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Joined 08-04-06, id: 1107114, Profile Updated: 01-06-09
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto.

Name: Jen.

Age: 16

Lives: Yes. I mean, in Scenic Hawaii.

Wants: A penguin. Or a Starbucks Mocha Cappuccino.

Likes: To rebel. (Even if she continues to walk the stuffy road of canon-ism.)

OTP: SasuSaku. (And I don't really give a damn about what people say about Sakura. She's awesome. :D)


BLAH:
1.06.OH NINE

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Posted Maybe Next Year, for beloved Becca.

Update for Kings and Queens: pending


DumbBiotchRant:

(BOLD to express my FURY)

I hate it when people put 'I suk at summrys' or something equally stupid in their summaries. It's extremely off-putting.

Oh Jesus, I hate Brussels sprouts.

I despise with the whitehotintensityofathousandsuns SasuHina. DX

And I hate when authors write about pairings they don't like. (Like in this one fic. The summary sounds SO good and it's SasuSaku so I'm all cheering and SQUEEing and going omg, this is going to pwn! And then I open the first chapter and the author goes, "like, ok. i don't like SasuSaku. actually, I exteremly HATE it. so yeah. i'm just doing this cuz i can soyeah. whatevr.") Like, what the hell man? Stick to the pairings you like would you? We have enough haters outside the fandom. We don't need ones in it.


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Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
If I Knew Then by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku, NaruSaku Everyone is dead, including Sasuke. Eighteen and about to kill herself, Sakura is overwhelmed by the Kyuubi's chakra. When she wakes up, she is twelve again, and has the chance to change...everything. Well, let's start with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,929 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fearless by Neon Genesis reviews
The first time I met Sasuke, he bit my finger. Quite the charmer, that boy. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
touchdown turnaround by Neon Genesis reviews
Christmas!gift for Jen. A Christmas Eve party is thrown in Sasuke's living room. Wherein Naruto is drunk, Sasuke is accused of being defensive, and Sakura wears hideous holiday toe-socks. "Dude, I am so making waffles." SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hey now by Neon Genesis reviews
Sasuke needs Naruto's empathy, not Sakura's sympathy. But still, she tries. "I know you don't love me. I'm not asking you to. Just...look at me. Just this once, look at me." /It's hard to breathe when you're standing on your own./ SasuSakuish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Don't Like You by runwitskizzers reviews
[SasuSaku] “I said, I. Don’t. Like. You.” She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Uchiha 1001 by angel puppeteer reviews
How many times would you say I love you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 196 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Mourning After by Neptune47 reviews
How do you cope with the death of someone you love? Naruto and Sasuke deal with Sakura's sacrifice in different ways. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,323 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day the Ice Cube was Melted by fireblazie reviews
Chaos ensues when Sasuke decides to give Sakura a kiss. A SasuSaku fluff lover's dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/19/2004
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Maybe Next Year reviews
Giftfic for Becca. Everyone knows seventh time's the charm. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Action reviews
Sasuke deals with the repercussions of his betrayal and realizes her devotion will be the end of them both. “This isn’t how it’s supposed to end! …How we’re supposed to end.” -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,145 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kings and Queens reviews
When Konoha’s Kunoichi Preparatory and Shinobi Academy merge, the four commanding ‘monarchs’ of either school struggle for reign, spectacularly clash, and inexplicably find the enemy attractive. -SasuSaku- -NaruHina- -ShikaIno- -NejiTen-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Idiot Syndrome reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Kawarimi reviews
They were long, slow nights and she was dying underneath the mask. [SasuSaku] [onesided SasuKarin] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Building Castles reviews
Moved Out. Kicked Out. Been Out. Three teens with no place to go? Oh god. Moving in has never been so awkward. [SasuSaku] [NejiSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Scrabble and Daiquiris reviews
Between his 'You're way too moody for someone with such a monstrous punch.' and her 'Well, your hair's too long, buddy, but you don't see me questioning your masculinity.' a friendship had been formed. [Neji, Sakura banter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Living For Your Whims reviews
In her last moments, Sakura shows more strength than she had in her lifetime. And for the first time in his, Sasuke doesn't appreciate it. [SasuSaku] [OneShot] 'Stop it! Stop looking like you're ready to move on! ...Because I'm not.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Unconventional reviews
He's mean. She's violent. And they're...dating? What. The. Hell. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Issue of Competition reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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