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Joined 08-01-06, id: 1105356, Profile Updated: 06-26-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Greek.

Name- Jo

Birthday-March 19

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LiveJournal: qwsedcrfvt (has 3 Inception fics)
Tumblr: tryingtofallbehind

I haven't really been on FF.net in a long time. I've been sticking around LJ so... maybe I should come back.

Ok, big news everyone. The wonderfully amazing LucyCrewe11 saved my story The Rings. She is posting it on her account. Since I hope it is obvious from this message, she did not steal it. I am fully aware that it is getting posted and she asked my permission before doing anything. I am allowing her to also finish it, and at the moment we're just swapping ideas. I don't know when the first new chapter will be up, but I will try to update this when it is.

My Stories:

Reminiscing- Working on the next chapter, it might be a while, I have major writer's block...
The Cullens and Bella's Views On Various Things- Revising previous chapters and writing the new one.

I might start writing a Maximum Ride fic again... Or maybe something for One Tree Hill or The Office. And maybe I'll start writing The Breakfast Club again (I love that movie). And Harry Potter. I miss Harry Potter. Ok... so maybe I might start writing a lot of things lol.

As for my interests...

Traveling: Anywhere and everywhere.

Music: Basically all over the place. My musical percentages are 70 punk rock/alternative/emo, 10 country (I listened to it for a year straight, there was no way I was getting out unscathed), 10 random songs I've heard and just had to buy, 5 Broadway musicals and soundtracks, and 5 pop/the occasional good rap song. I like everything except rap and country, and even then there are some exceptions. My currents obsessions: Imogen Heap's "Speeding Cars," Regina Spektor's "Eet," Jack's Mannequin's "Dear Jack," SafetySuit's "What If," Fall Out Boy's "Yule Shoot Your Eye Out," A Day to Remember's "If It Means a Lot to You," and anything from Glee.

Books: Again, I'm all over the place. My favorite book thus far though has to be The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. And David Levithan is a genius.

TV: I watch so many shows it's kind of hard to keep track. Main obsessions: The Office, Greek, Grey's Anatomy, One Tree Hill, Glee, Criminal Minds, and I have just fallen in love with Desperate Housewives. And Brothers & Sisters.

Movies: Forrest Gump is my favorite movie of all time. The Dark Knight is a close second.

Fanfiction: It's definately a tie between Human Interest by MadLori and The Black Rose Season on LiveJournal by artic_grey. But they are both slash, so if you don't like that, I don't recommend looking them up.

Things That Make Me Happy: Reviews, new music, adorable, cute, and cliche romance movies, hyper people in movies/books/TV shows/fanfiction, Coca-Cola, Ritter's vanilla ice cream, good editing on YouTube videos, taking pictures, looking at pictures, traveling, texting, being alone, shopping, constructive criticism, Christian Siriano, gay guys in general because they're (almost) always nice and really funny, big words, sticky notes (especially the mini ones),

Things That Do Not Make Me Happy: Hyper people in real life, people inslulting the Beatles, spending money, long breaks between new episodes/books/chapters, cliff hangers, spiders, mean people, criticism on the words I use in my writing, people tapping,

And because I love them so much... QUOTES!! I absolutely love quotes, from songs, movies, fanfiction, books, TV shows, real life, and basically anything else that can be quoted.

"I tell you, Jesus Christ is extraterrestrial!" -Carl Sagan

Greg: You know me, the workaholic
Nick: You're playing Solitare -From fanfiction

"Anxious, not nervous. It's different. It's medical." -It's Kind of a Funny Story

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -P.S. I Love You

"Eat... Swim... Sleep... Get gold medals hung around neck..." -Reporter talking about Michael Phelps

Me: I just didn't like Renesme. She was too perfect.
Gina: Well, if you met her you'd like her!

"I'm so glad we're not really gay." -A Random Guy in the hall.

Jen: I love the Office! I'm a new fan!
Cassi: OMG! I love that show too!
Harrison: Well, I like House, I'm better than you.
Me: Well I'm better than all three of you, I like House and the Office.

~From Greek~Casey: I know where I want to be in ten years, do you?
Cappie: ~shrugs~ I wanna be with you.

Now, quotes from Christian Siriano because he is, in his own words, so fierce.

Christian: I sleep on the floor at home, so I guess that's good.
Other guys: YOU DO?
Christian: I'd rather buy clothes than buy a bed.

"So I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna die." -Christian Siriano

"I am not feeling fierce right now."

"She's really fierce. She's like, one of the fiercest people I've ever met, and that's a big deal."

Tim: We're going someplace-
Christian: Fabulous?
Tim: Fabulous.
Christian: Is it fierce? It better be fierce.

"Our team is, pretty fierce. So I just called everyone Team Star because, Team Star is like hot, like star, like celebrity."

"My table's so dirty. Oh, I'm gonna cry."

"Chris' garment was pure costume. 100 percent. Steven's was god awful hideous. Alisa's was god awful hideous. But, the judges might die over it. Or die because of it."

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Scars: Original Version by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language. Original Version of Story. Unfinished. Plan to rewrite in future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,531 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Two Crows Joy by MadLori reviews
Sequel to Human Interest. Jack and Ennis deal with their newly expanded household as the holidays approach, bringing visitors and new developments.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 161,177 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 3/12/2006
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2173 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stupidity by funkymunk reviews
This is a post MR2 Fic. Lots of action, lots of FAXNESS, lots of intensity and lots of humor. Think of this as an "Adventures of the flock" sort of thing, lot of focus on Max and Fang. Stays in character and continues from MR2 like a novel.READ: Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/1/2007
Smoke and Mirrors by Saiyachick reviews
Bella has a nightmare involving hybrids, childbirth, imprints, and much more. For those who did not enjoy Breaking Dawn. Spoilers. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Hot Tub Truth or Dare! by grimmkimfaerytales reviews
What it says. Comissioned by the VMT Queens of Games and Skits, so you know it's good. Don't hate the player, baby! Story as is, sequel in progress. We are not Ms. Meyer. Reviews, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Prank Wars by EdwardAddict reviews
COMPLETE! Fang wants revenge for having to play Truth or Dare. Of course, Max strikes back. It turns into an all out Prank War. Even Ari and Jeb are getting involved. Is this an epidemic? MANGNESS! Voted Best Humor fic in the MR fanfic awards
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 31,518 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Things You Should Never Do by Sadness-is-Beautiful reviews
50 things you should never, ever, ever do, as demonstrated by the good people...and vampires...and werewolves...of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Home at Last by Venomous Angel 75 reviews
She's been gone for three years and has just now been able to find her way home. How will the flock react? How will he react? Please review. Warning for Language. Complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,490 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Fang, Max - Complete
Just Beginning by mrspencilcase reviews
Max and the rest of the Flock are practically starting life over after destroying Itex. Further adventures are sure to come. R & R please! FAX. Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Set after SOF. This is about how Max and Fang get together then end up at Ella and her Mom's. Their is Faxness, I love Fluff! T to be safe.They might go to school their. marie47 out
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006
You Know You're Obsessed with Twilight When by Miss Myrtle360 reviews
So this is a list I came up with...see if you apply to any of them!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Royal Embassy from Isandria by PhoenixFeatherQueens reviews
This is a PeterOC fic. Summary inside kind of. Please give it a chance and don't flame! This is written by Arianna. THANKYOU! Rated because I don't know where I will be taking this...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
Maximum Ride: Friends? Couples? by makara-butts reviews
This story continues off of the epilouge of Max Ride: School's Out Forever. Max and Fang get togethe, but then Max gets captured and somehow is asleep for a long time...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Law and Politics by FictionInReality reviews
He was sure no one would make the connection between “Sandy Cohen” and “Ryan AtwoodCohen.” After all, Cohen was a common last name. Ryan tries to avoid nepotism in Sandy's class and Sophie just might ruin it. Postfinale. Oneshot. Pointless fluff.
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Ryan A., Sandy C. - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Esme was NOT Kidding by Appy4la reviews
In the world of Amusement parks with the Cullens. In the last chapter of previously mentioned fanfic, Esme jokingly threatened Emmet with making him take up a job. What if she wasn’t joking…?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006
Amusment Parks with the Cullens by Appy4la reviews
The Cullen siblings take Bella to an amusment park, where they agree to all go on the same rides. Should be amusing. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,707 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Complete
Dentistry by nyanja14 reviews
By chance one hot summer day, Max finds Fang's mom. But can she let him go?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The College Life by Golden Immortality reviews
*Written by: The Equestrian Writer* Complete. Summary:Read to fine out. Review if you want more. Hehehe!
Heartland - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,867 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Complete
Strangers on a Plane by britchick reviews
A little holiday tale. GL
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Complete
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The Cullen's and Bella's Views on Various Things reviews
If you've read Emmett Cullen's Views on the Nintendo Wii or High School Musical, these will be one-shots in the same pattern, all in one nice little package. Otherwise, the title really says it all. Rating for slight use of language in some chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/1/2007
Reminiscing reviews
The way that the second semester should have gone I think . Sorry for the bad summary, please just read. CappieCasey
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008