Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Host, and Bones.
Hi. Here's a little about me:
Hair: dark brown
Religion: Roman Catholic
Books: Harry Potter, The Host, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson, and too many other to list. xD
World Trade Center, Juno, Sixteen Candles, Back to the Future 1, 2, and 3, Harry Potter (all of them), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fever Pitch, 13 Going on 30, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Spiderman, Superman Returns, Bend It Like Beckham, Vantage Point, I Am Legend, Iron Man, You Don't Mess With the Zohan, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, John Tucker Must Die, Man of the Year, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Ocean's Thirteen, Night at the Museum, Unaccompanied Minors, Finding Nemo, Lilo and Stitch, Agent Cody Banks, Agent Cody Banks 2, The Day After Tomorrow, The Mummy, Dudley Do-Right, Take the Lead, Wall-E (so amazingly cute!), Hancock, The Nanny Diaries, 27 Dresses, School of Rock, Holes, Eagle Eye, The Breakfast Club, Casino Royale, The Happening
Grey's Anatomy, 24, Jeopardy, Bones, Glee, Modern Family, 30 Rock
"If any boy ever wants to win me over, all he has to do is buy me a Nerd Rope, and I'm his!" -me
"I used to camp outside the laundry room at night with a plastic sword because I was convinced that evil sock companies stole socks back." -Sam
"My tumb is nongue!" -Annemarie
"We have a lot in common on that front. We both attract psychos and emo kids." -Will
"Me: He took my chastity ring from me!
Sam: LMAO! HE STOLE YOUR CHASTITY!"
"Annemarie: Who are you blaming it on?
Teya: I don't know... Mary... or Clay!
Annemarie: Oh, right, because of KK's huge crush on him.
Me: I have a crush on Clay Aiken? Since when??"
"Annemarie: LOL gay does not mean you're a hermafrodite.
Does that have a 'ph' in it?
"Teya, lock her up until the scary obsession dreams go away." -Annemarie
"Ching chong ching! I am the China man!" -Will
"HEEEE'SSS RRRREEEAAALLL!!" -Marcella, repeated line
"Ello demon child." -Will
"Damn the commas to bloody hell." -Will
"I think a Clara is a total retard who should be put in the town square and shot. But that's just the plural version." -Joe
"Too hot to handle! THTH!" -Josh
"Hey, how would you like to be forcibly ordained?" -Jessica and me
"No! Celibacy, bad, celibacy, bad!" -John
"So Pete and Matt both become priests. Pete becomes laicized and moved to Vegas to run a casino and prostitution ring while Matt goes on to become Pope." -my religion teacher
"Me: Choo chee!
Josh: Hey! It's Guatemala to you!"
"(at a restaurant)
Greg: Let's make a toast to our friendship.
(all of us toast and take a sip)
(Will makes a face; his Coke has salt in it)
Will: Ugh, I should've known something was wrong when you made that stupid toast.
Greg: I know. To our friendship? Why would I toast to something stupid like that?"
"I don't know. The archbishop can be sneaky. So if you're around him and he looks mischievous, I'd be careful, Pete and Matt." -my religion teacher
"Justin: I pick the pink power ranger!
Ms. Pierce: Yeah, I think a lot of people expected you to pick that, Justin."
"Now I am the bulldozer and you are the angry protestor." -Josh
"Don't worry, I have a lamp." -Jessica
"I could have an entire civilization on the tip of my fum." -Lee
"You cracked up like an egg!" -me
"Please tell me they're not doing the McNasty in there!" -Teya
Sam: ...did you just call me a killer whale?
Me: I meant the killer part!
Sarah: I love you."
"Annemarie: I love you.
Me: Sorry, I don't roll that way.
Annemarie: Well, I don't know. We did sleep in the same bed last night."
"Do you feel left out among the people inside your head?" -Lee
"Do you dream of naked trees wearing pink scarves?" -Lee
"Me: The name Marla makes me think of a fat woman.
Jessica: In a bikini.
Ian: Marla's a boy.
Jessica and me: WHAT?"
"Me: Look, Dad! A cat!
Dad: That's a newspaper.
"Me: Why are you so hyper?
Josh: I had cheese today.
Me: You get hyper off of cheese?"
"I feel like a hobo." -Jessica
"Does that say 'choking a hobo'?" -Annemarie
"When I write my will, I'm going to keep it in my underwear." -Jonathan
"Male model!" Megan, repeated line.
"Your birthday's in three days... no, four... no, two!" -Teya
"I'm going out with your brother... I mean, I'm going outside with your brother!" -me
"The baby girl with the flaxen hair..." -Sam
"I have grass up my nose!" -me
"You got EGG in my SHOE!" -me
"Go back to Russia, you stupid clam fisherman!" -me, repeated line.
"Go back to Novgrod!" -me, repeated line.
"I attacked the keyboard with my face." -Will
"Will: Russia has no clams!
Me: It does too! Clams have the right to live wherever they want!"
"I CHOMP YOU!" -Sarah
"Me: What does forsooth even mean?
Will: Oh, it's one more than three sooth and one less than five sooth."
"It won't let me type in 'Hey, Jude'. It keeps changing 'Jude' to 'nude'!" -Alex G.
"The door opened for me because I'm beautiful." -Alex D.
"Uh-MAZ-ing." -Phuong, repeated line.
"Yeah, I had to get an ultrasound. And I was all like, 'What the heck am I doing here? This is for pregnant women!'" -me
"So, the ultrasound tech took forever to find my left ovary. And, of course, I was thinking, 'Oh my God. What if I don't have a left ovary? What if I'm some sort of mutated freak!'" -me
"Don't die, rubber ducky!" -Danny
"My brother said it freaks the attendants out if you pretend to be dead when the ride is over." -Brittany
"How can you be that ugly and not know that Steven Tyler's your father?" -my uncle
"Thanks for lying to me." -Josh
"Oh my gosh! This is insect porn!" -me
"I was on a sightseeing cruise once, and we saw another boat full of naked people." -Alex R.
"Annemarie: You're going to marry Gino Finn!
Me: Gino Finn's becoming a priest, you idiot!"
"Did you hear about that baseball player with the testicular fracture?" -my dad
"We'll work together, for once. We can be the Rankees. Or the Yed Sox." -Josh
"Is it hard to wear a skirt?" -Matt
"The kids at Math Counts were much nerdier this year! They brought sprays to clean their binders with!" -Josh
"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS!" -my religion teacher
"(on a huge roller coaster)
Jessica: Look, look, how high we are! I can see the highway from here! Look at all the little people!
Me: I'm going to kill you, Jessica. I'm going to strangle you, feed you to pirahna, bury you, then dig you up and kill you again!"
"What am I doing here? Why do I do this to myself? What kind of dangerous situations do I put myself in?" -Beverly, on another roller coaster
"(on the same huge roller coaster)
Clara: Don't tell me when we're going to drop. (she has her eyes closed)
Ian: Clara... we're going to drop now.
Clara: NO, IAN, DON'T TELL ME THAT!"
"(waiting in line for the huge coaster)
Me: I'm starting to get a little freaked out.
Ian: Don't worry. It's only a 161 foot drop at an 86 degree angle. You'll be fine."
"Crazy incest dance!" -my English teacher
"Clara: You and Haldo are like bugs and a fish.
Clara: I meant that in a good way."
"You know, both you and my next patient are de-bands, and you guys picked the same retainers! It's almost like you guys were meant to be! He could be your love interest!" -my orthodontist
"Now that's good stuff." -random guy
"It's like Facebook or MySpace for emo people!" -me
"It looks like a grocery bag threw up." -me
"Me: I'm fifteen years old, I don't want a stupid balloon animal!
Balloon Animal Guy: Hi, would you like a balloon animal?
"It's karaoke night." -Teya's mom
"It took a lot of my self-control not to wrench it from her hands and punch her in the face. Somehow, I don't think that'd go over well in a court of law." -me, talking about the dentist
"He stopped walking around long enough to get leid." -me (I was trying to turn the word "lei" into a verb; if you don't get it, read it out loud and see what it sounds like)
"Look! The priest got leid!"-me
"Hi, I'll have a slice of cheese pizza and a ninth circle of hell, please." -my AP Euro teacher
"Yeah, my friend and I were pretty deep into the dork woods." -my AP Euro teacher
"So your worst nightmare would be Rodrigo in a comma costume holding radishes and telling you he was a Turk?" -me
"Toob!" -Joe, Greg, and me
"Joe, you dropped the pirate toob!" -me
"My parents have a shower to go to." -me
"I thought about killing the sexiest person alive, but then I realized that suicide was wrong." -Josh
"I thought about taking over the world, but then I saw something shiny." -Josh
"Joe and I mutilated a chicken on Friday night." -me
"I got a citation for lighting my pencil on fire during science class." -Justin
"The song 'Bleeding Love' makes me think of an emo person cutting himself," -me
"Oh, is that what this is? Careful, because no matter how high you stick you nose up in the air, I'll still be able to see it." -Justin
"I bet you everyone else in this room is talking about how we're all standing around awkwardly too." -Justin
"Justin: The neighbors called the police to see why a dead cat was...
Me: Lying on the floor dead?"
"If life were easy, it'd be a slut." -Annemarie
"In college, all the boys just want to rape people." -Jessica
"She told me pecifically..." -Jessica (she was trying to say "specifically")
"Joe... Nas! Brothers! Music! And NOT Justin Timberlake." -Will (a genius save)
"You sound like Togapi!" -Joe