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Author has written 14 stories for Red Faction, Maple Story, Pokémon, Black and White, Myst/Riven, Resident Evil, Warhammer, Half-Life, and Final Fantasy VII.

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Pen-name:Wedge Palmer

Real name: Errr...

Age: 16

Gender: M

Location: A box, under a rock, in a cave, four miles underneath The UK.

Likes: Eating, Playing games, writing fanfics, family

Dislikes: Chavs(Shudders). In my school, there are many, MANY Chavs.

Fave food: Bacon sandwitch, Pancakes

Fave Game: Final Fantasy 7 (It rules!)

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination.

School's Out Forever... I thought I'd be happy, but it brings a tear to my eye knowing that some friends I have there, I will never see again. I tried to get phone nummas but sometimes I couldn't find the person.

Random People to thank or say hi to

Obsidian: He gave me the idea for my first official fanfic

Isaac C: One of my best friends

Jordan C: Another best friend.

Andy Pearce: A friend who's always been there for me through secondary school!

Square Soft: For making the best game in all the world

Other random people from my Tutor group

Who deserve a mention

Jonathan K: My friend

Luke Smith: One of the best friends i've ever had. We fell out some time ago, but i've come to realise what a great friend he is, when everyone hates me.

Well that's it for school. Once the exams are out of the way, i'm free until college starts after the summer holidays...

Thanks to all my friends, and that includes Harry, Berry, Leigh, Luke P, Jess, Dave, Jonathan, Guy, Cheese, Andy, Isaac, Alex, Chantelle, Luke S, Aakash and even Lorna, Henry, George and Kris (lol)

Quotes in General

"I don't care what you're doing, so much as the idiotic way you're doing it..."
-Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII)

"Fame is an empty promise."
-Chinese Proverb

"Heroes are merely sacrifices made to confront absolute danger."
-Anastasia (Wild Arms 2)

"Eventually... all humans die. What happens to them after they die? The body decomposes, and returns to the Planet. That much everyone knows. What about their consciousness, their hearts and their souls? The soul too returns to the Planet. And not only those of humans, but everything on this Planet. In fact, all living things in the universe, are the same. The spirits that return to the Planet, merge with one another and roam the Planet. They roam, converge, and divide, becoming a swell, called the 'Lifestream'."

Bugenhagan (FF7)


Dave (the bear)

Fave thingies:

The Perfect created things:

God (just in case...)--FF7--Black and White--Portal--Silent hill or other scary games--Pokemon--FF1>6...Basically, the lowest one is 50-cent Bulletproof

Fave Games:



All FF games

Black and White!!

Pokemon Emerald+ Diamond+ Pearl

Mystery Dungeon Blue - - - - I'm a Psyduck!

Any MMORPG (Except perhaps the ones you pay monthly for)

Games I can't stand:

Manhunt -- See above. Also, way too gory for me...

Bully -- I think that's it's name. I hate the thought of kids playing a game where they beat up smaller kids.

Most racing games -- I don't deny that it's fun to smash up your car and run people off the road, but otherwise, i don't like.

Sport/football games -- They are not THAT bad, but why play football on the pc/ps/gamecube/xbox/wii if you can go out and play 4 real?

Stories in the making:

'Pokemon: Emeralds of Corruption' -- A pair of twins set off on their journeys across Hoenn, but nothing is as it seems: Violence, a single evil team, an ancient prophecy and a dude who thinks he's a samurai. Can they save the world and their friends, or will betrayal bring them to their knees?

Future stories:

'Pokemon: Diamonds of Darkness'

'Pokemon: Fool's Gold'

'Pokemon: Land of Origin'

-- The three pokemon stories I have planned are to be created IF I FINISH EMERALDS OF CORRUPTION. Diamonds of Darkness is set in Sinnoh, as the team chase the evil team Shadow there, Fool's gold is set to be set in Johto: where the gang must battle an old foe to, once again, save the world from darkness. Land of Origin is going to be set in the old, historical region of Kanto. The team trace the corruption of the shadows all the way to the league, and must make a terrible choice. They will be in descending order: travelling to Sinnoh, then Johto, then Kanto.

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Pokemon World Online by Lonepichu reviews
Twilmer is an admin for the internet game, Pokemon World online. One day she was sent to check out a glitch and was somehow transformed into a Pichu when she did so. Twilmer must now find a party to help her unlock the mystery of this glitch.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 193,574 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Black and White by alimination602 reviews
A short story based on the Aztec attack on the greek city in Black and White 2 and one soldiers quest to find his God.
Black and White - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 7/20/2008
Pokemon Periwinkle: It's Real by pikachuhunter1 reviews
Pokemon Periwinkle was an ordinary game, until me and my two friends were sucked inside. Now, we've been turned into Pokemon, and us and our new friends are on the run from the evil Team Blasters. This will be fun.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 110,517 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/25/2008
Two Galaxy's Saga by Darth Malleus reviews
Changed the name again. A freak accident transports a fleet of warships from one galaxy to another and in doing so began a chain of events, forever changing the two galaxy's, for better of worse remains to be seen. Star Wars/Warhammer 40K crossover.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 69 - Words: 247,786 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
40k shorts by Thefallenheart reviews
Just as the title says.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2007
Predator Evil 4 by Jiece18 reviews
A Predator lands in Europe hoping to that The Las Plagas would provide a more stable prey than the Aliens had been over the past years. He follows Leon as searches for the perfect chance to gain the Las Plagas for his race and maybe gain a few trophies
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,821 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008
Heart of Artima by Anteaus reviews
Following the story of the 1st Artiman Armoured Regiment of the Imperial Guard when they return home after twelve years service to find there homeland invaded by the Ork menace.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Resident Evil 4: The Novelization by L. Loire reviews
Just as the title implies, this is a novelization based on the game released for the GameCube, PS2 and now Wii. CHAPTER 23 IS POSTED! Please read and review. Much appreciated!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,955 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Leon S. K., Ada W.
Angelus Erroneous by Spike 558 reviews
In the vast universe of Warhammer 40,000 there exists an Ork world beyond the fringes of the Imperium where a group of mercenaries wage a guerilla war in the name of survival. This is their story.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,381 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Pokémon Emerald: Hoenn Adventures by Orangen reviews
Emerald-based. Lynnie Maple is ultimately dragged into being a trainer by her father inconsiderately becoming a gym leader. On her quest to be the best, she has to deal with Contests, Teams Magma and Aqua, and her own inability to stay out of trouble. Epilogue: Vs Swampert!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 127,369 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Mudkip/Mizugorou - Complete
Silent Hill: Child of Sacrifice by thatonedude reviews
Sorry something happened with the document so the chapter was cut way too short, here it is once again.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007
A Whole New World by Emmanovi reviews
Tarsis flees the evil grip of a tyrant God to make a new home for himself and his people. But are things quite what they appear?
Black and White - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Silent Hunters by ratchetwriter reviews
Kroot warriors, exiled from their home city under their planet, watch over a rainforest world. Everything changes when intruders arrive....
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2008
The Elite Eight by Crazy Packers Fan reviews
Team Rocket returns to power, with a plan that effects all regions of the Pokemon world. Only eight trainers are initially willing to fight against them. Will their effort be enough to stop Team Rocket?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 75,427 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sabrina/Natsume, Giselle/Seiyo Y., Silver/Rival, Janine/Anzu - Complete
Goodbye Goodbyeeee by Hello Anyone There reviews
A different finish to the end of Blackadder season 4.
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2008
Chamo Adventures by amoreanfibio reviews
A Rookie Police Officer, a Pokemaniac, a Smalltime thief, and a Potion Maker begin their pokemon journeys. They now not only have to deal with some disagreeable pokemon, but a dangerous secret. Character Submissions closed
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
MudBall by From Ash reviews
Hundreds of thousands of lives have been lost over the fight for the small mining colony Rowan. With a fresh surge of troops how many more will fall? 40k,Rating may change later on.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007
A Silent Hill Story by K-croc reviews
Henry wakes to find himself in an odd, deserted town. Why Is he here? What is going on? How will he get back? Rated T for infrequent swearing. My first ever fanfic
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007
Biggs Wedge and Jessie by thatisruud reviews
Final Fantasy VII from Biggs Wedge and Jessies point of view. My first story just a short one trying to capture what Biggs Wedge and Jessie may of seen and thought.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Biggs, Wedge
Journey Made For Legends by North Western Espeon reviews
Veronica is knowledgeable about pokemon, but not experienced. When she runs away to start a pokemon journey, it is drasticly cut short when she is kidnapped. By what she doesn't know. Why she may never know. First pokemon story, no flames please. R&R
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,719 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/24/2007
Free Time by Flipper Boid Skua reviews
Two sisters give their Pokemon free time, leading to chaos when someone important comes to visit, but they really couldn't care less. R&R Please.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Legends, Part 1: In The Beginning by Lord Leachim reviews
Albert Wesker and William Birkin have just been hired by the Umbrella Corporation and begin their work under the tutelage of James Marcus and Ozwell Spencer. Wesker is ambitious and Birkin is idealistic, but neither of them is prepared for the truth.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,406 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Crimson Memoir by Lefthand reviews
Formerly titled Silent Hill: The town awaits. James Sunderland's time in Silent Hill recounted by Samael. An alternate tale of Silent Hill 2. The story is finished. I've had a lot of fun writing it and I'd like to thank all my readers. Enjoy!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 131,842 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Going Over The Top by Cohen's girl reviews
The groups thoughts before going over the top. Please r&r, my first fic so plz be nice! Final chap up!
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Complete
Emerald: The Legend of Hoenn by Katie Legends reviews
Beka, a lonly teenager, dreams away into the land of Hoenn. Who is this new group Team Sky and how does Beka's role in being a trainer revolve around the legendary Rayquaza? Also starring: Brendan Birch, May Yuri, & Steven StoneHoennshipping R&R
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 282,440 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Complete
Black and white: Evil vs Evil by Paragon of Evil reviews
based on my adventures through land 5 Paragon my god and Nemesis will battle for Eden. be nice my first fanfic Note: story will start off slow put it will pick up...CH 7 is up!
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/27/2004
The Hades Chronicles I: Hades by Basilisk9466 reviews
Formerly 'Welcome to Planet Hell'. Earth is in ruins, destroyed by the Alien menace. A group of people enlist on one of the last ships, not knowing that they will soon be fighting for their lives... Now complete. Look out for part two: Asphodel
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
The Pet of a Pet by Exilo reviews
What if a pet had gained a will? What if he turned on his god? I promise it's better than it sounds, RR please. Chapter 10 is up: complete.
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Complete
Good and Evil: The Reign of Rekka by WindAlchemistJen reviews
Flying sheep abound as the Warrior Goddess Rekka begins her reign. Rated for language and possible violence. Chapter 9 up!
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 5/3/2003
Black and White: Amon's Reign by Amon 262 reviews
Amon was sent from the great void to kill Nemesis. The final fight is about to begin.
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2004
The Birth of a God by Raven Ehtar reviews
Based on the opening to Black and White, this is how I precieve the making of a God before too many influences take over. It's short, so no excuses for not leaving a few reviews guys! : Enjoy.
Black and White - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2002 - Complete
Gods and Devils, Angels and Demons COMPLETE by Sir Karmagant reviews
An original story based on Black and White. Goes through the game under the view of a young god's perspective.
Black and White - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2002 - Published: 2/23/2002
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Pokemon Fantasy Legend reviews
In the aftermath of a slaughter by attackers unknown, an old resident of Pallet Town returns from war to find his hometown in flames. Along with an old friend, can he seek out the leade killers? And to what end are they collecting the Crystals of Kanto?
Crossover - Pokémon & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009
Darkest Hearts: One Last Stand
What if a small army survived the Seven Hour War and set up a secret settlement in the mountains of North America? What if other races had their eyes on our planet? Read n Review! For the full details of media used in this crossover, visit my profile!
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,004 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2009
Spirian Pride
A 100 year civil war on Spiria was finally ended with Imperial intervention. Years later: a new Crusade by Chaos Forces on the outskirts of Imperial space has them turning to Spiria for a mass-founding. The Spirian 3rd and its brothers are going to war.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,568 - Published: 1/24/2009
Final Evil: Umbrella Chronicles reviews
Umbrella has become the worlds largest supercompany, controlling pretty much everything. With twisted mutants and the undead roaming the world, people are forced to come to them for support. Can a small rebellion save humanity? FF7 Resident evil crossove
Crossover - Resident Evil & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Leon S. K.
Pokemon: Emeralds of Corruption reviews
A fic I wrote for a few friends and my little brother and sister. When Fifteen year old Kerensa and her twin brother begin their journies across Hoenn, they get more than they bargined for. Pokemon Emerald, but with some new, original characters. R and R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008
Rescue Team Freedom: Ravages of War reviews
I wanted to write a mystery-dungeon style fic, so here's my attempt: When an evil warlord gathers an Army of Pokemon and invades the region of Kind, can a tiny rescue-team formed by a Cyndaquil and his manservant Treecko fight the darkness? RnR!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008
Loss and Victory reviews
Sequal to 'Order and Chaos'. With their creatures gone and both their allies dead, Toku and Saitaku are forced to venture through the vortex and into the realm of Lethys. How will they fare against both Lethys and another old foe? Read and Review!
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008
Order and Chaos reviews
There was a clan of gods known as the Clan of Order. Their aim was to prevent the world from falling into chaos. One day, an evil god known as Nemesis rose up and destroyed them, with his newly formed 'Clan of Chaos'. Can three young gods stop him? R R!
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
This is my first attempt at a horror/scary fic. I hope you enjoy this. The first chapter doesn't have much action but it'll improve, I promise! Read and Review: After a bus crash leaves only two survivors, can our heroes survive a night in 'The House?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/16/2008
Ten minutes to live your life reviews
I was angry and upset when URU was closed down a few days after I had got the game. I thought I'd got over it, but the feelings were rekindled watching tributes to URU on youtube. Here's MY tribute to URU. Perhaps the end has not yet been written. Oneshot
Myst/Riven - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Black and Black: Reckoning reviews
A crippled god persues his old rival and foe to avenge the death of his creature. He is so caught up in his revenge, can he even protect his own people from death, both at the hands of the enemy; and even the weather? This is the story of the god, Blitz.
Black and White - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Pokemon Online reviews
A guy makes an account on a game called Pokemon Online, but it has twists, like a VR helmet that allows you to feel things in the game, as well as see them.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006
MapleADVENTURE! reviews
The Partially true story of Wedgeff7, A new player who must learn his destiny, and how to use emoticons!
Maple Story - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2006
Bane's struggle reviews
I really liked Obsidian thirteen's story and was kinda inspired to create my own. This is my first ever official fanfic.I hope it does not look as though i have copied because i haven't. Please enjoy and tell me what you think.
Red Faction - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/9/2006