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Joined 08-03-06, id: 1106805, Profile Updated: 04-08-13
Author has written 2 stories for Invader Zim.

Hello there peoples. I am the mighty GunGreg89 and this is my page on this glorious site. Actually, I lied I'm not really mighty at all. Except in videogames, but I don't know if that counts. Anyway, my interests include anime, manga, cartoons, comics, movies, music, Internet, and various other things. Here is some random info about me:

Real Name: Greg, just Greg. I'm not gonna tell you my last name.

Hometown: Not telling but it's one of those crappy cities that's pretty much the asshole of the state.

Fave Music Genres: Punk, Hip-Hop, Ska, New Wave, Outlaw Country, Heavy Metal, and Rock.

Fave Bands: Punk: The Ramones, Iggy Pop, Zolar X, Fist of Dishonor, Riverboat Gamblers, Social Distortion, Showbread, Black Flag, Black 47, Ash, The Undertones, The Exploited, Marky Ramone and the Speed Kings, Osaka Popstar, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, The Adicts, The Dropkick Murphys, Bullets and Octane, My Chemical Romance, The Dickies, The Vandals, The Toy Dolls, The Didjits, Punchline, The Offspring, The Beatsteaks, Die Toten Hosen, Boxhamsters, The Donots, Feeling B, Die Skeptiker, EA80, UK Subs, Generation X, Orange, Monty Are I, Thrice, Rocket From the Crypt, The Bouncing Souls, Nerf Herder, Peelander-Z, The Applicators, Vagiant, Rocket, Narcoleptic Youth, Youth Brigade, Go Betty Go, The Voidoids, Television, Zeke, The Pillows.

Dance-Punk: The Epoxies, Ima Robot, The Faint, New Young Pony Club, Ninja High School, You Say Party, Mindless Self Indulgence.

Horror Punk: The Misfits, Samhain, Schoolyard Heroes, Calabrese, The Coffin Caddies, The American Werewolves, The (Motherfucking) Browns, Balzac.

Garage Punk: The New Bomb Turks, The Hives, Guitar Wolf, DMZ, Boss Hog, The Dwarves, Teengenerate, The Red Aunts, Rock n' Roll Soldiers, Gito Gito Hustler.

Pop-Punk: Blink-182, Guttermouth, Face to Face, Rufio, Stewart, Fenix*TX, The Mr. T Experience, Plus 44, Autopilot Off, The Teen Idols, The Ataris, Goodnight Nurse, The Unlovables, Simon and Milo, Shonen Knife, Bodyjar, Lit, Slick Shoes, The Beat Crusaders, The Matches, Dynamite Boy.

Rap-Punk: Butterfingers, Nonpoint, The Transplants, Crazy Town, Urban Dance Squad, The Beastie Boys, E. Town Concrete, Dog Eat Dog, Zebrahead, Steriogram, 2 Skinnee J's.

Funk Punk: Red Hot Chili Peppers, I Mother Earth, Infectious Grooves, The Big Boys.

Cowpunk: The Blasters, The Gun Club, The Rave-Ups, The Beat Farmers, Jason and The Scorchers, Nine Pound Hammer, The Supersuckers, Dash Rip Rock.

Hip-Hop: Snoop Dogg, Kool Herc, Kool G Rap, EPMD, Ice-T, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Melle Mel, Public Enemy, Gnarls Barkley, Jurassic 5, Jay-Z, Bless, The Streets, MC Chris, Wu-Tang Clan, The RZA, Method Man, Ghostface Killah, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Raekwon, The GZA, Masta Killa, Inspectah Deck, U-God, Redman, Lady Sovereign, Shing02, Forces of Nature, Del The Funkee Homosapien, The Pharcyde, Roots Manuva, De La Soul, House of Pain, The Roots, Sugarhill Gang, Outkast, Odd Future, Tyler, The Creator, Mellowhype.

Ska: The Impossibles, The Specials, Zox, Let's Go Bowling, The Toasters, Suburban Legends, The Skatalites, The Rude Boys, Prince Buster, Desmond Dekker, Rico Rodriguez, Bim Skala Bim, Edna's Goldfish, Bad Manners, The Bodysnatchers, Ore Ska Band, The Uptones, The Busters, The (English) Beat, Hepcat, The O.C. Supertones.

Ska-Punk: Reel Big Fish, Johnny Socko, Save Ferris, Common Rider, Link 80, [Spunge, Five Iron Frenzy, Lucky Boys Confusion, Los Kung-Fu Monkeys, Pepper, The Busters, Forces of Evil, Buck-O-Nine, The Aquabats, Legitimate Business, Rancid, Operation Ivy, No Doubt, The Independents, Potshot.

Rock: The Beatles, Queen, Sweet, Jimi Hendrix, They Might Be Giants, Weezer, Attack! Attack!, Spacehog, Dinosaur Jr., Throwing Muses, Angels & Airwaves, Metric, We Are Scientists, OK Go, Hoobastank, The Littlest Man Band, Chuck Berry, Bill Haley, Ike Turner, The 5-6-7-8's, The Surfari's, Man or Astro Man, Johnny Rivers, Bis, Blur, Linkin Park, Foxy Shazam, Electric Six.

Pop-Rock: Matthew Sweet, Hikaru Utada, Guitar Vader, The Go-Go's, The Cranberries, Strawberry Switchblade.

Comedy Rock: "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tenacious D, DVDA, Posehn, Beatallica, Raymond and Scum, The Frogs, The Barenaked Ladies

Hard Rock: The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Queens of the Stone Age, The Exies, Van Halen, Thin Lizzy, L'arcEnCiel, Pat Benatar, Steppenwolf.

Sleaze Rock: Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Faster Pussycat, Vains of Jenna, Hardcore Superstar, Private Line.

Garage Rock: The Stooges, The Vines, The Sonics, The Trashmen, The Troggs, The Caesers, The Black Keys, The Rivieras.

Experimental Rock: The Velvet Underground, Captain Beefheart, Pere Ubu, Tom Waits, Flying Saucer Attack, TV on the Radio, Ween, Gorillaz, Sonic Youth.

Grunge: Nirvana, Gumball, Love Battery, Foo Fighters, Stone Temple Pilots, Babes In Toyland, Green River, Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam, Mudhoney, L7.

New Wave: Oingo Boingo, Shiny Toy Guns, A-Ha, Blondie, The Vapors, Billy Idol, Wall of Voodoo, Nena, The Only Ones, Soda Stereo, Ultravox, Berlin.

Outlaw Country: Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Sammi Smith, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Billy Joe Shaver, Jessi Colter, Shooter Jennings.

Country Rock: The Flying Burrito Brothers, The Outlaws, Commander Cody, Blue Rodeo, Jayhawks, The Kentucky Headhunters, The Old 97's.

Metal: Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Gamma Ray, X Japan, Jag Panzer, Dio, Girlschool, Rainbow, Rammstein, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Budgie, Blue Cheer, Motorhead, Running Wild, Diamond Head, Blitzkrieg, Girlschool, Raven, Sweet Savage, Grim Reaper.

Experimental Metal: Buckethead, Dog Fashion Disco, Arcturus, Carnival in Coal, Sigh, Kayo Dot, Ram-Zet, Polkadot Cadaver, What's He Building In There?.

Party Metal: Ratt, Twisted Sister, Enuff Z'Nuff, L.A. Guns, Nashville Pussy, Lita Ford, Vixen, Rock Goddess, Dangerous Toys, Stryper.

Rap-Metal: Trik Turner, Living Colour, Head Phones President, Bionic Jive.

Funk Metal: Shootyz Groove, Guano Apes, Mucky Pup, Big Chief, Bang Tango, Incubus, Dragon Ash.

Thrash Metal: Metallica, Testament, Flotsam and Jetsam, Gama Bomb, Swashbuckle, Overkill, Phantom Blue, Anthrax, Dew-Scented, Annihilator, Evile, Death Angel.

