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Joined 07-31-06, id: 1103843, Profile Updated: 01-30-23
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and His Dark Materials.

Ex-Harmony shipper, occassional writer. WIPs may or may not be completed. New matetial is extremely unlikely. If you enjoy my stories, tell your friends. If you don't, stay quiet and read something else because I literally couldn't care less to hear about it. I write fanfics as a frivalous hobby, and amateur critics are just as worthless.

If I've entertained a few of you a bit, its been a worthwhile use of my time.

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The Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter by Invieri reviews
In a world larger and more complicated than anyone could expect, how will Harry Potter navigate and survive when raised by House Black – an Ancient and Noble family with a long and bloody history? Surrounded by powerful new players watch House Potter rise from the ashes of defeat and reclaim their place in the annals of history, by any means necessary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 647,299 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 4,667 - Updated: 6/8/2022 - Published: 5/29/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Voldemort
There's a Burning Building by ConRom1210 reviews
A silly game with what should have been an easy question causes some drama between friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/4/2022 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stag and Otter by tyrannicpuppy reviews
Collection of Drabbles about Harmony of varying length, genres and eras. Chapter summaries will detail the particulars of each one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/6/2021 - Published: 1/14/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Nightmare War by BipolarMario reviews
"Behold the yew wand. The wizard who wields it is Death ... and Hell follows with him". Only Harry and Hermione, and the elusive Power He Knows Not, stand in the way of Voldemort and total victory against the heart of Magic itself. Post HBP AU [Dark themes]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 138,298 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/13/2021 - Published: 6/30/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Little Things by PkScholar reviews
Summary: Harry's always been oblivious to the female species, especially when it comes to the feelings of a certain best friend of his. But in 5th year, a series of little things between Harry and Hermione turns into something more. One-shot, fluff, H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/3/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Boy-Who-Lived - Is Over There by tyrannicpuppy reviews
Harry James Potter is not the Boy-Who-Lived, but he does go to school with him. A little off if you ask Harry, that Neville Longbottom, always running around getting into trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,156 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 5/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Flowers for Hermione by PkScholar reviews
After the war, the Trio has returned to Hogwarts. Harry has been dating Hermione for a few months, and has been madly in love with her for a lot longer. Problem is, they've been friends for so long that he doesn't know what more to do to show her he loves her. Would a girl like Hermione Granger really go for flowers? Pure fluff, with some humor. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,825 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 5/10/2020 - Published: 3/17/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
REPOST-Vox Corporis : Original Author-MissAnnThropic NOT MY STORY by StorytellerNew reviews
I DO NOT OWN THIS STORY. This story was removed due to some reasons and its one of my favourite stories. So i thought i should share with everyone. One chapter a day Reposted. Summary-Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become Animagi. H/HR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 336,519 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 9/10/2019 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Like an Erumpent in a Graveyard by tyrannicpuppy reviews
We've all had a gut feeling that something was very wrong, but Harry Potter has been through so much more that he has a higher threshold for weird feelings. Meaning when he gets one, he tends to listen to it. So, what happens when he gets this feeling before grabbing the Triwizard Cup and instead accidentally knocks it into one of the many dangerous beasts in the maze with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 440 - Published: 7/31/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Amelia B., Amos D. - Complete
Never Too Late by EnchantedPixie495 reviews
How many times does she need seeing him with another girl for her heart to understand it will not work out? Too many times, she must say. Song fic in response to Harmony and Co.'s Lyrical Llama Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Kissing Lessons for the Beginner by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Harry needs to learn how to kiss. Who do you think might be kind enough to help him? In chapter seven, Harry finally begins to understand his confusing, female best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Hogwarts Lonely Hearts Club reviews
The Triwizard Tournament sparks a surge of international magical co-operation, so when an inter-house Hogwarts penpal scheme is introduced during the Tournament, Harry Potter feels compelled to sign up. What he doesn't expect is that he and his penpal will be the only ones who know just who it is that they are telling their secrets to. Features Ravenclaw!Harry x Gryffindor!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,905 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 8/24/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Fay D. - Complete
The Lost Horcrux reviews
Harry Potter is thought dead, killed at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione suffers the horrors of a forced marriage, to a Ron seduced by the lure of power. Trapped in this dystopian nightmare, Hermione's last fading hope is to somehow ask Harry to rescue her on his Deathday. Finally, after 5 years away, a hideously scarred - but beautifully alive - Harry returns to grant her wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 63 - Words: 435,399 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 3/14/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., OC
A Paradox in Time reviews
Which came first - the past or the future? For Dumbledore, Sirius and the Potters in the 1980's, the answer isn't so clear. When a powerful Time Witch, on a mission to thwart a plot to destroy her past, enlists their help to preserve her future, a race begins to save not only the Potters and Sirius, but also the Harmonious life the Time Witch will build with the infant Potter's son
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,505 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/22/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Molly W.
Mouldy Shorts reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots so old they have mould on them. Featuring tent love, elf hat knitting, Shell Cottage healing, the attic room at Grimmauld Place and other bits of random crap.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/13
An Opus Alchymicum Vol 1: The Experimental Theologian's Apprentice reviews
Hermione Granger lives content with her animal dæmon in the Oxford of another world, and Harry Potter is kept hidden by his parents in a subterranean Muggle city. But both of these worlds are shattered by a symbol-reader and a mysterious red stone, sending Harry and Hermione on journeys to witches, armoured bears and three-headed dogs, and towards a partnership that crosses worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/2/2022 - Published: 7/14/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Pantalaimon/Pan - Complete
The Mandela Effect reviews
It is said that when two universes collide, they can leave bruises on the other. The same can be said about a simple kiss. Caught under Christmas mistletoe, Harry and Hermione come away with the bruises of another life. The journey to heal will open up twenty years of old wounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,232 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/30/2022 - Published: 9/17/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., James S. P.
Harmony At Home reviews
A collection of light, short stories following Harry and Hermione Potter and their family life at home with their two young daughters, baby son and their Kneazle kitten called Mimi. Celebrate Christmas and birthdays, welcome Grandma Granger and learn about where babies come from with your favourite non-canon compliant ship. No bashing, no deep plot, no endings. Just wholesome fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/14/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
An Opus Alchymicum Vol 4: The Dæmon's Crucible
Third Year dawns, and as Voldemort and his Magisterium move to take total control of Dust, Dæmons and Magic, a mass-murderer from Neville's past is sent to kill Lyra. As dangers rise at Hogwarts, a great flood separates James and Lily from Harry's sister. Harry and Hermione must race to rescue her, but the Dark Materials following them are never far behind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,775 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sally-Anne P., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. - Complete
An Opus Alchymicum Vol 3: The Book of Dust
When new DADA teacher Gilderoy Lockhart starts a sinister dream-diary project, it sparks terrifying attacks against the students. With Hermione under suspicion, and Voldemort pulling the strings from afar, Harry embarks on a dangerous quest to awaken his hidden dæmon and save her life, before his best friend loses her mind and soul to the power of the Dark Lord and his Magisterium
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,923 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/27/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Pantalaimon/Pan - Complete
An Opus Alchymicum Vol 2: The Witch-Consul's Riddle
Harry and Hermione arrive at Hogwarts and unite to uncover the plot focused on the magical school. The Potters now work for the Ministry, an exonerated Sirius joins with Lyra and Mal to chase Dark Forces in the wider world, but the power of the Magisterium runs deeper than they know. Dust, Destiny, and the power of Harmony all clash in a battle to solve 'The Witch-Consul's Riddle'
Crossover - Harry Potter & His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,672 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2022 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Pantalaimon/Pan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Alchemist's Cell reviews
An emotionally damaged Harry spends the Summer after his fifth year healing with Hermione, and their relationship blossoms against the sinister backdrop schemes of two Dark Lords. One seeks to fuse his fractured soul, the other to atone for the crimes of his past. Both desire the elusive alchemist's cell of Lily Potter, but a separated Team Harmony join the race to find it first
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,460 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 6/30/2020 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., OC - Complete
The After Life reviews
The Second War is over. Harry dreams of his future with Ginny - then utterly rejects it. Haunted with trauma, convinced he is broken, he leaves everything behind, only to realise that the life and the girl he wanted was with him all along. But getting her will not be easy. There are wounds to heal and Weasleys to bash out of the way, then HHR can finally begin their 'After Life'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 178,119 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 3/30/2020 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete