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Joined 07-29-06, id: 1102448, Profile Updated: 06-02-10
Author has written 4 stories for Merlin, and Trinity, 2009.

Hello and welcome to my profile.

If you've noticed I have actually removed all my stories from my account. I realised that I wasn't updating and, on re-reading them I found the quality of writing to be sub-standard. Hopefully there will be some newer work in different categories coming soon but I can't promise anything.

About me

I have dual citizenship in New Zealand and Britain (Where I currently live), I plan on moving out to New Zealand at some point in my life. I enjoy reading, writing, drawing and watching movies.

I have a Deviantart account but the art on there is old and not my best due to the fact that the scanner used to get the pictures up wasn't very good. I am looking into buying a Tablet to improve my computer art.

My main fandom as of not that long ago is Merlin (TV section). Because it is seriously awesome. And also, once it gets its own section, Demons.

As for pairings. I will admit that I am an obsessive slash fangirl - though I do read het as well. My OTPs (One True Pairings) are Harry/ABG (Anyone but Ginny) (Harry Potter), Arthur/Merlin (Merlin).

I own a signed copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and was present at the Moonlight Signing. At that point I met JKR, who is actually really nice. Though I absolutely hate the book and, likely as not, will be selling it when I need some spare cash.

Re-reading this I realise I sound very very serious and also a little bit pretentious. I warn you, I'm not.

Several things it's probably useful to know about me; I overuse the word 'fuck', I'm a little bit obsessive about some things, I really want to live in a musical (because who doesn't want the ability to burst into song and have a large group of people you don't know sing and dance along with you instead of staring at you like you're insane), I tend to tell people I love them and I want to marry them regularly, I come up with random t-shirt logo's frequently (Latest one; Paperwork - the reason why I am not currently ruling the world), I can be very vague at times but I am actually quite intelligent, my sense of humour tends to lean towards Blackadder style dirty jokes and sarcasm rather than highbrow humour (we all have our vices) and I really hate Twilight.

I've had messages because my reviews can be somewhat harsh. To those people, past and future, I say this: What I review is my opinion. Take it with as much salt as you please or don't take it all if you don't want too. Just don't vilify me for having it.

Au Revoir

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3530 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 4,862 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
Teach Me To Live by Daughter of Thranduil reviews
When a battered elfling is brought to Imladris, the twins, Arwen, Haldir and Legolas begin to teach her to trust and smile again. This is her story as she grows up there and can finally face her past.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 144,852 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Legolas, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Dudley's Girlfriend by GreenEvans reviews
Dudley has a girlfriend & Harry's teases him, Dudley retaliates with "At least I have a girlfriend" making Harry claim Hermione's his girlfriend. What happens when the Grangers show up & Dudley demands proof of their relationship. CH 7 Officially Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
The Secret Life of St Bartbley Students by ArtysSexKitten reviews
PWP chapter fic. What the title says. Also Artemis in a skirt and is the ah... coughschoolslutcough Don't like, don't read. Simple ne? No Butler, sorry ppl. Only a whole lot of OC's. But don't worry, none of 'em are girls :P R&R! Chap 15 up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,471 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Artemis F.
Facing it Together by LoveHGSS reviews
Hodgins and Angela's first night together – set the night after Hodgins was buried alive in season two. Lots of fluff! But please heed the M rating.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011 - J. Hodgins, Angela M. - Complete
Lineage by Nyxelestia reviews
Thanks to his magic, Merlin always knew he had a weird heritage that his mother did not liking talking about. What he didn't expect was to find out she was a princess of the kingdom of Dyfed - making him heir to the throne. This changed...everything.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Merlin
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Recluse by CSI Clue reviews
A Movieverse AU-What if Tony Stark *wasn't* the face of Stark Industries? thanks to my betas, VR Trakowski and Lovellama
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,227 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 6990 - Favs: 7,059 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,295 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
I Mustn't Love You by DocJorgensen reviews
Keladry and Lord Wyldon are captured by the Scanrans and a mage who likes to enjoy his prisoners. What is Wyldon to do when Kel is taken advantage of? Eventually Kel/Wyldon.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Keladry, Wyldon
One Woman is as Much the Same as Another by Luckylily reviews
Based on Trinity, Charlotte/Dorian and Dorian/OC, first in the series titled Little Red Riding Hood. Charlotte and Dorian have yet another hallway conversation.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Iambic Pendragon by emsana reviews
A quick hopefully funny poem about how I feel Merlin's love life should pan out. Warning: Contains slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Hairy Snape by BertaS reviews
AU A potions accident starts unusual circumstances happening for our favorite Potions Master and those around him.Warnings: Slash, language, adult and sexual situations. Harry is in the later part of his seventh year and is 17 years old which in the Wiz
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,740 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Let Them Eat Cake by Lokifan reviews
Fluffy PWP that was originally written for Draco's 29th birthday; includes a dominant Harry and a blindfold.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 4,676 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Falling into Heaven, falling into Hell by Oneiriad reviews
What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004
Harry Potter and the New Lives by Steve2 reviews
Alternate reality. After the war, 7th year Harry Potter is transported into an AU where Neville is ‘TheBoyWhoLived’. How will the powerful Shadow Mage Harry Potter get accustomed to a new life as a ‘nobody’? Now SilverAegis approved 25May2007
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 150,058 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Neville L.
The House of Lords by maginot's ink reviews
A political Story about an independent Harry rebelling against the order. T for Language Light HHr No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,988 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,271 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the White Phoenix by Almost Anonymous reviews
The old legends of the White Phoenix surface and come alive as Harry makes his way through his fourth and fifth years at Hogwarts. HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,947 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Time to Live by loralee1 reviews
Post OotP No HBP Takes place summer after fifth year. After defeating Voldemort Harrry decides it's time for him to live his own life. No slash. Sequel to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Redefining Summer by loralee1 reviews
AU, Post OotP, No HBP, Summer at the Dursleys has always meant Harry is overworked, under fed, and lonely, all Harry wants is a normal summer, what he gets is anything but normal. NaNoWriMo 06 project
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Hot by merlinsbeard73 reviews
Something that I wrote during the hot summer and now that winter is here I thought we could use a warm up! Harry and Hermione having fun in the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
The Lioness, the Snake and the School Nurse by MQ1 reviews
The two most feared Professor's are scared of who?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Are You my Uncle? by Elfpen reviews
When Eldarion Elassarion, the young, energectic prince of Gondor becomes hopelessly confused about his complex bloodline, he goes to his 'uncle' Legolas for an explaination. Oneshot vignette. R&R please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Eldarion, Legolas - Complete
James Potter's Not Allowed To Do List by brick-red-wall reviews
Things James Potter is not allowed to do. Because he doesn't want to, or because of the consequences, that's a whole different story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - James P.
Liberation by HeidiBug731 reviews
The moment Lucius Malfoy steps out of Azkaban prison, all of his happy memories come rushing back to him. The thing is, they aren't what he had expected them to be. Written post HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Beautiful by Michelle Moonshine reviews
Eighteen year old Hermione Granger is unbearably uncomfortable with the way she looks, and it becomes up to Harry Potter, her best friend and boyfriend, to help her understand what true beauty is, and ultimately, allow her to think of herself as beautiful
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,812 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things That Didn't Happen That Really Needed To by Kendahl reviews
Essentially, this is my list of drabbles where I rewrite events in the Harry Potter series that should have happened, but never did. Or at least, things someone should have TRIED to have happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006
Rules, Rules, Rules by MiSSxMELON reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins of Snape's Potion's class are driving Snape crazy! Absurd rules are posted on Filch's list...exactly how did these come about? (No gum, frisbees, matches, ect.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,438 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 8/23/2004
THE LAMPPOST SONG! by Miss Pookamonga reviews
The Llama Song, except it's about Narnia. Yes, this is stupid. Read only if your brain can handle random silliness.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Spartacus’s Trope by Howl reviews
They've come to make him The Hero. He decided to run away. How does Hogwarts save a Hero from being The Hero?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore's Payback by Laume reviews
OOC, AU, Etc. Voldemort is gone, and Harry is free. Now it's time for some payback...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
What are you looking at? by Sparrow reviews
A fast DN fluff boost! OOCness. Daine attracts some... unwanted attention...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Tortall - Complete
If I Could Change the World by TheGoldenSeraphim reviews
Each of the Marauders could have changed the world. What if?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
A touching romance by Violet Kefira reviews
Ginny Weasley is a jealous person. A jealous girlfriend especially. A jealous girlfriend of one, Harry Potter, to be exact. So she creates a potion to be sure that the 'insufferable knowitall' doesn't butt in on her territory. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Worst Romance Ever Written by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Summer Of Love by belgianboy reviews
Jack and Ennis discover the joys of making love on Brokeback Mountain during their first summer together.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,175 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Slytherin Code of Conduct by The Wigmonsters reviews
In at least half the Slytherin!Harry stories in existance the Slytherins have a Code of Conduct. It's really more guidelines than rules, but what does it say, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Word Play by BabyStretch reviews
Randomness personified as the Marauders talk about... words. Chapter 2 reformatted!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005
Impromptu inspection by The Next Marauder reviews
What happens when McGonagall conducts an 'Impromptu inspection' on the Marauders dorm? Read on to find out! OneShot. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Young Lords III: The Greenwood Experience by Sanaryelle reviews
A young Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Galdor visit Prince Thranduil's home in the Greenwood. Madness predictably ensues, including encounters with dungeons, giant spiders, and pipeweed. Third in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4861 - Favs: 6,407 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Wings of Magic by Bil reviews
Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,071 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 281 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
51 ways to annoy Lord Elrond by Twister the Dragon reviews
I think that is fairly self explanatory really
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Elrond
Blood of the Mother by BertaS reviews
Post OotP, No HBP. Harrys summer stay at the Dursleys brings surprises for Harry, Dudley and Voldemort. Multi chapter WIP Harry and Severus must now deal with the events of summer. No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 61,659 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Cavall Chaos by Sirynta reviews
Kel and Wyl get together, through an unusual course of events. I hate summaries, the story is so much better than what I could fit into this teensy little space. Don't let the chapters scare you! Come read it! (KW)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,753 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Declaration by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot set after Revelations; yet another step in Daine and Numair's relationship. Rating for sexual content.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Lay of Mary Sue by Tindomiel reviews
Shall I spin a tale of Princesses of old, maidens with flowing long hair? 'Tis a sad tragic tale, O reader, thou wilt see, of an overdone and cliched affair.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Fixing Mione: aka Bookworms Like It Best by jamesaddict reviews
After Hermione is badly raped by Viktor Krum, she swears off sex forever. Can Harry help heal her and teach her the joys of lovemaking? (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/7/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Littlest Balrog by Dragon Confused reviews
Or ‘Melkor’s Boys’. The Dark Lord has a very busy day looking after five cuddly little darlings. Well. . . almost little darlings. AU. Very very AU. Main characters: Melkor, Sauron, Gomig and various OBs. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Sauron - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/16/2000
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Knight in a shining Audi reviews
In which Arthur is the prostitute, Merlin rescues him, Morgana and Gwen are barely mentioned and Merlin drives an Audi. Warnings for mentions of prostitution and sex.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Special Relationship reviews
In which Dorian is in his final year and looking for the next Dandelion President, Arthur is new and an Earl and absolutely nothing which has happened on the show ever happened apart from the things mentioned .
Trinity, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009
Changes reviews
BIG SPOILERS FOR SEASON 2 EPISODE 1. My take on why Merlin and Arthur were acting the way they were. Merlin has the beginnings of PTSD and Arthur is confused. YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU KNOW WHAT EPISODE 1 OF SEASON 2 IS ABOUT. Gen.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Exploration reviews
In which a much younger Arthur goes searching for the perfect hiding place and ends up finding a creepy oversized lizard.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
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