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Joined 07-29-06, id: 1102723, Profile Updated: 09-21-09
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Discworld, and Death Note.

ACHTUNG YO
I've changed my username from pokeh to sweetertea to avoid possible awkwardnesses
Update: I've changed it to robolovers, because that's my new livejournal community's name, and also "sweetertea" sounds like "sweet titty."

I'm still pokeh the person! Damn, I hope nobody takes that name.

Fandom obsessor
Lover of stoic characters
Chronic daydreamer
I love reviews, and usually respond to the ones that interest me—

Wear sunscreen, everybody! SPF 30 at the least!

FANDOMS YEAH

Books:
Harry Potter series, Discworld series, Good Omens, Notre-Dame de Paris

Films:
Pirates of the Caribbean

Anime/Manga:
Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, Bleach, Axis Powers: Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, One Piece, Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, Samurai Champloo

I might have left something out... fooh

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Canadian Persuasion by Darkfire75 reviews
Canada/America. Canada has his own way of winning arguments: blowjobs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Preference by RegenTaenzer reviews
A conversation about Ide's preferences to pass time at work evolves into something more.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Matsuda T., Ide H. - Complete
Time by RegenTaenzer reviews
Ide returns to the taskforce and Matsuda begins to wonder about him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Matsuda T., Ide H. - Complete
Second Impressions by chaserglow reviews
After shooting Light, Matsuda finds that he's still in love with the young man, Kira or not. Ide, meanwhile, wants more than anything just to tell Matsuda how he feels. MatsudaxLight, IdexMatsuda. Ide-centric.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Ide H., Matsuda T. - Complete
Fever for the Flava by Her Sweetness reviews
Did you know? Mogi has been stalking Aizawa. Yeah. And L and Raito caught him in the bathroom, in the act! Scandalous, I say. But now they're trying to help him out so it's 'kay. I wonder how it'll end up... Crack!mini. MogixAizawa, LxRaito.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Mogi K., Aizawa S. - Complete
In Dreams by SpamWarrior reviews
In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Jeeves and the Escape by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie and Jeeves are on the run from a furious aunt! On their trip, they encounter some problems with the accommodations... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Jeeves and the Open Book by LucylouKazoo reviews
For someone like Jeeves, who is studied in reading the moods of Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, it's not difficult to spot when a revelation takes place... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
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Few Words reviews
What happened during Mogi's confinement with the SPK was not discussed—especially this. Slash, voyeurism.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Mogi K., A. Rester
Television reviews
Ide hates television. Ide hates a lot of things, actually.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Ide H., Matsuda T. - Complete
Lost My Toad Again, Dammit reviews
Professor Longbottom ends up losing a bit more than his toad. I know, the title is crap. I'm open to suggestions. WIP. Not all the chapters will be M, but as a whole, the piece will.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Severus S., Neville L.
I Am Alive reviews
Lupin is lonely after Sirius's death. Snape distracts him with hot sex all while being as nastytempered as he can be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Control reviews
Angua knows Sally has complete control... right?
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Good Morning, Mr Lipwig reviews
Moist's imprisonment isn't quite what was expected.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Overboard reviews
A broken Commodore Norrington falls into the hands of Jack Sparrow. Dark, seminoncon. Happy ending.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Silver Morning Light reviews
Severus always watches Remus in the morning. Looking for angst? This may be the complete opposite. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Snape reviews
Sequel to Black, same story, from Sirius' point of view. Read that one first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Quiet reviews
Severus finds his visitor, mind and body fully exposed in the coldest place he's ever been. Review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Trick Steps reviews
Even the strongest barriers can be broken with the lightest touch. Severus falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Black reviews
Snape lives with Black, against his will. A series of events leading to the inevitable. review, please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete