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Author has written 4 stories for How to Train Your Dragon.

Hi! My name is "Funky", short for funkytoes. I am a big fan of Lord of the Rings, How to Train Your dragon, Once upon a Time, Elementary (CBS), and Harry Potter. Ironically I've only written stories for one of those. Working on fixing that though ;)

Below are some links to where you can find me elsewhere, as well as some concise descriptions of my stories to date.

My deviantart page is: @fUnKyToEs (

My tumblr blog: @funktoes (

If you like...

If you like historian drama or How to Train Your Dragon, you may be interested in Flying through Mud, a story set in the Georgian Era of England, focusing on a young woman named Astrid who is struggling to become what society wants from her. Please note that this story is old, and not indicative of me or my present writing and opinions. Will be deleted. [see NOTE]

If you like How to Train Your Dragon and modern AU's with romantic undertones, you may be interested in A Conflict of Interest. Taking place in modern day, Astrid Hofferson is an up and coming attorney, who meets and connects with this guy she hasn't seen in over ten years. Turns out that guy is none other than Hiccup Haddock, white-collar heir turned environmentalist, who has returned to Berk to fight the injustices engineered by major corporations. HIATUS [deletion status TBD]

If you like How to Train Your Dragon, historical fics and ghost stories, you may like White Oaks, a ghostly hiccstrid love story. WEEKLY UPDATES

If you like how to Train Your Dragon, modern AU's with cheesy plots, and toothache inducing cliche romances, you may be interested in Picture Perfect, a holiday special. COMPLETE

Please enjoy any of these stories and feel free to review or send a private message to tell me what you think :)


Against the Odds has been deleted. I had no intentions of continuing or completing it, so I removed it from the archive.

A Conflict of Interest will be deleted on eventually, but there is no set date. I have no intentions of continuing or completing the current version of the story, so I will be deleting it from the archive. I will NOT be allowing this story to be posted someplace else. If you see this story posted anywhere other than on one of my accounts (@funkytoes) it is stolen or plagiarized.

Flying through Mud will be deleted on March 1, 2016. I am torn about this, but I feel it is the best. I only want my best work out there representing me. Flying through Mud is, without a doubt, one of my least favorite things I have ever written. I have tentative far off distant future plans to rewrite it, but for the moment, I just want the peace of knowing no one can read the current version. Feel free to read it as many times before the deletion date as you would like. No, I won't change my mind. I have been desperately wanting to delete it for years now. I will NOT be allowing this story to be posted someplace else. If you see this story posted in any variation anywhere other than on one of my accounts (@funkytoes) it is stolen or plagiarized.


White Oaks: Currently being updated on a weekly basis

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Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bound By Fate by Dark SpellMaster reviews
A broken wrist was just the start, now with the hands of fate turning how exactly does the Godess of Fidelity deal with one like the God of Trickery? Just when things looked to get easier enter the Enchantress. Loki/Sigyn along with other pairings later.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 152,713 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Thor, Loki, OC
Chasing Thunderstorms by Foxy'sGirl reviews
Astrid Hofferson's life is perfect, but then she realizes that it's not even close. And there's this dorky boy in her Norse Mythology class who she shouldn't feel so strongly about. Modern AU. (Note: Specific race times and splits taken from course records on actual courses. Yes, some are slow. Yes, they are accurate, courses vary based on difficulty and altitude)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 199,386 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Points In the Right Direction by E.C. Spence reviews
James is still trying to win Lily's heart after seven years and is making no progress until a late night trip turns things around. Lily and James must discard the skewed images they've had of each other and come to realization that war changes everything. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 181,364 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 7/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Making Monsters by Ironi Numair reviews
5 Times Loki loved his children, then the tale of Vali Lokison. Loki's adolescent son deals with the loss of his father and his own hurting family, all the while working his way upward in the house of Odin, right to the throne itself. Some Loki/Sigyn.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,547 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Loki
Elfling Tales by One Wish Magic reviews
A collection of little one-shot stories featuring Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas and of course Estel during their tender years. Individual summarys for each one-shot provided inside. One-shots do not follow in chronological order.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Elrohir, Legolas
Choppy Waters by Thanwen reviews
While in Dol Amroth for trade negotiations in the summer of 3020, Éomer, King of the Mark, encounters Lothíriel of Dol Amroth for the first time and a catenation of misunderstandings and conflictive emotions lead to a race of life and death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,101 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Requiem for a dream by Nidawi reviews
It has been 25 years since the War of the ring, the age of men is at its best, the dream of peace and tranquillity is a reality. But in Mordor, something stirs. A ElboronEldarionElfwine story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Elfwine, Eldarion, Elboron
A Prince or a Pirate? by LivingTheFandom reviews
Eldarion has decided he wants a tattoo. His father changes his mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eldarion, Aragorn
Where Do Babies Come From? by nautika reviews
Eldarion is entertaining his sisters and Elboron while Arwen is in labor. The obvious question arises.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Eldarion, Elboron - Complete
Love, Age Ten by LondonBelow reviews
Faramir breaks from work for a moment with his son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Faramir, Elboron - Complete
The Art of Diary Writing by Zayz reviews
Alternating diary entries for James and Lily in a slightly AU fifth year. A very naive, and highly embarrassing nadir to my short writing 'career.' Still here because somehow, people liked it. Enter with extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 223,881 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Gotta Love the Marauders by reviews
They say that, when you die, your life will flash before your eyes. Let's make ours worth watching. [New title and summary!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,095 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Trouble With a Diary by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
After a series of some unfortunate events, James finds himself in the possession of Lily Evans' diary. Convinced that the diary holds her true feelings for him, James and his friends set out to try to discover what secrets the book hides.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Everything In Its Right Place by Keeperofthemoon0 reviews
After falling through the Hogwarts’ lake, Lily Evans wakes up to find that she’s five years in the future, has a child, and she’s married to the cocky James Potter... which is just wrong in itself. Please read Author's Note inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 4/14/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Duty of a King by Vane Alasse reviews
A father's final words, a mother's grief, a lordless kingdom, and the lovely daughter of a steward all become part of one young man's quest to discover the true duty of a king. Can Aragon's son, Eldarion, manage the challenge? Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,687 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Eldarion, Aragorn - Complete
The Prince and the Librarian by Sazziel reviews
The Library of Minas Tirith is a dusty, disorganised mess, and it is the backdrop for the whimsical romance between the Heir to the Throne and the new Librarian as, together, they restore it to it's former glory, and unearth the hidden secrets of kings…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,010 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Eldarion
1800YouWantME LJ by FrEgOrGeLuVeR225 reviews
All about Lily's first half of her 7th year where she is still followed by non other than James Potter. Full of love, laughter, and adventure ;) Includes the famous Marauders and other characters that are sure to make you giggle. Please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 90,913 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Rain in Rivendell by Catmint reviews
Torrential rain and bored twin sons of Elrond is never a good combination.....! Pranks and mischief galore! Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,820 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Elrohir, Elrond - Complete
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White Oaks reviews
The turn of the century, Astrid moves into an old estate dating back to the Revolutionary War. At first she's uninterested in the rumors the estate is haunted by the family who built it, but when she starts experiencing things, whispers in the shadows, glimpses in mirrors, she starts to question the invalidity of these claims. [AU, ghosts and Hiccstrid]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,948 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10h - Published: 11/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Eret, Toothless
Picture Perfect reviews
Astrid hates her family meddling in her private life—so she picked a random guy in those placement photos in store bought picture frames, and pretended he was her boyfriend. Fast forward five years and while home for the holidays, she and her family run into said guy—and she has to convince him to play along with her years long lie. [Hiccstrid. Holidays. Modern. Fake Boyfriend AU]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,817 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Gobber, Heather - Complete
A Conflict of Interest reviews
Astrid Hofferson is an up and coming lawyer, working her way to a partnership at her firm. She meets and connects with someone from her past, a man who disappeared six years ago to live life as an environmentalist. Now he's back to fight major corporations head on. A modern Hiccstrid fic.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,045 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Heather, Stoick
Flying through Mud reviews
Set in Georgian England, Astrid is a young lady who is struggling between her family and society's expectations and her own dreams and desires. That is, until the prodigious Tadfield Estate is bought by the wealthy Haddock family.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 148,802 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete