasuke goes through everyday. And what lock does that key go into? Where exactly has Sasuke gone? Pairings are reviewer's choice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
Naruto no Hohoemi by King Oz reviews
Through Naruto's journey to adulthood, he finds his act has started to become harder than ever to pull off and through the cracking of his mask, Sasuke comes to realize that Naruto's smiles hide more demons than just the Kyuubi...SasuNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 229,931 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Welcome to My Life by WhiteTigerClaws reviews
Beast Boy and Robin don't always get along. They are so different in too many ways. Will Beast Boy be able to prove his worth to Robin and the Titans or will he get killed trying? contains BBRae, Rated PG13 (strongly suggested). Song fic - Welcome to My L
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004
Revival Of The Uchiha by driftingstar reviews
“Neji,” he spoke with a steady and serious tone, “will you help me revive my clan?” At age twelve, Sasuke’s ambitions were to revive his clan. Now at age 17, he is ready. Very slight, almost nonexistant NejiSasu. A Not What You Think fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Black Mist by Midnight-Sunset reviews
Sakura is an average girl who writes letters to celebs. Uzumaki Naruto, a famous new star, goes on a date with her. But it is not her he loves at first sight, it is her black haired best friend...NaruSasu, NejiSasu, SakuNaru, KakaIru, see others inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,934 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/11/2005
Kaerizaki by The Ambitious Blank reviews
Ch. 5 up! Sasuke and Naruto are given a second chance at life after making a brush with death, and are seemingly living happily ever after.. but can fate really be avoided so easily? (Sasunaru, angst)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004
The Quest of the Green Beast by driftingstar reviews
ABANDONED. For this I am deeply apologetic, but I have completely lost interest and inspiration for this story. To all of you who have read this: thank you so much. And once again, I'm really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,429 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004
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One Week reviews
Naruto is ignoring me. Let me say that again, just in case you didn’t get it the first time. Naruto. Is. Ignoring. Me. Me, Uchiha Sasuke, Konoha heartthrob, star ninja, brooding avenger. I’m being ignored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Confrontation reviews
Sasuke still isn't a macth for Itachi, but just as the elder is about to embark on his infamous 'hate' tirade, the two are interrupted. Rated for language, mentions of incest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Completely Opposite reviews
They were complete opposites, yet somehow they were the same. They were rivals. They were teammates. But, above all else, they were friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Love You, I Hate You, I Can't Live Without You reviews
Sasuke has finally ahieved his life's ambition he's killed Itachi. After the deed is done, however, the last Uchiha deosn't feel any of the expected joy. Instead, he feels...empty. Sasukecentric oneshot. Angst, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
I Won't Tell if You Won't reviews
Tobi and Deidara are walking back from their latest mission when Tobi brings up an odd subject: Deidara's extra mouths. After much dodging, Deidara confesses a secret that not many people know. Crack oneshot. Implied DeiTobi, DeiHidan, DeiItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Most People reviews
Most people, Hidan mused, would assume his immortality was linked to Jashin. Most people would likewise assume that there was no way he could be killed. Most people would be wrong. Hidancentric oneshot, explores Hidan's past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Its the Rain's Fault reviews
Its raining, and Naruto remembers Sasuke, and thinks of what could have been. He decides that everything is the rain's fault. Angsty SasuNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Got 'Em Whipped reviews
After Sasuke betrays Konoha, Kakashi, Naruto and Sakura decide to drown their problems in alcohol. One thing leads to another, and soon they're fighting over the angsty teen. Crack oneshot. SasuNaru, KakaSasu, & SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete