The Book Thief
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Joined 08-06-06, id: 1108790, Profile Updated: 06-16-10
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Ranger's Apprentice, Inception, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and X-overs.

Hello!

I'm Sarah, aka The Book Thief. I guess I should thank you for reading my Profile, since that probably means you liked my work enough to come here. Without further ado: Thank you! ;-)

I'm a uni student (and, oh, that's such a sweet phrase) living in Canada. I love languages - though I'm fluent in exactly one -, reading, and toast. Fandom is a fact of my life. I write intermittently, but mostly during the holidays when I have free time. (And by "intermittently", I mean "next to never".) If you're really interested, you can contact me by e-mail, since I check it obsessively.

Have fun, and please, enjoy!

Bonjour à tous !

Je m'appelle Sarah, ou bien, The Book Thief. Je suppose qu'il faut que je vous remercie pour lire mon Profile parce que ça démontre (possiblement) que vous avez aimé mon travail assez pour venir ici. Sans détour : Merci !

(Je me suis dite que je pourrais écrire mon "bio" en anglais ou en français, mais jamais les deux ensemble et. Voilà. Faut noter que je ne puisse pas du tout parler/comprendre/écrire français, mais je l'aime bien quand même.)

Je suis canadienne et j'étudie à l'université. J'aime bien les langues, mais je parle seule l'anglais couramment (comme vous pouvez voir, sans doute). J'aime aussi lire, danser et manger du toast. J'écris rarement, la plupart du temps quand je suis en vacances. Si vous voulez me contacter, faites-moi un email et je vais vous répondre aussi vite que possible. ;-)

(S’il y a des erreurs dans ce texte, je vous remercie de me signaler.)

Amusez-vous bien!

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Ranger Corps: Men In Cloaks by Hibernian Princess reviews
...CLOSE cloaks! It's about time we saw the other side of the Corps...you know, the side that frequently engages in Broadway-style musical numbers and other ridiculous activities. Humor and intentional OOC; rated K plus for possible innuendos.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,196 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Halt, Crowley
Oh How Bright the Path by xcgirl08 reviews
It was fitting, really, that before things reached their conclusion I should wake up to find him sitting by the foot of my bed once again. After all, he was incorrigible. Mattie, LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Pon Farr and You by Lanaea reviews
A guide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
I am a Doctor, not a by Jenz127 reviews
Am jumping on the bandwagon here...The multi-talented Watson always seems so much more than just a Doctor...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,068 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008
The Case Of The Importunate Client by ElenaC reviews
When a client shows a little too much interest in Holmes for Watson's liking, things come to a head. Holmes/Watson SLASH. First time, no serious action.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Four Times Pepper Considered Quitting by seren23 reviews
Four Times Pepper Considered Quitting and the One Time She Did.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
100 Symptoms of OAS by Kumori Doragon reviews
Do you think about Avatar every waking moment? Do people mock you for your obsession? Do you have Obsessive Avatar Syndrome? Check out the symptoms here! Rated K just to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,171 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Thirty Avatar Short Stories by Sophia Prester reviews
Each of these thirty stand alone stories focuses on a different character from Avatar. Recent stories: 22. King Bumi. 23. Chief Arnook and Yue, 24. Zuko, 25. Azula, 26. Ursa, 27. Appa, 28. Monk Gyatso, 29. Iroh, 30. Smellerbee and Longshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,908 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
The Morning After by ElenaC reviews
It's time for Holmes and Watson to face the morning after the night before. Slash, oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Complete
The Pain by Hekko reviews
The war is over, but many lives have been lost during it. Will it ever stop hurting? A sequel to Simple Things. WARNING: Death story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Marrow by amor-remanet reviews
As much as they love Keating’s class, some days, it’s just another obstacle to what they really want. SLASH, CharliexNeil, references to onesided NeilxTodd.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
The Art of Being a Secretary by Keiran reviews
Intelligence is not a trait highly valued in secretaries. They evolved in accordance with that fact. A story of one crush and its only witness. Mild slash content. Starring: the Patrician.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
Malfoy, Détective Privé by Jess HDH reviews
Traduction. UA. Slash HPDM. Quand Draco, détective privé à L.A., se voit embauché par Harry pour le disculper d'un meurtre qu'il n'a pas commis...la magie n'est jamais loin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,436 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Staunch Boswell by Demus reviews
Today I have been thinking about death. For is not all life pathetic and futile?...The year is 1928. At the age of 76, Watson is fighting for his life.' Holmes remembers the moment when he realised the value of his friend's life. Like 'My Dear Fellow'
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
Missives by tag.0 reviews
SPOILERS FOR HBP. After the events of The HalfBlood Prince, McGonagall and Snape receive letters... 2part story, Complete. [Letters Series 1]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Asymmetry by Inari reviews
Watchmen: In 1975, things changed.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Complete
A Tale of Two Cousins by Shibhon reviews
Our two favourite cousins (Dom & Neal of course) progress through life to the age we know them now. Kicking and screaming all the way. (KD, eventually)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 10/20/2003
My Dear Fellow by Demus reviews
Holmes reflects on his chronicler, watching him sleep as they travel to their temporary home at the end of a particularly galling case for Watson. Not slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
Tangled Up in Green by Charis M reviews
Two unexpected people and a ball of yarn in the late hours of the night. Either extremely out of character or showing what happens when stress gets to even the most sombre individuals.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Allergies by Saraswathi reviews
[Winner of THA 2005] Tobe discovers that his mistress has a peculiar allergy to Sergeant Domitan.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Tortall, Tortall
Thoughts by Jestana reviews
McGonagall, Harry, and Snape's thoughts as someone very close to all three dies. PG-13 for character death!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
We Didn't Buy The Hardback by samvimes reviews
A history of Discworld in filk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2003
The Black Knight by Mercator reviews
Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003
Buggering Nights by Lady Jaida reviews
Oh, where are you now, Heathcliff?! A little Good Omens fic that will soon become a bigger Good Omens fic. It all begins with a little Cointreau and a little more Grand Marnier, and a philosohpical talk leads to... R&R!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/29/2002 - Published: 4/28/2002
Nightfall by GM reviews
Watson's nightmares have an unsettling effect on Holmes
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2001
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Tonight's Gonna Be reviews
Josh and Matt grinding in a club. That's it, that's the fic. (Title from the Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling")
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
Wings
Once, an angel built wings upon your shoulders. A drabble about Josh Ramsay.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Complete
Five Scenes From A Seduction reviews
Written for the prompt: "Saito/everyone - I want to see him seduce each of the members of the team, because what else does a man who has everything or can buy whatever he wants do for fun?" from the Inception Kink Meme.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Saito - Complete
Neater That Way reviews
Written for the Inception Kmeme: Bruce Wayne is richer than God. Saito wants to follow in his footsteps. Warnings: CRACK. Ridiculous internet jokes.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Saito - Complete
One Conversation Between Friends reviews
Will is worried about what the future holds; luckily, Gilan's there to help put things in perspective.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Will, Gilan - Complete
Reunion reviews
The journey back to Araluen: Will, Evanlyn, Horace and Halt head home. Set post-Icebound Land. Slight Will/Evanlyn.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
Midwinter Cocoa reviews
Will's first Midwinter Solstice as a Ranger's Apprentice. Short and fluffy.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Crane reviews
Batman needs to put Crane in his place. Crane/Batman. This story is not suitable for young readers. Concrit is greatly appreciated.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, J. Crane - Complete
These Are The Days of Our Lives reviews
This fic chronicles the lives of Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, and Harry Potter. It looks at the people that shape their lives: their enemies, their friends, their lovers help make these characters who they are today. Concrit is love!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jack's Choice reviews
Some choices are simple. Some choices are harder than others. And some choices aren't really choices at all. Short fic concerning Jack and his choice. Spoilers for AWE! Concrit is love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Ten Years reviews
Ten years is a long time. Oneshot, concrit greatly appreciated. Spoilers for AWE! WillElizabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2007
Romeo and Juliet reviews
Severus and Minerva, the Romeo and Juliet of Hogwarts. Warning: Deathfic, proceed with caution. Concrit welcome! R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Hair Ribbons reviews
We know what happend to the students at the Yule Ball...but what about these Professors? Reviews and concrit greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Remembrance reviews
A short piece about Severus and Minerva. It felt good to write again! Reviews and concrit welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete