Digifan316
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Joined 06-02-00, id: 11086
Author has written 22 stories for Digimon, Pokémon, Ranma, You're Under Arrest, Tribe, DC Superheroes, American Dragon: Jake Long, Doctor Who, Gargoyles, X-Men, Marvel, Herbie series, Gundam Seed, Avengers, and Disney.

BRIAN: Hi, and welcome to the satellite of love, I'm Brian Smiley and we just got done reading a "Salior Moon" lemon and...

(MAGGIE, TOM, and CROW come in totaly shocked)

MAGGIE: That was the most disterbing thing we have ever read!

BRIAN: Ever heard of "Chibi Usa's 7th birthday?"

MAGGIE: Ok, this is the second most disterbing thing we have ever read.

TOM: The horror! THE HORROR! Salior Moon, Merrcury, and Luna in a... a... YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAERRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!*

(TOM'S head explodes)

CROW: I never knew you could do that to a cat.

(CROW throws up)

(Commercal sign)

BRIAN: We'll be right back.

(BRIAN taps light)

(Planet Bumper)

(SOL, and everything is cleaned up, and TOM is repaired)

BRIAN: Feeling better?

BOTS (This includes MAGGIE): Much.

(MADS light flashes)

BRIAN: Good because Sailor Jupiter, Venus, and Artimes are calling.

TOM: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!*

(TOM'S head explodes and CROW is crying)

MAGGIE: REMEMBER THE FIC BEFORE LAST?!

BRIAN: Sorry.

(BRIAN taps light)

(CLASSROOM)

NED: No time for formalities fellas. We got to hurry.

PEARL (Off screen): NED! TED! YOU BETER HAVE A PLOT TO CONCER AT LEAST A SMALL VILLAGE READY BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH MY SUB!

QB TED: Duhhhh... since when do you eat water vechals?

NED: She means her sandwich.

QB TED: Sandwich? BURN HER AT THE STAKE!

NED: NO, NOT IN THE... never mind. Enjoy your story its a profile on a FFN author calld "Digifan3:16." His name sounds like a wrestler, there for, it sounds like its going to hurt. Enjoy anime boy.

PEAR (Off screen): I'VE TAKEN MY FIRST BITE!

NED & TED: YIKES!

(SOL, lights go off)

ALL: WE GOT PROFILE SIIIIIIIGGGGGGGNNNNNNN!!!

(Door sequence)

BRIAN: I hope its at least better than some fanfics.

I'm a big anime geek.

TOM & CROW (M&M'S Minis): GEEK!

I'm also a sci-fi nerd

ALL (Chanting): NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

and I think this is

TOM: Hell?

MAGGIE: Weird?

BRIAN: Strange?

CROW: Wonderful?

the one stop sight

ALL: Oh.

for

TOM: The Digidestened?

MAGGIE: Pokemon trainers?

BRIAN: Future writers?

CROW: Fan-boys?

TOM: Cheif?

CROW: McCloud!

fanfiction.

ALL: Oh.

Here are some of my favoret

CROW (Digifan3:16): Porn sights.

BRIAN: CROW!

animes:

Digimon (Naturaly),

TOM: Well duh.

Pokemon (Bet you didn't see that comming),

(ALL look at passage with shock)

MAGGIE: A Digifan that's a Pokefan?

BRIAN: Dear god, now pigs will fly and Davis will be with Kari!

ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS THE APOCOLIPSE!

Sailor Moon (I admit it: I think it's cool),

CROW: Not many guys would do that.

BRIAN: So I take it not everyone knows your a Moonie?

(CROW mumbles something incohearent)

Blue Seed

ALL (Singing): I'm blue! Aboo deba do die! Aboo deba do die!

(It is one of THE best anime's from ADV films out there),

TOM: Not just one of the best, but one of THE best.

New Dominion: Tank Police

CROW: I like the taste of the old Dominion better.

BRIAN: Its an anime, not a drink.

CROW: Oh.

(Great plot, great charactures, non-stop action,

(BRIAN grabs CROW'S beak shut)

BRIAN: Not that type of action.

terrific drama, and comedy, what's not to love?),

BRIAN: If anyone says anything negative about New Dominion, I will suspend inbetween RAM chip snaks.

BOTS: Dang.

Dragon Ball Z (Who doesn't love DBZ?)

TOM: Over pretective parents.

MAGGIE: Preachers who don't get anime.

BRIAN: The Right to Censore.

CROW: Anime bashers.

Gun Smith Cats (Girls, Granades, Guns, 'Nuff Said).

CROW: Increadence for the perfict...

BRIAN (Quickly): NO!

CROW: ...anime. What?

BRIAN: Never mind.

I am hoping one day to go to Japan and see how anime is made.

TOM: I think its just like, oh I don't know, HOW THEY DO ANIMATION HERE?!

Here are some of my favoret stories:

CROW (Digifan3:16): All of them "Salior Moon" lemons.

BRIAN: CROW!

Tai's Last Game and the entire Night Dutchess series(Both by GameGirl),

MAGGIE: I read those. Those were great and would make great TV.

CROW: We have got to read those.

The entire Poketech High

BRIAN (Stoned hippie): Hey, the Poketech's High man.

ALL (Stoned Hippies): WOOOOOOO!!!

and Camp series (By Tenshi_Mew2).

TOM: Not one, but two!

Bug-A-Boo

BRIAN: Sounds like something a exteminatior's ghost would say.

and Family (Both by Taioragirl)

TOM: Now those are great authors.

CROW: Definatly.

MAGGIE: Yep.

BRIAN: Fer sure.

I think that Fanfiction is here to stay.

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BRIAN: Wait, there are some good ones.

ALL: NEVERRRRRRRRMINNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD!

When I have kids,

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm going to encorage them to write stories that they want to write.

MAGGIE (Kid): But daaaaaaaad, I don't like writing.

BRIAN (Dad): YOU'LL WRITE AND LIKE IT!

I have a million stories in my head,

ALL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TOM: Are we going to say that when ever we see someting scary?

CROW: Would you rather yell "MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

TOM: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" works for me.

and I'll get to them later,

MAGGIE: I feel as if we got a stay of exicution.

right now,

ALL (Singing): RIGHT NOW!

I just want to finish Digimon: Dogma,

TOM: Why, I read it. It was as if I saw the movie again.

and Phenomenon:

BRIAN (Singing): Someting like a phenomenon.

Digidestened.

MAGGIE: And with that we're out of here.

(ALL exit)

(SOL)

BRIAN: So, this guy has a million stories in his head huh?

MAGGIE: Lets hope their as good as the profile.

TOM: Say, what ever happened to Ned and Ted?

(MADS light flashes)

CROW: Looks like we'll find out.

(BRIAN taps light)

(CLASSROOM)

PEAL: How ya do Smelly?

(SOL)

BRIAN: Just fine Pearl.

CROW: Where are Ned and Ted?

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: Their project ate my food, so I punished them.

(SOL)

TOM: How?

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: A marithon of Juato lemons.

(SOL)

(ALL shuter)

MAGGIE: You are evil.

(CLASSROOM)

PEARL: Thanks.

NED & TED (Off screen): NOOOOOOOOO!!!! WE'RE SORRY! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!

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The Guardians
Co-Written by Jarkota, a reboot of an alternate take on Civil War. When the greatest heroes are at each other's throats, the fate of the world is dependent on both the welder of an ancient weapon and the possible future version of a hero... that is if they can get along long enough to save it.
Crossover - Marvel & Disney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Published: 2/18/2014
DVX reviews
When an immortal warrior long thought dead awakens, the world will burn...
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Jubilee
Demona's Child reviews
An encounter after the pit of starving cats will change things forever... Chapter 3 fixed
Crossover - Gargoyles & Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Demona, Ranma
The Museum reviews
Fresh from Doctor 1/2 Known as Doctor 12 here , The Doctor investigates who's keeping the portal open... and picks somebody up along the way.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, Natarle B.
Doctor 12 reviews
Thanks to Akane, there's a new Doctor on the horizon. But thanks to a weakness in the dimensional walls, The Doctor's greatest foes will change the world.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,330 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - 10th Doctor, Ranma - Complete
Half A Knight reviews
Ranma 12 & Batman fusion. To make up for his father's misdeeds and to protect the city, Ranma Saotomae will become the Dark Knight. And he's not the only one to get the DC treatment. T to be safe.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Ranma
Half A Knight: Secret Files & Orgins reviews
Just who are the people that Ranma encounters in his life? Files on Shiva, Superman, and others as well as their back story are in here and it starts with Lady Shiva. T to be safe.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/1/2007
The Beginings of the Blade
In "CW: Third Side of the Coin," we met Jason Argo around 6 months after getting the Boomerang Blade. What happened in the months prior to meeting Shadow? This is the story.
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Jake
The Tribe: Legacy reviews
A chosen warrior of light... a weapon of balance... a legacy of darkness...
Tribe - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006
Ranma 42 reviews
Don't Panic.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
The New Recruit reviews
With our favoret officers short a car, the department gets a new recruit unknowingly. Yes, this is a sequal. Will put in more detail as to the fate of what was suposed to be the next story in the next chapter.
You're Under Arrest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006
Herbie's Drive Through Nerima reviews
Complete! Sorry for the late update. Had to work some things out. Ranma gets a car. A 1960's VW Bug, white, red, white, and blue stripes with the number 53 on the front, back, and sides. Taking place after the 1997 movie, The Love Bug is in Nermia.
Crossover - Ranma & Herbie series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Ranma - Complete
Sanity reviews
A conversation between two doctors leads to a disterbing surprise.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2002
EVIL DEAD: DIGITAL DEAD reviews
Just when Ash thought it was safe to help out the Japanese divsion of S-Mart, that dang Book causes trouble for him and the Tamers. An Evil Dead/Tamers crossover that takes place after Army Of Darkness. Rated R for horror and swearing.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002
Humanity reviews
Part 5 is up. Rated PG-13 for volenice in Chapters 2 & 3. Ch. 4 is an explination.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2001 - Published: 12/28/2000
The Freak reviews
A romance between Jun and... you think I'd tell you. Only two hints: Not a DD, yet not an original characture ether. Part 5 is up.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2001 - Published: 8/28/2001
A Writer's World reviews
A writer goes into his own world. Brad and Jun romance (BJun) with hints of Taiora, Takari, and Koumi. Part 3 is now up.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2001 - Published: 6/22/2001
The Klutz: Brian and Sora reviews
This is my first attemt at phyiscal comedy. PG for physical humor and swaring
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/5/2001
Hacker reviews
This is a little inspired by Kath_Molko's Poketechtech High. This story takes place in another universe where all the Digidestened go to High School meet a transfur student from America that turns their world upside down.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/11/2001
Digimon: Dogma reviews
This is based on Kevin Smith's Dogma, only some of the charactures are replaced with the Digidestened. Example: Tai takes Loki's place as one of the fallen angels.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 7/5/2000
Phenomenon: Digidestened reviews
I don't want to spoil anything
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 6/6/2000
The Real Digifan reviews
A spoof of The Real Slim Shady, and it has a surprise for you Digimon Sucks, UMJ, and Quarter Fan!
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10/13/2000