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Joined 08-01-06, id: 1105207, Profile Updated: 04-18-11
Author has written 7 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Invader Zim, and Pokémon.

Hullo, I'm Harriet. I'm 18 and in college studying Biology. I regard everything I have written on this site previous to 2011 to be absolutely horrid, but if you want to read them then be my guest.

When I'm not updating/reading fanfictions or at school, I like to take care of my pets, draw, play with my Ed puppet that my mom made for me, hang out with my friends, and read. And eat cheese. Mmmm. Cheese. drools

And my favorite kind of pizza is anchovy pineapple. Mmmmmm...

Some of my favorite quotes:

-Sari (one of my friends) quotes:

Eew, look at the eyeballs on that thing.

What if fish wore t-shirts?

I wonder if baboons like cheese...

I want to see a chicken eating ham!

And then! And then!... Yeah.

(me) Roy in a dress! (Sari) That makes me sad...

Harriet, you are a nut job. Ya know that?

Get it off! Get it off! (after being informed there was a moth in her hair)

Nooo my starburst fell on the ground!" (begins to roll on ground) Whoamygawd! Whoamygawd!

I'm NOT short! WHYDOYOUTHINKI'MSHORTDAMMITGAAAAHBLARGLES! Bleeeeeaah!

Snarf.

Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! (points fingers back and forth at nearby person and begins to jump up and down)

A lot of people are emo.

Gaara is not a nerd!

If you make me and Russel make out a lot, I swear...

You do need help.

Roy!

Maes Hughes looks like an otter.

Hoenheim looks like a walrus.

Don Patch is an idiot.

And then some gorillas with machetes...

Omygawsh! A broom!

Root did NOT die! And neither did Maes Hughes! YOU'RE LYING!

RoyEd fics are just... Eeeargh! Bleeah! Yucko!

I want to make out with a laundry basket.

Mink!

Harriet, I'm not your friend. I don't know you. Who are you?

September 25th has been turnip day for a year now.

Jellyfish do explode, ya know?

I don't know. I think it's our friend. I forgot.

Eeew, you're drooling.

You're not my sister anymore.

You. Drawing anime head. Glasses girl. You with the ears!

Umm... There's a person... On his tongue...

I will not respond.

What? Let's fart at ceiling fans?

Two plus two equals... Hey, the computer's wrong.

I forgot.

Your equation is so unreasonable that it's like saying this desk is equal to cheese.

Do you know what I think 'bout your frog pencil holder? WELL, you unzip its back and that's kinda like cutting it open. And then it reminds me of that game operation, and the pencils are those things. Like pencils in the arm.

Yay for Maes.

Armstrong should put on a shirt, like, please?

Is everything I say gonna be a quote now?

Roy needs a new haircut.

Oh my god, look at that guy on tv! He's so ugly!

Look! A giraffe! (points out of car window)

Let's blow this pop stand!

The mailman's an astronaut, and nobody beleives me!

My favorite wall is the floor.

Caitlin, help me find the microwave.

-Magi (Sari's sister) quotes

Why did you burp in my ear?

What the-? Harriet, y'know...

Harriet, shut up...

Don't poke me.

Honestly, Harriet, what do you see in Gasser?

(imitates Beauty) Oh, Gas-can!

Eat with your mouth closed.

Shaddawp!

I hate you.

Why do I have to know you?

She's trying to think.

Those people have really big heads.

Loser.

You're such a spoiler.

Harriet, why do you have to tell me that?

I can't believe you!

Calculator man!

Neither did me.

You have man feet!

Aww, I got the dolphin reject!

(looks at hentai) Hmm.

You kissed a guy with a unibrow!

-Magi and Sari's dad

Oh, Shari, you can't have pretzels? Well, how 'bout a spoonful of instant mashed potatoes?

Want some pork rinds? They're delic- eew, that's an ugly one!

-Shari (another friend) quotes

Chipmunk.

I wanna glomp Jack Sparrow!

Envy's sitting over there. (motions to empty seat in cafeteria)

I wanna glomp Envy!

Foaly is my boyfriend.

Jack Sparrow is my boyfriend.

Envy is my boyfriend.

I have more imaginary boyfriends than you do.

I want to see a chicken eat ham!

The meaning of life is POTATOES.

Normal is cheese.

Ooooh, a finger!

-Julia's quotes

My pants were inspired by Fullmetal Alchemist.

That guy is hot.

Are you going to Tekkoshocon?

This earring looks like a supernova, and this one looks like a gem-studded condom!

I probably gave them MRSA, I've been hugging people from Mt. Lebanon.

-Caitlin

What if pickles had brains?

Just keep chewing on your cup, Harriet.

Yes, I do want to suck Phillip.

-Jay (my imaginary friend)

You know you want to...

(is watching Family Guy) Earsex? Kinky, but no thanks.

Cichlids make me horny. P:

MY GOD, can she go a week without mentioning handcuffs or condoms?! (talking about Julia)

Hehehehe... squeezy boy. XD

I feel like a dead chipmunk.

That talk bubble looks like a sperm.

-Naomi (my adorable little sister)

(points at picture of Armstrong) Boobs.

(singing her favorite song) And then the pirates BANGED the pony! And it was dead! And it was on fiiiiire! Because it was deeeeead! And then it explooooded! And it died, and the chi-old was saaad. And then it waked up! But it was deeeead and it explooodeeed. And it was on fiiiire...

I burped in my diaper.

Fart!

(is playing Pingus) Harriet, I'm going to explode all the pingus! (presses all explode button, all pingus explode) Boom! Ha ha haaaa! They exploded! Yaaaaaaay! They exploded! Let's eat the blood! Harriet! Let's drink the blood! Yaaaaaaaay! I killed them! They're dead!

I'm gonna lust (no, she has no idea at all what that word means XD) for monkeys!

Wait! I forgot my monkey!

I broked up with the Nickolas with brown eyes, and the Nickolas with blue eyes is my boyfriend now.

When I get married to a man, if he kisses me, I'm gonna say "Eew, gross! That was a sweet baboon kiss!"

You look like a woman-fox!

I can speak to ketchup!

Mine smell like real farts, so I did it!

-my mom

You're on my poopy list.

Your brother's looking for the left -bleep- of Exodia or something like that.

It is undignified for Professor Xavier to scream like a little girl.

NO! WOLVERINE IS NOT GOING TO SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! NO! NONO!

Xavier sounds like he's choking on puke when he screams like that...

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone... AUGH! IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

Thor looks like a girl.

He's fuzzy and stinky! What could be better than being fuzzy and stinky?

Hello, mister wuzzum!

Hello, Quozey moto!

Hello, Baccher doodle!

You don't have a penis!

Penis penis penis!

It feels really weird to be driving with unbalanced penguins on my steering wheel.

-Skyler

You can't measure your armpit.

I can fit four Cheerio's in my belly button!

-my dad

(on the phone with Mom) Yes, I recommend wearing pants.

-Me!

Jack Sparrow is a BUMMMMMMM! He drinks RUMMMMMMMM!

It's gonna be really funny when Wolverine screams like little girl!

Cheese.

Merp!

Eeshaboogimuggum! (cuddles ferret)

(me) -burps- (Shari) Harriet, what do you say? (me) I burped! (Shari) What are you supposed to say? (me, sadly) Excuse me...

I hate RoyEd fanfics. Ed is just way too hot for Roy!

I HATE WINRY! GAAAAAAAAAH!

In English class we read a short story, and I didn't like the name of one of the characters. His name was Edwin.

Badger cheese!

Want to see my special pictures?

I like my special pictures. (:

Go screw a chipmunk, you fuckass dick head!

I'm droooooling! Look! I'm drooling!

I burped!

Your face! Hahahaha!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH! MY SKETCHBOOK!

What'd you say about back hair?

It doesn't taste good mixed with kool-aid.

Yup, it tastes like coffee. With a lot of sugar. SUGAR! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Here, have a fly that fell down my shirt.

That's MY popcorn! (hits Skyler over head with bag of popcorn XD)

And now... (BELCH!) ... you shall die.

I'm farting while I'm singing.

(whispering) But I likes mah boots.

What monkey is tha- I mean what movie is that?

Jay is happy today.

OMG you definitely don't want to know what Jay just said... ... ... Well, do you?

It's like finding an avocado in your head. It's just not right.

Crouching mango, hidden bacon!

Wrath does NOT have a penis on his foot!

The foot-penis is after you, Magi.

Here, Magi. Sign the clock.

Don't Swiffer the walls!!

Jay ish teh shmex.

I'm gonna kick you!!... er, with my hand!

Well, it's more sanitary than buttsex.

-Coversations

Dad: Woof woof! (holds up stuffed animal)

Me: -,-; That's a cat.

Dad: Oh. Meow meow!

Naomi: You suck!

Me: Suck what?

Naomi: Banana!

Jay: ZOMG WTF?! She did not just say that! XD

Me: XD!

Me: What kind of idiot tries to chop down a tree with a sledgehammer?!

Ricky: We did!

David: No, seriously, we did.

Skyler: Affirmative.

Me: -,-' You guys are morons. But mostly Skyler.

Julia: Is there a body part that begins with a P?

Me: ... XD!!

Julia: Oh... ew... I didn't think of that... DX

Random guy: I hate everyone.

Random guy 2: I need a goddamn muffin!

Me: Can I have some popcorn?

Magi: No, you're naked.

Jay: raises hand That would be my fault...

Maji: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

Me: Jack fell down and they got it on and took care of a baby forever!

Magi: O_o... HAHAHAHA!! XD!!

-people from the BPHS anime club

Congratulations. You have a screwed up mind.

Can I worship your drawing?

A spork. It has to be a spork. FEAR THE SPORK!

Don't touch me.

-people at school

Lindsay: What's a compact disk? random person: A cd. Lindsay: Ohhhh.

(this next quote is part of a theater arts game where the goal is to get someone to get off the couch by saying something)

Phill: (sits down) I have explosive diarrhea. other kid: (stands up) rest of class: (laughs violently) Lindsay: Hahahaha... Um... I don't get it.

Rommie: Poop'd on it!

Rommie: I'm wearing my laughter pants.

Ms Totty: RAHR! Venn diagram!! (shoves venn diagram in student's face)

Ms Totty: It smells like "eau de wet students" in here.

Alyssa: Holy freakin' momma's llamas!!

-quotes from movies and shows

boy- I'm 25 years old! vampire girl- (points down) Is that 25 years old? boy- (looks down and eyes bug out)

Ed- Woopty flippin' doo!

reporter- ...and my tiny little nipples went to France.

-the lamest quote of all time!

that weird alien thing from Cubix- I don't have a head!

-very stupid internet ads

Learn more about "poop" and related topics at Britannica.com

And here is my list of fanfics that are the most extreme!

Award for best real life crossover goes to... Ashiteru!

Award for best OOC fic goes to... The Palm Tree Within!

Award for Mary-Sue-est Mary-Sue goes to... the character Bri from Love by moonlit Blood!

Award for funniest fanfiction goes to... Ask the Cast!

Award for randomest fanfiction goes to... Randomness!

Award for 'omygosh you are so brave to write that' goes to... The Perils of Coffee!

Award for strangest FMA/Disney movie crossover goes to... Riza Encounters a Beasty!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose), ObeyTheSnarf

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile

If you like anchovy pineapple pizza, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to walk through a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you relate everything to fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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Drabbles of Course by angelinpunk reviews
Drabbles with any pairings.Ed has skittle wars, Al works at Jamba juice? Alphonse is a nut job. Roy and Ed seem to be the only sane ones.YOU WILL LAUGH!I'm not gonna lie, he first chapters of this sucks,I was 11,now 15, but later chapters are very excelle
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 20,335 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E.
Romance in Konoha by Sumikoa reviews
A love filled humurous romance fanfic featuring tons of Naruto characters and YOUR OCs! Many character pairings such as SasXSak,NaruXHina, ShikaXIno,references to TenXNeji, TenXLee, TemeriXShika,SakXNaru.I LOVE feedback so please read and review! Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 68,280 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Ask the Cast by AnimeMatrice reviews
Have you ever had a question that you've really wanted to ask your favourite FMA character? Well, here's your chance to do so, and read other fans' questions and answers from the cast of FMA!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/20/2006
Riza encounters a beasty by slinko reviews
Riza is trapped in a cursed castle. Can she escape? Will this candlestick ever get any manners? And What IS that thing in her room with a frying pan?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
And Then Dib Blew Up by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Fanfictions written by the cast of Zim! Examples are Zim, Dib, Gaz, GIR, Ms. Bitters, the Tallest, Tak, Iggins, Minimoose, Skoodge, Keef, Bill, Prof. Membrane, Gretchen, Nny for some reason, the Roboparents, Sizz Lorr, Mimi, and one last guest star.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
Based on a 'True' Story by Arktos reviews
Edward Elric finds himself in a world very different from his own, but very familiar to us. A dream every fan is familiar with, but very few take the time to consider the implications of…
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,609 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Edward E.
Judging Duty by Emu reviews
Of all the conceivable questions ever posed by humanity, this has got to be the signle most perplexing: Why in the world is Johnny in a courtroom?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 4/26/2002
The Everyday Adventures of Eggo and Alfalfa by HungryDemon reviews
Brothers Eggo and Alfalfa have paid terrible prices for the sin of trying to ressurect their dead hamster, Fluffy. The brothers,resembling pirates and glued in bean cans begin a new quest to find the one item that will retore them: The Shiny Red Rock.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Museum Exhibit by OneSong05 reviews
Four girls get sent to the POTC world through a museum exhibit. The twist? Jack and the others are teenagers. Will they help him find a treasure, or just get in the way? I vote for the latter.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Captured by slinko reviews
Gaz has been captured by Tak and now Zim and Dib must save her. But what happens when their ship gets attacked and they all end up on a deserted planet? ZAGR, DATR, SAGR, MAPR, possible GAMR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7065 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Roys Pepsi by slinko reviews
What happens when Ed won't listen to Roy rant about Pepsi? And then Roy is killed and Ed feels guilty about it. But he must shut the hell up about guilt and save the world from the fanta lord for he is the next PEPSI JEDI! warning: contains soy products
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Roy M., Edward E.
Chaos in Haven by slinko reviews
Several insane mudgirls arrive at Haven one day and chaos ensues! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHpieHAHAHAHA! HAVEN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAH! And Turnball will be in it! :D cuz he's only in 1 other fic. Isn't that stupid? poor turnball
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
The School for the Giftedly Challenged by RandomAvocados reviews
The characters from FMA become teachers and students at the School for the Giftedly Challenged. I have no idea how or why I came up with this.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 6/1/2006
Attack of the bad pairings! by slinko reviews
The FMA charecters are trapped in a bad pairing fanfic!will they escape?RoyxPride.RoyxED.RizaxWinry.BredaxHavoc.KainxFalman.ScarxAl.MaesxInuYasha?.!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
The little green boy by slinko reviews
um...where to begin? um...Ed and Scar are both Green. But Alphonse isn't. So, naturally, they ask a vampire why that is. um...i need help.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Edward E., Scar - Complete
The endless pit of doom by slinko reviews
Roy is trapped in a pit and he can't get out! What will happen to him? Will he survive? Find out! Please read and reveiw!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Roy M.
The Gate Misadventures by Chara-The-Heart reviews
Who knew The Gate had a sense of humor? Follow Ed and Al Elric's journey into a world that actually bends to complement Alchemy as they know it. A Harry Potter crossover! Marauder era XP
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,310 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Spiked by Ayumi Elric reviews
One day I decide to spike Roy's drink. Ends up everyone gets some. Complete randomness that I have made, more random then Poup! New chapter gets 'drunk' each chapter! [Chapter 6 is M rated due to some disturbing stuff. X3]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 11/4/2006
William, what is that? by OneSong05 reviews
Jack and Will encounter a strange, evil beastie. One we all fear...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Nny is Quite the Little Lover by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
I parody your NnyDevi stories. If you want your story parody'd, review and tell me. Read default chappy before spitting in my face.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Nightmares by The Lone Summoner reviews
All of the characters from the show have their own nightmares, right? Well, this is how they would react to them...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006
The court by slinko reviews
Roy is accused of killing Havocs pet toad. So, he goes to court. But what happens when Inuyasha is the prosecutor and a little girl is his defendant? Chaos that's what!Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Roy M.
Metal and Fire of Hogwarts by Roze Alchemist reviews
Roy and Ed are sent to Hogwarts on a new mission, is there a lead on the philosopher's stone? Do they need to protect Harry Potter, or is all of this just a scam? Read and review!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,124 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 11/28/2005
Edward's Balomi by triggerhappy.antagonist reviews
A Collection Of Random Oneshots For Your Amusement. Please Note That They May Cause Seizures Or Brain Failure Due To The Extreme Amount Of Stupidity. You Have Been Warned! Recently Re-Edited.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,116 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
A Golden Sky by Snowing Petals reviews
A group of friends get sucked into the world of a certain Alchemist. What will happen when the girls fall into the mysterious world of alchemy? Bad summary, Sorry. Please R&R! CURRENTLY NOT BEING WORKED ON
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Sink or Float by RecklessxDreamer reviews
Kiley and Elizabeth have this popular T.V. show called Sink or Float.It is an easy gameshow to understand.They take innocent Anime characters and chuck them into the water for their own amusement, and of course yours too. Finished.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Full Metal Alchemist in a Nutshell by Ayumi Elric reviews
My own twisted version of Full Metal Alchemist. Because FMA deserves to be twisted, right? And if I wasn't gonna do it, who would? Don't answer that. Warning: Total weirdness and slight amount of FMAbased crack. Nothing makes sense. You have been warned!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
DrPhil by Amako-chan reviews
Sum: Edward on Dr.Phil's show. Poor Edward, he's seen way too much in his lifetime, it's official, lol. Please R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
When Fangirls Attack by FyreOpal25 reviews
Havoc must save the day! Yes, I'm serious.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Jean H.
The Tale of Envy's Hair by Torii-Butterfly reviews
What do you do when Wrath's high on chocolate, and none of the Homunculi apart from Envy are anywhere to be seen...or transmuted? Find out here.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Envy - Complete
What would Ed and others do for a klondike bar? by slinko reviews
The FMA cast are bribed with klondike bars. But who's behind giving the bars away? And why? And whats your shoe size? Anyways, i've always liked toast. It's just this...thing I have about toast. Dude, toast freaking ROCKS. dosen't it? yeah..i like pie too
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006
The Day Ed Replies to Fanmail by jojosylvia reviews
Ed gets his own computer and now all the fangirls have his email! Now, I have stolen his account name and password so now we can all read what they wrote to him! And, of course, his replies :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Edward E.
Triwizard Troubles beta by Spheral3 reviews
(the new version is up and ready to read. under same name)Edward is sent to bodyguard Harry Potter. They soon meet Sora and Riku, who have a secret mission of their own. Edward must keep his wits about him if he wants to keep Harry safe and survive the year of Magic and Heartless! FMAXHPXKH quite old, there will be a new one
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,237 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Edward E. - Complete
An Extremely Awkward Problem by Lynlyn-maru reviews
Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Welcome to My World, I Think by agent000 reviews
Here I'm having an almost normal day for once, when suddenly, BOOM! Ed appears. Now what am I supposed to do?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Edward E.
The Perils of Coffee by Sol1056 reviews
Edward's first foray into sexual education...rated for explicit clinical language. Ahem.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
Squeegee by ArmAndLeg reviews
Nny decides that tonight would be the perfect night to visit his easily terrorized neighbor. Cute, if not slightly disturbing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
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Dreamfluff reviews
They've battled side-by-side, and they're as close as friends can be. But could they be closer? A shared dream may bring the answer. But what will their friends think? ScraftyXMusharna yuri. Rated M for language, violence, and mating scenes.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Musharna, Scrafty/Zuruzukin
Will you help me take over the world? reviews
Zim gets transferred to a new school, and finds someone there that's almost as crazy as he is. Soon, chaos ensues and the world will never be the same again. Real life crossover fic, which means some of this stuff we actually did. Several OC pairings
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,688 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Zim
Bald Eagle reviews
Ed and Al end up in our world, and I meet them. Now they must face a miniature colonel bastard, living in the basement, hentai, the Numa Numa song, the homunculi, and more. Multiple oc pairings. This series is over. Reasons in last two chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 49,345 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Jaybird reviews
Sequel to Bald Eagle: The chaos continues, blah blah blah, lemons, oc pairings... This series is done now. Reasons are in the last two chapters. Thanks for your support!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Quotes from Slinko reviews
Drabbles based on quotes from Slinko's stories! Plus an entire chapter written by Slinko herself!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Edward E.
And then And then! AND THEN! reviews
Sari [slinko] battles Edward Elric. Does it have a plot? Even I don't know! Rated T just in case. BEWARE THE RANDOM FUDGE! Ahem. cough.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Edward E.
Chapter Thirty Five and a Half! reviews
Don't read this unless you've read up to chapter thirty five in my fanfic Bald Eagle. Used to be rated M, but several people said in their reviews that its more like a T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Edward E. - Complete