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Joined 07-30-06, id: 1103347, Profile Updated: 08-14-12
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Oedipus the King.

shell is my beta. Shell's username is bookworm2011, you should go read her stories, they are good, not just random crap that I write. Or, you could go read the story on Shell and me's joint accont, i dont know the name of the story but the account is shellmare. I mostly read slash (don't generally try to write it, but love to read) for Star Wars, Harry Poter, LotR, PotC, Star Trek, Stargate, Eragon, Sherlock, Merlin, Firefly (my new favorite) and just about anything else (not anime). I will read any slash pairing, no matter how strange. Actually, the stranger the better. Anything that I initially view as disturbing quickly grows on me. The first time I saw a story with Harry/anyone from the older generation, I was disturbed, now my favorite parings are Snarry and Harry/Lucius. I will read anything. Feel free to make suggestions.

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Anima Legata by snowbaby921 reviews
Lucius Malfoy was extremely happy that the war was finally over, his manipulative wife was dead and the mark was fading, however his soul was not complete. SLASH and MPREG. If you do not like do not read Rated M for reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Lost and Found by neemu reviews
What's wrong with Malfoy? Sinister plans are being made and Malfoy is caught in the middle. Can the Trio help? Will he let them? Has MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
New Beginnings by julesmonster reviews
The end of the war has come and gone. Harry lost much to Voldemort's evil, and then he lost more to the type of bigotry he thought they were fighting to end. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows-EWE-and all prior books to be on the safe side. Slash HP/SS MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,670 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
What were We Thinking? by Balinor88 reviews
Oneshot, songfic. Second year. No Ron, just the Twins rescueing Harry. Slash between Twins and Harry. Its just the song, with a little rewording done. Please reveiw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Right Here Waiting For You by LovingPipersBoys reviews
"Will you be sure to tell him about me? About how I was before Azkaban stole my mind? Will you let him know how much I loved him?" Draco/Harry Slash MPreg mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Please, Sir! by julesmonster reviews
Harry finds out something that will change the dynamic between he and the potions master forever. Warnings: Mild BDSM, Slash, Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,368 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 126 - Published: 2/17/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
Dumb Luck by julesmonster reviews
Harry has the best luck sometimes and the worst luck others, and sometimes, as McGonagall put it in SS, it's just plain dumb luck. HP/SS slash. Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,018 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/25/2011 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete
3 Times Murtagh Told Eragon Yes by starbelow reviews
Title Tells All. Eragon/Murtagh Pairing. Slash! *Last Chapter is Post War* Slash!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
Happy ever after by CoolKat Avalon reviews
How will Harry react when he wakes up in pain in the middle of the night at the dursley's. Slash Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun reviews
Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. // SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Drawn by IamSlytherin reviews
Au/OOC Harry is saved by Lucius in the graveyard but why did the spy risk him and his son to save the Golden Boy? Harry will learn he needs the aid of Lucius and Severus if he is ever going to learn the magic needed to win. HP/LM/SS warn child ab. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 43,462 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Countdown by TheWestDriver reviews
He is so thin now that he can disappear into nothingness. MurtaghxEragon. EraMur. Slash.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
The Mating Habits of Gryffindors by malfoysminx reviews
Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,355 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Forget Me Not by Reiko Katsura reviews
Complete. Harry Potter has been married, with children, to Severus Snape for six years. The only problem? Now he can't remember even a second of it. HP/SS. Snarry. NonMpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,259 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Get Off My Cloud by ClockworkScales reviews
Hyde/Eric. Slash. Eric's confused about whether to chose between Donna and Hyde, and Hyde deals with his love for Forman in a way which gets back at him later.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Steven H., Eric F. - Complete
Change is in the Wind um Goblet by EmoButterfly1 reviews
Someone spikes the pumkin juice at the welcoming feast. Maybe this is why you're not suppose to have sex before marriage. Contains slash and mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,379 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So Much For That Perfect Life by Deaths-Black-Rose reviews
Harry left the light to be with Voldemort. But when he thought life couldn't get any better, it sure didn't; it got a worse. Now he just doesn't know what to do. Dark!Harry Manipulative!Dumbles MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
It Must Be Love by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[HPLM] Post Hogwarts. Working in the Ministry Harry leads a double life and keeps an important secret. He’s finally worked up the nerve to tell Lucius his Secret. Lucius has a secret of his own, as Harry happily finds out. No HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Top Ten by allikitty699 reviews
Oliver and Percy realize they have nothing in common. Short fluffy fic. SLASH. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Order of the Perverts: Fifth Movie Dinner Scene by OtherWeasleyTwins reviews
Dinner at the House of Black becomes a little awkward. This is how it really happened. Slash warning. Implied Lupin/Sirius plus a surprise couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Didactic by NemesisFate reviews
Severus must give his daughter *the* Speech. HPSS slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Red Scales by Extraho reviews
The final battle is over and Galbatorix is dead. everyone are enjoying the celebrations, until a furious Red Rider - Murtagh - shows up, and he is angry. Very angry, and it is Eragons fault. M/E, incest mpreg. Very adult, don't read if it's not your thing
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
OMG! He's Wearing a Slytherin Tie ! by Leonette Sarasz reviews
FINALLY BETA'ED! HPDM.MPREG. It's a normal weekend at Hogwarts, until somebody notice Harry's tie.... and all hell break lose..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shades Of Gray by WiseDraco reviews
Draco views the world for what it is but it took some convincing to get him there...Draco POV. Very smutty...but I think it's thoughtful...yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Truth Of Desire by Jack Solo Black reviews
Han tells Luke the truth... HSLS. Don't like, don't read. As simple as that! lol.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Eric's Adventures by IzzBot reviews
Buddy tells Eric that one of his friends is gay and Eric wants to find out who. Wrng: SLASH, bunch of 3 AM silliness.
That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Eric F. - Complete
Troubles on the way to Paradise by Cartoon Shakespeare reviews
Harry is abused by his uncle and tries to hide it from the school. Will he be successful or will his plan fall through? Yaoi and Mpreg!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,716 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Parasite by Muthru reviews
It was dark, cold, disgusting, hopeless, sorrow, there. Angst, noncon, mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Jealousy by Elpin reviews
Remus is jealous. Being drunk doesn't help matters. Add a game of I never, and the others learn new things about Mr. Lupin. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Unexpected Love by psychoemokid reviews
Harry and Draco are in a secret relationship thats based only on sex. Harry gets tired of it and wants a real relationship. Can Draco give him that? dmhp mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Helping Hand by Cartoon Shakespeare reviews
Severus and Draco find Harry in the astronomy tower. He seems to be in great pain! What could be the problem. Rated M for Mpreg birth scene
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Family by Lunadeath reviews
Harry got what he always wanted with Draco: a family. But was one kid enough? What about three? This is Slash and MPREG not the graphic kind, though
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who's The Daddy by Duochanfan reviews
Harry is together with Fred and George. He becomes pregnant but who is the dad? SLASH and MPREG, don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - [Harry P., George W., Fred W.] - Complete
A Magical Moment by LabRats89 reviews
Complete! Slash HD. Very acute mention of MPREG mostly a cute, little fluffy fic on Harry and Draco becoming parents. Hope you enjoy! Happy New Year! Stacey
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lick the Monkey by Demus reviews
Ford and Zaphod are bored. Ford and Zaphod play Lick the Monkey. Humiliation and slash ensues. Hetonly people look away.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
The Hitchhikers Guide to Slash by The Fire-breathing-ferret reviews
This is the entry on the slash of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Contains slash refrences obviously. FordArthur.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2005
I Never by ShadeDancer reviews
Albus decides to introduce a muggle drinking game to a group of Hogwarts staff and two students. When will he ever learn? Slash theme present. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Me? by Artemis-Potter-Snape reviews
COMPLETE Harry is depressed, MPreg mentioned, Slash also mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Steam by funfan41 reviews
Slash, one shot, written for a swap clothing challenge. Han and Luke in a hot, damp, steamy bathroom. Warning: silly.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Luke S., Han S. - Complete
Return by Remmie Lupin-Black reviews
AU. Luke's been keeping a secret from everyone but will this secret spell doom for the Rebellion or bring back one that had strayed from the path years ago? Slash MPREG
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Luke S. - Complete
One of Those by clan of the toilet plungers reviews
What might have happened when Sam found Frodo in the tower. Romance is a mild word for it. FrodoSam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2004
Bright Ideas by alyseci5 reviews
[Slash McShep] Most days he can trade the man snark for snark without breaking a sweat, and he has to admit that there's a twisted kind of fun in it.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Pregnant and Bonded! by Duochanfan reviews
Harry collapses suddenly in Potions. Taken to the Hospital Wing he is found to be pregnant. Who is the father? Single pregnant males are not aloud to be alone, what kind of trouble follows Harry this time. Slash and Mpreg, don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/16/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by She-who-must-not-be-named666 reviews
Fred get's Dared at the end of the year party, but the dare isn't at all what he excpected... Twincest!WARNINGS: Incest, Slash, Fred x George
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2004 - George W.
A Press Conference by Taith Ant reviews
Legolas gives a press conference on 'that' subject, but is it successful? R rating for implied slash. Please R and R, I dont think it's THAT twisted! Just what pubs do to you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
That Potter Slash by Minerva McTabby reviews
Green Eggs and Ham parody. 'Nuff said. Slash Warning should be redundant, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/3/2002 - Complete
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Oedipus: The MPREG Edition reviews
A slash/mpreg version of the play Oedipus.
Oedipus the King - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
A Rather Nice Color reviews
Sirius and James are bored and decide to try out a spell they just found. All the Gryffindors know not to trust James or Sirius when they are bored, but they just can't get out of it. What happens to them at the hands of bored Maruaders? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Journal Entry by Sirius wHelp from the Llamas reviews
Sirius has llamas in his head and random fun ensues. Llamas,plungers,and all things random can be found by cliking the button to read my story! Warning: Those who do not like llamas should not read this story. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
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