Punk Metal: CKY, Powerman 5000, Killswitch Engage, Suicidal Tendencies, Psychostick, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Demon Hunter, The Accused, Stormtroopers of Death, Excel, Evergreen Terrace, Zao, Danzig, The Browning, Poison the Well, Alesana, Parkway Drive, 36 Crazyfists, The Word Alive, Straight Line Stitch, Body Count, Uncle Slam, The Crucified, Anti Feminism, Bad Acid Trip.

Groove Metal: Slipknot, Machine Head, From Zero, Smile Empty Soul, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Pissing Razors, Byzantine, Scum of the Earth, Therapy?, Cold.

Fave Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Outlaw Star, Gundam Wing/Seed/0079/0080/G, FLCL, Excel Saga, Godannai, Hyper Police, all Tenchi Muyo shows, SGT. Frog, Digimon, Zatch Bell, Kikaider, Samurai Champloo, Gun X Sword, Trigun, Gungrave, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, IGPX, GTO, PowerPuff Girls Z, Panty and Stocking with Garter Belt, C-Control: The Money and Soul of Possibility, Cromartie High School, Robotech, Casshern Sins, all Burn-Ups, Afro Samurai, Devil May Cry, Macross, Record of Lodoss War, The Super Milk-chan Show, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Darkstalkers, Street Fighter II V, Dance In the Vampire Bund, Cyborg 009, Mazinger Z, Overman King Gainer, Rave Master, Fairy Tail, Speed Racer, Speed Racer X, Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, Highschool of the Dead, Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann, Gunbuster, Gunbuster 2, Devil Man, Devil Lady, Cutey Honey, Azumanga Daioh.

Fave Manga: SGT. Frog, Cowboy Bebop: Shooting Star, Battle Royale, Hyper Police, GTO, Reiko the Zombie Shop, Petshop of Horrors, Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad, Rave Master, Highschool of the Dead, Yotsuba&.

Fave Movies: Star Wars series, The Matrix Trilogy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Harry Potter movies, Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, The Princess Bride, Tron, A Clockwork Orange, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Spider Man 1, 2 and 3, X-Men 1, 2 and Origins: Wolverine, The Punisher, Iron Man 1 and 2, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Sin City, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Ringer, Orange County, School of Rock, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Speed Racer, Holes, UHF, Clerks 1 and 2, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Incredibles, Wall-E, Toy Story 1, 2 and 3, Finding Nemo, Shrek 1 and 2, How to Train Your Dragon, 9, Happy Feet, Dawn of the Dead (original and remake), Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, Dead Alive, Evil Dead series, Biozombie, Wild Zero, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Nausicaa, Lilo and Stitch series, Aladdin, The Great Mouse Detective, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Cats Don't Dance, Titan A.E., Heavy Metal: The Movie, Heavy Metal 2000, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, Elf, A Christmas Story, Dodgeball, XXX, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, The Rundown, Walking Tall, Die Hard series, Hot Fuzz, Independence Day, I, Robot, Jurassic Park 1 and 2, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, The Simpsons Movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Vampire Hunter D movies, Dead Leaves, Cowboy Bebop: The Movie, The Animatrix, Batman: The Gotham Knight, Karas 1 and 2, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Digimon: The Movie, Steamboy, Akira, Tenchi Muyo movies, Battle Royale 1 and 2, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Grindhouse, Disturbia, The Faculty, Spy Kids trilogy, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Machete, Friday the 13th series(except number 5, 7 and 8), Texas Chainsaw Massacre series(except number 4), Alien, Aliens, Alien: Resurrection, Predator 1 and 2, Predators, Terminator 1, 2 and Salvation, Cloverfield

Fave American Cartoons: Adventure Time, Chowder, Spongebob Squarepants, Batman: The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, Spider Man, The Spectacular Spider Man, X-Men: Evolution, Wolverine and the X-Men, Justice League, Justice League: Unlimited, Legion of Superheroes, Megas XLR, Invader Zim, Samurai Jack, Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, Duck Dodgers, Inspector Gadget, Fairly Oddparents, Dexter's Laboratory, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, Clerks: The Animated Series, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, Perfect Hair Forever, Lucy, Daughter of the Devil, KaBlam!, Sym-Bionic Titan, Storm Hawks, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, The Secret Saturdays, Darkwing Duck, Ducktales, Beetlejuice, Chalkzone, El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera, Mucha Lucha, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show, The Boondocks, Robot Chicken, My Life as a Teenage Robot, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Freakazoid, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doug, Lilo and Stitch, The Tick, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Rocko's Modern Life, Camp Lazlo, Catscratch, Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, and The Angry Beavers.

Fave Live Action Shows: Not many except Mythbusters, The X-Files, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Viral Video Film School, Cash Cab, Crocodile Hunter, Important Things With Demitri Martin, Monk, The Daily Show, and Colbert Report. Not much else cuz most major network tv sucks balls.

Fave Books: Harry Potter series, The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, anything by William Gibson, anything by Robert V Aldrich, Anime Explosion: The What, Why, and Wow! of Japanese Animation, Halo books, Resident Evil books, Lobotomy: On Tour With The Ramones, Please Kill Me: An Uncensored Oral History of Punk Rock, Rise of the Ogre, A Clockwork Orange, anything by Mark Twain, Edgar Allen Poe's stories, most Stephen King books

Fave Comic Books: Spider Man, Ultimate Spider Man, X-Men, New X-Men, Ultimate X-Men, The Punisher, Iron Man, Batman, Risen, Bump, Hellboy, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, Scott Pilgrim series

Fave Video Games: Jet Set Radio series, Super Mario series, Legend of Zelda series, Final Fantasy VI, VII, X, X-2, and Tactics Advance, Jak 2 and 3, Jet Force Gemini, Gunstar Heroes series, Wario Ware! series, Sly Cooper series, Kingdom Hearts series, Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo, Guilty Gear series, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Darkstalkers series, Tekken series, Dead or Alive series, Guitar Hero II, World Tour and 5, Rock Band series, Kirby series, Halo 1, 2, and 3, Dead Rising, Dead Space, Burnout 3 and Revenge, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4, Underground 2 and American Wasteland, Gungrave, Gungrave: Overdose, Contra III: The Alien Wars, Megaman series, Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl, Devil May Cry 1 and 3, Ninja Gaiden series, Capcom vs. SNK 2, Marvel vs. Capcom 2, King of Fighters series, Fatal Fury series, Sonic the Hedgehog series, Ultimate Spider Man, Batman: Arkham Asylum, X-Men Legends 1 and 2, Scott Pilgrim: The Video Game, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Ikaruga, Afro Samurai, Dead or Alive series, Viewtiful Joe series.

Fave Webcomics: Penny Arcade, Rooster Teeth Comics, Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi, Grim Tales From Down Below, Random Domain, Snafu Comics, Tin: The Incompetent Ninja, VG Cats, Lilformers, Shonen Punk, Brain Dead, Ever After, Cyanide and Happiness, Chugworth Academy, Gunshow Comic.

Fave Websites: www.homstarrunner.com, www.youtube.com, www.deviantart.com, www.halolz.com, www.newgrounds.com, www.facebook.com, www.tvtropes.com, knowyourmeme.com, memegenerator.net

Fave Foods: pizza, burgers, steak, ramen, pork chops, strawberries, watermelon, anything sweet, Chinese, Mexican, Japanese

Fave Couples:

Invader Zim:

Zim x Gaz

Dib x Tak

GIR x Mimi

Skoodge x Gretchen

South Park:

Stan x Wendy

Kenny x Bebe

My Life as a Teenage Robot:

Brad x Jenny

Sheldon x Misty

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

Grim x Mandy

Billy x Mandy

Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Aang x Katara

Zuko x Mai

Sokka x Suki

Sokka x Toph

Iroh x Jun

Outlaw Star:

Gene x Melphina

Cowboy Bebop:

Spike x Faye

IGPX:

Takeshi x Liz

River x Amy

Cunningham x Fantine

Jet Set Radio:

Beat x Gum

Corn x Cube

Yo-Yo x Rhyth

Garam x Boogie

Clutch x Jazz

Gurren Lagann:

Kamina x Yoko

Simon x Nia

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Edward x Winry

Roy x Riza

Tenchi Muyo:

Ryoko x Tenchi

Trigun:

Vash x Meryl

Wolfwood x Millie

FLCL:

Naota x Haruko

Naota x Ninamori

Ed, Edd and Eddy:

Ed x May

Edd x Marie

El Tigre:

Manny x Frida

Zoe x Django

Jak and Daxter:

Jak x Keira

Daxter x Tess

Torn x Ashelin

Sly Cooper:

Sly x Carmelita

Darkstalkers:

Felicia x Jon Talbain

Fairly Oddparents:

Timmy x Tootie

Cosmo x Wanda

Chester x Trixie

Storm Hawks:

Aerrow x Piper

Powerpuff Girls:

Blossom x Dexter (PPG Dojinshi)

Blossom x Brick

Bubbles x Boomer

Buttercup x Butch

Chowder:

Chowder x Panini

Wall-E:

Wall-E x EVE

How to Train Your Dragon:

Hiccup x Astrid

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake:

Finn x Princess Bubblegum

Jake x Lady Rainicorn

The Influences On My Writing: J.K. Rowling, Philip K. Dick, William Gibson, The Wachowski Brothers, Stan Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, Robert Rodriguez, Matt Groening, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Edgar Allen Poe, Stephen King, Jhonen Vasquez, Shinichiro Watanabe, William Shakespeare, Kurt Cobain, Glen Danzig, Iggy Pop, Joey Ramone, Rob Zombie, Max Brooks, George A. Romero, Robert V. Aldrich, Stephen Colbert, Brian Lee O'Malley.

Disclaimer to All: I'm not the most politically correct person on the planet. I like stuff with violence, sex, swearing, drinking, drug use, insanity, and nudity. I like my humor raunchy, lewd, crude, lowbrow, and with references to sex, drugs, and other taboo topics. If this offends you in anyway, TOUGH SHIT! Don't read my stories then. If you're one of those sheltered over protected boys and girls who think that the greatest bands ever are Stellar Kart and Relient K, who are only allowed to see G and PG movies, and aren't allowed to watch anything but PBS and Noggin, fuck off. I hate people like you and I know you won't last long in the REAL world. I'm also strongly against racism, homophobia, sexism, smoking, and anybody who shoves their opinion down others throats. Anybody who's for that can burn in Hell. Also, I'm technically a Roman Catholic despite what the above statements might make you think. I go to church and pray occasionally, but I'm not a religious fucknut who tries to shove his/her religion down your throat. I don't care if you're Jewish, Protestant, Buddhist, or atheist. You believe what you want and I'll believe what I want, mmmkay? I also believe that for every good person, there's an annoying shitty person. As such I figure, 3 billion people on this dirtball are great, tolerable people. The other half should die slow painful deaths. So I guess you could say I'm misanthropic. But really, I'm a nice person once you get to know me. A nice albeit, twisted, insane, intelligent, carefree, morbid, angry, misanthropic, nigh-homicidal, maniacal person. Peace out, motherfuckers.

Flames and Criticism

Okay, just so I can get this off my chest, I want to talk about something to all hopeful writers on this site. If you are to get anywhere in this world you have to learn the difference between flames and constructive criticsim. Flames are something that have existed since the beginning of the Internet and continue to exist to this day. They are mostly made by people with puny minds and most likely insignificant genatalia. They are meant to piss off people for no reason except to start a "flame war". The smart thing to do is to just ignore it. Constructive criticism on the other hand, helps foster creativity and makes the person a better writer. The problem though is that people have a hard time recieving any kind of criticism and usually will lash out at those who are trying to help. As such here are examples of a flame and a constructive critique:

Flame: This story sux! iT sux, and is gey and you r gey too! i hope you die faggzor!

Constructive Critique: This is a good story, but it can be improved. Might I suggest (comments on improvement that can be done and along with some compliments on what the person likes and may not like and various suggestions.)

Note how the flame usually looks like a mentally handicapped monkey wrote it and how it is constantly misspelled and just plain idiotic looking. The constructive criticism on the other hand, is well written and positive. So for those who still can't take criticism even after this, I have one thing to say to you: Give up. Stop writing and leave this site, because people will always criticise you and you need to learn how to accept it for both the good and bad. If you can't handle it, then leave. Harsh words yes, but the truth is often times very harsh.

QUOTES:

"You were born an original. Don't die a copy." Murdoc Niccals from Gorillaz

"Sometimes, I like to lie in my bed look up at the stars and say...'Where the fuck is my ceiling?'"

"Does anyone else here eat two kinds of cereal like Apple Jacks and Honey Nut Cheerios mixed together? I'm just wondering if I'm the only one."-Daron Malakian, guitarist for System of a Down

"Okay brain let's get this straight. I don't like you and you don't like me so let's get this over with so I can get back to killing you with beer. Mmmm, beer."-Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say 'I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of that animals butt.'"

"I wanna drop f-bombs too! Fart you motherfarter!"-Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

"You maybe wondering what we're doing out here in this empty parking lot with enough weapons to take over a small European nation without a "Sacre bleu!" of protest."-Hsu from Hsu and Chan

"Now this may hurt a bit. Of course that's the whole point. Actually, I'm going for obscene agony so if it only hurts a little, please tell me."-Johnny from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

"Shut up Dib, I'm in the zone."-Gaz from Invader Zim

"I had a sammich in my head!"-GIR from Invader Zim

"Yeah but, don't genius live in a lamp?"-Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

"SHEILA! COME BACK TO ME! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!"-Caboose from Red vs. Blue

"OH! My other kidney! I was saving that one for later."-Sarge from Red vs. Blue

"All I'm saying is that snuff films would be a lot more popular if you didn't already know the ending."-Travis from Snafu Comics

"Whatever it is I did, I swear I didn't do it!"-Duo Maxwell from Gundam Wing

"Oh great! Now you're threatening me?"-Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star

"If at first you don't succeed...lower your standards."

"Guys! I need help! I'm big, hurting people and misunderstood!" "Just like the IRS!"-Timmy and Cosmo from Fairly Oddparents

"Why do we rock? Because we have mortgages."-Aaron from Reel Big Fish

"I've gone out to find myself. If I return before I get back: KEEP ME HERE!"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a bunch of other times...oh God I'm stupid."

"The little sucker just latched right on and sucked out about a gallon of blood. I think he's gonna be a line backer, or a vampire. Or a vampire line backer!"-Doc from Red vs. Blue

"I was kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie." (Gotta think a little on that one.)

"Yo, yo, when you be gay bashing, I'm gonna be at your home fucking your girlfriend...in the ass!"-Little Jimmy Urine from Mindless Self Indulgence

"People call a great perspective of the truth cynicism, when they themselves don't have it."-George Bernard Shaw

"If voting made a difference, we wouldn't be allowed to do it."-Mark Twain

"I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought with. But, I do know World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."-Albert Einstein

"War is not about who's right. It's about who's left."

"So the new thing in spam is to have bigger loads. Because I think every guy here has thought 'Man I wish even more cum would come out'!"-Brian Posehn

"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was "HH", so I went to the side, I found the "H" button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a "HH" button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of "HH". I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit."-Mitch Hedberg

I'll post some more stuff when I remember. Stay tuned true believers.

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Becoming a True Invader by Hero Zero reviews
Zim loses his Invader title, so to prove his worth he plans to invade the strongest planet he knows. A tale of intergalactic adventure, doom, humor, doom, some romance ZAGR , but mostly DOOM. Can our former Invader succeed in his overly ambitious and craziest goal yet? Supporting OCs in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 198,344 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Zim, Gir, Dib, Gaz
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 438,516 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Of Course You Know This Means Doom! by Invader Johnny reviews
Formerly *When A Human Loves An Irken* Zim lost everything after the Tallest told him the truth about his mission but years later he'll gain more than he ever expect... ZAGR story... Notes Are Up.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,110 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Zim's Awakening by Toph15AVATAR reviews
When Zim befriends Gaz after a humiliating incident with Dib, he soon discovers that he is a defect. Zim starts to question his life and decides to get even, but he can't do it alone... alot more happens, Tak returns ZaGr DaTr slight ZaDr but ZaDf in end.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,505 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Gaz, Zim
All the Flowers Growing Wild by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
The flowers always smelled sweetest at the end of summer. Ed, Al and Winry get involved with a disappearance in a small town.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,878 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
For the Universe and Love by Raruku reviews
When Zim receives a call from the Tallest after years of banishment on Earth, he returns to Irk only to find that he has become the new Tallest. Years from then, Zim returns to Earth for some unfinished business. UPDATED! Final chapter is up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,596 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Coming of Age by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
"Why is there a cake on the front porch and why does it have my name on it?" In which Alphonse is amused, Winry is exasperated, and Edward, apparently, becomes a man...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Love comes by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
It's the end of senior year for the Eds and it's time for them to focus on the future. Edd knows what he wants and he's going after it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edd, Marie - Complete
Pitiful Human Emotions by LaFlorDelMar reviews
Finished! Zim and Gaz discover the meaning of 'growing pains.' Zim and Dib friendship, slight Zim and Gaz romance. Rated 'T' for language. Disclaimer goes here: Don't own characters, don't sue. Reviews and constructive criticism are welcome.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,113 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Teen Series by Easymac120 reviews
Join the Eds and their pals in their wild and hilarious high school adventures! Rated T for language, crude humor, sexual references, and some drug use. This week: THE FINAL CHAPTER! ED, EDD N EDDY'S FANTASTIC FINALE pt 4!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 172,788 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Only Human by DriedFrupcakes reviews
Mandy has a little chat with the Devil over the restoration of a certain redhead’s soul. Satan discovers that Mandy always gets what she wants and questions the sanity of the world we live in. Slight implied BillyxMandy.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
Fullmetal High School by Fantasy Fan Girl reviews
Everyone is tired of Ed and Winry not realizing they are perfect for each other. Their Junior year of HS it's not completely normal with school work, the Alchemy team yes, there is Alchemy , cuteness, and more. EdxWinry RoyxRiza and AlxOC.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,783 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Defloured by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. "Winry let out a little shriek when she was dragged back against a hard body...." When Granny and Al are away, the alchemist and mechanic will play. Rated 'M' for citrus; please respect the rating.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Zim in Shakespeare's Macbeth by Darkmoose84 reviews
This was something I wrote awhile back but decided to put it here. Zim plays Macbeth, and, like the Royal Shakespearian theater, Gaz plays two roles, Lady Macbeth and Witch 1. Other cartoon characters involved. Ultraviolence, ZAGR obviously, and DATR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,923 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Respect My Authority by Cicilicious reviews
"Please don't tickle me again." She said quietly. But she could tell by the way he cornered her that he defiantly had something else in mind. He slowly turned his head towards her and gently kissed her neck. "Don't worry, I won't." MannyxFrida oneshot
El Tigre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Manny R./El Tigre, Frida S. - Complete
Super Villain Summer Camp by Cicilicious reviews
After learning that Frida has unawoken superpowers, her and Manny are sent to a super villain summer camp. They're having the time of there lives, but something's wrong. Frida's powers prove to be alot deadlier than expected, in more ways than one. MxF
El Tigre - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 68,948 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Frida S., Manny R./El Tigre - Complete
Airwreaked by TheHiddenWriter reviews
Set in more modern times, the gang flies out to a tropical island. But when a hurricane forces them to skydive in pairs over 4 islands, relationships between members take an interesting turn... Kataang, Maiko and Tokka. Chapter 14 is now up! *Lemons*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Aang, Katara
Phantoms of Silent Hill by Darkmoose84 reviews
Danny and Dani journey to Silent Hill, while Sam is trapped in her now haunted apartment, her new clairvoyance driving her insane. For those who enjoyed Alienvs.Zim, there are a few tie ins. DannyxSam, DanixYoungblood, TuckerxValeri. Please read and revie
Crossover - Silent Hill & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,976 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Heather M., Dan Phantom - Complete
Kingdom Wounds by Sharpshooter01 reviews
They saved the world. Now onto Tokyo. Nymphus is back and he is pissed. So what are the IZ crew supposed to do, kick his ass. Sequel to Kingdom Scars. ZAGR, DATR, OClove, and toon guest appearances.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,960 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Teasing Armageddon by geminidragon76 reviews
Gaz&Zim are in HiSkool. Everyone has Growing pains but throw Zim in the mix & it takes on a whole new mess! Gaz is shorter then Zim! No big deal right? NOT According to IRKEN rules! Zim finally has a smaller being to lord over! Or does he? ZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,324 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Gaz, Zim
The Trail of Apocalypse and Doom by geminidragon76 reviews
Zim&Gaz find themselves in footy pajamas!Zim fixes Gaz's skull pendant with a surprise inside.They take a greak from their gory adventure, to get some sleep.Will Zim get the thanks he deserves?Will Gaz teach him about the fluffy birds&bees? ChibiZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 117,579 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Zim, Gaz
AlienvsZim by Darkmoose84 reviews
This was an idea I had while watching Zim once and thinking about all the Alien references Jhonen made in JTHM and I Feel Sick. DATR, ZAGR, and GAMR elements included, along with other characters outside Zim. Invader ZimCJhonen Vasquez. AlienCDan O'Bannon
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,103 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Dib - Complete
Kingdom Scars by Sharpshooter01 reviews
This is a story of a boy. A boy who saved his world, and others. I so suck a summaries. Okay, if you like Invader Zim, Giant metal snakes, and Gir with animal pron in his head, then this is the fic for you. ZAGR, DATR and OC love
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,987 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
Detention of Doom by geminidragon76 reviews
[REVISED]Sequel of DodgeBall to Destruction...Prequel to THE TRAIL OF APOCALYPSE AND DOOM.Zim and Gaz face ridicule & hardship in class.Then there is detention!Zim and Gaz has found themselves dealing with the consequences of DODGEBALL! WARNING!ZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Dodge Ball to Destruction by geminidragon76 reviews
[REVISED!]My first fanfiction I wrote long ago.WARNING:ZAGR!Zim&Dib&Gaz in a game of survival!A simple lesson in gym becomes a catalyst to the events that will unfold.PREQUEL of “DETENTION OF DOOM”&“THE TRAIL OF APOCOLYPSE AND DOOM”
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Zim, Gaz
Seasons by vieiraa3 reviews
EdxWin Set after the movie: Ed is back for good and Winry is ecstatic. Events unfold throughout the four seasons while Ed and Winry battle through their own thoughts. Who knows what will happen next year? .. Yes I will make a sequel eventually : ..
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,942 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Noodle's Suprise To The Band by GORILLAZLOVER reviews
Humorous 2DNoodle fic. Noodle brings a suprise,and it aint a new song either! Summary sux but hey,what do ya expect! Some drama in new chaps. Read at own risk.
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,831 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006
Avatar in Training by Liselle129 reviews
Follow Aang as he pursues mastery of all the elements. Along the way, he learns some lessons about life and love and finds friends in unexpected places. Kataang, some ZukoxSong and SokkaxSuki. Rated for safety, most content will be Kplus.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,979 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi: Boomer's Story by CoreyW reviews
Based on the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi by Bleedman. The Rowdyruff Boys prepare to battle the girls once more that is, until Boomer confesses his love for Bubbles. However, the events that follow lead to a conflict beyond imagination. Remember to review.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,388 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Boomer, Bubbles - Complete
Down And Out by Tallulah Grammar Songstress reviews
A nasty affair results in Cube being kicked out of the GGs. But that's only the beginning... soon, not only Onishima, but a Love Shocker with a murderous grudge, are on the rudies' trail! GumxBeat and other pairings.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,212 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2001 - Published: 4/4/2001 - Complete
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No More Room In Hell reviews
A tribute to George A. Romero and Dawn of the Dead. Zombies rise in the city and it's up to Zim and the gang plus some new faces to survive. M for Strong bloody violence, sexuality, and graphic language.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Zim, Gaz
How to Totally Rock! reviews
The Zim cast starts a punk band! The underground music scene will never be the same again! Romance included. ZAGR,DATR, and a mystery couple. A bit dark in some areas. If you're squeamish or just close minded, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,315 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Zim, Gaz