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I am me. I do not have a total grasp on reality.I am paranoid. Somewhat claustrophobic.Unsure. Funny. Hallucinator. Mad. DayDreamer. I have an open mind and a just as much open heart. I'm not a square more like(ASNNNNADSADHEUARF4445A44444444G48RA4TG1SW1G5SSSSSSSSSSSSGGGST8RAR8+R6RYJ4KJU)

I hate Barney with a large amount of wasted passion. I have no regrets. It's okay to cry. It's even better to laugh. I am crazy for quotes and un garcons. Shoes and Music. Love and Lust. Smiles and smirks. Vampires and lycanthropes. Not necessarily in that order.

I'm unusual. I'm special. I'm unique. I'm original. I'm used and new. A contradiction all the way through. I'm a snake-hater, sometimes man-hater and definitely all time peace lover.

Romance books make me smile. They make me smirk. They make me drool and swoon and sigh...and that's just the cover.

I am a dork and i don't mean a whale's "yous knows whats". As in book loving- glasses wearing- attitude giving (sometimes), type of dork. Some may say i'm a bit bi-polar. Others would agree in a heart-beat.

I enjoy finding out random and weird facts and revel in Ripley's.

So maybe i do hold a candle for johnny depp. That just means i have good taste. My dreams of someday tracking down his whereabouts (as soon as i'm not dirt-poor) do in no way say something about my mental stability. It's perfectly fine.

I have been known to spontaneously combust of too much fangirling.

What's your definition of fine? When you're peace-fully laid back on the couch and are watching t.v or when you're running for your life and haven't been caught.

Tim Burton sucks and the sky is green. Did you know that the electric chair was invented by a Dentist. Think about that next time you decide to take a field trip to the dentist's office...

Whose side are you on? Edward Cullen or Jacob Black? I think that says a lot about your character. If you can't decide, like moi, then you, mon ami are ...well you can switch it up once in a while. teehee. Like say it's a full moon, now be truthful who are you gonna choose. And um for Vampires-well- oooh oooh- like you go to romania, Who would you choose? Exactly! P.S i really hope we're on the same page. Or rather would you want to be a Were-Hunter. Yes, only a few(?) privileged know of that species.

Tights make me pissed off. All that tugging and twisting and agonizing. I don't anymore...wear them, that is.

I occupy the same birthday as Kazuki Hihara. Take that!

I hate exercising. Thank God i have a high metabolism. I'm not a couch potato. I sit on the floor. My new year's resolution (unbeknownst to me, though) is to not swear. It degrades the female character. Not that it doesn't the males either, but does moi really care? Non.

I'm easily obsessed. Easily distracted. I try not to curse like a beer-bellied trucker. I'm a chronic writer. A shipper. I have more manga boyfriends than you do.I get a little too intense when it comes to loving Johnny Depp. jacob black. Edward Cullen. Jasper. Wolverine. I'm warning you... For that matter, any harem of gorgeous guys from neo-romance...you know who you are boys...

Love is a Many Trousered Thing

Woe is Georgia! Georgia Nicolson thought life was hard when her only worry was whether Masimo would choose her over Wet Lindsay. Now that he has, life should be simple, right? Wrong! Suddenly, Robbie the Sex God reappears, back from Kiwi-a-gogo land, and Dave the Laugh starts acting strange.

With three possible boyfriends, a besty friend who only wants to wander through nature with her boyfriend, and a hair dye-wearing father who simply does not understand her, Georgia’s life is once again turned upside down. She is in the cake shop of luuuurve, but will she come out with three cakes—or none?

LuuurveD THIS bOOK!!

I claimed Jack's sexual inuendos The POTC Blog Crew

Sneer : Draco Malfoy Fan

"She didn’t want to admit that this was the actual problem. She thought Ron was cute, rather like a new puppy, all eager eyes and bouncy enthusiasm. Cute was not the first word that came to mind when thinking about Draco Malfoy. Manipulative, sneaky, intelligent, intense, evil - gorgeous, sexy, dangerous. No, no, NO! Bad brain! Hermione wanted to hit her traitorous head against a wall. She could see now why it was so appealing to the house elves."

Fanfiction:Pansy's Volcano

Claim Harry Potter Community!

I claimed:)
Character:Fred Weasley
Pairings:Draco/Hermione
Objects, Clothes, Body Parts & Things:Draco Malfoy's eyes

My pairings: Draco/Hermione(Dramione) Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth (sparrabeth) Casey/Derek (Dasey) highly related>>>Ah-Meng/Xi Yue

Clark/Lois (Clois) Clark/Chloe Edwin/Liz (Lizwin) Ziva/Tony

...More when i think of them.

Ok, read this and if it makes you sad or feel anything at all copy it onto your profile

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

To stop this for others

And if you read this

And don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

If you are against child abuse.

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Dumbledore's Offer by Tickled Purple Monkey reviews
The Golden Trio is ready to start looking for Voldemort's Horcruxes, but they weren't expecting Draco Malfoy to come along. Harry and Ron are annoyed that he's there, but Hermione finds that the pureblood has a nice side. Eventually DMHG. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,932 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Magickal Handcuffs by x ForgetMeNot reviews
How can a pair of magical handcuffs bring two enemies together? Dramione WARNING: VERY OUT OF CHARACTER! BACK AFTER A SIX YEAR LONG HAITIUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Forbidden by Darkest Dawn reviews
He hated her...but he would have her. After all: Forbidden fruit always tasted much sweeter. -Being revised-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,068 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
High School Dropouts by potc-and-hpfan reviews
hermione and draco, head boy and girl, are assigned to attend high school in America. will they survive? DMHG GETTING REVISED AND UPDATED TILL FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,770 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6768 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 2,684 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Beautifully Queer by Amewusika reviews
She opened her eyes for the first time in the 16 years she had been alive, befriended an enstranged drag queen, and lived on her own accord. She never realized how hard life could be until she began to live it on her own. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,499 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Summer of Definate Insanity by ohxemxgee reviews
FINISHED! Dramione. Hermione and Draco are forced to spend the whole summer together. Full summary inside. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,673 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sed Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes by pink-levicorpus reviews
It is seventh year and Hermione has been appointed Head Girl opposite Draco Malfoy. How will the trio react when Hermione begins to feel the effects of working so close to Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,883 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lost in Mystic Creek1 by xh4z3L3y3sx reviews
A delightful mix of all our favorite couples thrown into one dramafilled culdesac. MAJOR AU and CROSSOVER. DracoHermione RoryJess PaceyJoey SawyerKate EdwardBella SpikeBuffy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,040 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Little Drabbles, 10 Little Songs by Kawaii-babi reviews
So, I know that I will not get tagged for the Ipod Challenge thingy... so... I tag myself: I was bored... so yeah... r&r... some of them are actually cute. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 4034 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Always in Love With You by QuickLE reviews
Seventh year, Hermoine and Draco are Head Girl and Boy and sharing a dorm. Hermoine has changed since the holidays and her friends aren't the only one noticing, Can Draco find it out and also realise something himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I'm in Hell by SLyTHeRiNz DiVaZ reviews
Draco and Hermione "I'm in Hell...with only one bed in it." They thought *New Chapter 20 up*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,067 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Toy by instance reviews
All Haruhi wanted in life was to get through school relatively unscathed. Hikaru and Kaoru have just found their new toy in the form of a very pretty, intelligent, and highly oblivious female scholarship student.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,710 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Dear Diary by Amewusika reviews
The truth behind the book worm, everything from the infamous slap to random midnight romps, and her somewhat unhealty obsession with good grades. Dramione R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,903 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Loving is a Game, Lying is a Skill by holding.on reviews
Hermione's changed...she can be as callous or warm to people as she likes. So what's to happen when a goody goody and the most sought after man at Hogwarts are mysteriously locked in a room? Pre OotP. DMHG. Chapters 1 to 5 edited. r&r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,921 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Things to Never say to Voldy by alyssialui reviews
WARNING: Only say these if you have a death wish. These will immediately get you at the wrong end of an Avada Kedavra. I hope you find it funny though. you have been warned. Ideas welcome. Also I got tons of these, so this wont finish soon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,727 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Communication Breakdown by spadul reviews
She no longer cares about making it out alive. All she can think, breath, drink, and consume is her need to finally figure him out. Because Draco Malfoy is an equation that needs to be solved. And Hermione Granger won’t rest until she’s received full mark
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,770 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Opposites Attract by White Horse Princess reviews
Harry and Ron don't believe the saying Opposites Attract really is true. So Ginny decides to prove them wrong, unfortunatly Hermione and Draco are the two lucky contestants. T for language in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Phoenix and the Wolf by Muggledog reviews
After his tumultous second year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter discovers that his aunt and uncle have refused to take him back for more than one week out of the summer. Find out where Harry must live instead, and the adventures that follow. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,964 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Unexpected World by Vampires4Ever reviews
When Hermione is trapped in an upsidedown world, surprises are at every corner. Some surprises are good, some...well...read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Debutante Ball by sizzleberrylicious reviews
Hermione and Draco are forced to plan the 7th year Debutante Ball together as Head Girl and Boy. Trouble arises in the form of a young Zabini boy.. Need I say more? Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,078 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Force Of Love by Rumyum reviews
When Draco and Hermione are Forced to be together!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Draco and Hermione were both killed during a prank gone wrong. Sentenced to eternal damnation their punishments are to be with each other 24 7. Will they be able to get a long and try to find a way to redemption? warning: sick humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Key by Kiska King reviews
Casey gets locked out of her room, after taking a shower. And guess who has the key... Dasey OneShot
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
He said, she said by odyssey1 reviews
He's been trying to convince me for the last ten minutes that Liz wants nothing more than to spend the holidays with her nogood delinquent son she was so eager to send into the pits of a small town hell. RoryJess during The Bracebridge Dinner
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Helplessly Deluded by Torniquet reviews
CaseyEdwin. I knew she was trying to understand a reality that she didn't believe possible before. The reality that her little stepbrother wants her.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,777 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Jackknifed by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Hermione investigates a noise to find Draco lounging in an empty classroom. A chance meeting that goes beyond petty hate evolves them into something neither would have expected. Does a pureblood's veins really run cleaner? Sequel up and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Theory by Dying Romance reviews
“I am not a lesbian!” Hermione said, exasperated. “Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you,” Draco insisted. “I like boys!” He raised an eyebrow. “Prove it by kissing a guy then.” OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Experiment by swimchick1614 reviews
Moze decides to conduct an experiment using Ned. NedMoze
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Deliverance by Bleumidget reviews
One possible version of the journey to rescue Jack. No Will bashing, but definitely no W E 'ship. Jack & Elizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007
Hermione's Crisis by samkay reviews
Hermione is having a crisis, so she plans for revenge by starting with none other than Draco Malfoy. But there is more in store for her, a little something she never planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,752 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Second To None by LadySlythindor reviews
One Shot! Draco’s eye’s flashed as he pulled Hermione close and whispered in her ear “Then let me prove to you love, that I am second to none”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Building Trust Changing Sides by IrethMalfoy reviews
HBP Spoilers! After the fateful night in the Astronomy Tower Draco runs for his life. He has no where to turn with the Dark Lord on his heels.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,671 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Man by AbandonedDreams reviews
Hermiones place in Dracos bed is threatened when she thinks he’s been fooling around with Pansy. She’s angry and wont take it. He is hers, and she’ll make sure he knows it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ivory Buttons by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] Companion piece to 'Nightgown'. In her haste, Hermione rips Draco's shirt the one with the ivory buttons. This is his reaction...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mustn't Love Granger by Aastha Panit reviews
Ever since the Dark Side was destroyed and Lucius Malfoy was put into Azkaban by his own son, Draco has been relentlessly tortured by his father through dreams and letters. But Draco doesn't want anyone to know, so Hermione decides to interfere..COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,168 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
With or Without You by Wildhoneyu2 reviews
46's FINALLY UP! “Why did you do it, Malfoy?” Hermione shook the parchment angrily. “WHY DID YOU DO IT TO ME?” An HGDM history. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 122,981 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
1 am in the morning by AmBEr aka BDBH reviews
ONESHOT: “What are you apologising about, Malfoy?” She asked, puzzled. “Everything.” He stated, as though it was selfexplanatory. DHg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When Good Dares go Bad by Kiska King reviews
My Summaries suck: Hermione is running late, and Pansy hits a nerve. Now Hermione has do something she really doesn't want to do...at first. Dramione Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Musical Moments by Rahainia reviews
Songs that just positively hummmmmm Draco and Hermione and their evolving relationship whatever that may be! Rated M due to Chapter 12...better than safe than sorry, my darlings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,614 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Erised by His WHOREcrux reviews
Oneshot. Leather and Libraries [Dramione]. With Ron gone, seventh year for Hermione is unbearable. Will her and Draco's shared passion tip her over the edge? Warning: Dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Hell with: Draco Malfoy by heyhey13 reviews
Finshed stop reviewing. Read Literally In Hell With: Draco Malfoy, it's a lot better. :]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,712 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Taking Over Me by Cori.A.Carmins reviews
Straight after Dumbledore’s funeral the new Headmistress calls a school meeting telling the students those old enough will learn to fight, except for Harry. But a traitor returns battered and unconscious with Hagrid and is put instantly into Hermione’s...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,460 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/21/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prom Dresses by Nunda reviews
Derek goes with Casey as she shops for a new Prom dress. DASEY Rated for major adult themes and minor language.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Complete
Top Secret Info Found! by Madam Narcissa Malfoy reviews
Georgia's and Dave's vair vair intertaining talks...the ones that we never hear about. Maybe not so interesting. Read anyway. Will give feelings of fablosity. Yay you. Rated just in case we want to get naughty.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2006
Falling In Love With The Enemy by lovely43094 reviews
Hermione and Ron just broke up and he already has a new girl! Hermione wants to make him pay for what he put her through. So she decides to have revenge. She decides to enlist help from a certain Slytherin.DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Thunder and Silence are Golden by Helbaworshipper reviews
Haruhi gets trapped within the third music room just as the weekend approaches. With an incoming thunderstorm, who in the host club will save her? HaruhixMori
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
When You’re Mad by littlemiss haunted reviews
Draco watches Hermione from afar.My songfic uses the lyrics from diffrent songs that will be cited in the chapter they're in. Songfic story collection. REVIEWS PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
And then the World Imploded by Blue Starlet reviews
The twins try to convince Haruhi into letting them visit her home again. Relatives visit. Good times are had. The world implodes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Overachiever by Orlandoroxmysox reviews
.'You can't insult me that way.' he hissed. She leaned towards him, her breath brushing his cheek as she whispered in his ear. 'I believe I just did.' HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,742 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dave the Laugh by Not Your Exception reviews
This story is... um... entertaining? Well, whatever, but it was fun to write, and therefore most likely fun to read. But I wouldn't know. So yeah, read on! And then, when you're done reading, review! Because you love me.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006
The True First Kiss of Lois & Clark by Dreaminit reviews
A Totally Clois's story! Lois and Clark at a party...Clark is drunk...and now waht will happen? Clark does many things...Lois is very very funny and abused.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Camping With Slytherins by Malik's Princess reviews
When Hermione and Draco get told they have to go on camp together to ‘bond’…what sort of mischief do you think they’ll get up to? Can romance come out of a heap of humour and randomness? READ AND FIND OUT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,233 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dramione fic Suckage, Anyone? by Psychoanalysis reviews
So basically, if you're ever interested in the world of Dramione fickage, then come HERE for instructions. WHOOO SUCKAGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6432 - Favs: 5,248 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wild Strawberries by megaera211 reviews
One shot. It's White Day and Mori has a present to give to Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
Speechless by ph0shzl reviews
Hermione has a bad case of blushes when around Draco Malfoy. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Yearning by angelofmynightmare reviews
If there was one thing that Elizabeth Swann knew it was that she yearned for Freedom. She yearned for Freedom like she yearned for nothing else in her life. And now that Freedom was gone, Elizabeth would do anything to get it back. SPOILERS
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Slow Heal by DarkVerity reviews
During a stolen midnight stroll the summer after HPB, Harry stumbles upon a critically injured Draco Malfoy. When Draco finds himself stuck in Grimmauld Place and Hermione finds herself playing nurse, the claws will come out—along with…feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,820 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 275 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Invincible by S.B. Kisses reviews
Most people never realized it, but they were passionate creatures. They were fiery, and their very souls blazed white hot on the inside. Short oneshot. KyouyaHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Power Of Time by LuvDramione reviews
Can the power of time bring two people together...With mutual hatred sparking between them, Hermione and Draco are patrolling the corridors as Head Girl and Head Boy until they stumble upon a sacred artifact and are sent back in time
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hide in the Dark by maliciousqueen reviews
OneShot. Zutara. Katara gets kidnapped by a mysterious stranger and held hostage in a cave... rated R for you know what...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Branded by Just Canceled reviews
Derek gets a tattoo...how does Casey react? OOCness. Mild eroticism
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Just Another Prank? by nerdgrrrl reviews
Hermione is sick of the twins' never ending pranks, so she decides to pull one of her own. But, is she still joking, or is she for real?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Lock Down by storytellergirl reviews
Hermoine and Draco get stuck in a broom closet together...Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Accepting Opposites by FallenMystery reviews
Draco always hated Gryffindors. Hermione always hated... well, just Draco. Unfortunately for the two of them, fate has other plans. Throw in a creepy cabin, a Common Room, and moonlight flibbergibbets, and you get Hermione and Draco's seventh year. FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,413 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fallen by cyropi reviews
What can you do when hatred is tearing your world apart? Can you survive when love is all you have left? And how can you win when you’re fighting your own reflection? DMHG, HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,588 - Reviews: 2697 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 4/26/2005 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Celebrity Skin by EgyptsStar reviews
Hermione makes a proposal that Draco cannot refuse. My own version of a quickie fic with humor, intrigue, and good old fashioned lemony...lemony...SMUT AND WIT WITH PLOT. A lighthearted departure from Resurrection. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Different You by Lina Shay reviews
[Finished] An accident with Hermione's timeturner and Neville's potion thrusts her into an alternate dimention, in which Harry's a pratt, Neville's fameous and Draco is a hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,064 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2001 - Favs: 1,869 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kissing Booth by Marionette reviews
Draco, Hermione, and a kissing booth. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Summer of Infinite Opportunity reviews
Hermione slowly read over the letter in her hand confirming the fact that this was not some twisted nightmare,let out a slow breath and forced herself to think this from a logical position, there was a reason Dumbledore had trusted her with this and the l
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.