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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Lost.

Pease don't ask where I got the name Dweizlegirl. it is beyond the longest storry ever. If you want you can just call me Dweizle. That is my nickname. or, you can call me by what Dweizle is short for: Dweizle Zipple Shneidler Goldstein Jones Smith Smith Schanzer the 8th Shmik. Can you say that 3 times fast?

Name: You'll never know. Mwahaha.

Age: I'll give you a hint. Between the ages of 12-100. it's not 12, or 100.

Gender: If you are unable to figure this out, please seek help.

Looks: I have long hazel hair that goes down to my butt, stunning baby blue eyes (that can give really good death glares), a cute button nose, and a small chin with a deep dimple in the middle. Sometimes, my dad calls it "the funny hole in my chin". When he does, I chase him around the house, trying to smack his butt, telling him that if he isn't carefull, he'll have a whole in his head.

Hobbies: Reading, sleeping in late, writing, dancing, listening to music, an the list goes on and on. Oh. And skipping around the house in my undies and a t-shirt, and flapping my arms like a chicken. think im jokeing? hehehe...

Favorites: Harry Potter, cheesy romance novels, sarcasm, guys, sarcastic guys, baby feet cuz they're so soft, big roller-coasters, and jumping over big waves at the beach. The beach is my favorite place EVER!

NOT favorites: When people pick their nose or in their ears, when boys leave the toilet seat up, stuck up people, skin diseases, vinigar, racist or prejudiced people, and homework. And when you forget what you're gona say, and someone says, "well then it cant've been very important if you forgot what it was!" sheesh, some people.

My most puzzling question: Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Seriously, what does he do, sharpen the side of a bamboo stick?

TV show: I HATE TV! It rotts my head and stiffles my mind of pure creativity and imagination (Ok, maybe 'm exadurating just a tiny little bit...). My favorite movie though, is either Titanic (it made me cry. a lot.), Pirates of the Caribean, or the Disney Movies. Especialy Peter Pan and The Little Mermaid. Come on, you never get to old for Disney movies. I LOVE MOVIES! Cough...erm...hem hem...sorry.

Music: Everything except country and rap. It's fun dancing to pop and rock, and classical is good for tuning out. Also, old stuff like Queen is good for doing the air guitar, shaking your head around, and singing into a fake microphone.

Animal: Monkeys. once i tried climbing a fence like a monkey, and it was not succesfull. I fell off and...its all a blurr after that.

Fave color: Yellow! its so happy! doesn't it remind you of the sun? I looooove the color of yellow peppers!

Fave FanFic Story: The Parenting Class by IcyPanther, Blame it on Potter by BentReeds, Priori Incantyatem by Fellytone, all of Pratty-Prongs-Princesse's stories, The Multi- Oh for god's sake, just check my fave storries list!

Reason for Joining FanFic: To let out all the weird thoughts in my head! they're stuck up there all day with nowhere to go! I need somewhere where I can share them with the world and not sound like a phsyco. Now I just gotta get 'round to actually updating a story...Eh, I'll get there eventually.

Here are some dumb things about me you probably don't want to know, but I'm gona tell you anyway:

1. I'm deadly afraid of rice cakes. Don't ask.

2. I fall asleep in math, and still get really good grades. My math teacher told me I listen the best in the class. I totaly cracked up when she said that. It was awkward...

3. Every day, before I go to bed, I write in my journal the most profound statement of the day. once it was "I cherish my undies with every fiber of my being" and another time it was "Of course she'll yap if you go inside! That's what people do! They yap!". Yesterday it was, "Have you ever noticed that the word bunion sounds like onion?"

4. I live in London, but I come to New Jersey on vacation sometimes since my Grandparents live there. Ok, thats it for now.

Over and Out


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Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE! by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2798 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Dream Come True by grand admiral chelli reviews
After a gross miscalculation by the Dark Lord, James Potter is alive and well again, and having the time of his life as he, Sirius, and Harry take Hogwarts by storm! Year 5 AU fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 252,873 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Harry P., James P.
All You Wanted by MarcoLover16 reviews
All she wanted to know was why he was so interested in the book she was reading, not three hundred and three reasons for why he loved her. James and Lily. I decided the themes were a bit mature, so rating has gone up, but no graphic scenes or anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 97,643 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5473 - Favs: 3,086 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Letters Lead to Love by Ruby4 reviews
Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,722 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What It's Like by ohsnap its potter reviews
Due to a potions incident, Sirius and Lily switch bodies. Not good. Lily is freaking out, and Sirius decides to play cupid. Not good at all. LJ. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,748 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Just the Girl by Eye Heart Music reviews
Lily Evans is just the girl for James Potter. She just has to realize James Potter is just the boy for her. But like they say, some things are easier said, then done. 5th and 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,741 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7480 - Favs: 8,762 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crazy Days of Lilly Evans by lotsapickles reviews
Lily Evan's life from top to bottom! Crazy friends, hillarious pranks, and lots and lots of Marauders. Sounds like major trouble...Read on!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6488 - Favs: 5,371 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blame It On Potter by BentReeds reviews
Everyone always thought that James Potter was the great troublemaker of his time. What if it was really Lily? Only she was smart enough never to get caught. Slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,893 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4689 - Favs: 3,262 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pensieve by Oy Angelina reviews
She's a Prefect, He's a Marauder; and falling in love might be the best thing that ever happened to either Lily or James. Set during their 6th Year with the rest of MWPP. RATED PRE-OotP - story content may not follow canon revealed in Book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 403,195 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/1/2004 - Published: 12/9/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Only to protect you by Ruby4 reviews
JamesLily were n love at Hogwarts.Then James broke up with her in year7.Then Lily became the most deadly deatheater and James the most powerful auror.Now after 1 year a battle is to take place.What will they do when they c each other again?AU!FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,068 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Not a normal life by Ruby4 reviews
Lily is a nerd. James is popular. James is always picking on her but things change when Lilys mother dies and Lily gets a new look!Starting around the ending of fifth year and going onwards.EXTREME love/hate.**EPILOGUE** DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,864 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Temporarily Misplaced reviews
A pretty fifteen year old girl is added to the mix of your favorite lost characters.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2009
Once Upon a Lily reviews
Lily Evans accidentaly meets the rich and powerfull James Potter. But can two people of completely difrent classes, one rich and one poor, ever fall in love, especialy with James hiding a big secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,551 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Your Emerald Eyes reviews
This story follows the crazy lives of Lily and James through their 6th year at Hogwarts,to the start of the scar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
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