Bad Luck Bree
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Joined 08-03-06, id: 1106675, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 24 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Legend of Zelda, Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast, Redwall, Bible, Frankenstein, Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, 13th Warrior, Misc. Books, and Norse Mythology.

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Hey all, 'tis Bad Luck Bree. Why is me name Bad Luck Bree? Because my Pirates fic, Bad Luck Bree, was my first fic on this site as well as the first and only fic I've completed so far. However, I have many other fandoms besides Pirates, and many of them are far more precious to me than Johnny Depp's money-maker. So here goes the epic listing, sometimes ranting, about meself.

Well, the first thing ya better know is that I AM A DAVY JONES FANGIRL. YES...I LOVE HIM. LOVELOVELOVELOVELOOOOOOVE HIM. AS IN I WOULD MARRY HIM IF POSSIBLE. Think I'm a freak yet? Too bad, it ain't changing. He's the only reason I saw Pirates 2 and 3 because the rest of the story was complete crap (apologies to Will or Jack fangirls. I HATE THEM BOTH...)

Second thing - I am a HUGE nerd. As in I've read just about everything by Tolkein and love history and fantasy and literature of all sorts. I'm a Classics major so I kinda have to be this way. I also LOVE gore. Just a warning.

I'm also a Southern spitfire. PLEASE NO SOUTH BASHING. The Civil War is a very delicate area with me, and I hate it when people start abusing me for my heritage when they actually have NO IDEA what the war was actually about. So please, don't jump on me and I won't jump on you. Same with political views (I'm a conservative. I consider myself a Republican but foremost a conservative.) and faith (I'm a Baptist. I don't care what your religion is, just don't bash mine.)

Also, quick note on OCs - YES, I AM GUILTY OF CREATING AN OC FOR EVERY FANDOM I OBSESS OVER. Why? Because I am of a nature that desperately wants to be part of whatever it is I love. Half of the time I write fanfics solely for the sake of writing. I'm not really looking to please anyone, though I hope the stories are enjoyable and at least acceptable. I like to create a character and then see how they react to a pre-set situation and pre-invented characters. It's almost like an excercise. And while I admit putting an OC into a canon story is for some people an automatic mark of Mary-Sueism, I try hard to keep them from being Mary Sues. Yay me. So basically...if you dislike OC stories, fine with me, I understand. I just do this because I love to write.

OKAY, now for light-hearted stuff! (I promise I'm not a jerk, but I'm of Norse Berserker descent and can kinda lose it when angered *fondles broadsword*) Here are my fandoms and shipping loves!!
BOOK-BASED:
Lord of the Rings: YUS I LOVE DEEZ BOOKZ. Children of Hurin and the Ring Trilogy. My favorite culture? The Dwarves and the Eorlingas (aka Rohan). My fics will be either bookverse, or a mixture of bookverse and movieverse, because the book comes first. My shipping favorites? Well, I LOVE the Turin/Niniel/Brandir love triangle, and I'm a big fan of Eowyn/Faramir (yet I'm sometimes a closet Eowyn/Grima fan...mostly the unrequited stuff) and Eomer/Eowyn SIBLING RELATIONSHIP. *RANT TIME* I HATE Eowyn/Eomer sibcest fics!!!! I do not condemn those who write them. I read one once that was beautifully written and a real masterpiece, but the very thought of incestuous love between Eowyn and Eomer makes me PUKE. I'll tell you why. I have an older brother who I love very much, and I always thought the relationship between Eomer and Eowyn mirrored my own relationship with my brother. So to see this relationship EVER cast in a sexual light offends me on a personal level. Just my way, folks. I ain't sayin' don't write 'em or those who do so are hell-bound, but I personally DO NOT SUPPORT IT...AT ALL. *RANT OVER* I also enjoy Aragorn/Arwen romance, but not quite as interested. I like angstier relationships better.\

Redwall: I LOVE REDWALL!! I've read all of them and will continue to read them as long as they come out. You'll notice I don't have any actual fanfics for it up here, but that's because I can't decide which characters I'd want to use!!! I like oneshots best for this fandom. My favorite characters include Mariel, Ranguvar Foeseeker, Ambrevina Rockflash, Doogie Plumm, Lord Brocktree, Boar the Fighter, Constance, Basil Stag Hare and Bucko Bigbones. I automatically love all the villains...specially Cluny, Badrang, Slagar, Ungatt Trunn and Gulo. YUMMY...

Moby-Dick: MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE BOOK!!! No OCs are even necessary if I were to attempt a fanfic for this! There are so many characters already!!

A Song of Ice and Fire: I'm new to this fandom. I'm currently awaiting Dance with Dragons. My favorite characters? - Arya, Jon, Brienne, Sandor Clegane, Tyrion, Davos, Ser Barristan, Ser Jorah, sometimes Jaime, Bronn (I'm sorry, he's hilarious) and many more. My ships? Durp, yes, I has ships for this - Sandor/Sansa (LOVE!!!! Hound and Little Bird = MWAH!) Ser Jorah/Dany (I can't help it...The Bear and the Maiden Fair is like Cliffs Notes IN the book) and Brienne/Jaime (they would have superbabies...SUPER...BABIES) I will most likely NOT be writing fanfiction for this one, based on Mr. Martin's adamant stance AGAINST fanfics. I understand his position, and while I don't agree with it entirely, I respect his opinion that young writers should explore their own creativity and not someone else's...of course C.S. Lewis encouraged a young fan to write his own sequels to the Narnia books, but that was a different matter. First off there isn't any incest in Narnia...Anyway, out of respect to Mr. Martin I will abstain from fanfics in this fandom...though seriously, with so many interesting characters who DON'T have POV chapters, he's just beggin' us to do some character exploration. I WANT TO DIG INTO THE HOUND'S SAVAGE MIND! YUS, I WANT TO DIG.

I'LL ADD MORE IN THIS SECTION...

MOVIE-BASED:
Pirates of the Carribbean: As I've already mentioned, I'm a Davy fangirl...which means I'm committing the sin of OC pairing. Duh. Yes, my OC for this fandom is a bit of a self insert...which means she's automatically repulsive, like me XD Anyhoo, the only Pirate fanfics I'd have up here are Dutchman and Davy fics. I'm currently rewriting Bad Luck Bree to be less cheesy and more...um...good? Hopefully? As for other pairings? I don't care. I like OC pairings best, mostly amongst my fellow Davy lovers' OCs who are either paired with Davy or a Dutchman crewmember. YAY!!

Jaws: HA!! I love this movie. Yes, I want to write a fic. No, I would not use an OC...maybe.

13th Warrior: BEST MOVIE EVER...Yes, the fic I have up right now and probably won't ever finish contains an OC...big sin. Yet I wouldn't pair her with anyone because...well, basically everyone dies in the movie...but I just LOVE big Norsemen...*sigh*

Lonesome Dove: As a Texan, this movie is like the Bible in film form. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, GO WATCH IT NOW!!!! Great story, AMAZING acting, and awesome dialogue that is so easy to quote. I had a fic for it up here but removed it, partly because it was stupid and partly because I've decided that, if I ever write another one, I'm NOT featuring an OC. Prequels are great, though. Oneshots, I likee.

Phantom of the Opera: Erm...I don't like this movie, but I have a fic for it. Why? Because I hate the musical even more. However, I LOVE the novel. There, put the rocks down, Erik fangirls. I plan on writing fics based on the novel, but the one right now was written before I read the book. I'm a diehard Meg/Erik shipper. I hate Christine. HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER...HATE HER. Sorry if you're a Christine/Erik shipper, I just think the little slut isn't worth all that suffering the poor guy goes through.

I LIKE ALL THINGS DISNEY...ALL THINGS...even though I haven't seen all the classic Disney movies...haven't seen Little Mermaid (Mom wouldn't let me watch it) or Hunchback of Notre Dame (I read the novel...HOW DID THEY MAKE THAT STORY KID FRIENDLY? SERIOUSLY????)

I also write A LOT of original work - as in completely original, NO FANDOMS. Yay me.

So, after my ranting, hope you enjoy my stuff. Just look at it as...the product of a crazy girl's freetime. Namarie, y'all!

~ Bad Luck Bree

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Let the World Smile by Selah Ex Animo reviews
Zelda marries Ganondorf for the sake of politics, and plays a desperate, dangerous game with a still more dangerous man to escape him. Ganondorf will not suffer the loss of what belongs to him by law. But Zelda is no longer content to be owned.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,153 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Grub by Plaidi reviews
It was too addictive, his life-long hobby: attempting, though with majority percentile of utter failure, to win Eowyn's heart. 'Tis why he abandoned his dark work under Saruman at the last decent moment. But the stain of darkness is hard to rub out...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Grima W., Eowyn
SheWolf: the Flying Dutchman by Scotland's Fiery Rose reviews
A short story, with few chapters. An intro to future stories. Marian Moray, lady pirate and leader of the Sea Wolves, runs afoul of the Flying Dutchman and orders a suicidal attck. But nothing is as it seems! Broadsword Bree belongs to Bad Luck Bree! R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
Thorns by Enelya reviews
Brandir, Níniel, Turambar, and roses. Someone is going to get hurt. A ficlet written for 50lyrics.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Complete
Aboard the Flying Dutchman by Luthy Lovett reviews
Just a roleplay me and Bad Luck Bree are doing. XD Features the crew of the Dutchman! And some other charries... XD
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006
Everything They Do by Lily Grace reviews
Saruman poisons Gríma's mind towards Faramir and Éowyn's newfound happiness, to do his bidding. Grim, Saruman, FaramirEowyn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Grima W., Faramir - Complete
The Tear Maiden's Lament by Marisu-dono reviews
Rated R for suicide and incest. The thoughts of Niniel as she saw Turin's body by Glaurung. Posted this way back before they had a section for the Silmarillion.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2002
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Bad Luck Bree REMASTERED reviews
A belligerent pirate lass and a cruel captain of legend. Swords and wills clash. DavyOC, with lotsa angst and love/hate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,671 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Davy Jones, William T./Bootstrap Bill
Half a Face reviews
Arabelle has a hideously deformed face. She lives alone in the woods until she meets a mysterious stranger who will not show himself to her. A sort of friendship begins between them. What will become of it when Arabelle's curiosity overcomes her?
Frankenstein - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 1/25/2007
Daughter of the Skald reviews
Just some poetry about the mythology of my ancestors. YES, I AM NORDIC...I AM AWESOME...hope y'all enjoy! Rated K for poetic gore to come.
Norse Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010
Bad Luck Bree: The Girl on the Flying Dutchman reviews
Bad Luck Bree is the fiercest female pirate ye'll ever cross. But her life of freedom aboard the Goresail is brought to an abrupt halt after she is pressganged into Davy Jones' crew. However, even Davy Jones finds it difficult to tame her down. Davy&OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,007 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Dancer in the Shadows reviews
One thing...MEG&ERIK! My first Phantom fic...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Erik, Meg Giry
The Love of the Ugly reviews
A oneshot from the POV of an anonymous newcomer to the Dutchman as he observes the relationship between Bad Luck Bree and Davy Jones.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Davy Jones - Complete
Broadsword Bree: Tamer of the Tide reviews
Sequel to Bad Luck Bree. An evil, powerhungry man has discovered a way to gain power over the sea. Bree. But he never reckoned with the girl's spirit. Or the wrath of Davy Jones. MORE DAVY&BREE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,144 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006
Mist Runner reviews
Buliwyf and his warriors did not arrive alone at the Mead Hall of Hrothgar. A strange girl from the surrounding territories accompanied them. A girl who had a strange story to go with her strange appearance. No pairing...as of now.
13th Warrior - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Simple Words
For Castaways of the Flying Dutchman, Angel's Command. Karay and Adamo fluff oneshot!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Shadow of a Feeling reviews
Just a collection of some poems on BreeDavy. They're obvious as to which one comes from Bree and which from Davy. Enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006
Alternate Adventures of Bad Luck Bree reviews
Here is where you can give me ideas! You'll see when you read what I have written. Don't know if it will catch on.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006
The Lost Cause reviews
The Rohirrim said they left none alive. They were wrong. And they missed one band of Uruks on their land. One with a special mission from Saruman. One involving ten young girls from Rohan. They were soon to be the lost cause. Based off book AND movie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007
Master of Doom reviews
Some oneshots involving the love triangle of Turin, Niniel and Brandir. Gah, I love this stuff!
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007
Love Stories Have No End reviews
Who said the story of Bad Luck Bree had to end?I felt in need of some fluff, so...somewhat like the alternate adventures. More info in the prologue thingy. BRAVY!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
Spring on the Sea Air reviews
Another short Bravy fic celebrating spring time. Oh, a bit of Clayliness as well.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Aboard the Bloodmast reviews
The adventures of Bad Luck Bree when she crewed the pirate ship Bloodmast. Got some slight BreeDavy...but only alluded to, as they ain't together.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2007
The Christmas Ship reviews
Christmas aboard the Flying Dutchman: set after Bad Luck Bree. Has slight implied mature content, nothing graphic, and all clean. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
The Horde reviews
Poems about the villain of Lord Brocktree.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2006
Why He Took You reviews
An experience of mine that helped me remember God and his love.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: Novelization reviews
I decided to do a novelization of the movie and add my own little twists, but I didn't change the story at all!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/21/2006
The Loss of Freedom and Dreams reviews
Another favorite scene. I'm thinking of doing a novelization of the whole movie. Let me know if you want me to do that!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Complete
Tales from the Dark Forest reviews
Stories of some of the Redwall heroes when they reached the Gates of the Dark Forest. All pretty short. Duh...they're dead!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006
There May Be Something There reviews
A short writing of one of my all time favorite scenes from Disney's most wonderful classic!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Descendants reviews
The Sheikahs are returning home after centuries of exile. And a lone warrior has joined them. But Hyrule is in peril, and only those chosen can forestall the fall of the kingdom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006