Marjorie Nescio
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Joined 07-30-06, id: 1103137, Profile Updated: 10-19-13
Author has written 21 stories for Princess Diaries, Harry Potter, Sound of Music, Big Bang Theory, Shakespeare, Inglourious Basterds, and Walking Dead.

Welcome to my profile page. Below you'll find information about my writings. Some stories are in progress - and have been for a long time- but I have not forgotten them and one day their status will become 'complete'.

In my Princess Diaries stories the Queen and/or Joseph is/are always the lead(s). Charlotte, Mr Motaz and Viscount Mabrey might make their appearance too and sometimes Amelia and her mother or even Elsie and Von Troken show up. All other women and men needed to fill castle and country are made up by me. I'd like to think of Genovia as stretching from the Mediterranean Sea to the Atlantic Ocean, creating a barrier between France and Spain. My stories can't always be connected (as to the story line) to the films. For one, I always make the widowed Queen a Queen Regent for either her son or her granddaughter. The films are romantic but my stories don't lack drama; especially not in Kidnap, NHEAS (the not happily ever after series), Ties that bond us and International waters.

When first seeing the Sound of Music I concluded that the baroness was an unpleasant character, but after watching the film again I changed my mind, due to the 'what shall I buy you for a wedding present' scene between her and the captain. As a result baroness Schraeder is in the lead in my tSoM stories and I made her meet colonel Hans Landa in an Inglorious basterds crossover.

'That old Black magic' (a Harry Potter story) is the first fanfic I ever started writing, though it's not the first I published. The central character is an actress who signed to play Narcissa Malfoy Black only to find herself trapped in a world of wizards.

The big bang theory and the walking dead are series I like to watch. I pictured Penny and her nerds in a zombie-invaded world. They would change, but how? And how would Rick and his group behave toward Sheldon Lee Cooper?

I also wrote a Shakespeare (Hamlet) story about the seven years old Rosencrantz and Guildernstern at Elsinore castle. I like plays and Hamlet in particular. Just in case you think that Shakespeare's language is old fashioned and boring: go and see one of his plays on stage or watch a film. Watching Hamlet on stage seldom doesn't make me anxious as to what will happen. What will happen? Isn't that already written down? Of course it is but just like (fanfiction) writers, directors are at liberty to use characters just as they like (especially non-English speaking directors, who will have to translate the play anyway, having to choose one of many alternatives for to be or not to be for a start, and who might as well take more liberties). After seeing a play performed you will recognise the characters and the heartbeat of the language. You could watch the 1990 Zeffirelli version. All references to politics are unfortunately cut but it's an enjoyable movie. Then there's the 1996 Branagh production, which should be watched to see Derek Jacobi's Claudius if nothing else (there are also good performances from for instance Richard Briers, who makes Polonius the sneakiest councillor I've ever seen). And there's the 1980 BBC version with Patrick Stewart and Claire Bloom making a fine royal couple. Mr Stewart again accepted the part of Claudius for the Royal Shakespeare Company and someone had the brilliant idea to make a screen version (2010) of that Hamlet.

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The elevator reviews
A Viscount, a Queen. An anxious Head of Security.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,776 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R.
Outside and inside reviews
An inside in Joe's thoughts.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 2/14 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
The musketeers reviews
Joe to the rescue! With the Queen in peril Joe can act the hero he is meant to be.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Field day reviews
A gossip magazine states that the Queen secretly got married.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,145 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The thunderstorm
While drinking with some fellow students Rosencrantz and Guildenstern recall a visit to Elsinore when they were seven years old.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Brief encounter reviews
The zombie virus hits humanity and Penny and her friends try to make it to a safe haven. When they run into Sophia they promise her to find her mother. - Author's note on 31 December: it has been a long time since the last update but I haven't quitted this story.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Penny
NHEAS reviews
Please check the introduction part of the first chapter for summaries of the stories in this 'not happily ever after series'. In short: dementia, jealousy, murder, bad sex, a thoughtless kiss and a verbal fight.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Once upon a time in San Francisco reviews
Helen doesn't want her former mother-in-law to enter her house. Mia refuses to visit a grandmother she has never seen before. Joe is amorous in an unexpected way. What is the Queen to do?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Ties that bond us reviews
Joe is uncertain whether Clarisse and he can have a future together. When attending a family celebration he meets a woman. Set post PD1.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
When strangers meet reviews
A colonel looking for a left-alone fiancée meets a baroness.
Crossover - Sound of Music & Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Elsa S., H. Landa - Complete
International waters reviews
The innocent Queen is about to be executed for killing her husband when she is rescued by her friend Lord Andre Sadique. He is a smiling villain, but Her Majesty is unaware of his dark side.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,976 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Clarisse R. - Complete
My homeland reviews
The Von Trapps escaped Austria and baroness Schraeder settles herself in Georg's mansion.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Elsa S. - Complete
That old Black magic reviews
Upon accepting the part of Narcissa Malfoy an actress finds herself in a magical world, without a script. But she has a brain and beauty and she plans to return home. But to get out, she needs to get in deeply... Author's note August 2013: it's been too long since the last update, but I will finish this story. Definitely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Narcissa M.
In a ladylike manner reviews
After she had a musical dream the baroness draws her sword.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Elsa S. - Complete
A game on Christmas Eve reviews
Christmas Eve. Games. A Queen and a Head of Security. Who is playing who?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Kidnap reviews
Queen Clarisse is kidnapped.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,379 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Hell's angel part 2 reviews
A Queen and a motor cycle? The combination is not to Joe's liking at all.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
Johnny and Joe reviews
Joe is acting... differently, or so Charlotte says. He is acting like a bastard, or so the guards complain. When his bad attitude affects the Queen, Joe is in trouble.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The weekenders reviews
The Queen is looking forward to spending the weekend with a friend. She tells Joseph that she does not need any guards to come with her: she wants some privacy... Joe is not pleased. Will he give in?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Hell's angel reviews
Joe had a dream and he remembers it vividly. Needless to say that the Queen appeared in it. But a motor cycle?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Joe - Complete
The Goletsyn move reviews
Set before PD1, a Canadian director feels attracted to a certain Genovian lady. Will he pinch her?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete