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Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I am just a lazy good-for-nothing, who writes slower than paint dries and gets sidetracked way too easily.

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Unlike Love by Artemis1000 reviews
Theirs is no passionate love affair. There are no grandiose gestures of affection, no whispered promises of devotion. They both know better than to say 'forever.' England/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Likeness to God by Harlequin Sequins reviews
If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be alive. Talia/Bane.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
Burn by SkyKissed reviews
The fire will rise because she asks it. She's only ever had to ask. Bane Centric, spoilers for DKR.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul - Complete
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Hero by Oni No Yami Chan reviews
Phil still believed in heroes, even though Bruce never believed he could be one. Slash, spoilers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
I'd Follow You Until the End of Time by The Scratch Man reviews
Clint will always find Bruce. He'll travel the world. Bruce can run, but he can't hide, and Clint will always find him. SLASH. AU. No real spoilers for movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Stilled my heart this moment by Cry4theDevil reviews
In the face of danger Bruce seems so calm. Clint/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Legends About Change by mykonosparadise reviews
De-anon from the kinkmeme: After a night of rough, consensual sex, Germany can barely walk. OP wants to see Prussia being a good lover and taking care of him. Two more bonuses inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A most devious plan by Revengineer reviews
YGOTAS-verse. You know Marik and Florence- nothing ever gets done without three hours of preliminary bickering. Of course, there's still not much getting done anyways! Yaoi - abridged!Thiefshipping oneshot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Crossfire (2011) by aechfic reviews
It's in the New World that they discover the painful truth; the more they gain, the more they have to lose... LuZo; spoilers for current events; warnings: darkfic, mpreg, medical squick, sex, torture, non-con, death, etc. OUTDATED. PLEASE SEE CROSSFIRE REDUX FOR AUTHOR'S PREFERRED CUT.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,137 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews
AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
affinity by faces sunward reviews
with each passing day, it becomes harder and harder to get up and walk by his side. — pikachu, red, green
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Pikachu, Red - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Enigmatic by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She doesn't need to giggle, or flirt, or paint any blush across her honest cheeks. Italy/fem!Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Another Dead Angle by hamaell reviews
Rated to be safe; sexual activities between men, though nothing too graphic. "He puts on a constant indifferent face to match his apparent indifferent attitude because caring about all the things he really does care about is too painful." Name spoiler.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
An Understanding by endsoftime reviews
Some days are harder than others...and then some are simply impossible. Holmes/Watson, in response to an LJ prompt for "Watson's cane." Watson has a difficult day, pain-wise, and things pretty much devolve from there. Happy ending, and some lovely slash!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/17/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
永远 by SuicideMonday reviews
AU. How many times are they going to force me to watch you die? ChinaxRussia Immortal!Yao. Multiple Incarnations!Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Sisu by Angelsaurus reviews
In the middle of trying to explain "Sisu" to young Sealand, Finland is called to rescue Sweden from peril. A giftfic for Haro.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Hung on Powerlines by Mahri Lellan reviews
I'd take it kicking and screaming, but for you I'll keep my mouth shut. So, so bittersweet and battered. MelloxMatt, slightly Mattcentric. Rated M for abstract sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Stardust by Caisele reviews
Fred and George. George and Fred. We all love the Weasley twins. Short. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
SHUT UP! by KivaEmber reviews
AU Germancest/Incest. It all started out as a joke. Then things got...weird. Rather crackish PrussiaxGermany GilbertxLudwig
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
B Flat Conqueror by Silent Nacht reviews
If no one is perfect, then Germany is meant to be no one. N. Italy/Germany, angst, WWII setting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Linger by Laimielle reviews
It's hard enough, being faced with such a crucial decision to make. An even harder thing to face is the person you least want to see, demanding that you let him make that difficult decision for you. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Intact by this be a dead account reviews
Even in the darkest of hours, tainted by the most unbridled of passions, there is a need to keep wordless silence intact. A direct sequel to Necury's 'Silent Night', Batman/Joker, and M for slash!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Amoeba by Mail Jeevus reviews
Mello's moods were so...fickle. Matt's mind was joking with him that living with Mello was dangerous, like rooming with Kira himself. MelloxMatt; COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,978 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
We Don't Wash Off by Darkaus reviews
You see when I go home, and wash this face off... I don't go down the drain with it. I 'Stay,' and you, you... you think you can just take that mask off? No-no, that's, that's insane You can't go back, Batman... It's far too late.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Fitting Back In by Tonko reviews
Usopp Sanji nakamaship. The first night on the Sunny, Usopp gets some reassurance about his place among the crew.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Usopp, Sanji - Complete
Boo Boo's by Altara reviews
“What was that?” Mello asked. “Oooh!” Matt said, smiling cutely. “I kissed my boo-boo.”
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Open by yuugata no baka reviews
L was truly open, but at once completely impenetrable. [LightxL oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Golgotha by Zamiel reviews
Mello's eyes traveled over the cluttered contents of Matt’s electronics, wires, and assorted tools adorning the shelves like the insides of some intricate animal. [Speculates the beginnings of Matt and Mello's friendship. Oneshot]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Property by Fading Grace reviews
Hunny has an odd reaction to the news that Mori was kissed. Not a cute thing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Reverse Phrenology by KarotsaMused reviews
Phrenology: N the study of the shape of the skull, based on the belief that it reveals character and personality. Mugen and Jin try it backwards. Violence and language. MugenJin
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2005
Fubuki no Kaen by xan-vallen reviews
Marth, the exiled heir to the throne of Altea, and Roy, a teenage ex-general, are banished and forced into slavery by the power-hungry Gaimen. How can the two young men survive when their personalities clash?{yaoi, angst, blood, slavery} -completed-
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 91,155 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/20/2003 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Complete
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Requiem reviews
The nights that England treasures most are the ones when France plays his violin. France/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Why Scandinavian Training is Superior reviews
Canada accidentally discovers the secret behind the Scandinavian training routine for their curling teams. Denmark/Sweden
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
Tesoro reviews
Italy bonds with his unborn child. Italy/mpreg!Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
C'est L'amour reviews
America woos England via the wise teachings of the master of love, Pepé Le Pew. America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Published: 12/12/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Herzeleid reviews
They laugh because they will not cry. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Forward to Time Past reviews
At long last, he can finally breathe again. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
When Silence Should be Golden reviews
Sasori, like many, wonders where the fighting has gone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasori, Chiyo - Complete
Inferno reviews
Germany has an existential crisis. Pre-WII.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Germany - Complete
Antrozous reviews
Ten music-themed drabbles based on The Dark Knight and Batman Begins. Includes implied slash/het.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
Invictus reviews
They'd fight the dawn. Together. Vague Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Silent Night reviews
On the night of Christmas Eve, two opposing forces become one. Batman/Joker. A direct prequel to 'Intact' by Flattered By Mockery.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Catalyst reviews
In all his eighteen years of life, Near never thought he would have to attend a funeral.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Near - Complete
Collide reviews
Ryuuzaki is, with out a doubt, the most aggravating bastard Light has ever known.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Small Fry, Please reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete