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Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, Host, and Bones.

Stereotypic twenty-something with her life put together not at all.

She, her, hers

Unapologetic feminist.

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Definition: Life by Warui-Usagi reviews
After a seemingly permanent seperation from Ian, Wanda is all the more overwhelmed by her emotions and their control over her body. Now, trapped under the constant scrutiny of Comforters and Seekers, she tries hard to hide her secrets…with no real sucess.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Unexpected Places by emptyonideas reviews
I never planned on anyone actually looking for me. I never planned on anyone finding out my secret. And I certainly never planned on meeting Griffin. Based on the movie JUMPER.
Jumper - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,294 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Griffin - Complete
Let Me Fall by MourningBlade reviews
What happens when fate is tempted? What if Lily fell in love with someone else? James struggles to prove he loves Lily above all else. But will she ever see it? A version of Sense and Sensibility.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,485 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Face Down by Greekchic reviews
Modern P&P. Will Darcy's dare was clear. Within 6 months, he needed to charm, date, and break up with Lizzy Bennet. What wasn't part of the dare, however, was falling in love with her. COMPLETE.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,761 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
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American Honey
Post DH. Does not comply with epilogue. Hermione's American cousin, who is having a rough time, comes to stay with the Trio in London. Set three years after the Final Battle. R/OC, H/Hr Rated for language and some sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,223 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Sentimentality reviews
Companion of Two Is Better Than One and Inevitable. Sandy's memories from her seven years at Hogwarts with the three people she cares about most. Told in first person. Rated T for some use of language. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011
Domesticity reviews
AU. Ron/OC. As Ron and Sandy try to settle into married life, Sandy can't help but feel like there's something crucial missing. Surprises and some good ol' fashioned drama ensure that their life together is never quiet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - OC, Ron W.
Inevitable reviews
Two Is Better Than One from Ron's point of view. His view of his developing relationship with Sandy Potter. Very, very Ron-centric. AU. R/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - OC, Ron W. - Complete
Aftermath reviews
Sequel to Two Is Better Than One. Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Sandy return to Hogwarts to complete their schooling. Harry and Sandy are dealing with the emotional scars of the war, both in different ways. AU, non-canon pairings. H/Hr, R/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Ron W., OC - Complete
Two Is Better Than One reviews
AU. The story of the Potter twins and their years at Hogwarts and their battle against the Dark Lord. Told in broken up flashbacks. Non-canon pairings. R/OC, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ron W., OC - Complete
The Loonies In The Bin reviews
Set after The Bone That Blew. When Zack meets Alexandra in the loony bin, she changes his view of the world entirely. Zack has never been one to ignore logic or to understand emotions, much less love. But Alex changes everything. ZackxOC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Zach A.
The Sister in the Lab reviews
AU. Booth's sister and her two best friends come to stay with him for the summer. How will her presence influence Booth and Bones' relationship? And how are the three teenagers connected to a murder case? BB
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,626 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Resistance reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. About a year after "The Host" ends, Mel, Jared, Ian, and Wanda are on the home stretch of a long raid, when Wanda finds two rogue humans. They rescue them and bring them back to the community. WandaxIan, OCxOC
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,990 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008
Fidelity reviews
Song-fic one-shot. IanxWanda. Wanda reflects on her previous beliefs about love and her relationship with Ian. Drabble. Song "Fidelity" by Regina Spektor.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
All Over You reviews
Song-fic one-shot. IanxWanda. Ian wonders what Wanderer sees in Jared. Angsty drabble. "All Over You" is by The Spill Canvas.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Hanging By A Moment reviews
Song-fic one-shot. Ian reflects on his love for Wanderer. Rated for one word. IanxWanda drabble. Set after Ian first kisses Wanda but before Jamie's infection.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
That Summer reviews
Modern P&P. The arrival of a new family in the neighborhood breaks the monotony of summer for Jane and Elizabeth Bennet. But how much of a change will the arrival of Charley Bingley and Will Darcy have on the neighborhood, on the Bennets in particular?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,629 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
You May Be Right reviews
LJ one-shot. Song fic. After graduating from Hogwarts, James crashes Lily's party. Throw in a drunk James and a lonely Lily, and you get the start of a beautiful relationship. Rated to be safe for alcohol reference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/12/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Reactions reviews
The Host" by Stephenie Meyer. Wanderer misses Ian while he's gone on a raid. When he returns, she welcomes him warmly and he revels in his new ability to make her react to him physically. Fluff. One-shot.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Changing Tides reviews
AU, slightly OOC. Two American girls transfer to Hogwarts during their seventh year, and one of them catches Malfoy's eye. What kind of drama will they cause? A collaboration between a friend and me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., OC
A Certain Level of Maturity reviews
Sequel to "Real Girls Play Softball." During their senior year, Jane makes a life-changing decision, Charley faces depression, and Will and Elizabeth are unexpectedly thrown into adulthood. But are they mature enough to handle it?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Real Girls Play Softball reviews
A modern version of "Pride and Prejudice." Will Darcy and Charley Bingley transfer to Washington Preparatory School, where they meet best friends Jane Benson and Elizabeth Bennet. Love and drama ensue. What awaits the four of them during the school year?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Just Horsing Around reviews
Sirius/Starr. Takes place during Starr's sixth year. Companion to "Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses" and "Of Destiny and Fights to the Finish." Sirius has a bad dream. Starr comforts him. Snogging, hilarity, sexual tension, and snogging follow. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
HeroHeroine reviews
A RHr fic, which is rare for me. Song fic based on HeroHeroine by Boys Like Girls. Enjoy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Hook, Line, and Sinker reviews
LJ. Sirius Black analyzes two encounters between Lily and James. Using his expert knowledge of the art of flirting, he analyzes what went wrong. Twoshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Stolen Thunder reviews
Oneshot. Song fic. Related to Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses and Of Destiny and Fights to the Finish. Alone in Grimmauld Place, Sirius contemplated the loss of Starr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight reviews
LJ. 1977. New Year's Eve. Lily is having a crappy time and not enjoying the party in the Hog's Head that Hogwarts students are forbidden to attend. Can James help her enjoy the last night of the year? Rated for slight language. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What Hurts the Most reviews
Set in Severus's seventh year. Lily and James get engaged. Snape reflects bitterly over the loss of his love. Please R & R! Rated for language, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Destiny and Fights to the Finish reviews
Sequel to Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses. Sirius, Starr, Lily, and James now balance fighting against Voldemort as Aurors and their growing relationships. Sirius and Starr are engaged, but with the war, who will live and who will die? SBOC and JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,354 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Of Sisters and Midnight Kisses reviews
Lily and James are the best of friends, so she decides to spend the summer before their seventh year at his house along with Remus, Sirius, and James' younger sister, Starr. To what lengths will Starr go to get Lily and James together? SBOC and some JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,433 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Moving On reviews
Sequel to Dangerous Waters. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Albus and Verity's wedding. Lots of fluff, more so than the first two, but there will be some angst, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,949 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Waters reviews
DH spoiler alert! Sequel to Blood Legacy. After Albus, Verity, Dennis, and Rose graduate from Hogwarts, they join James for a world wide cruise that will last the whole summer. What dangers will befall them at sea?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,991 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Made for You reviews
JPLE. Set in their seventh year. James has changed for the better and Lily takes notice, falling head over heels in love with him. When she has constant nightmares about Snape, will she find comfort in him? Oneshot unless I change my mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blood Legacy reviews
DH spoiler alert! The legacy continues in Albus Potter as he attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Prophecies are made and battles are fought. The war seems to have died with Voldemort, but the war and the legacy are both very much alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 43,888 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Complete
Growing Up Potty reviews
The daughter of Harry Potter and the son of Draco Malfoy fight and fight. But will their feelings change as they approach their seventh year? And how long will this fling last?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Complete
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