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Joined 07-31-06, id: 1104011, Profile Updated: 08-11-09
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Update!! 6/17/09 @ 3:11 PM: ONE voter on the last poll. =o C'mon, I know you all want me to write more than that. Inspire me! lol. Just playing with ya.

Alright, seeing as how I can't really go by the poll I placed up >> I'm just going to do what I want to do, so live with it x3 If I go by request, then the sequel to Secret Obsessions is the winner. I've had more people ask me to write that one than any other fic. So, guess what! I'm starting on it today xD I already have some ideas for it, and I'm pretty sure how I want the plot to go along. I can't promise you guys updates like..every day. (because I've discovered the wonders of Window's Movie Maker and am currently working on a Bleach video x3) But I can promise you that I'll be working on it! I already have the first chapter in mind, AND a name for the story. Be on the lookout for Bleeding Heart which will be the sequel to Secret Obsessions. I hope you all will come to like my improved style of writing. -w-

Lovely readers~ I have a delimma! I'm not happy with my icon over there. Help me decide on a new one by voting in the poll. =3


Name: Call me V

Age: 19

Likes:Anime, Manga, Biology, Art, Music, and shiny things

Dislikes: Making my bed, too much work that causes stress, liars, people who steal others' hard work! (I recently had an experience with that), and being called a child. (I'm rather mature for my age and I refuse to be talked to/treated like a kid).

Favie Quotes

Me: Alone, we are but a single slice...but together, we are a mighty loaf!!

oOoOoO

Akira E. A. : Yeah...Kabuto loves Orochimaru. Orochimaru loves Kabuto. Kabuto loves Kabuto. And Orochimaru dies because Sasuke is jealous. It's all too sad!!

oOoOoO

Jeremy: Tell me, what are your thoughts on death?

Me: It's something that eventually everyone must face. It's unpredictable; it's unstoppable, yet we shouldn't fear it...

Jeremy: Szayel owns you.

Me. xD

oOoOoO

Brit: so I thought I could have them play a game that involves being grown up

Me: 7 minutes in heaven?

Brit: you're a fucking mindreader

Me: x3

Brit: how the hell did you guess that?

Brit: xDDD

Brit: ?

Me: I'm that good~

oOoOoO

Jeremy: -throws-

Me: Why are you throwing me?

Me: xD

Me: Whee~

Jeremy: cuz joo is aerodynamic

Me: xDD

oOoOoO

James: ADHD SAMURAI

James: "I WILL CUT YO- OMFG PENNY"

Me: omg lmao

Favie Quotes from Rps

Mina: ...oh and Kabuto, I suggest you get something on...and I don't mean Sasuke...

Kabuto: Aww...Why not Sasuke? -laughs- Oh well that sucks...I have to get dressed now...

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Game Mechanics: Autobalance by Hobbithearted reviews
The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,530 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Treacherous Heart by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how traitorous it really is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 112,486 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Of Dreams and Broken Hearts by Dragons and Foxes reviews
Sequel to Our Trip to Naruto's World. Terrible things start to happen when Kitty gets bit by the snake sennin. After a while, she dissappears. All signs say she ran off to Sound. And now Shino's broken hearted. What's a ninja to do?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Shino A., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Ninja in West Virginia by Dragons and Foxes reviews
It all started with a mission and now Shino must figure out how to get home and get away from one crazy fangirl and her equally psychotic friend. I have done some changes to the story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Shino A., Neji H. - Complete
MeF2 by Yomar Sonak reviews
How did the war between the opposing organizations originate? How did the 9 classes come together to form a team, and what are their backgrounds? How did it come to both sides fighting with the same armies? This is the tale...of how TF2 came to be.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,707 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009
Black Bugs & Cherry Blossom Necture by Rex Araya reviews
Shino has a Crush on Sakura but Sakura doesn't like the Creepy Bug Guy. Ino feel's sorry for Shino and decides that she'll play Match Maker!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Shino A., Sakura H.
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Reminder by Akira E. A reviews
Even underground, he could hear the rain. And just as any other rain would, it only served to make the young Uchiha feel completely alone. KabuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ambiguity of Love by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto has a purely physical relationship with his master. There's no emotional attachment. He can't afford it. OroKabu/Heavy Yaoi Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Cold Love by Aduviri reviews
Ishida Uryuu has been involved with Ichigo Kurosaki for a while now, but has never really felt any genuine love from Ichigo. What will happen when he shows up at Ichigo's front door? CONTAINS YAOI AND ADULT CONTENT. IchigoxUryuu. Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
Silver Haired Replacement by Akira E. A reviews
“Long time no see, Kakashi…” The figure said quietly. His voice was emotionless and cold. They brushed the leafy branch from their face. Kakashi was almost in shock with what he saw. “Sasuke…” [Implied KakaSasu, KabuSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Die Another Day by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Kabuto and Sasuke are sent to rerieve data from a destroyed base of Orochimaru's, thanks to a traitor within the Oto. What began as a simple mission soon becomes intangled, when Akatsuki gets involved...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Why Love is Chaos by Shinigami29 reviews
[Multichapter] Gah! that's not the point! The point is we're supposed to be training, and you're the only guy I can trust to train with her, NOT make a move on her, and put in a good word for me! Kiba leaves to go on a mission, entrusting Hinata to Shino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 139,399 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Image of Me by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Small drabble for OroKabu. How exactally does Orochimaru view his loyal medic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Masks by Blood Darkness reviews
An Orochimaru and Kabuto oneshot. Their masks, their lusts, the package. Not much else to say.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Sleep Little Child, and Rest Without Fear by Yukari Rin reviews
Kabuto watches over Sasuke one night, when the younger boy is bedridden with a fever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bonding by Project 0506 reviews
A series of oneshots about Kabuto and Sasuke at Otogakure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Comfort by Melfina Lupin reviews
When Gaara has a nightmare, his silbings are always there to help him
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Sparkling angels by Anniepopokios reviews
After the battle agianst Shikamaru's troop, everyone thought the sound five was dead, but somehow two members have survived, but they need help. Help Kabuto's knowledge can't supply, so he's off for help from the most unexpected person. CHAPTER 5!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,470 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Kabuto Y., Shizune
In His Own Intrest by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
A Kabuto centric story following a typical tiring day on what Kabuto endures in Otogakure. An insight of sorts on his own, as Orochimaru himself put it, twisted personality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Pictures by DreamSprite reviews
oneshot Iruka and Naruto relationship in a FatherSon way. kinda hard to explain but Iruka has a collection of photos. please read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unexplainable Sentiments by woofyy reviews
Kabuto trapped Shizune in a dark room. What can possibly happen? [oneshot]by FW.© 2006 i do not own NARUTO
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Bones by Random Flapdoodle reviews
Monsters lurk in not only enemies, but in allies as well. Redone, and much improved, with a completely different ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Shopping Addiction by Claude le Viste reviews
Sakura has a serious shopping addiction! Sasuke and Naruto takes her to a Talkshow and things get a bit crazy! Wait, why's KABUTO here?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Helmet Beetle by Jyukai Koudan reviews
A young Shino and his father are watching bugs in the forest.[Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Best Buddy by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba's in a spat with Akamaru and needs a new best friend... and who better than Shino?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Mr Jack Pots by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Lessons by volta arovet reviews
Kabuto knows that a ninja is built lesson by lesson, and although he uses what he's been taught, he'd like to think, under different circumstances....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Too Much To Take by Vee-sempai reviews
Kiba finally gets fed up with Shino's evasive ways.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2004
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Innocent Lust reviews
An unfortunate Uchiha has new neighbors, and they forced him out of his room. For the next three nights, he must sleep in Kabuto's quarters. What happens when Sasuke witnesses one of Kabuto's more intimate moments? KabuSasu. Kinda fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U.
Just Like You reviews
Kabuto has a nightmare that disturbs both his and Sasuke's sleep. When Sasuke asks what had Kabuto so frightened, he finds out that they are not as different as they think. KabuSasu fluff. Sort of a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Obsessions reviews
As Sasuke trains at the Sound, he learns that Kabuto isn't as bad as he acts. Sasuke and Kabuto become friends over time, but Sasuke hopes something more. KabuSasu fluff. Set during timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Journal reviews
Kabuto's on a mission, and Orochimaru takes a peek at the medic's journal. What he discovers is shocking, hopefully Kabuto will be okay. Light OroKabu, Oneshot. Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Inferior of an Inferior reviews
Orochimaru notices how overworked Kabuto is one night and decides to let Kabuto have his own assistant. How will our favorite medic nin react to this proposition?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Hell Rising reviews
Sasuke pushes Kabuto just a bit too far, when the medic is simply doing what has been ordered. Slight OroxKabu, rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
It Still Hurts reviews
A softer view on Shino as our favorite bug boy spends some much needed time with his father.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
Dragonflies and Beetles reviews
A new bug using clan takes up residence in Kanoha to get away from the Sound nation and their wars with other countries. When the Sabishii clan heir, an intelligent and quiet female, meets the Aburame clan heir, Shino, what will happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Shino A.