Author has written 6 stories for CSI: New York, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Fable.
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Some words of advice:
Don't eat the red sugar.
Just because it says Parsley on one container, and Rosemary/Garlic on another, doesn't mean that's what's inside.
Think twice before adding extra spices to Raman noodles.
Hair clips make great pterodactyls.
They also help in the developement of new dinosoar names such as Ptateratacus. Always pronounce the P (also pronounced with a d instead of a t)
At 3:am, anything can happen.
If you're going to try and prevent someone from running away, the only way to do this is if you're naked, and threatening them with a chainsaw. Also, always remember to wear your shoes!
Never, and I repeat NEVER drink really bad instant coffee while watching American Psycho! I don't care if it's 2 maybe 3 in the morning. It's just not a good idea!