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Joined 07-28-06, id: 1102072, Profile Updated: 11-02-15
Author has written 4 stories for How to Train Your Dragon.

Hi! My name is "Funky", short for funkytoes. I am a big fan of Lord of the Rings, How to Train Your dragon, and Harry Potter. Ironically I've only written stories for one of those. Working on fixing that though ;)

Below are some links to where you can find me elsewhere, as well as some concise descriptions of my stories to date.

My deviantart page is: fUnKyToEs

My tumblr blog: funkytoes

If you like...

If you like historian drama or How to Train Your Dragon, you may be interested in Flying through Mud, a story set in the Georgian Era of England, focusing on a young woman named Astrid who is struggling to become what society wants from her. Please note that this story is old, and not indicative of me or my present writing and opinions.

If you like How to Train Your Dragon, you may be interested in Against the Odds. A modern AU, it reflects that life never goes the way you expect. It follows two timelines, one in "Present Day", focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's daughter and her caretaker, with some focus on Hiccup and Astrid, and one in the "Past" that focuses on Hiccup and Astrid's journey. WARNING: This isn't a cookie cutter "Hiccstrid" fic. Hiccup and Astrid spend time apart. They explore other relationships. It's complicated, it's life, and that's not bad.

If you like How to Train Your Dragon and modern AU's with romantic undertones, you may be interested in A Conflict of Interest. Taking place in modern day, Astrid Hofferson is an up and coming attorney, who meets and connects with this guy she hasn't seen in over ten years. Turns out that guy is none other than Hiccup Haddock, white-collar heir turned environmentalist, who has returned to Berk to fight the injustices engineered by major corporations.

If you like How to Train Your Dragon, historical fics and ghost stories, you may like White Oaks, a ghostly hiccstrid love story.

Please enjoy any of these stories and feel free to review or send a private message to tell me what you think :)



Against the Odds: Currently on hiatus.

A Conflict of Interest: Currently on hiatus.

White Oaks: Currently being updated.

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Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bound By Fate by Dark SpellMaster reviews
A broken wrist was just the start, now with the hands of fate turning how exactly does the Godess of Fidelity deal with one like the God of Trickery? Just when things looked to get easier enter the Enchantress. Loki/Sigyn along with other pairings later.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Thor, Loki, OC
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 1,969 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Points In the Right Direction by E.C. Spence reviews
James is still trying to win Lily's heart after seven years and is making no progress until a late night trip turns things around. Lily and James must discard the skewed images they've had of each other and come to realization that war changes everything. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,364 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Making Monsters by Ironi Numair reviews
5 Times Loki loved his children, then the tale of Vali Lokison. Loki's adolescent son deals with the loss of his father and his own hurting family, all the while working his way upward in the house of Odin, right to the throne itself. Some Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Loki
Elfling Tales by One Wish Magic reviews
A collection of little one-shot stories featuring Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas and of course Estel during their tender years. Individual summarys for each one-shot provided inside. One-shots do not follow in chronological order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Elrohir, Legolas
Choppy Waters by Thanwen reviews
While in Dol Amroth for trade negotiations in the summer of 3020, Éomer, King of the Mark, encounters Lothíriel of Dol Amroth for the first time and a catenation of misunderstandings and conflictive emotions lead to a race of life and death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,101 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Magical by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Tsukimi thought her current situation could only be the result of magic, but Kuranosuke believed differently. Follow Tsukimi and Kuranosuke as they design Jellyfish's next line.
Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Tsukimi K., Kuranosuke K. - Complete
Requiem for a dream by Nidawi reviews
It has been 25 years since the War of the ring, the age of men is at its best, the dream of peace and tranquillity is a reality. But in Mordor, something stirs. A ElboronEldarionElfwine story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Elfwine, Eldarion, Elboron
A Prince or a Pirate? by LivingTheFandom reviews
Eldarion has decided he wants a tattoo. His father changes his mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eldarion, Aragorn
Where Do Babies Come From? by nautika reviews
Eldarion is entertaining his sisters and Elboron while Arwen is in labor. The obvious question arises.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Love, Age Ten by LondonBelow reviews
Faramir breaks from work for a moment with his son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Faramir, Elboron - Complete
The Art of Diary Writing by Zayz reviews
Alternating diary entries for James and Lily in a slightly AU fifth year. A very naive, and highly embarrassing nadir to my short writing 'career.' Still here because somehow, people liked it. Enter with extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 223,881 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gotta Love the Marauders by reviews
They say that, when you die, your life will flash before your eyes. Let's make ours worth watching. [New title and summary!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,095 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything In Its Right Place by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
After falling through the Hogwarts’ lake, Lily Evans wakes up to find that she’s five years in the future, has a child, and she’s married to the cocky James Potter... which is just wrong in itself. Please read Author's Note inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Duty of a King by Vane Alasse reviews
A father's final words, a mother's grief, a lordless kingdom, and the lovely daughter of a steward all become part of one young man's quest to discover the true duty of a king. Can Aragon's son, Eldarion, manage the challenge? Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Eldarion, Aragorn - Complete
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
1800YouWantME LJ by FrEgOrGeLuVeR225 reviews
All about Lily's first half of her 7th year where she is still followed by non other than James Potter. Full of love, laughter, and adventure ;) Includes the famous Marauders and other characters that are sure to make you giggle. Please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rain in Rivendell by Catmint reviews
Torrential rain and bored twin sons of Elrond is never a good combination.....! Pranks and mischief galore! Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
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White Oaks reviews
The turn of the century, Astrid moves into an old estate dating back to the Revolutionary War. At first she's uninterested in the rumors the estate is haunted by the family who built it, but when she starts experiencing things, whispers in the shadows, glimpses in mirrors, she starts to question the invalidity of these claims. [AU, ghosts and Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,106 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/27 - Published: 11/1 - Astrid, Hiccup, Eret, Toothless
A Conflict of Interest reviews
Astrid Hofferson is an up and coming lawyer, working her way to a partnership at her firm. She meets and connects with someone from her past, a man who disappeared six years ago to live life as an environmentalist. Now he's back to fight major corporations head on. A modern Hiccstrid fic.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/28 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Heather, Stoick
Against the Odds reviews
Life never really goes quite the way you expect. A "coming of age" story of people whose lives are inexplicably connected through chance. A modern AU
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/14 - Astrid, Hiccup, Eret, Camicazi
Flying through Mud reviews
Set in Georgian England, Astrid is a young lady who is struggling between her family and society's expectations and her own dreams and desires. That is, until the prodigious Tadfield Estate is bought by the wealthy Haddock family.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,802 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete