Marjorie Nescio
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Joined 07-30-06, id: 1103137, Profile Updated: 03-24-22
Author has written 36 stories for Princess Diaries, Harry Potter, Sound of Music, Big Bang Theory, Shakespeare, Mary Poppins, A song of Ice and Fire, Inglourious Basterds, Walking Dead, and True Blood.

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Watching THE BIG BANG THEORY as well as THE WALKING DEAD I pictured Penny and her nerds in a zombie-invaded world: they would change but how? And how would Rick and his group behave toward Sheldon Lee Cooper? A brief encounter answers these questions. Drottningville is my second TBBT/TWD crossover. In this story Penny and her gang are living at her father's farm and preparing for their first Fair & Games. But that can't be all they have to face, now can it?

Wanting to see what would happen in case Penny and her friends turned into vampires I wrote a TBBT/TRUE BLOOD crossover called A bloody nuisance.

On learning how TBBT ended, I explored how things could have worked out differently for Penny (that is with an acting career and another partner: Howard), resulting in An alternate Pennyverse and An alternate Pennyverse, addition (where Penny goes into politics and rises High - the capital is there for a reason).

Having been captured by A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE since 1998, I've at times wondered how different the lives of the Lannisters (as well as a great many other people) would have been had Joanna not died in childbed. In The hand that rocks the Rock I explore this idea. I also made Mary Poppins visit Westeros in Someone to read stories.

That old Black magic (a HARRY POTTER story) is the first fanfic I started writing though it's not the first I published. The central character is an actress who signed to play Narcissa Malfoy Black only to find herself trapped in a world of wizards.

When first seeing THE SOUND OF MUSIC I disliked the baroness but after watching the film again I changed my mind due to the 'wedding present' scene. As a result baroness Schraeder is in the lead in my tSoM stories and I made her meet colonel Hans Landa in an INGLORIOUS BASTERDS crossover.

I very much like the play Hamlet and I wrote a SHAKESPEARE story called The thunderstorm about young Rosencrantz and Guildernstern at Elsinore castle.

Most of my stories can be found in the PRINCESS DIARIES realm. In these fanfics Queen Clarisse and Joseph are nearly always the leads. Charlotte, Mr Motaz and Viscount Mabrey might make their appearance too and sometimes Amelia and her mother or even Elsie and Von Troken show up. All other women and men needed to fill castle and country are made up by me. I'd like to think of Genovia as stretching from the Mediterranean Sea to the Atlantic Ocean, creating a barrier between France and Spain. The PD-films are romantic but my PD-stories don't lack drama (e.g. Kidnap, NHEAS (the not happily ever after series), Ties that bond us and International waters).

As of yet incomplete story: The hand that rocks the Rock. I'm working on it and it will be finished one day.

Planned stories:

- A PRINCESS DIAIRIES story after an idea Wild Mei Ling and I came up with many years ago. It features Joe gone bad (aka Bad Joe).

- A PRIDE AND PREJUDICE story where a second overheard remark changes the course of events.

- A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE story in which a woman visiting Dutch Comic Con finds herself in Westeros as a character she rather dislikes.

- A crossover of my three favourite Jane Austen novels (P&P, S&S and Persuasion) where Elizabeth is married to Darcy and Anne to her captain but in this alternate Austenverse various new relationships will bloom.

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Free of the shackles reviews
With menopause approaching Queen Clarisse often finds herself out of sorts.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21 - Clarisse R., Joe, Rupert R. - Complete
The hand that rocks the Rock reviews
If Tywin Lannister were to choose between his late wife and his dwarf son, there's no question what he'd do. When he gets the choice, Lady Joanna faces a twenty-five year gap as a result. She learns that her twins are still the same.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 1/26/2020 - Robert B., Myrcella B., Jon A., Joanna L.
Drottningville reviews
Four years into the zombie apocalypse Penny and her friends are part of a community at her father's farm. (The focus of this story is on the TBBT characters.)
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 10/2/2019 - Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny, Dale - Complete
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair reviews
The king of Genovia is finally able to visit his eldest daughter.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2021 - Mia T., Philippe R. - Complete
An alternate Pennyverse, addition reviews
In 'An alternate Pennyverse' Penelope Drottning became a successful actress and she married Howard. In this addition set in the 2030s Penny, now a US Congresswoman, caught the attention of the Democrate candidate for presidency who needs a running mate with media appeal.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2020 - [Howard W., Penny] Sheldon C., Rajesh K. - Complete
An alternate Pennyverse reviews
This story is for fans of Penny who'd like to have seen her as an actress and who can stand Penny/Howard.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2020 - Published: 9/3/2020 - [Howard W., Penny] Sheldon C., Rajesh K. - Complete
Love without a lamb reviews
While his parents secretly look forward to their heir getting married again, Philippe himself struggles to mingle his past with his future.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Clarisse R., Rupert R., Philippe R. - Complete
Someone to read stories reviews
There's a practically perfect nanny who doesn't usually work in Westeros but is willing to make an exception when a letter written by Jaime Lannister comes to her attention.
Crossover - Mary Poppins & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2019 - Mary P., Cersei L., Jaime L., Kevan L. - Complete
NHEAS reviews
Life isn't always a fairytale. These are the 'not happily ever after series'.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,684 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2019 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
That old Black magic reviews
Upon accepting the part of Narcissa Malfoy an actress finds herself in a magical world, without a script. To get out she needs to get in deeply first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,525 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
With a spring in her step reviews
Taking a walk with her granddaughter the Queen is questioned about her friends Joseph and 'B'.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2019 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe - Complete
A night away reviews
King Rupert visits his lover. His bodyguard lingers in the background.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2018 - Joe, Rupert R. - Complete
Another couple reviews
After a traumatic event the Queen and her head of security have gone their separate ways. Joe keeps telling himself that it is up to Clarisse to resume their relationship. Then one day Charlotte visits him.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2017 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Rupert, the unauthorized biography reviews
When a historian writes a biography about the late Rupert II there's a lot of news to fill the articles on 'Rupert, the king, the man', most notably about the King's marriage and love life.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Rupert R. - Complete
A bloody nuisance reviews
Doctor Sheldon Lee Cooper broke into Bill Compton's restricted database. Both men are brought before the Magister and Penny and her nerds show up at the scene. The Magister orders Bill to turn the fivesome. He is a cruel man indeed.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny, Bill C. - Complete
Souvenirs reviews
Queen Clarisse reflects on the monarchy as well as on her own position. Joe offers support.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2016 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Princess Diaries 1,27 reviews
The newly wedded Queen learns that Mia lost her earrings. As a result Genovia is in grave danger.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Charlotte K. - Complete
Brief encounter reviews
The zombie virus hits humanity and Penny and her friends try to make it to a safe haven. When they run into Sophia they promise her to find her mother.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,310 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Sheldon C., Howard W., Penny, Sophia - Complete
The elevator reviews
A Viscount. A Queen. An anxious Head of Security.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,387 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe, A. Mabrey - Complete
Outside and inside reviews
His regal wife struggles with retirement and Joe speaks supportive words. But what does he really think on the subject?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The musketeers reviews
With the Queen in peril Joe can act the hero he is meant to be. He's got a rival however.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Field day reviews
A gossip magazine states that the Queen secretly got married.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,239 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The thunderstorm
While drinking with some fellow students Rosencrantz and Guildenstern recall a visit to Elsinore when they were seven years old.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Once upon a time in San Francisco reviews
Helen doesn't want her former mother-in-law to enter her house. Mia refuses to visit a grandmother she has never seen before. Joe is amorous in an unexpected way. What is the Queen to do? (Note: in July 2022 I edited the story for I no longer liked the Clarisse/Joseph relationship as I'd first written it.)
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,015 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Helen T. - Complete
Ties that bond us reviews
Joe is uncertain whether Clarisse and he can have a future together. When attending a family celebration he meets a woman. Set post PD1.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,433 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
When strangers meet reviews
A colonel looking for an abandoned fiancée meets a baroness.
Crossover - Sound of Music & Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Elsa S., H. Landa - Complete
International waters reviews
The innocent Queen is about to be executed for killing her husband when she is rescued by her friend Lord Andre Sadique. He is a smiling villain, but Her Majesty is unaware of his dark side.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,837 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Clarisse R. - Complete
My homeland reviews
The Von Trapps escaped Austria and baroness Schraeder settles herself in Georg's mansion.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Elsa S. - Complete
In a ladylike manner reviews
After she had a musical dream the baroness draws her sword.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Elsa S. - Complete
A game on Christmas Eve reviews
Christmas Eve. Games. A Queen and a Head of Security. Who is playing who?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Kidnap reviews
Queen Clarisse is kidnapped.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Hell's angel part 2 reviews
A Queen and a motor cycle? The combination is not to Joe's liking at all.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,633 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
Johnny and Joe reviews
Joe is acting differently, or so Charlotte says. He is acting like a bastard, or so the guards complain. When his bad attitude affects the Queen, Joe is in trouble.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The weekenders reviews
The Queen is looking forward to spending the weekend with a friend. She tells Joseph that she does not need any guards to come with her: she wants some privacy... Joe is not pleased. Will he give in?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,977 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Hell's angel reviews
Joe had a dream and he remembers it vividly. Needless to say that the Queen appeared in it. But a motor cycle?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Joe - Complete
The Goletsyn move reviews
Set before PD1, a Canadian director feels attracted to a certain Genovian lady. Will he pinch her?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete