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Joined 08-03-06, id: 1106878, Profile Updated: 02-03-09
Author has written 1 story for Skip Beat!.

My profile is going to be nothing special. I've been on here for a long time and I enjoy anime and manga just as much (if not more) as when I started on here. I'm a 16 year old female. I probaly won't update this until I'm 17. Currently I love Skip Beat! I have never read or seen anything like it before. Her characters are deeper than the Mariana Trench. If I actually post a story, please be patiant with me on the updates.

Some things I found on other people's profiles that I find funny.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Just a little something I heard

Springfield’s mayor retired, so the townsfolk went to the high school auditorium to be introduced to the men and women who planned to run in the upcoming open election. It was summer and the air conditioner wasn’t working, so the uncomfortable citizens paid little attention to the politicians as they spoke, and consequently there was little applause. Suddenly the air conditioning came on and there was a blast of cold air throughout the auditorium. Everyone felt so much better. Then a man in overalls walked onto the stage and announced he was going to run for mayor, too. He received a rousing standing ovation, and it was obvious that he would win in a landslide. “Who’s that?” whispered one disappointed candidate to another. The other sighed, “The electrician.”

Did you hear the one about the clever politician who told everyone at the rally to stand up if they wanted to pledge 1,000 to his campaign?
Then he had his orchestra play the “Star-Spangled Banner.”

Repairman: Good morning, Mrs. Jones. You called to have me take care of something in your house that doesn’t work.
Mrs. Jones: Come right in. He’s sleeping on the couch.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar and order large mugs of beer. Upon being served, each finds a fly in his drink.Repulsed, the Englishman sends back his beer.
The Scotsman gently flicks the fly out of his mug and begins drinking.
The Irishman carefully lifts the fly up by its wings, holds it over his mug, and screams, “Spit it out! Spit it out!”

Something that I think that I must add to my profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. ( I really do. Personally, I think it's great if I even get one person to read my story, much more review it).

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Ren's Birthday by Bloody Rose021 reviews
Ren and Kyoko end up working together for a(n) (in)famous photographer's latest project. Concerned, Ren makes the decision to keep Kyoko safe from any untoward advances from the director. Unfortunately, once he understands Ren's intent, the sadistic director decides to make use of Ren's feelings to create emotional scenes that are as realistic as possible. Both on and off-camera.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 1502 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
The Table by Satan Hat reviews
The guys think that they can cure Sunako of her fainting spells and nosebleeds....with an expiriment.KxS I answered all review questions on my profile, If you're one of my regulars read it!
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 9/30/2005
Kono Joushou Naibu by AniManGa19930 reviews
Changed Title from the Tokuto! Japan,Tokyo.There lived 5 boys in a house.The 1st brother Azuma,2nd Kazuki,3rd Ryo,4th Len and the Last Keiichi.Let's see what happen in their lives. Too many chaos, silly and stupid but kinda romatic. Plz R&R!Chap 27 up!
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Len T., Kahoko H.
Crossover! by Nariko-Stepfanie713 reviews
**UPDATED** Basically, this is a fanfic crossover between Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge Wallflower and Ouran High School Host Club. Ms. Nakahara has enrolled Sunako and the other 4 into the Ouran High School for Sunako to be ladylike. All chaos erupts...
Crossover - Wallflower & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,045 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/25/2008
Please make me love you by Divine Illuminance reviews
Syaoran, a Chinese man who went to Japan in search of a wife, soon he sees Sakura and buys her from the market selling women, to be his assistant and soon finds out that he's in love with her, now the only problem, how to make her love him back...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Ouran High School Detective Club by LingShiao reviews
Haruhi's kidnapped! Yes, for real this time. Now the Host Club must take on the roles of Sherlock Holmes and Watson to find her and the fiend who perpetrated the crime.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,645 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F.
Behind the Scenes: LeafeKnights by animearlinefreak reviews
This is scenes of the Leafe Knights secrets that you are about to discover. Tips of fashion by Hayate. Mannen's obsession. Sasame's Quest for the Sailor Moon Manga. Kei and the Nailfile. Go's fireworks. Hajime's secret. Shin's new emotion.
Prétear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,532 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Aria, Con Amore by insaneteacup reviews
When Len found out Kahoko quit the concours and left town with her family, he shut himself off, focusing solely on his violin. Now, years later, they cross paths again, and he finds that not only is Kahoko minoring in music, but instead of the violin...
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,804 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Len T., Kahoko H.
Summer Camp by Gypsy-Airs reviews
A simple summer vacation was all Hino ever wanted. But of course she didnt expect her parents to send her to a Music Camp. And as we all know, Summer Camp sometimes isnt as normal as we hoped. And what goes on during Summer Camp isnt normal either.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Kahoko H., Len T.
Casanova by mayalucille reviews
Ren always liked to joke that their third date was in the hospital. Kyoko never thought it was that funny after she realized the extent of his injuries. He had nearly gotten himself killed throwing himself on top of her like that.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
The Wink by Golden meliades reviews
Why does Kyoko have to do her first-ever photo shoot in a bikini, of all things? And why won't Ren quit teasing her? It's an embarrassing day for Kyoko. For Lyl's Cover Challenge. Ren x Kyoko fluff and silly-ness. Oneshot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Closing Games by Golden meliades reviews
The Dark Moon crew goes into work one last time. Some Kyoko x Ren. Oneshot.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
You, Me, We, Us by K'onix reviews
Noi's and Takenaga's twins are fourteen and hate each other! So Noi sends them away. Away to Kyohei and Sunako.Is she crazy? What are they going to do, and what is Noi planning this time? Finished. SxK NxT RxT
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,458 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Kyouhei T., Sunako N. - Complete
The Yellow Rose by K'onix reviews
Every year she gave him a yellow rose with red tips. Every year, except this one. Ranmaru wonders about the change in her feelings, failing to realize his own. RanxPrincess. Side story to You, Me, We, Us but it's not required to understand this two-shot.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Pretear and the Seven Children by animearlinefreak reviews
The Leafe Knights are instead princes from a far away castle cursed by the evil witch Takako, who transformed the young men into children. But that is not the worst part. If at least one of the children doesn’t found someone to love and have love returned
Prétear - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,824 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 9/10/2006
The Christmas Dilemma by kamui-chan Lee.Sun-Ho reviews
Kyouya introduces a common folk tradition of gift giving to the host club in which puts Tamaki in a predicament and empties Haruhi's savings. Can they fix everything just in time for Christmas Day?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
Reading between the lines by baralani reviews
I loved the new chapter 62 Thanks Cireus scanlations ...and was inspired to write a one shot on what in my mind should really have been said. WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD!
Wallflower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
18 VS 25 by kamui-chan Lee.Sun-Ho reviews
One ordinary morning Haruhi Fujioka in the bed of Ouran Host club's noted president Tamaki Suou. What happened? Was she kidnapped? Or seduced? Well something more EXTRAordinary than that has happened to her...TamakixHaruhi. Complete
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,093 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Sweet Open Tears by Lynne102 reviews
Sakura is an always sick child and never gets a happy day. In till she meets Syaoran the person to raise her hopes of happiness.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
one way or another by Sunako718 reviews
Fed up with their current situation Takenaga and Yuki led by Ranmaru come up with a plan to settle their rent problem once and for all. Watch out Sunako and Kyohei, all hell is about to break loose. finally finished.
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,299 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
Limitless Love by Estelle Stafford reviews
Tamaki falls back into Haruhi's life in his usual random way. He is now a supermodel and actor, the rest of the host club have gone on with thier lives as well. What chaos will happen when they all meet up again?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,118 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Piggyback Ride by GSandM reviews
Her feet were aching and Tsukimori decided he waited long enough to make his move. Implied Tsukimori Len x Hino Kahoko.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
Letters by NerdSavvy reviews
It was a dream. A very, very wrong dream... And then I woke up. I finally, really woke up and saw what was always right in front of me. SunaKyo! Complete with extras
Wallflower - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Wonderland by eftee reviews
Syaoran's... not your average thief. And Sakura's not exactly your average cop. Mix them together and you get a not so average story of cop chase thief. Or is it the other way around? SxS. [COMPLETE]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,327 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Far away from life by Lynne102 reviews
PLEASE GO TO MY REDO ONE! THANK YOU! She was not important but he was. Sakura was not like the other maids she was more. He never expected to know her but Sakura had a secret that she is very different from others.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,458 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
In The Moment by Lucie-Hale1 reviews
Being with the Host club for most of her high school life, Haruhi is finaly into her Christmas Vacation. 'The Winter scares rich people' is what Haruhi used to think before she was accidently flung into an ice covered pond by who else? a Host.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Next Time, Knock by GSandM reviews
He didn’t mean to end up on top of Hino, really… or so he says. Tsukimori Len x Hino Kahoko. Oneshot.
La Corda D'Oro - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Len T., Kahoko H. - Complete
It Was A Nice Dress, Really by TheAuthorRin reviews
He decided the only way to show her how cute it would look on her was to wear it for her himself. And for her, he was willing to do anything, right?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
How to Love and Care for your Onigiri by WHPIAR reviews
The Juunishi go to America for the Summer. Kyo doesn't get to go and passes out in a ditch. Kyo spends that summer alone with Tohru that is, until some unexpected company arrives, facing his problem, and overcoming some mental obsticals.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,430 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Tohru H., Kyo S.
Fears of the HeartRainy Days by AliaMagician reviews
Haruhi's phobia of thunder starts to mellow while her feelings for Tamaki starts to blossom...HaruhixTamaki tribute.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Complete
Secret is in the Dream by Lynne102 reviews
She has always been ignored and shunned away but a single dream has her living. In till she meets the boy in her dream… This is bad but then good…
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Unrequited Love by kamui-chan Lee.Sun-Ho reviews
what happens when they meet in college? Tamaki brings bitter news to Haruhi.. tamaki x haruhi.. finished!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 38,178 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Routine by Cursed-Mind reviews
SyaoranSakura AU She’s always known that even before she was born that she was already promised to someone she’d never met before. And that was fine with her. Until she met him her summer before college and changed everything. FINAL CHAPTER UP! Sequel up!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,201 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Battle of the Emotions by cardcaptor42 reviews
COMPLETE Syaoran and Sakura have gone to school together for 2 years now, with no emotions toward each other whatsoever. But now, the 6th grade seems to be quite complicated for everyone.... Dun dun dun! First story, so don't expect a masterpiece...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Jonathon and the Rock by Desert-chan reviews
Jonathon meets a rock while out for a walk. [JonathonxSome random rock]
Full Moon wo Sagashite - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Complete
Just Once More by Heavens Wish reviews
3 years after a tragic breakup that left them both torn, Fate has decided to bring the two past lovers back together. Too bad, he's already engaged. Its Emerald and Lynne
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
In A Smile by timelessS2clois reviews
Summary in the first chapter. SyaoranxSakura & EriolxTomoyo pairings. Complete.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 95,219 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/10/2004 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
Life's problems reviews
Dark Moon has an on location shoot in Kyoto and ends up staying in the hotel Kyoko grew up in. What will Kyoko do? This is a slight RenXKyoko story. T just in case. Just a little angsty, not full blown angst.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren