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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Avengers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Captain America, and Deadpool.

Welcome to my profile fellow humans! \O/ Yup, I'm definitely human.

My favorite books are probably the Transall Saga and The Book Thief. My favorite shows are Supernatural, Doctor who, One Piece, and Monk.

I love comic books and super hero movies, especially the MCU movies. I'm a huge Deadpool fan, both the comics and the movies. I also really love the Pitt comics, although not many people I talk to seem to know what that one is.

If anyone wants to chat feel free to send me a PM. Just keep in mind I can be a little socially awkward. :)

Propositions from "Sexy Lonely Kitty"'s however are decidedly unwelcome. Anyone else get those? I swear they're sent out at random, but on the off chance they're not I'm saying something here.

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Constructive criticism is a tasty snack.

Flames are that food you stuck in the fridge and forgot about until it started to smell.

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The T is Silent, is being translated into Russian by Teddy Berry over on Ficbook! You can find it at :// ficbook. net/readfic/8733154 (minus the spaces) Awesome right? :)

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(Not) Supernatural by Cursed Detective reviews
Misunderstandings and assumptions abound. (Because experimental poisons and antidotes HAVE to have issues when combined.) Eventual KaiShin - non-explicit.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 113,278 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 6/7/2020 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K.
Dead Things Tell No Tales by Altiria-Aty reviews
Ace was under the impression that he was lucky to get the job as a night-guard; a seemingly cushy job guarding stuffed exhibits. That was until the sun fell and the museum springs to life leaving him with living statues, crazed historical figures and the pirate king himself. The king has been freed because Ace didn't follow a list, and now its his job to keep him locked up.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/30/2020 - Luffy, Chopper, Blackbeard, Ace - Complete
Unwanted Trip by Solara Myles reviews
When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,189 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 4,515 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 5/22/2020 - Published: 3/26/2015
The Mountains Say by HoplessAndWandering reviews
When Harry begins Hogwarts, his childhood imaginary friend is still hanging around. (one-shot) Fic Submission for the first annual Tri-Writing Tournament. A response to 'Alexannah's challenge 'Potter and friend'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/30/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., OC - Complete
White to Move, Mate in Two by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. While spying on Voldemort in the Shrieking Shack, Harry gets an idea, and things change very fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 175 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Iryo-nin Kasa (医療忍傘) by Vaengir reviews
Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 115 - Words: 609,137 - Reviews: 6978 - Favs: 6,463 - Follows: 6,199 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Obito U., OC - Complete
Get Help by Foreverafangirl101 reviews
When and where did Thor and Loki first create "Get Help"? Pre-Thor movie, one-shot R&R.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Wand That Talked by Durriken reviews
After the clash with Voldemort at the end of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Harry goes back home to his aunt and uncle with a strange (and sarcastic) new magic….
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/30/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Changing Lives with a Bang! by melloschocolatecake reviews
I died... I know, how original. But at least I skipped the baby stage! Thanks angel! Waking up as our favorite bomber can have some interesting results. Especially when it's a girl with the maternal instincts of a mama bear. Deciding not to join the Akatsuki, and instead meddle in the last place an Iwa nin should be: Konoha. Rated T for language and violence. Si!Deidara fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 345,923 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Naruto U., Deidara - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Travelers by RugitusAstra reviews
"I don't think," Steve cleared his throat. "I don't think Amestris is on the same… planet, exactly." Ed frowned. "Planet," he said to the translating device. The device replied in his language, then in English. "A world; a large, natural object that orbits around a star," the device said calmly. Ed swore.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 1/22/2017 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Little Wizard in Flight by mangogreent reviews
Nick Fury has about had it with the amount of bizarre experiences. Super humans, alien invasions, gods! The only exception might be the little wizard who speaks of the freedom in flight and weaves tales of Death as an old friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,241 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 618 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Harry P., Nick F. - Complete
For Years We Have Run (But Time Has Caught Up) by Sealure reviews
Ishvalan AU. Mom's eyes sparkled like rubies, and her hair like snow under sunlight. Their neighbors didn't care, but they could be killed now, killed for that blood they were so proud of. And so Ed sold his soul to the man who had burned their country to ashes, sold his soul to the devil of the Amestrian military. There is nothing he will not do to save his brother. NO SLASH!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 138 - Published: 6/11/2018 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M., Scar
Boom Goes The Dynamite by Pokere reviews
In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 953 - Published: 3/10/2018 - Kakashi H., Hiruzen S., Team Seven
The Monster Fighters by Dayja reviews
Tony Stark has faced kidnappers before. He may only be four years old, but his new friends are strong and brave, and together they can take on any monster…even the ones that come from within. And oddly enough, this is not an AU. Coulson probably wishes it were.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews
In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 4,639 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Gaara, Shukaku, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Introverted by Altiria-Aty reviews
Shouta sometimes requires time alone, and Hizashi sometimes forgets.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2018 - Shouta A./Eraserhead, Hizashi Y./Present Mic - Complete
S Rank Jutsu by Ourliazo reviews
Kakashi's cute little genin demand a breathtaking jutsu in response to their horrific D ranks. He replies by trolling them (of course) but then Kakashi ... maybe takes the joke too far. In his defence, the One Thousand Years Of Death attack is actually quite terrifying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/8/2017 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4975 - Favs: 15,657 - Follows: 16,238 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Naruto is not Allowed to Use Seals Ever by Pokere reviews
Also known as all of Naruto's seals summon hell beasts that try to attack him or any unfortunate ninja nearby
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 376 - Published: 7/6/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Nefelibata by YokaiAngel reviews
People really should learn not to take a cloud's things. Especially a certain immortal stuntman's little sky.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 451 - Published: 5/21/2017 - Skull, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 1st generation - Complete
Not everyday is a good day, live anyway by cand13 reviews
Not everyone tells the truth, trust anyway. Not everyone will love you back, love anyway. Not every game will be fair, play anyway. How else could anyone survive what they have and still be that lively? ASL growing up with Whitebeard story.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,829 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Whitebeard Pirates - Complete
Serpents and Celestial Bronze by Levity Lirum reviews
He was only twelve, going on thirteen. And shouldn't Madame Pomfrey been able to detect this and stop it while he'd been in the hospital wing? Because seriously? This? This thing right here? It had to have been something to do with the Basilisk having bitten him. A whole new spin on the Snake!Harry Genre with some Ancestor! thrown in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,379 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 7,559 - Follows: 7,893 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 8/23/2014
The Power Of The Brick by Haugh Wards reviews
When Dolores Umbridge sent Dementors after Harry Potter she expected everything to go well. However when Harry can't find his wand during the attack, he tries something else on the Dementors, changing the future of the impending war. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 544 - Published: 3/4/2017 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
White Silk like Snowflakes by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Tony knows that something is wrong with Loki. He absolutely knows it- so obviously he has to capture a Norse god. Of course, trapping a Trickster is going to be tricky. Good thing he enlists the help of a Teenager with freaky spider webs, and a Neurosurgeon who messes with magic every Tuesday. It's not like Loki's mind controlled or insane or- what's this about a Stone?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,940 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 11/6/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete
The Fishy Hyuuga by Lurking Pheonix reviews
After the matriarch's funeral, young Hinata finds her mother's "favorite koi fish" and gets permission to keep it as a pet. Hiashi is unaware of the headaches the fish will bring. At least he can tell it's a fish. (During her childhood.) Dear Kami knows what species the other three are. What did mother nature give birth to?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Magikarp, Hinata H., Akamaru, Hiashi H.
Fear of the name by The madness in me reviews
Harry knew the Dark Lord was dangerous, he did; but it was just so much harder to find the name Voldemort scary after he found out it was an anagram and he just had to share that information.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Project Alpha Sigma by Dayja reviews
Tony was Howard Stark's greatest creation. He meant that very literally. And now the Avengers have a forty year old child on their team. And it turns out, they had always had a child on their team. Can they fix Tony? And does he even need to be fixed?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Pepper P.
Reluctant Fangirling and Other Seductions by Madrigal-in-training reviews
It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 6,313 - Follows: 2,112 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Naruto U., Shisui U., Naruko U. - Complete
Spades On-Screen by Stormy1x2 reviews
Ace plays a prank on the Navy and the world gets to watch. The Whitebeard Pirates are most impressed.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 578 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace
Welcome to Goblin Town by stolen with the night reviews
There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Harry P., Thorin
(never) see you again by authenticaussie reviews
Sabo had watched the footage from Marineford enough times that he knew that this couldn't be true; there was no way Ace could possibly be standing behind him. He'd watched that footage so many times that every horrendous detail, every flicker of hidden agony on Ace's face had been branded into his memory. How could it possibly be Ace?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Ace, Sabo - Complete
The Ace of Hearts by Reign of Rayne reviews
Dying with a smile on his face wasn't enough. No, he had to watch the aftermath, see things he never wanted to see, all while being helpless to intervene.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Ace - Complete
Fluffy Doom by Lady of Many Masks reviews
Voldemort learns of a new prophecy where he is defeated by 'Laughter and Fire'. Not sure what to make of it he does nothing, and Harry has a little fun. One shot. Rewritten. Inspired by 'Harry's Little Army of Psychos'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Wish There Was Something Inside Me (to keep you beside me) by Unadulterated reviews
Tony comes out to Pepper and Rhodey, and decides that maybe he can make this whole ace thing work out after all. (Asexual!Tony) Part 2 in the Aces Trump Kings 'verse.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/30/2014
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 893 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Stark Raving Mad by Unadulterated reviews
Tony didn't make it out of Afghanistan in one piece. (In fact, he left a couple important pieces behind.) Crazy!Tony.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Silence Is Golden by Self-Inflicted Insanity reviews
But duct tape is decidedly not. (Post-Avengers. In which Loki temporarily doesn't have access to his magic because of a magical artifact he's carrying around, and takes a liking to duct tape as the next best thing. Actually more serious than it sounds, with bits of angst, hurt/comfort, [as well as humor], and strange circumstances thrown into the mix.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Flickering Death by InsaneScriptist reviews
Ace had always been aware of this man, ghost, whatever this Master of Death guy really was. He's still not sure if that's a good thing or not. Two-shot. Completed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 1,043 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 4,143 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U., Naruto U.
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 5,405 - Follows: 1,487 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Oh God, My Eyes! by Kitsune Foxfire reviews
No one could ever really be sure what went on in Garp's head. So they weren't sure if his new cloths were some kind of strange D-related tactic, or if the man had actually lost his mind. If they'd just look at the date, they'd know. His cute grandsons always sent the most thoughtful gifts for his birthday. Cover art by amba gurl.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,030 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Garp, Ace
Shadows Of The Merchant Of Death by Post U Later reviews
An unexpected visitor comes to the tower in order to take one of the team away, & Tony'll be having none of that. The Merchant Of Death makes an appearance & death threats are thrown between the 2 like rice at a wedding. All the while, the rest of the Avengers stand back in shock. Will Tony chase off this unwanted visitor? Or will blood rain from the heavens? Slight Brony. Complete
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Oubliette by kiyaarthesamurai reviews
Steve gets stuck in the ice. He's awake the whole time.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A for Effort by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"No comment." Yeah, well, Tony Stark is tired of the no comments. Here's a comment for you...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 312 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Royally Innocent by TeraWatt reviews
Sirius, having escaped from Azkaban seeks help from Very high up. To Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories, Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith, RATED T FOR RAMPANT PARANOIA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Finding Home by Seito reviews
Tony thought only Coulson would get himself reincarnated as a yellow overall wearing... pill thing as revenge for all the times Tony pissed him off. Or in which Tony adopts an army of Minions. R&R
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard by Seito reviews
When you were trained as an assassin at a tender young age, those skills tend to follow you for life. It was easy to kill a fly in midair with a butter knife without looking, imagine fifty seven ways to kill a man or pick a lock. So breaking out a terrorists' jail is as easy as pie for Tony. It's fun to mess with his teammates too. "So why are you naked?" R&R
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 452 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 272 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 7,966 - Follows: 1,887 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
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ANBU Cuddles reviews
Cuddles are life. That is all. Just enjoy the fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15 - Kakashi H.
It's all Kyubi's fault reviews
So I died, and yeah, everyone dies at some point. It's still usually a bit of shock when it actually happens though. The really shocking part (to me at least, who knows what you think) about my death is that I'm then reborn as Naruto's Twin. And I couldn't get away with something so simple as that, oh no!, I had to be a fox while he was human. Why me? Not a S/I.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,196 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 8/7/2018 - Naruto U., OC
The T is Silent reviews
No one in Magical Britain seems to know how to properly say Voldemort. Here's what happens when Harry finds out. Alternate Summary: Harry could no longer contain himself and started pestering Voldemort through letters. The guy already tries to torture and kill him on a regular basis. Can't get much worse so he might as well get some entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/18/2021 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort
Thanks Bucky reviews
Basically just Tony being glad The Winter Soldier killed his dad.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2021 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Tony S./Iron Man - Complete
Deadpool's Worst NiGhtMaRe! reviews
This was inspired by a line I read in a fic called The Bloody Boys by Luki, "There's a cow in the tree. Armed to the teeth and completely lacking in sanity."
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2020 - Lambo, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Sparkles Galore reviews
What would happen if an FMA fan were to be reborn as Major Armstrong's sparkles? Warning: I've been told this story is quite disturbing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2019 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Alex A., OC - Complete
Dreaming of Cats and Snakes reviews
This insanity involves Loki and my sister's cat named Loki. Read at your own risk.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2019 - Loki, OC - Complete