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Joined 08-02-06, id: 1105708, Profile Updated: 06-11-14
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto.

Wow I haven't been here in ages. This profile SORELY needed updating. I'm hoping to re-vamp a few of my previous series that have been popular. I really missed writing, but I've been going through some person stuff that has made my creativity go on the back burner. For those people who have continually read, commented, subscribed, and favorited, thank you. I can't wait to get back into the swing of things.

FANARTS!

I just recently got my first one! This is from the amazing Maiumaora and for the Stupidity series. This is Kumori-baka.

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The Life and Times of the Kazekage's Assistant by Kitty Slap reviews
Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,430 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gaara
Slice of Heaven by Ysavvryl reviews
It is said that when good people die, they go to Heaven. But what happens to good animals after they die? And what happens if a human ends up at the wrong afterlife crossing?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,656 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rover
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Don't Say A Thing by greywings2 reviews
better than it sounds! There's an American transfer student in Ouran, a girl with a sarcastic attitude, not your usual OC! She's going to live with Hikaru and Kaoru, work with the host club, and cause trouble! couples: HikaruxKaoru TamakixHaruhi MorixOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F.
The Game by Ginkaishoku reviews
Shakkin Satsu is a butt-kicking gambler, shrewd buisnesswoman, and avid spy, as well as being the author and editor of the bingo book. But what happens when this Ex-Suna kunoichi meets her match in the greediest s-ranked shinobi of the Akatsuki? KakuzuXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,291 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Kakuzu - Complete
Spare Change by serenphoria reviews
Collection of shorts. Insights, projections, snapshots, theories, etc. #23: Jiraiya - Being ridiculously awesome comes at a cost.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Jiraiya
Kulpo by Commander reviews
Vanessa's fights with her dad would probably last a lot longer if the guilt and remorse didn't go both ways. One-shot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Vanessa, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Forever by kunoichixakura reviews
After Sasuke came back from Orochimaru, he found a note in his apartment. From her. It was always her. But, it wasn't what he expected. After 3 years, it still wasn't what he expected her to be. Black with red clouds. SasuSaku. New version!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
To Heaven, Wherever You Are by Cezille07 reviews
By himself, Ferb calls Phineas "Mr. Oblivious". Only now does he realize that this odd title was a blessing in disguise. ONESHOT, implied Phinabella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Isabella, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Sakuwa Hawuno by Delicate Desires reviews
Sakura gets hurt during a mission to retrieve Sasuke, and she turns chibi! With the girls gone, it's up to the Konoha men to babysit her. What happens when she gets 'kidnapped' by Akatsuki, and that only Orochimaru knows the cure to save her? SakuraxMulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,430 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sakura H.
Snapshot by Cezille07 reviews
Both wanting to escape Danville, Heinz and Vanessa run away to Gimmelschtump. Maybe there they'll find the father-daughter bond they've secretly been longing for.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Asleep by Kissy Fishy reviews
Vanessa comments on the British boy currently asleep on her shoulder.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Vanessa, Ferb - Complete
Loving You In Silence by linalove reviews
Silence had been her best friend since she was born but the only time she really wished to speak was when she met him.Jack Sparrow/OC. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,804 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
When Holes Swallow Girls by CrackedLips reviews
So there I was, on my merry way to Integrated Science, when I nearly fall face-first into a large gaping hole in the sidewalk. It wasn't even, like, a sewage manhole or anything - just a huge, black pit. Seriously, what the hell? OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sasuke U.
Blue Romance by MistedVines reviews
AU There are four schools, each ruled by different students, Ino of Konohagakure, Gaara of Sunagakure, Sasuke of Otogakure and Itachi of Akatsuki. What happens when normal student, Haruno Sakura, gets thrown into the mix? Sakura/Itachi/Sasuke/Deidara/Sai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,277 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Sakura H.
Transported by gar-a-ash reviews
I had a normal life. Brothers that fought, chores to do, ect. But, I somehow get sucked into some parallel universe because of a "jutsu" gone wrong. What is a jutsu anyways! These people think I'm some sort of demon. But I can't be, right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009
Hidden by gar-a-ash reviews
Sequal to Rescue. After twenty years, the Akatsuki have been disbanded. Kakuzu and Hidan have parted ways, never to see each other. But what happens when Hidan discovers an old love? Please read Rescue first
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Finally by Airanke reviews
Tsunade decides that it's high time Hidan was dug out of his hole. However, he seems to have lost his pride and arrogance. Can Sakura help him get it back, and can he help her learn to love again?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,044 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
To Love a Demon by Tao-Senpai reviews
Commanded to capture one of the most elite medic ninja within the five great ninja countries. He didn't bargain to end up playing babysitter for a spitfire with an attitude problem. KisamexOC -being revised and updated!-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,129 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kisame H.
Monsterman by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
They question their ability to be near the Iwasura 's obvious they're a monster, what if they hurt her?She was delicate.What if they break her trust in him?She was fragile.What if, in her eyes, they were still a monster? She was a good girl.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Zetsu, OC - Complete
Tobi's Christmas by gar-a-ash reviews
What happens when an elf tells Tobi he was put on the bad list by mistake? Chaos, that's what! A Christmas present to all you guys!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Obito U./Tobi
The Blind, The Deaf and The Mute by ShadowCasper reviews
Itachi’s blind ,Lee's Deaf and Hinata's mute. They’ve become very good friends and are about to start a new school together. But trying to keep their disabilities a secret is harder than they thought. KisaIta, NaruHina, GaaLee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,950 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U.
The Boy You Once Knew by hereandgone reviews
One-shot. "There was a boy you once knew... Do you remember him? He cries alone, while you complain, surrounded by loved ones..." A somewhat poetic short about the many orphans in Naruto. Because no one truly understands what it means to be an orphan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
Daybreak by sei.to.the.rah reviews
Sarah was throwing a slumber party for all her friends. The power went out and tornado sirens are going off. We are all in Sarah’s basement. The sirens stopped. The power came back on. We slowly walk back up the stairs to see… the Akatsuki?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Akatsuki
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Reliance by silent nox2 reviews
And along came a green eyed girl... SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Rescue by gar-a-ash reviews
Kakuzu is attacked by a bear, and the only one there to help him is a strange girl who lives like an animal. Hidan is nowhere to be found, and Kakuzu finds himself having to depend on this strange girl, who has no knowledge of how to talk.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,393 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kakuzu
Nyogashutouka by Nevervana reviews
Like a moth flying into the lamp's fire, I feel like I'm just inadvertently drawn to trouble. For example, dimension-hopping after being hit by a bus and, in my quest to get home, becoming "Ga," the wanted S-ranked criminal. How did this happen again...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Akatsuki, Jiraiya
Necessity by Delicate Desires reviews
She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Because The Night by Nykali reviews
Boy sees girl. Boy likes girl. Boy kidnaps girl? Hinata is stuck in a life of trial and tribulation, she's married to a man who loathes her, and her family has deserted her. Will a man who comes to kidnap her be her hero? KakuHina M ON INDEFINITE HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hinata H.
You and Me by nuriiko reviews
Dateme Mar09 Contest. Kakuzu, Hinata pairing.Hinata wailed but close her mouth with her hands when she discovered that her intimidating superior was again standing in front of her desk, with a glint of amusement in his eyes, holding up a power cord.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hinata H., Kakuzu - Complete
Wish Me My Perfect Christmas by fallin.sunshine reviews
“Starting today, you’ll have twelve Christmas wishes to fulfil. One for each day. Therefore, you’ll have twelve days, the last wish being fulfilled on Christmas itself.” — NARUHINA. NEJITEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,495 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Broken Seashells by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, a believed mute, is adopted into a family from Mist with four brothers waiting to accept her, scars and all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
Our Princess by Eternal-Explosionist reviews
She was the Akatsuki Princess. She brought so much happiness with her. But after a battle, things take a turn for the worst. I could only stand on the sidelines as someone else held her heart... Deidara OC Kisame (Revamped!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Deidara, Kisame H., OC - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Bathroom Blowout by KeitaPekoe reviews
Deidara is bent on revenge and has the perfect plan to get it; poor Mariko just wants a nice, relaxing shower after a hard day of training. So what happens when there's a misunderstanding and a severe conflict of interests?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
How We Stroll by KeitaPekoe reviews
Sasori puts his own twist on teaching Mariko how to walk.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasori - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
The Perfect Christmas by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
In which Ben tries to make up for all the Christmases Riley didn’t get as child. Semisequel to Magic of the Season. BenRiley brotherly fluff with a side of BenAbby. Chapter 18 of 25: Christmas Music.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,216 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007
The Little Things That Count The Most by itsnotaboutlove reviews
Sydney and Riley are best friends, who would do anything for eacch other. When Sydney brings home a necklace from Italy, they learn that it's a key to another part of the treasure.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Kisame's Fangirl problem by Kobukat reviews
Kisame and Itachi attend a con in our world to fulfill their Otaku boss' crazed wishes. On the way back they pick up a fangirl with memory problems. Warning: OOC moments, strange dimenstional traveling Jutsu, a shy Kisame fangirl, and humor. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,361 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kisame H.
Sick Day by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
Riley has a cold, Abby gets to nag, and Ben once again plays observer in his own life. [BenAbby and BenRiley Brotherly Fluff].
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Upside Down by TK Grimm reviews
[DeiSaku] AU. Sakura Haruno has the perfect life, perfect job, perfect friends and perfect boyfriend. That is, until she meets Deidara and her world is turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,520 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - [Deidara, Sakura H.] [Sasori, Ino Y.] - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 348 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
Just another Hermione Snape love story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twenty Truths About Hidan by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 164 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,121 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
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Tutoring for Dummies REWRITTEN reviews
The prestigious Konoha Boarding School has offered Hinata a free full ride. The only catch is that she has to spend hours tutoring three of their worst students. What could go wrong? KisaHina Slight AkatsukiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/25 - Hinata H., Kisame H.
Protectors reviews
Summary: Sequel to Others Being stupid brought them together, now her stupidity will force them apart. Kakuzu/OC ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,872 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Kakuzu, Obito U./Tobi
Savage Repose reviews
Villainy, treachery, bravery, and Tobi! Sequel to Stupid Geniuses
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,673 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Itachi U.
Speak Now reviews
Loosely based off Taylor Swift's "Speak Now." Sakura crashes Ino and Sasuke's wedding. Slight Ino bashing. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Geniuses reviews
Stupidity series rewritten All I did is wish that something exciting would happen to me! I didn't want to get kidnapped. Maybe talking to strangers IS bad… Akatsuki/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,301 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Bottom of a Bottle reviews
Itachi has a drinking problem, and Kisame knows the cause. It's always a girl, isn't it? Itachi/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Paper Angels reviews
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of kick-a tattoos and piercings are all she knows. He'll show her that even a surgical nightmare can help a not-so distressing damsel. Kakuzu/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,512 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Kakuzu, Konan
Untouchable reviews
After finding Pein wounded and weakened, Sakura nurses him back to help. What happens when he makes her an offer she can’t refuse? Pein/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Botany reviews
A fluffy crackshot for Maiumaora. ZeTen. Yes, you read that right. ZetsuxTenTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Zetsu, Tenten - Complete
One Last Breath reviews
Tobi reflects on his life after Deidara's death. A little sadder. Implied Tobito. A not-fluffy drabble for Maiumaora.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Puppet Doll reviews
Hinata is in the Akatsuki now, but there's something majorly different about her. SasoHina, oneshot for AkaHina97
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hinata H., Sasori - Complete
Tutoring for Dummies reviews
The prestigious Konoha Boarding School has offered Hyuuga Hinata an all expense paid scholarship, complete with room and board. The catch? She has to tutor the most famous bad boys there. KisaHina Slight AkatsukiHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,170 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
HeartPounding reviews
A HinaHidan crackshot for twilightaddict131.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Hidan, Hinata H.
Others reviews
Afraid of the dark? You should be. Kakuzu/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,487 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakuzu
Isn't Stupidity Contagious? reviews
Sequel to Stupidity at its Best. Is it that bad that I want to live a normal criminal life? I'm really starting to regret saving Tobi…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Cold Season reviews
A spin-off of Others. Kumori is sick so it's Nurse Tobi to the rescue! Kumori/Tobi, so fluff you'll rot your teeth!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Christmas Movies Akatsuki Style! reviews
The Akatsuki's take on some of our favorite Christmas movies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Stupidity at its Best reviews
Who really thought that being a good samaritan could get me into so much trouble? AkatsukixOc Rated for Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
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