jennifer snape
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Author has written 70 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Superman, Gremlins, Terminator, Bollywood, Garfield, Neighbours, Friends, Simpsons, Pirates of the Caribbean, Murder She Wrote, and Little Britain.

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Hmmm let me think of something to say for my profile. I have two little fish, and I live in Sotland. One of my worst fashion disasters (there have been plenty and I still continue to have them) was a bright yellow T shirt with a purple and white ra-ra skirt. It seemed like a good idea at the time! Stupidest thing I've ever said: 'Do hens lay eggs?'

I saw a lovely quote on The Hunger Site; it said 'We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children.' If you type 'the hunger site' into Google, then you can click the button to show your support for hunger relief efforts. There are also links there to the Breast Cancer site, the Child Health site, the Literacy site, the Rainforest site, and the Animal Rescue site. Please click on the buttons on all these pages to help all these causes. It's completely free and only takes a second!

My favourite pairing is HarryDraco (when they're adults), then after that SiriusRemus.

One of the most AMAZING stories I have ever read is 'Our Happy Ending' by kyliemou on fanfiction.net. It's absolutely beautiful. I always get tears in my eyes when I read it, and I always discover something new about it that I missed before. I can't believe that such a short story has so many wonderful sentiments. It's just so beautiful.

Another wonderful HarryDraco story when they are grown up and have a family is 'Family' by Danu3. I think it has been removed from the site or under a different pen-name though, because when I now try and look for it it's not there. It's so touching and their relationship is described amazingly. It follows all the ups and downs of a family, with plenty of emotion, humour and excellent timing! If aanyone finds it, PLEASE let me know.

My favourite TV programmes are Fawlty Towers and the US version of Queer as Folk. I know all the episodes of Fawlty Towers back to front and inside out and they still reduce me to absolute TEARS when I watch them! Queer as Folk is just amazing and heart-breaking and inspirational and witty and has an excellent script. And the two lead characters, played by Randy Harrison and Gale Harold, are just incredibly portrayed.

I really hope you enjoy my stories and poems and the other nonsense I've posted. If they make you laugh, cry, or think, then I've done my job!

I'll put a general disclaimer here: I don't own any of the characters or original songs to any of my stories.

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Beautiful Disaster by DrarryForever-x reviews
Draco is a Healer, Harry is an Auror. When an accident sends Harry to St Mungo’s and into Draco’s care, they begin to wonder if things can ever go back to the way they were. HarryxDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,437 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Something Eminently Suitable by jamie2109 reviews
Al and Scorpius find something unusual in the Malfoy attic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,599 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Queer as Folk New York by Annjeela reviews
Post 513. Brian follows Justin to New York. Thanks to Spontaneity and Maipigen for beta work. Remember reviews keep the plot bunnies coming. Sorry for the slow update, my muse is having a hard time.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 93,370 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008
All You Need by LadyKatie reviews
Sequel to Moving On. With a history of fighting and bickering, Harry and Draco can’t seem to make their relationship last. But they can’t seem to stay apart either. A story about falling in love all over again. 7 years post- Moving On.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,376 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Honeymoon by dracosoftie reviews
Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,465 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Dubious Value by Lomonaaeren reviews
Twoshot, HPDM slash. Ron has a criminal obsession, Hermione a psychoanalysis obsession, and his horoscopes a weirdness obsession. Harry just wants to find Draco Malfoy's stalker and stop all the obsessions. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,462 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Road To Wonder by His Spectacles reviews
The roads they take in life may differ and diverge, but at the end they will always find a common destination: each other. A collection of drabbles about Harry and Draco. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Are We Destined to be Alone Forever? by DrarryLover4Ever reviews
CH. 29 UP! Harry is an Auror, Draco a potions master. When explosions happen it's only a matter of time before these two meet up again after 10 long years. What do the explosions do to them? Will they survive? 1st chaps not exciting, gets better though!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hephaestus by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Project by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,836 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Business Affair by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE. Harry is married and happy. Well... not happy, but he gets by. Several years after Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy makes a sudden reappearance in his life and the results are disasterous. HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 110,756 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Little Britain reviews
Britain, Britain, Britain!
Little Britain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007
Time To Rewrite reviews
Harry is slowly weakening because something is meddling with his past. He is sent back, on borrowed time, to correct it. But is there more than his own life at stake? A story about trust, friendship, romance, and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Voldemort Gives Harry A Sign, Repeatedly! reviews
Harry stubbed his toe. Hermione screamed. “Aaarrgh! It’s a sign from Voldemort! Don’t move, Harry, I’ll get Dumbledore!” Short spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Peppermint reviews
They've taught together and lived together, but can their relationship survive the secrets they've been keeping? Some surprises are not all that they're cracked up to be.... A story of heartache, passion and anger, told in reverse chronological order.HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Murder She Wrote Spoof! reviews
A parody of Jessica and our other favourite characters!
Murder She Wrote - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006
Nursery Rhymes: Hogwarts Style! reviews
Starting with Chapter 1: Winky's drinking problem. Also featuring Baa Baa Buckbeak and many others!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Playing Away From Home reviews
Harry gets the chance of a lifetime, but will his and Draco's relationship survive it? A story about fidelity and forgiveness, and finding out what's really important. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
It Was Always You reviews
A face from the past returns and changes everything for Remus. But this wasn’t supposed to happen! After all, he likes his life just the way it is...he couldn’t ask for anything more...could he? Eventual RLSB. Also HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Especially For You reviews
Tonks and Remus do a cover of Jason and Kylie's classic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Typical Morning reviews
Phoebe writes a song and her friends try and help her.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Day EVERYTHING Happened reviews
Timetravel, Marauders, magical animals, romance, Quidditch, you name it we got it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Harry P.
We Have To Do WHAT Now? reviews
Harry and Draco's reaction to their latest script. A spoof of my own stories! DracoHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clark Reveals His True Identity! reviews
Superman spoof! Will anyone believe that Clark is really Superman? Office mayhem featuring Lois, Jimmy and our hero!
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006
Son reviews
Harry and Draco finally find comfort in each other. HarryDraco oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Prior Incantomato reviews
Where did the last tomato go? A short, sour, story. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pirates: The Outtakes! reviews
Jack has a revelation whilst trying to converse with the natives. And when exactly did a McDonald's spring up on the island?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
The Tetrawizard Tournament reviews
How the Triwizard Tournament became the Tetrawizard Tournament! Short spoof of the goblet moment in The Goblet Of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Half Blood Prince Of Bel Air reviews
Sing to the tune of The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air! The story of how Harry came to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Encounter With Big D! reviews
Dumbledore the rapper! And Snape's reaction.... Go on, you know you want to! Big D tries to get Snape to stop the hatin'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
You Promised reviews
Harry tried again, desperately, with the only thing that he had left.... Neither of them had spoken about it for weeks, but still it hung between them like an invisible, impenetrable barrier. He knew that he was taking a huge risk.... HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Could Have Been Us reviews
A chance encounter causes some buried feelings to resurface. HermioneRon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Women reviews
Jon can't understand his bad luck with women. Garfield can.
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Grow reviews
Harry, Draco, some interrupted romance and a birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cartoon Land reviews
Homer evades having to clean the driveway. Again.
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
A Walk In The Park reviews
Monty Burns discovers what horrors lurk in Springfield's park. Short oneshot.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
The Veil reviews
A friend reflects on Sirius' death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Police Race And A Horse Report reviews
Homer bets on a horse, Marge gets mad, and Chief Wiggum is distracted from his police report....
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Warthogs reviews
All our favourite characters appear in this strange spoof! Featuring: Hermione ParkRanger, GoldenOldieMort, Humphrey Boggart, Professor McGoneAgain.... The list is endless!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2006
I Need To Hear It reviews
When Harry confronts Draco, he realises that some things don’t need to be said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I'll Say It Simply reviews
Saying I love you without actually saying it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Last Request reviews
The final thing that Dumbledore asked of Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
TERRIBLE Event! reviews
Everyone's reactions when a TERRIBLE event occurs.... Featuring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Snape, Gilderoy and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
SPEW! reviews
Sing to the tune of YMCA! .... “House Elf!.... Put that cleaning brush down, I said House Elf! .... Try this lovely red gown, I said House Elf! .... Turn your frown upside down .... Because I have come to save you!” ....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Avocado Kedavra! reviews
The Dark Lord pays Harry a visit but ends up flirting shamelessly with Aunt Petunia! Honestly, carrying on like a couple of teenagers....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Garfield's Thoughts About Humans! reviews
Garfield marvels at the enigma that is mankind....
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Homer's Monday! reviews
Homer has an incident in the kitchen....
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Homer's Sunday! reviews
Can Homer convince Lisa to go to church? And just why hasn't he been invited to a certain wedding?
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
A 'Joey' Moment! reviews
Joey has discovered an amazing talent that will earn him millions! His friends aren't so sure....
Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
A Typical Episode of Neighbours! reviews
A typical day in Ramsey Street. Featuring all the characters! Janelle: “I HATE YOU ALL!” The glass in every single window in Erinsborough shatters.... Spoof of Neighbours!
Neighbours - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Jon's Revelation reviews
Garfield decides to travel the world...and Jon has a shock discovery! Extremely short spoof!
Garfield - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Every Bollywood Film Ever Made! reviews
Short Spoof! Starring Sue and Steve Wimalarathkaryjayarachchigeparathanalopakaweera and their family of four thousand, wedding plans, and family feuds!
Bollywood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
The Terminator Spoof! reviews
The Terminator in full shades and black jacket glory!
Terminator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
The Gremlins in 30 Lines! reviews
DON’T LET THE CREATURE EAT AFTER MIDNIGHT OR IT WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING WITHIN A 250 MILE RADIUS.' Mr. Pelzer: “Oh dear, I wonder what this cryptic code could mean. Perhaps my son will understand.” Short spoof!
Gremlins - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Short Spoof! reviews
“AAARRRGGGHHH! WHAT’S THAT?” Sam hides behind the couch. Frodo rolls his eyes. “That’s a teacup, Sam.” Sam: “Is it going to kill me?” .... Short Spoof!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
Not So Nice Ginny reviews
Ginny: “BOG OFF EVERYONE!” …. Everyone: “What a lovely young lady!” …. A spoof of how Ginny always gets away with being horrible, without anyone actually realising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
The Fellowship Of The Ring In 60 Lines! reviews
Sam: “Aarrgghh! Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo! Forks! AAARRRGGGHHHH!” Frodo: “I think it’s Orcs that we’re afraid of, Sam. Not forks.” Spoof of LOTR. Hope it makes you giggle!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
How The Points System Works At Hogwarts! reviews
Snape sneering: “My tea is cold! 450 points from Gryffindor!”…. Albus: “The trio have just endangered everyone’s lives AGAIN. 500 points each!”…. And so on. Very short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Deleted Scenes From HP! reviews
Very short scenes! Arthur can’t get over crazy Muggle inventions like toilet paper and furniture. Moody tries in vain to tell Neville about Gillyweed, and the final battle is fought....alone, by Harry, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter! Missed Opportunities! reviews
Spoof of all our well known characters!....::“Lets eat some sherbert lemons and talk about that ferocious pet that is hanging out of your pocket.”::....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Riddle reviews
Harry's thoughts about Voldemort. Very short!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry's Amazing Technicolour Invisibility Cloak reviews
A clash of wands! :: A flash of light! :: My precious cloak hid me from sight' Sing to the tune of 'Any Dream Will Do' from 'Joseph'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
I'm A Seer! reviews
Sing to the tune of Mamma Mia! by ABBA. This song charts the prediction of the prophecy by Trelawney to Dumbledore.... 'I'm a Seer! :: I know everything! :: Seeing Eye how can I resist ya' ....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Precious reviews
Very short poem narrated by an admirer of Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
You're The Ron That I Want! reviews
I've got spells.... That are petrifyin'....:: Harry, Cho, Hermione, Ron, Krum, Grawp and others strut their stuff in this Grease remake! GO ON! You know you want to! Watch the chorus change....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Harry's Words reviews
Harry's thoughts about his friends and teachers in RHYME....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P.
Don't Push Me reviews
Harry's first time
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Final Battle! reviews
What happens to the inhabitants of Hogwarts when the DARK MARK strikes? Lots of silliness... in RHYME!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
I'M WALKING ON EGGSHELLS! reviews
Sing this to the tune of 'Walking on Sunshine'....'I used to think maybe you like me, now Cho Chang I’m sure.... And I just can’t wait to invite you, now to the Yule Ball....'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Is It That Time of Year Again? reviews
The Hogwarts school play, in RHYME! ....'My name is Severus Snape, So don't you dare be late, To your potions exam , Or I'll eat all your jam , And vomit all over your plate'....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
VOLDEMORT reviews
A parody to ABBA's Waterloo! My My! Yes Harry's been my only big surrender.... Oh Yeah! And now it seems the prophecy determines we must fight....But what will I do if I lose?.. I've not even paid for these shoes....' Harry and Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Like Your Knees reviews
I've strangled Frank Sinatra's 'Something Stupid', Molly and Gilderoy style! Aren't you just a little bit curious...? “I know I stand in line, until you have the time to sign my print of Magical Me”....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Molly W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
TOMORROW IN THE BURROW! reviews
Our son'll come home, Tomorrow! Bet your bottom Sickle that tomorrow, There'll be Ron!.... Our favourite redheaded family's rendition of 'Tomorrow' from 'Annie'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Jingle Bells, Gringotts Smells! reviews
Jingle bells, Gringotts smells, Hedwig laid an egg.... Oh no! Will Harry be able to land the sleigh safely? Sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
I Will Survive: Hogwarts style! reviews
Hermione and Colin, they were petrified....And I thought Voldemort would get me so I hid in fright....' I've murdered Gloria Gaynor's lyrics! There are 10 characters, but the narrator remains unnamed....I'll give you a clue...it's Harry Potter!....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Retexo Oppedo reviews
What happens when the dreaded Retexo Oppedo potion is swallowed by a certain Gryffindor? Will he ever be able to live it down? Some characters I brought along for the ride include Draco, Fred and George, Filch, and a very irate Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Happily Ever After? reviews
Harry tells his favourite Slytherin a story.... Will Draco stop butting in long enough for Harry to finish it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Nose on Your Face reviews
This story is for EVERYONE who feels self conscious about anything. Because someone always loves you, no matter what! Summary: Why are Malfoys always so stubborn? Harry tries to reassure Draco....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pillow Fight! reviews
Fighting involving a pillow, a flying shoe, some romance, and an eventual victory for Harry.... HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Funny reviews
Even though Draco is the taller of the two, they always fall asleep like this....A story about how Draco proposed to Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If You Walk Out Of That Door reviews
She shouts, he storms off, he returns.... But will she still be there waiting for him? Hermione and Severus oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete