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Favorite movies: Blackhawk down, Taken,

Favorite TV channel/shows: Future weapons (destruction is fun) ,military channel, G4TV,Xplay, cinemetech, and Spongebob (I dont know either dont ask)

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NARHWALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION...

Complete:

The Academy: Training Week.

In-Progress:

The Academy: Freshmen Year

STORIES TO COME.

MANY MANY MANY

Favorite cadences:

When I go to heaven

When I go to heaven
St. Peter he will say
How did you earn your living?
How did you earn your pay?
My reply was with a little bit of thunder
I earned my living killing down under

When I go to bars
the girls they will say
How did you earn your living?
How did you earn your pay?
My reply was with a cool kinda nod
I earned my living killing commies for my god

When I go home
The hippies are gonna say
how did you earn your living?
How did you earn your pay?
My reply was to pull out my knife
Get out of my way before I take your life

Marine Corps Cadence (Jesse James)

Jesse James said before he died
There's five things that he wanted to ride
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile
An M-1 tank and a ferris wheel

Jesse James said in his final will
He had five things that he wanted to kill
A lion, a tiger, a kangaroo
A long haired hippie, and instructor too
And ifen he could kill just one
He'd kill the instructor, let the hippie run

First Formation

First formation it was pouring rain,
1 SG said it was time for pain.
Then he said extend to the right,
All you sick calls get out of my sight.

Spent last night out drinkin' gin,
Knew for sure I'd see it again.

Pushup, situps, run in place,
1 SG was setting a helluva pace.

High jumper, lunger, and body twist,
So many others too numerous to list.

By the time we assembled to the right,
I was praying with all my might.

1 SG spotted me in my daze,
Said where've you been the last couple of days?
Told him I spent them with my girl,
Oh, how she makes my head swirl.

1 SG said that's well and fine,
But today, hero, your ass is mine.

How many times do I have to say,
If you play the game you got to pay.

Anytime Cadene

C-130 rolling down the strip
64 troopers gonna take a little trip
Mission top secret, destination unknown
And they don't give a damn if they ever come home

Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If that main don't open wide
I've got a reserve by my side

And if that one should fail me too
Here is all that I should do
Roll over get up and run off the DZ
Cause never in HELL will ya' bury me

JohnnyMamma told Johnny not to go downtown,
Heard the Marine recruiter was hangin around.

Johnny went downtown anyways,
wanted to hear what recruiter had to say.

Recruiter asked Johnny what he wanted to be,
Johnny said, "I am wanna be infantry".

Johnny caught a plane to Vietnam,
there he fought the Viet-Cong.

Many he killed by knife and blade,
God only knows how many lives he saved.

Well Johnny was bold and Johnny was brave,
Johnny jumped on a hand grenade.

Saved the lives of the men he lead,
but before he died, this is what he said.

"Mamma O mamma please dont you cry,
The Marine Corps motto is Semper Fi!"

Airforce Cadence

Irene's her name
She's one of the best.
So every night
I give her the test.

She looks so pretty.
So sleek, so slim.
The moon is bright
the lights are dim.

I've seen her stripped.
I've seen her bare,
I've felt her over everywhere.
I handled her just as gentle as I could.

And when I got in her
I knew she was good.
I rolled her over on her side
Then on her back I also tried.

She's just one big thrill
the best in the land.
She's an F-16
in the Air Combat Command.

Army Cadence

When those ships start steaming,
And the radar starts beaming,
When those missiles start flying,
And the jets start striking,

Chorus:
We will teach you how to fight.
We will show you all our might.
You can run, but you can’t hide.
We will show you how to fight.

When those troops start loading,
And the planes start flying,
When those troops start jumping,
And the tanks start rolling,

(Chorus)

When those jets start stroffing,
And the bombers start bombing,
When those troops start landing,
And the Bradleys start rolling,

(Chorus)

We will teach you how to fight.
We will show you all our might.
You can run, but you can’t hide.
We will show you how to fight.

Now, a little about me...

Name: ummm top profile moron

Location: Hell, I get a discount on those crispy things

Nationality: Cadian Gate

Stories: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...I dont know

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

MY QUOTES.

When in doubt empty the magizine.-old proverb

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!! na. BEER FOR THE BEER GOD!!- me and my friend

Beware the wrath of the corn bezerkers!- quote under a picture of CORN

Kill the zombies by shooting them in the head!

We took the Eagle from the airforce, the rop from the Army, the anchor from the Navy, and on the seventh day when God rested we overran his preimeter and stole the Globe, and we have been running the show ever since - USMC

Well that was unexpected - The last words of the chaos Warmaster Marok "The undefeatable"

you just got schooled

No1 H@X 0n Meh Serva!!

No no not soljua boy. KOSHER Boi

I haz R3coNz!! lololololoLololOL

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Resident Evil: Stay Alive by XxEnigmaxX reviews
Stuck in the Resident Evil games (0, 1, 2, 3,CodeVeronica X, 4, 5), my brother Rick and I must fight to survive until the very end. Meanwhile we meet all the heroes and villains we all love so much. No Romance between OCs., purely Humor, rated T/M for swearing. Ch. 86 up. COMPLETE.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 226,992 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Chris R., Jill V., Billy C., HUNK - Complete
Tears of Blood by MassacreKitten reviews
She lost everything that she cared for...and she left behind those that cared for her. After moving to a new town and making new friends, she must now fight to stay alive. A sick twisted fate awaits her as she falls in love with one that could kill her...
30 Days of Night - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 5/7/2009
False Flag by Canvas Sky reviews
Operatives working in the B.O.W. field have been disappearing overseas. Leon's latest mission is to locate one MIA agent in particular: Ada Wong. Leon/Ada, Post RE4/RE5.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,340 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Leon S. K., Ada W.
A Cat Named Wesker by the crazy hobos of doom reviews
When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - A. Wesker
Meet Your CoWorkers by TheUnknowingKing reviews
The new point man to the F.E.A.R. team is precise, deadly and lethal. He also doesn't know how to use a toliet. See how the other members of F.E.A.R. valiantly attempt to teach him normal human behavior.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Showstopper by CinnyMon reviews
There's been a murder in the police station, and Chris is the murder's next target. But not if Wesker has any say in it... Wesker x Chris, yaoi, abuse, Character Death.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Chris R., A. Wesker
28 Hours Later by thunderbellyemm reviews
Sure you know what happened 28 days later, but what happened in between? Join Bryce and Charlie while they share their journey from day 1-28 as they uncover unanswered questions and occurrences from the first movie in their struggle to survive. FINISHED
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,410 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Don't Do Me Like That by RevolutionZwei reviews
Eight months after the incident in Spain, Leon is drowning his sorrows in a local bar. Little does he know that he will soon be sent on a mission that will make him question everything that he believes in. Leon/Ada
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,765 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Leon S. K., Ada W. - Complete
Diary of a Space Marine by Thefallenheart reviews
More randomness from the person with a realy warped brain. Ever wondered what a Noncodex chapter gets upto when not trying to kill Traitors and Monsters? well wonder no more!
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,013 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007
Secret by Shadow Mimzy reviews
The virus breaks out in District One and Raven teams up with Andy, Tammy, Doyle, and Scarlett to survive. But none of them know the secret that Raven carries...
28 Weeks Later - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007
28 Weeks Later Alternate Ending by thunderbellyemm reviews
An alternate ending of the hit movie, 28 Weeks Later. What would have happened if Doyle and Scarlett didn't die? Do I sence... romance? * Check out my 28 Hours Later story! New story, new characters, new thrills and a whole new danger! From day one! * XD
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Redempshun: An Orks' Story by The Joe and Gromit Show reviews
Nine Armies fight for one planet, and two orks are left with the responsibility to gather the boys together to free their homeland. But can they sober up to do it? By Joe & Gromit. Please R & R.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Survivor by xCullenxCrazyx reviews
First 28 days of Rage Virus, told from a teenagers viewpoint...Starts on day five...Rated for language
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008
Dark City by Maugan Ra reviews
Commaragh, the dark city, Home of the Dark Eldar, is generally agreed to be a living hell. One brave guardsman is about to find out just how true the stories are when he tries to fight against a dark eldar raid and ends up their prisoner.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Surface My Emotions by KhasKlwn reviews
Ada Wong has problems choosing sides. Takes place after RE4 WARNING: Spoilers. Will she choose to sacrifice everything to help Leon or Hurt the one she cares about to gain power. 1st Story. Finished! If you haven't guessed... LeonXAda
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,953 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 2/3/2005
Wesker's Bad Days by super dark link reviews
Wesker's having very VERY bad days
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006
The Academy: Training Week reviews
The Black Operations Agency just doesen't let anyone into their ranks. Most come from government agencies but a few graduate from one of many Academies. This story follows the daughter of Leon and Ada and a swathe of other characters in their first week.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,724 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Leon S. K., Ada W. - Complete
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