Hammy Uchiha
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Joined 07-31-06, id: 1103853
Author has written 46 stories for Naruto.

STATUS: hungry

A little about myself: I'm a chick who totally loves anime. I love to write (especially fanfictions : D), and do a bit of drawing, most of the time I'm on Neopets (with the username of hamstergirl004 if you were wondering.) or I'm anxiously awaiting the next chapter of Naruto to be released or counting down the days till the KG comes out.

Gender: CHICK

Age: None of your buisness

Loves: Obito-kun, Yondy, chicken ramen, Naruto, One Piece, pirates, ninjas, hamsters, dogs, RIB-A-QUE! Numa Numa, My World by SR-71, strawberry milkshake poptarts, angsty-ness, and Linkin Park music. Miyazaki movies!

Dislikes: Spiders, most school lunches, squirrels (on certain occasions) ocilating fans (one tried to kill me last year)

Make sure to check out my sister's account: The Kunai Monster, and read some of her sweet poems.

Favorite quotes: "In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are called 'trash' but those who do not care for their comrades are even worse trash." -Obito Uchiha

"Sai's abs have you on speed dial," -Ellen (my sister) "What will the abs say when they call you? They'll be all like "uhn uhn uhn!""

"What's up with Hamtaro, and the hamsters like falling in love?" -Ellen "Hamsters can love too!" -me in response

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IF YOU CAN'T BE BEAUTIFUL!?!?" -Howl (from Howl's Moving Castle)

"Oh, for the love of...!" "FUGAKU!" -Halle, then Ellen.

Fave Pairings(yeah there's a lot):

HinaNaru

SasuSaku

ObitoAnko

ObitoRin

SakuLee

InoSai

SaiSaku

TemaShika

InoShika

TentenLee

most disturbing pairing: SakuOro -twitch- that's just creepy

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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8446 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like father like son 2: My home is your home by Clarlie reviews
Naruto returns from his mission to hear really unpleasant news. Looks like Yondaime is the one who can help him, but who is standing behind the scenes? Will they be able to find it and understand each other at the same time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,836 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Quite An Awkward Situation, Isn't It? by Moogle Girl X2 reviews
Some of the best relationships come out of really awkward situations, don't they? NaruHina. Possible OOCness?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Omeke Theater by Pyree reviews
This is just basically a series of One Shots all involving Team Yondaime! Please read and reveiw! That way I know your not ignoring me! Rating for safety. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Torune
A Promise in the Rain by CherriesandRoses89 reviews
All his life he had lost everything he cared for one after the other. Maybe, just maybe, one day, he could return to her.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always Blind by Melantha A reviews
An old friend of Sakura's comes to Konoha for a visit. With all his powers, Sasuke never even saw this one coming...[SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Get Married by iMissa reviews
It’s raining, and little Sakura has an idea. Oh dear. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Love of Fugaku Crazed Style by The Kunai Monster reviews
For the Love of Fugaku! Goodness, Fugaku is up to strange things and the whole family is coming over for dinner. Itachi's got a wife, so you know things are gonna end up weird. Read this great story!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
For The Love Of FUGAKU! Halle Style! by Uchiha of the Desert reviews
It's Fugaku and co! Team 7, and Sakura... PREGNAT? and... ITACHI? READ! u know u want too!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
Painting by Ari and Mo reviews
In her every movement, Sai sees a painting. saino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Sai, Ino Y. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 256 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Umbrella by FabledOrange reviews
[Team Yondaime Centric: Kakashi Gaiden] It was that time of the year again, and they meet up in front of the usual place. [KakaRinObito]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
The Photograph by arabesque05 reviews
Sai has one, and it's not his, but he likes to look at it, to pretend to remember a time when [notentirelyhis] Team 7 had been invincible, together. When they could have outshone the sun. And to pretend that maybe they still can. [Team 7] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sai, Sasuke U. - Complete
Warm Like This by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Yondaime fic] Kakashi's bad fashion choices somehow lead to a tender moment between Obito and Rin.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
Hi! I'm Sasuke, The Teddy Bear! by Chocolatez-z-z reviews
Sasuke took a peek from Sakura’s room. Oh not just any peek, he saw a teddy bear. A black teddy bear with very dark eyes. In addition, it’s wearing a navy blue shirt with his name on it. Do you know what that means? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha Adventures by AiKohaku reviews
What happens when Uchiha Fugaku decides to take his family for a little bonding time? Utter chaos and the TRUTH about what REALLY happened. CRACKFIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Photograph by Summing up the Stars reviews
My first step into the Naruto fandom. XD Kyuubi never attacked. Yondaime never died. And Kakashi has a new phobia created for him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's a HardKnock Life by The Kunai Monster reviews
Parody of It's a HardKnock Life, Orochimaru when did you have the time to come up with this...? You have way too much free time...so read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Orochimaru and the Crusty Old King by The Kunai Monster reviews
A little story about a crusty old king, Orochimaru, some Kabuto, and some random pork roast... 0.o
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Just this Once: Drizzly Remix by thubar2000 reviews
With permission from causeiambetta, this is a blank verse second look at Sakura's emotions towards Sasuke spelled out in rain and fire. Inspired by causeiambetta's Just this Once.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How Far by Far.Away.Angel reviews
Sasuke is back and now it's the anual Konoha vocal contest.What kind of shocker does it contain though?Is Sakura gonna stay with Sasuke?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura's Birthday by Atari Atagashi-Chan reviews
Sai wanted to get Sakura something meaningful for her seventeenth birthday, so he got her the most meaningful thing he could think of! [SaiSaku PARODY!] [SHORT oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Rock Lee's Guide to Wooing Haruno Sakura by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
This time, Lee has made it a mission to gain the heart of Haruno Sakura! He wonders if changing certain parts of his life will influence her opinion of him. However, will his changes make matters better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H.
At Orochimarus by TAIOODU reviews
sasuke went to orochimaru... well i suck at summeries...just check it out
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
the end of akatasuki by TAIOODU reviews
well in the end akatasuki dies...kukukuku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Snakes on a Plane by Serena-Chan reviews
Started off with a drabble I wrote on naruto 100, Now, watch as Orochimaru strives to produce a film better than Jiraiya's Come Come Paradise, Snakes on a Plane.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
His Final Moments by Mena404 reviews
Yondaime's death, oneshot wonder, made me cry because I suck. Review please! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Someone Needs a Hug by The Kunai Monster reviews
A cute poem about someone who needs a hug...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
The Claw: Naruto VS Sasuke by The Kunai Monster reviews
An epic battle between the two all time foes... or is it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Gaara and the Magic Lamp by The Kunai Monster reviews
A short story about Gaara who stumbles upon a Magic Lamp. Is the genie friendly? Will wishes be involved? Find out! Sequel to I Wish... the poem, by: mwah!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Gaara, Minato N. - Complete
I Wish by The Kunai Monster reviews
A poem about Gaara and what he wishes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Aniki by The Kunai Monster reviews
A short poem about Sasuke and Itachi. And Sasuke has a different perspective of what to think of Itachi becoming a member of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Haku by The Kunai Monster reviews
A nice little poem about Haku. It may slightly make you twitch though... : But twitching is good! :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Johnny and Yosaku by The Kunai Monster reviews
A poem about Johnny and Yosaku, there is actually somewhat of a story going on during the second half of it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
I'll Never Let Go by PhoenixClaw reviews
When a midnight stroll becomes a confession of love, Hyuuga Hinata believes her life could not get any better. However, when Naruto has a less than desirable reaction to her words, how far will the young kunoichi go to prove her feelings?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,484 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Flowers by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
SaiIno one shot...Sai needs some help with his people skills and Sakura suggests to go to Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Day Off by Neko-Kikiru reviews
Come one, come all, to see the inside life of UCHIHA SASUKE! Our secret cameras have caught all there is to see! The payment is FREE because this content is PRICELESS! Haha, get it? XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Having To Breathe by Dryphter reviews
Amidst battles and pure fun, two young adults come to a realization. SasuSaku oneshot.Fanfiction messed it up a little bit, but bear with me here...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Orochimaru Wanted a Pickle by Pishivee reviews
Orochimaru has bad luck when it comes to obtaining a pickle. It's a rhyming poem!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Soul Meets Body by Iko.Willows reviews
Obito Tribute: I just wanted to go... Oneshot songfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Torune - Complete
Sasuke Discovers a Yummy Confection! by Lust Pixie reviews
A new shop opens up in Konoha. Sasuke becomes obsessed with its products! Naruto has Ramen, but now Sasuke has his own delectable to fawn over! OneShot No Pairings Humor
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Ivy Aithne reviews
Four year old Uchiha Sasuke complains about life. A parody of Judith Viorst's children's book.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Letters by Lisea18 reviews
Itachi wrote letters never meant to be given to Sasuke. Plunge into Itachi's mind. This story is dedicated to my reviewers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Discolored Hands by Piccylo reviews
In many ways, adults are polar opposites of the children they used to be. Naruto wakes up in a cave, and a strange woman with oddly colored hands is tending a fire nearby. She smiles mischievously and says that her name is Rin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Rin, Naruto U. - Complete
It's Naruto Time! by Moogle Girl X2 reviews
Sugar induced chaos. This is what happens when I'm waiting for Naruto to come on, and somehow the Hamtaro theme song played in my head. O.o Review! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Like father like son: beginning by Clarlie reviews
Fighting Naruto Orochimaru decides to use an ace in his sleeve. But things seem to happen not the way he planned. Now Konoha receives a powerful ally. But why Naruto is not happy at all?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Without Reason by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku] Love is one of those funny feelings that is impossible to define. When Sasuke asks a sick Sakura what love is, how can she make him understand?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daughter of the Man Who Saved The World by rallamajoop reviews
Videl has had plenty of practice being sensible about the bizarre.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Videl, Gohan - Complete
Christmas Together by Senko-Chan reviews
An Uchiha Christmas. ItachiSasuke centered, but not slash.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Christmas Carol by Jade R. Raven reviews
Sasuke doesn't exactly have the Christmas spirit, but tonight he will be visited by 3 who may change his mind...a Christmas Carol Parody!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Twas The Naruto Before Christmas by Anon E. Mous reviews
Yes, a Naruto Christmas poemstory. We really need to petition this site to add Fluff as a genre. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata and the Chocolate Factory by Kiel667 reviews
You think you know the story...but chances are you've never read a version like this! Hinata Hyuuga loves chocolate but is too poor to buy any. Won't she be surprised when she's invited to the largest and most famous chocolate factory in the whole world!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005
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Two Souls For One Moment reviews
If only she had been stronger, she tells herself, it would never have happened this way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Katanas and Pink Hair reviews
[one shot] Sasuke sets off for his destined battle, but he runs into someone he didn't expect to
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday for 'Bitokun reviews
Its Obito's birthday and his team plans to throw him some sort of celebration...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Torune, Minato N. - Complete
For the Love of Fugaku hamstyle reviews
Sai's been hanging out around his brother's house...again. A pregnant Sakura has had almost as much as she can take. For the love of Fugaku!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Spring reviews
Sasuke has managed to briefly escape from the darkness of Orochimaru's lair to enjoy the snow, but he's being watched...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Land of Sun and Beaches reviews
[ONESHOT]Lee has somehow gotten them all a four day vacation to the Land of Sun and Beaches...four days...16 shinobi...Sai....oh the chaos
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Sound Began reviews
Enter cousin Sasuke. Obito and Kakashi get assigned on what seems to be an impossible mission, can they do the impossible task the Sandaime has asked them to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
Its the day before Valentine's Day and Sai must have his pancakes and embarrass Sasuke at the same time. Sasuke goes to sleep that night fully intending to skip the dreaded holiday, but wakes up to find he's no longer quite himself...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rescue reviews
Sasuke's gotten himself into quite a mess...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
[ONESHOT]Iruka is the crazy director and the youth of Konoha are trying out for his play, which may be a disaster just waiting to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
How Sasuke stole Christmas reviews
Sasuke hates Christmas, but has come up with an idea to stop it from happening...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas Collage reviews
[one shot] Ninjas celebrate Christmas too...in their own...ninja...ways...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
SnowWar reviews
[oneshot] Team Yondy has a enemy they must defeat, but will they be able to overcome his great power...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Minato N., Torune - Complete
Snowstorm reviews
[oneshot] The power's gone out and Sakura leaves her apartment to find a solution, and she suddenly finds herself in the Uchiha District... may be a little OOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Rice Hat reviews
Sasuke is running away from Orochimaru, runs into Sakura and ends up stumbling into one sticky situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day that Changed the Boy reviews
[Sequel to Black Bear] Pretend Kyuubi never existed. Yondaime reads an important note too late to save a clan...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Sometimes it makes you wonder reviews
[Halloween Fic]Team 7 goes trick or treating. And when Naruto runs off with Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura find things getting a little weird
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Overcome reviews
[ONESHOT] Sasuke has something important he wants to tell Sakura, but how will she take it? Sai wants to find a girlfriend... enter crazy obsession with abs and pancakes...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Desert Begins Here reviews
[Oneshot] Sasuke is border patrol for the desert. Sakura hates his guts. When Sasuke doesn't check in one day, Tsunade sends the reluctant Sakura after him, with a mysterious teammate from Kakashi's past, named Rin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rat Poison reviews
Itachi's having one of those dreams...again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Cinder Sasuke reviews
Something like the mystical tale of Cinderella, except better, and with more Sasuke. :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Good to Be Back Home reviews
Rin's been gone for three years. And Obito would recognize her anywhere... or would he?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Rin, Torune - Complete
The Ballad of the All Ninja Rejects reviews
[ballad] One night the gods of rock decided to send Obito back...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Torune, Minato N. - Complete
The Feeling with No Name reviews
[One shot] Its Valentine's Day and Ino's all alone running the flower shop....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
I Used to Love You reviews
Short SasuSaku poem. Please Review.Disclaimer: I dont' own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black Bear reviews
Yondy has decided to go camping with Naruto, and of course Hinata and Sasuke have to come along. Out in the great outdoors people have the tendancy to get lost, but Hokages don't get lost...do they? [sequel to Konoha Daycare]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Regrets reviews
revised: Sasuke wakes up late and its raining...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lesser Uchiha reviews
Sasuke finds out the terrible truth about Sai...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
When it comes down to it reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have gotten stuck on a mission together. Which would be great except ever since Sasuke got back he and Sakura have been at odds. Can the two get over their distances to get the mission finished?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Present for His Favorite Kunoichi reviews
Oneshot. All Obito wanted to do was give her a birthday present...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
Lost Time reviews
Oneshot Sasuke has lost his watch and is willing to do anything to get it back. What is 'anything' ? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Distant reviews
Itachi and Sasuke are on a camping trip and Sasuke wants to know about something...ONESHOT.NOT yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ten Ways to Prank Your Sensei reviews
The Misadventures of a VERY bored Uchiha.Obito's got it in his mind to prank his sensei. Pranking the Yondaime? Is that even possible?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Torune, Minato N. - Complete
The Duel reviews
Oneshot. Someone's been training hard lately, and now its time for the smack down!Obito takes on Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha Daycare: Escape reviews
The long awaited sequel to Konoha Daycare. Putting Naruto, Sasuke and Hinata in timeout together, was not a good idea...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Man Who Never Sleeps reviews
Itachi's having a hard time getting to sleep, and being Itachi, that's understandable....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time reviews
Obito is going to pull a prank on his team...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Suna reviews
It's raining, and a certain kunoichi is leaving for Suna, but has to say goodbye to our favorite gogglewearing hero...ObitoxAnko: I like this pairing too much....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Torune, Anko M. - Complete
The Dog Days of Winter reviews
Its cold outside, and all Obito wants is some ramen. A certain dog has other ideas
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Torune, Rin - Complete
I'm Still Here reviews
Obito has just been ranked up to a jounin, he gets his first big mission....but what if that means taking on one of his best friends?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Torune, Anko M. - Complete
Save the Last Dance for Me reviews
Slight sequel to The Words Sasuke Couldn't Say. The rookies are having a dance and of course Hinata wants to dance with a certain someone. Will she have the guts to ask him to dance? Or will Sai get to her first? please R&R. pairing: NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Daycare reviews
Sequel to Fighting the Mold. Yondy drops Naruto off at daycare, what could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Words That Sasuke Couldn't Say reviews
Sakura wants Sasuke to come back to the village, but Sasuke has other ideas. HinaNaru, InoSai, and one other pairing.Please review even if you hate it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everything Changes reviews
Can Sakura talk Sasuke into coming back to the village, probably not but she's gonna try anyways.SakuSasu, HinaNaru plus: crazy Anko :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth Behind the Mask reviews
A day at the pool turns into the mission to see what's under Kakashi's mask.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Torune, Kakashi H. - Complete
Fighting the Mold reviews
This is my first fanfiction. What if there had never been a nine tailed demon fox? Yondy brings Naruto to work.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete