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Joined 08-01-06, id: 1104673, Profile Updated: 11-16-15
Author has written 68 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Bleach, Naruto, Star Trek: 2009, Criminal Minds, and StarTrek: The Original Series.

Ywain the Bastard is no longer posting to this site. Try AO3, instead.

ALSO, IF YOU ARE HERE FOR MY ANGST!FIC, WHY ARE YOU NOT READING VELVET BLINDFOLD, TOO? GO READ. LIEK NAO.

I would also like to give thanks to all of the people who have written reviews of my stories. If you ask me questions in your reviews, I will do my best to answer them, even if the answer is occasionally 'Oh, crap. I totally missed that.' Thanks are also due to the handful of people who have inspired or participated in my stories. In fact, I think extra special thanks are due to the cast of Hospital Humour, because they let me publish that without seeing it first, while knowing they'd been drunk for it. I love you guys.

I am occasionally guilty of writing semi-autobiographical fanfiction. This means I'll take a real event (or a compressed series of events) and substitute characters from a series I like (usually Naruto) for the real people in it. If you know me, and you think you recognise yourself in one of my fics, just ask. I try to put warnings in the Author's Notes on fics written in this fashion, unless they are in some way pornographic. Yes, you might be reading about my sex life. No, I'm not going to mention it if you are.

AU Tags:
(BFV) Pan-fandom: Bio-fic-verse. This tag indicates that I'm writing what I know in a very literal sense.
(RND) Pan-fandom: Random. These are stand alones.
(MH) Potterverse: Meht's Hogwarts. These fics come out of an ongoing RP in which I play a couple of Death Eaters.
(EOL) Naruto: Eyes of Love. This continuum begins at Mad World and ends at Always Second Best -- mostly GenHaya with suggestions of GenHayaYuu.
(CGH) Naruto: Cut-Glass Heart. These are in some way contiguous with the AU going on between Sweetbriar and me.
(COR) Naruto: Corybantic Dance. Contiguous with the scary-ass high school AU that I write with Sweetbriar.
(SNZ) Naruto: Sneeze. These are contiguous with EOL, but watch Kotetsu and Izumo, instead. Where a co-author exists, it is inevitably Beatrisu, who writes Izumo for me, sometimes.

Fandoms & pairings I like:
Avatar: the Last Airbender
- Zuko/Katara (even if it's unlikely, it's still art.)
- Sokka/Suki (he's gotta get over the angsty, eventually.)

Bleach
- Uryuu/Renji (speaking of art...)
- Uryuu/Yumichika (jealous artists and all out war.)
- Uryuu/Ukitake (hilarity ensues.)
- Shunsui/Ukitake (because it's just too easy.)

FullMetal Alchemist
- Al/Winry (ed gave up his claim, and al always liked her more.)
- Ed/Roy (it's just so wrong. disturbingly wrong. but it's addictive as hell.)

Harry Potter
- Snape/Lily (holy sht, it became something like canon.)
- Snape/Roddy Lestrange (you had to be there...)
- slut!Roddy/anything that's not a mudblood

Naruto
- Iruka/Kakashi (i'd read it either way, but i have a thing for seme!Iruka.)
- Genma/Hayate/Yuugao (it's entirely improbable, since Yuugao shows up at the stone, but Genma doesn't. but, it's reminiscent of home.)
- Kotetsu/Izumo (yeah, they're probably just best friends, but it's cheap and easy.)
- Shikamaru/Temari (girls are troublesome.)
- Naruto/Hinata (because she just needs to get up off her ass and SAY SOMETHING)
- Aoba/Raidou (because it's so wrong it just burns. i blame sweetbriar for this.)

Star Trek: Original Series
- Spock/Kirk (srsly, how can you not ship it? this pairing defined slash.)
- Chekov/Scotty (UNINTELLIGIBLE HOT NERD SMEXINGS)
- Chapel/Rand (it's a logical counterpart to K/S. if you don't get it, you weren't paying attention.)

Star Trek: NextGen
- Riker/Troi (fuck off, it's canon.)
- Lore/Data (Incestuous android smut? YES PLZ.)

Star Trek: Internal Multiverse Errors, Fanon & Canon
- Lore/Spock!Prime/Data (i can has logical head-explody, nao?)
- nu!Spock/nu!Kirk/Spock!Prime (does this add up to two humans and a vulcan? :dodges flying ashtray:)

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However Improbable by KCS reviews
An ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Captain Spock, ST:VI; original quote Sherlock Holmes, SIGN. Two universes, two worlds, one link threatening them both.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 88,138 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Spock, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Snake Fidelity by leiaah reviews
Lifestyle Beauty Salon receives two of the most unexpected guests, ever. Just why have these two walked into a place like this? It really isn't their scene. Oneshot, Voldemort & Orochimaru, crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Voldemort, Orochimaru - Complete
Threat by Shai Neko reviews
Anko feels like teasing. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Anko M., Raidou N. - Complete
Virtue by Smudge the rat reviews
The Forces of Darkness aren't happy with Crowley regarding this whole saving the world business. Explicit Aziraphale/Crowley slash. Small amounts of angst.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
seasonal verses by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Ukitake write renga poetry to each other in the Academy days.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Tomorrow We'll Be Sober by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Ukitake: the early days, the early binges.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Fighting Dreamers by KungFuu reviews
Iruka would do anything for his adopted son. He'd even resort to prostitution if it would allow him to pay for Naruto to become a ninja, his son's only dream. Iruka's night job brings Kakashi into his life, and everything changes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 95,512 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Those Two Chicks reviews
In a world losing the fight against the undead, Shiranui Genma is fast succumbing to despair when a bedraggled teenage boy turns up on his doorstep. Could Hayate be the key to everything, or will getting attached just lead to more tragedy? GenHaya, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,922 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G.
Reason by run.dog.run reviews
So sometimes his hands shake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Why by The Yaoi Saint reviews
Why do we do this? Keep watching him like this?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Uryuu I., Renji A. - Complete
Kotetsu and Izumo: 30 Kisses by Inglorious DMK reviews
[KotetsuIzumo] 30 themes, 30 kisses, 30 ficlets and drabbles of KotetsuIzumo goodness. What more could you want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H.
A Little Murder by Squidward Cullen reviews
Katara sneaks onto Zuko's ship with the intent of assassinating him. But things don't go according to plan...or do they?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Let Me Love You by Silver Ruby reviews
warning YAOI Now that that's out of the way, here's the actual info. It's a very unusual Naruto pairing that was birthed in my tainted little mind. Please R&R. BTW its a PWP.. There's no linear plot. Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
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Like a Little Green Wagon reviews
A short exploration of Spock's introduction to E. Don't mix Vulcans and MDMA, kids.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Taste of Peanut Butter reviews
Ishida sees Yumichika as a threat to the validity of his aesthetics. He intends to take action, on the Shinigami's birthday, but that doesn't go at all as planned...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Uryuu I., Yumichika A.
The End of the Beginning reviews
We know, from canon, that Aberforth Dumbledore blamed his brother, Albus, for their sister's death. We know that Gellert Grindelwald actually killed her. This is a glance at the duel that destroyed their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Player Played reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulcans Don't Meow in public reviews
Transporter fail! Spock has been turned into a cat!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Pigeonproofing reviews
Due to a transporter malfunction, Kirk has been turned into a pigeon, and in typical pigeon fashion, he's out to mark his territory. Spock objects, with Scotty's assistance. -100% crack!-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Spock, M. Scott - Complete
Realisations In a Cold Bath reviews
Sometimes, things don't work the way they're supposed to. Sometimes, the little things are the most important ones.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Fields That Make a Man reviews
Kirk drags Spock to Iowa with him, on vacation. Spock comes to some uncomfortable realisations about himself and his captain. This is the beginning of an epic bromance. ONESHOT
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5x Bones Picked Up the Pieces and 1x It Was Spock reviews
Five times my title was too long for this site... Jim's a disaster area, and the whole of the Enterprise is aware of this fact. Good thing he's got two best friends to keep him out of trouble. Slightly disgusting. Contains much medical shenaniganery.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Implosion reviews
Spock-centric angst. He's lost everything, and now he'd like to lose himself. But, walking away is never that easy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Drabbles: On the Nature of Being Spock reviews
A series of Spock-centric drabbles, on a variety of subjects. Some are for spock100, over on LJ, others are not. Extra bonus points if you can tell nu!Spock from Spock!Prime, because I'm probably not going to tell you which ones are which.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Spock, Spock Prime
All My Darkest Mornings reviews
Spock, Kirk, and McCoy have been friends for a dozen years, and they're just friends -- sometimes with very limited benefits. Until one night that damages Kirk's reality so severely, he's not sure how to look at Spock, any more.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Simplicity of Skin reviews
Crackmeme prompt: anonymouse asked for 'tummy love'. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch reviews
This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit." I plead insanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 99 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Cat By Any Other Name reviews
Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines, so he turns to the captain for assistance. Hilarity ensues. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated reviews
Five times Jim Kirk slept with someone, in a notable fashion, and the one time he actually fell asleep with someone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Let the Pheromones Choose the Man reviews
-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Grudging Acceptance reviews
-Kirk!Prime/nu!Spock- Velvet Blindfold asked for this pairing, with nachos. Bloody lunatic that I am, I have provided it. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Dance, Dance BARFIGHT! reviews
Spock is captured by aliens and forced to become a pole dancer in a nightclub. It's up to Kirk and McCoy to save him! Blame the kinkmeme -- I sure do. PURE CRACK, some angst.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Sweetest Purrfection reviews
The crackmeme spawned kitty!Spock, and now I'm guilty, too. Pointless fluff, in which Spock is not a cat, but behaves like Kirk's favourite kitten.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Captain Squeaky reviews
Another one for the crackmeme. Anonymous e asked for "Five times Jim Kirk squeaked. And one time he made someone yelp."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Drunken Lullabies reviews
It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Cold and Wet reviews
KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Both Hands On The Throttle reviews
KirkxSpock written for the STXI kinkmeme on LJ. Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk's pissing him off on purpose?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Weight of Twenty Five Years reviews
-RND- After the Second War, Roddy comes back to the one stable point in his life, and finds that Sev has changed just enough to give him what he's always wanted. Set in an AU where Snape survives Voldemort's attack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Rodolphus L., Severus S. - Complete
Lip Gloss Lads reviews
-CGH!crack- Anko has a terrible idea, and Shizune almost disapproves, but not quite. After all, if there are bikini-girl pens, why not bikini-shinobi chapstick -- or worse...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Anko M., Shizune
White Knuckle Sandwich reviews
-RND- Izumo and Kotetsu, working the closing shift at McDonalds. Sexual tension and Caffeine Twins comedy ensues. I blame LJ's pampam93 for this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H.
White and Gold reviews
It's White Day, and having turned down all the chocolate last month, Genma is all alone, until he meets an unexpected white-haired genin at the top of the Hokage Mountain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Genma S., Kabuto Y.
Clockwork Duplicity
Aizen reminisces on his days in Sereitei and the perfect future he intends to create... for himself, of course.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Published: 10/22/2008 - S. Aizen - Complete
Bellflower reviews
Yumichika is jealous of the sheer volume of aesthetically pleasing material Ishida has generated in his short life. Stuck-up hilarity ensues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Uryuu I., Yumichika A.
Half a Hundred Thoughts on Two Thousand Years reviews
-RND- Ukitake and Shunsui have been best friends for more years than either cares to recall, all at once. 50 themes, 1 sentence each.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2008 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
This is How It Feels to Be Free reviews
[RND] Ishida is wallowing in in selfdoubt on the bank of the moat surrounding Sereitei, until Captain Ukitake interrupts his reverie. Heavy art, heavy philosophy, some nudity.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Uryuu I., J. Ukitake
Pants reviews
[CGH] Six years after his near death experience, Hayate's finally taking missions again. Genma waits to welcome him home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Corybantic Dance: Perfect Trust reviews
[HSAU] A collection of shortfic involving Genma and Raidou in the Corybantic Dance timeline. Set outside the time of the core story. Each chapter stands alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
A Flag in the Wasteland reviews
[HSAU] A sidetrip from Corybantic Dance. Genma's mother comes home just before his birthday, and this time things are just a little different.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Genma S. - Complete
Molasses reviews
[CGHcrack] Kotetsu is convinced that Izumo's been cheating on him with Raidou. Raidou's still a virgin wallowing in selfdisgust. Somewhere, someone has a very bad idea. [IzuRai]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Izumo K., Raidou N.
Four Days of Fangirls reviews
[RND][GenHaya] Genma's been stuck in Suna with Raidou for a year, and Hayate's gotten a girlfriend. What will happen when the two come back together at an event meant to showcase the best the world has to offer? Will Genma survive rooming with Deidara?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G.
A Test of Conviction reviews
[RND] Genma does not go into shock easily. Sometimes, though, he wishes like hell that he did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Genma S. - Complete
Caught a Light Sneeze reviews
[SNZ] The fic that named the AU, this is the sneeze mentioned in Always Second Best. Can Kotetsu forgive Izumo for his painful indiscretions? Coauthored by the lovely and talented Beatrisu!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
An Unhealthy Fascination reviews
[RND] Plotbunny for grabs. It's not going to go anywhere for me. Hayate, Ebisu, random ANBU OC. Potential smut, if Hayate can stop coughing long enough to accept it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hayate G., Ebisu - Complete
Sugared up Shinobi reviews
[BFV] A night at the movies goes mildly awry as our heroes ingest way too much caffeine and sugar. Contains DDR, whinging!Iruka, and a critical failure on Genma's part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Genma S., Iruka U. - Complete
Sixteen Again reviews
[RND][KakaGen] Genma finds himself perpetually at the whim of a younger man and, in his head, it's worth the effort. Kakashi loves that Genma has the ability to look like a sixteen year old virgin, and the maturity not to act like one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Genma S., Kakashi H.
The Briar Rose reviews
[EOL][GenHaya] Hayate is not a delicate flower, and he'd really like people to stop treating him like he's made of glass. In fact, he's rather pointy, most of the time, but Genma handles him with grace and skill.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,133 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Hayate G., Genma S. - Complete
Senbon reviews
[CGH][GenHaya] A response to Sweetbriar's 'Needles'. Genma explains why needles suck but senbon don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Mad World reviews
[EOL][GenHaya] It's Sandaime's birthday. Genma's bored, and Hayate's spoiling for a fight. What could possibly bring them together for Hayate's first kiss? [Warning for gratuitous Genma abuse]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Snapesicle reviews
[RND]This is a songfic written off a rather poppy song by the Legendary Pink Dots. Song's called Frosty, album's called Under Triple Moons. I was listening to it, one evening, and I suddenly realised it was extremely easy to read Snape into it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Lily for the Dead
[RND] After the final battle, Hogwarts is destroyed. As Snape makes an almost final sacrifice to aid his wounded compatriots, he is suddenly confronted with a face from the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Fall of the House of Caliphet
[MH] The next Wizarding War has begun, and some Death Eaters are not above using Muggle means to destroy Muggles. Unfortunately for them, the Ministry has also taken notice of their contact.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Published: 5/31/2007 - OC - Complete
Fear of the Unknown
[MH][Masquerade] Snape would like to clear his conscience of the events of twenty years ago. Roddy's getting worse as time passes, and Sev would like to see his tormentors in the ground before the seals on the Irishman's memories break.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,736 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Damage Control is Hilarious reviews
[BFV] Genma and Raidou go out for pancakes and reminisce about the good old days... which might not actually have been all that good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Best Friends and what not to say to them reviews
[SNZ][Drabble] Kotetsu is angsty Hayate is sensible. Izumo is in the hospital.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Hayate G., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Rooks Take Pawn reviews
[SNZ][PWP] Kotetsu and Izumo are interrupted by Hayate, at Raidou's request. Hilarity and smut ensue. [KoIzuHaya]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
[BFV]Kotetsu decides that his friends need to relax, so he calls a movie night. This week: Kotetsu wonders what the hell Hayate's doing with that crazy ANBU chick. Hayate is wrong, no matter what, and Yuugao is slowly losing her patience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Kotetsu H., Hayate G. - Complete
Never Speak of This Again reviews
[RND] Renji wakes from a nightmare and submits to the urge to offer comfort, even if he's going to get killed for it, later. [IshiRen]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Uryuu I., Renji A.
Smells Like Summer reviews
[EOL][PWP, emphasis on the first P] [GenHaya] If Hayate is to be believed, Genma is made of pure pheromones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Leopard Print reviews
[BFV][GenHayaYuu] Yuugao hates leopard print. Hates. It. Genma decides that it's time to change her mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Genma S., Yugao U. - Complete
Kiss My Eyes and Lay Me to Sleep reviews
[EOL][Songfic] [GenHayaYuu] Hayate is dead, and Genma would like to be able to follow him, honourably. Sorrow's Choking Grip takes place right in the middle of this, and Always Second Best happens after it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Denial: Not just a river of meatballs reviews
[BFV] [Drabble] Aoba doesn't eat tofu... does he? Genma and Raidou decide to have a little fun.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Sorrow's Choking Grip reviews
[EOL] Hayate died, last night, and Genma has just come home from the morgue to find Raidou waiting in his living room. This is what it looks like when everything falls apart. This might be the missing first chapter to Always Second Best.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Cough Syrup reviews
[EOL][PWP, emphasis on the porn] Hayate is convinced that cough syrup only exists so Genma can torment him with it. [Warnings: Yaoi, expletives, coughing up snot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G. - Complete
Hospital Humour reviews
[BFV][Drabble] Rum makes for conversations about the silliest of times. Sometimes those times are only funny later.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Genma S., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Always Second Best reviews
[EOL]If something had gone on between Genma and Hayate, someone would have had to have been second best Hayate had Yuugao, after all. Now Hayate's dead, and Genma really can't hack it. Kakashi, Kotetsu, and Izumo pick up the pieces. New chapters are 2, 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Genma S., Hayate G.
Snapshots: Death Eaters are People, Too reviews
[MH] Brief moments, always involving a camera, that describe, in no particular order, the events surrounding the peak of Voldemort's power in the mid to late 1970s.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Severus S., Rodolphus L.
Early Morning of the Mind reviews
[RND] A one shot that examines the nature of failure.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Iroh, Zuko - Complete
On the Wheel reviews
[RND] All men are tied to fortune's wheel and as it turns, some rise while others are crushed beneath it. Having dragged himself from beneath the wheel, Zuko must decide how to recover the wreckage of his life. [Zutara in later chapters]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Zuko, Katara