Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!

In an attempt to flee GeneCo's goons, Graverobber ends up in a very unexpected place... WARNING: Mega Crackfic ahead!

Mother Goose has nothing on Mother Mag! In this collection of short...and extremely wrong stories, we can see how Repo really is the best thing in the world. Please enjoy the crack stories!

I was gonna finish it all! Kitty and Kurt share a fluffy, cute moment around midnight what business has she drinking milk right from the carton Now a Two-Shot

During season two... Every villain knows the best way to get to the slayer is through her family... Spike realises he may have bitten off more than he can chew!

Watchin' Doctor Who! It's a drabble.

When Rogue asks Logan for help, is it sexual tension running high when he needs to get ruff with her?

Jareth never got to tell his side. This is his story during the same 13 hours as the movie! Readers: I HAVE CHANGED CHAPTER THREE IN A VERY SMALL WAY! CHECK IT OUT! Abandoned! PM if you want to continue it.

Little Albus Severus and Scorpius meet for the first time on a fateful trip to Diagon Alley. Bloodline barriers are crossed, new friends are made. Cute little oneshot.

Usagi offers Mamoru anything he wants if he will just STOP calling her Odango Atama....

Spike uses his Vampire wiles to charm Willow. Stick it in somewhere in the 4th season, around Pangs. Written in Algebra 2, so it HAS to be good!

Set after X2. Scott questions Logan on what happened to his car. PWP? Slightly slash, but mostly just Logan being Logan.

Logan stumbles upon Rogue in the Danger Room and realizations are made... RR

House felt a sharp pinch on his butt. “Ow! What“ He exclaimed, and turned to find Cameron standing there, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively at him' The Ducklings are bored one day and, with the help of a certain list, find a way to entertain themselves

Rogue gets a little too comfortable in Logan's truck. Logan decides to fight back. Just a little pointless one shot.

Wednesday, 5pm. Room 301, and it's Buffy's turn. Buffy Spike.

WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.

Logan sets out to fix what he's destroyed. My take on the 'I'm not your father' scene, and written as an excuse to get Logan and Rogue in bed together. No, not like that!

Sarah's 18th birthday had not been the greatest.She found her boyfriend cheating on her,learned who her brother's invisible friend really was,and was wished away to the Underground.

Logan's late AGAIN! when rogue is sent to get him, she ends up catching him doing something....in the nude... but its not what you think it is...or is it? read to find out.

Disney meets House MD! A parody by me! Cameron as the damsel in distress! Wilson as the noble steed! Read to find out more! Chase as the fairy godmother! Is that enough exclaimation marks for you? COMPLETE!

House catches Cameron reading fanfic and nothing will stop him from teasing her, not even a difficult new case. But when Cameron breaks, how will House feel? HouseCameron of course

Newton aint got nothin on this guy! WARNING: 'the chicken dance' will be remixed, pocket protectors will break and clothes will burn up in the earth's troposphere. a crazy, random fic.

“Don’t be such a baby!” Chase exclaimed as he reached for the broom and held it in front of him, as some crude form of protection against the little black dot on the carpet.' There's a spider in the conference room!

The tale of Serenity and Endymion, a romance written with as much exaggeration as possible. A short parody meant to make you roll your eyes and laugh!

Logan gets sick, Rogue takes care of him.

My first oneshot so don't be too harsh. it's about just how deluded things can get in a storeroom. rating cos i don't think it's too bad but who knows what younger kids are allowed to read. Please,PLEASE, review.

Serena, a stamp, and her crazy ingineous idea...it says it all. Please read and review

Instead of Darla and Angel conceiving the miracle child, Harmony and Spike do. The little diva explains herself, her family, and her own fantabugorgeouserificness. COMPLETE!

Kitty goes on a Google search for "phrenology", and discovers the humorous depths of 1900s medical ignorance. One-shot... and all the devices are REAL.

Drabble series. A week with Rogue, Kitty, Jubilee, and Logan: from the School for the Criminally Bewildered to the morgue.

Marie muses to Logan over the allimportant question: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Kurt is sick, and Kitty has to take care of him. Too bad she doesn't know what she's in for... [Not a Kurtty - Inspired by sub plot from 'Sins of the Son']COMPLETE sorry for the delay...

Wolfwood died, right? What's he doing back? Will his son accept him? Will Vash get his donuts? (OMG! I updated! Woot! Woot! 9503 4:03 pm baby!)

Yet another what if, in which Labyrinth is set in the 60's. Please read and review! =)

Because who doesn't go to Walmart?

Ch 13 FINISHED! Sarah, years later, is a movie star, a stressed out, romatically unlucky, movie star. And then she meets her newest costar and well, things just get better and better from there!

It's not what you think it is...

A nice lil romance poem about of course, the ballroom scene! Please R&R!

[Complete] A Puppies fic! Everybody gets 'em! Poor little Inuyasha has the chicken pox, Sesshoumaru has some fun with him. Pure fluff.

We never did find out what happened when Buffy left Dawn and Joyce at Spike's crypt in Checkpoint. One possibility... 1 of 1

Harry Potter throws a full blown temper tantrum. Just a short fun fic that demanded to be written. Please review!

Short story in 55 words the summary would be longer than the story

After twentytwo years, Jareth finally has the perfect opportunity to get his revenge and make Sarah suffer. He decides to kidnap her youngest sister, Lili. Unfortunately for him, things do not go as he has planned them...

Logan returns to the mansion and the only one there is Jubilee ... One-shot.