Marjorie Nescio
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Joined 07-30-06, id: 1103137, Profile Updated: 01-16-16
Author has written 24 stories for Princess Diaries, Harry Potter, Sound of Music, Big Bang Theory, Shakespeare, Inglourious Basterds, Walking Dead, and True Blood.

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Watching THE BIG BANG THEORY and THE WALKING DEAD I pictured Penny and her nerds in a zombie-invaded world: they would change, but how? And how would Rick and his group behave toward Sheldon Lee Cooper? A brief encounter answers these questions. It is one of my most popular stories.

When first seeing THE SOUND OF MUSIC I disliked the baroness but after watching the film again I changed my mind due to the 'wedding present' scene. As a result baroness Schraeder is in the lead in my tSoM stories and I made her meet colonel Hans Landa in an INGLORIOUS BASTERDS crossover.

I very much like the play Hamlet and I wrote a SHAKESPEARE story about Rosencrantz and Guildernstern (aged seven) at Elsinore castle.

Most of my stories can be found in the PRINCESS DIARIES realm. In these fanfics the Queen and Joseph are always the leads. Charlotte, Mr Motaz and Viscount Mabrey might make their appearance too and sometimes Amelia and her mother or even Elsie and Von Troken show up. All other women and men needed to fill castle and country are made up by me. I'd like to think of Genovia as stretching from the Mediterranean Sea to the Atlantic Ocean, creating a barrier between France and Spain. The PD-films are romantic but my stories don't lack drama; especially not in Kidnap, NHEAS (the not happily ever after series), Ties that bond us and International waters.

Two of my stories are in progress. That old Black magic ( a HARRY POTTER story) is the first fanfic I started writing though it's not the first I published. The central character is an actress who signed to play Narcissa Malfoy Black only to find herself trapped in a world of wizards. She has been waiting since 2011 for me to pick up the story and I plan to do just that. Fighting for my attention however is a BIG BANG THEORY/TRUE BLOOD crossover called A bloody nuisance in which Sheldon did something he shouldn't have done: not a smart move when you're dealing with vampires.

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A bloody nuisance reviews
Doctor Sheldon Lee Cooper broke into Bill Compton's restricted database. Both men are brought before the Magister and Penny and her nerds show up at the scene. The Magister orders Bill to turn the fivesome. He is a cruel man indeed.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & True Blood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,754 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Sheldon C., Penny, Bill C.
NHEAS reviews
Life isn't always a fairytale. These are the 'not happily ever after series'.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,823 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Princess Diaries 1,27 reviews
The newly wedded Queen learns that Mia lost her earrings. As a result Genovia is in grave danger.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,893 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 4/27 - Clarisse R., Mia T., Joe, Charlotte K. - Complete
Another turn reviews
The Queen struggles with the fact that her Head of Security violated her.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/13 - Complete
Brief encounter reviews
The zombie virus hits humanity and Penny and her friends try to make it to a safe haven. When they run into Sophia they promise her to find her mother.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Penny - Complete
The elevator reviews
A Viscount. A Queen. An anxious Head of Security.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Outside and inside reviews
His regal wife struggles with retirement and Joe speaks supportive words. But what does he really think on the subject?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The musketeers reviews
With the Queen in peril Joe can act the hero he is meant to be. He's got a rival however.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Field day reviews
A gossip magazine states that the Queen secretly got married.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,556 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The thunderstorm
While drinking with some fellow students Rosencrantz and Guildenstern recall a visit to Elsinore when they were seven years old.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,279 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete
Once upon a time in San Francisco reviews
Helen doesn't want her former mother-in-law to enter her house. Mia refuses to visit a grandmother she has never seen before. Joe is amorous in an unexpected way. What is the Queen to do?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,401 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Ties that bond us reviews
Joe is uncertain whether Clarisse and he can have a future together. When attending a family celebration he meets a woman. Set post PD1.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
When strangers meet reviews
A colonel looking for a left-alone fiancée meets a baroness.
Crossover - Sound of Music & Inglourious Basterds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Elsa S., H. Landa - Complete
International waters reviews
The innocent Queen is about to be executed for killing her husband when she is rescued by her friend Lord Andre Sadique. He is a smiling villain, but Her Majesty is unaware of his dark side.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,893 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Clarisse R. - Complete
My homeland reviews
The Von Trapps escaped Austria and baroness Schraeder settles herself in Georg's mansion.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Elsa S. - Complete
That old Black magic reviews
Upon accepting the part of Narcissa Malfoy an actress finds herself in a magical world, without a script. But she has a brain and beauty and she plans to return home. But to get out, she needs to get in deeply... Author's note September 2015: time flies by and it's been too long since the last update, but I will finish this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,620 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Narcissa M.
In a ladylike manner reviews
After she had a musical dream the baroness draws her sword.
Sound of Music - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Elsa S. - Complete
A game on Christmas Eve reviews
Christmas Eve. Games. A Queen and a Head of Security. Who is playing who?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Kidnap reviews
Queen Clarisse is kidnapped.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,950 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Hell's angel part 2 reviews
A Queen and a motor cycle? The combination is not to Joe's liking at all.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Joe, Clarisse R. - Complete
Johnny and Joe reviews
Joe is acting differently, or so Charlotte says. He is acting like a bastard, or so the guards complain. When his bad attitude affects the Queen, Joe is in trouble.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
The weekenders reviews
The Queen is looking forward to spending the weekend with a friend. She tells Joseph that she does not need any guards to come with her: she wants some privacy... Joe is not pleased. Will he give in?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,493 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Hell's angel reviews
Joe had a dream and he remembers it vividly. Needless to say that the Queen appeared in it. But a motor cycle?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Joe - Complete
The Goletsyn move reviews
Set before PD1, a Canadian director feels attracted to a certain Genovian lady. Will he pinch her?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete