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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.
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Name: Stavi (It's not my real name, by the way)
I love random PMs and good Ole' encouragement PMs, they help me update sooner. : 3
My Progress: More Than Guests chapter 3, HSaDwETyD 3, BatBG 2, RwatCotS 3 and an ominous amount of unstarted fics floating in my 'To do list'
Planned Stroies: These are stories that I'm planning on writing and you can vote for which one I start first in the poll.
Dichotomous Love: A story of love, in a second person using a dichotomous system with the chapters. It'll be less vague when I get to work on it. :P
Places you can find me: I have a DeviantArt account which is Stavi also. On Myspace:feel free to add me or send a message. (Aiko Kohanako: "Myspace is a figment of your imagination!" Stavi: "My imagination has a pretty big network then!") Secret of the Solstice as: Ratio, Myrio, Teller or Got Milk?. Ratio is my main though.
My Wife: Yes, I have a wife. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, she's a girl. Yes, I have a son. Yes, we are both straight as arrows. My wife's name is Aiko Kohanako (on here) or DS as I calls her and we are very much in straight, heterosexual love. We have a son named Megatron who I call Megan when I'm drunk and Meg when I'm lazy. If you have a problem with my spousal arrangements, stuff it. Love you, babe! (btw, we now have TWO more kids Chika/Mathew and Usagi/Nagasaki - the second names after the forward slash are what I call them and the first names before the forward slash are their actual names)
Dedications: My best friend Mollie is my inspiration and she's the one who intoduced me to fanfictions and also to fanfiction.net. So I dedicate all my writings to her. She's also the reason I became a yaoi fan. DS is my wife and she (ocassionally) pushes me to update. I don't like to let her down even though I haven't updated in months. Really though, right now, she's the only thing that's stopping me from never writting yaoi again. So if you like my stuff, you should thank her.
Editor: OMG, I love my new editor, MayIFall, she's sooooo awesome. Bow to her! All of you!! She really is amazing and without her, I doubt you'd be able to read half the things that I write. lol.
I love all yaoi pairings (With a few, very few exceptions). I like EveryoneXNaru as long as Sasuke isn't mentioned at all during the entire story. I hate SasUKE stories unless its with Itachi (dodges rocks thrown from Anti-Uchihacest fan) (A minor exception is NaruSasu... But only SOMETIMES!). I also dislike SasuGirl unless it's Sakura or Ino. I like Ino and Sakura when they're yaoi fans (they're awesome that way). I'm not very fond of yuri, but I'll include it if its a request.
On Hold: Living in the Mafia, The Connection and More Than Guests. Have no fear, I will update these stories someday. I haven't given up on them.
Recommended authors/authoresses for SasuNaru fans:
These guys are my author-idols and I hope to write as well as them some day (twinkley eyes)
Things that you'll find in my more recent stories: I have a tendency now to like including things that aren't normally in stories. For instance; Sasuke being the poor unfortunate loner with no job in stead of Naruto (Beauty and the Bodyguard), Naruto saying "I hate you" to Sasuke after "lemon" instead of the usual '"I love you, Sasuke-teme" "I love you too, Naruto-dobe" and they both fell asleep with smile on their faces' (Rock with all the Colors of the Stage), ItaHaku, 'nough said (RwatCoS and More Than Guests). There is more to come with the surprise that I have for you all.
The List: Something about Icecream, Character Death, A lemon, A multi-chapter Story, An AU, A Naughty nurse, Poetry, A Drabble, Kinky Sex, A High School fic, Truth or Dare, A bet where there's ownership of someone plus a kinky outfit, Karaoke, An MPREG, Animal Transformation. Bolded are ones that I've already done
Humorous things that Stavi has said:
"I can imagine Batman right when he orgasms screaming, 'Na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!'"
Me: Chels, what do you think Moses would be like if he went to high school?
"When life gives you lemons, praise to Jesus it's not het and read along with the other yaoi fangirls~!!"
Me: Why the hell did you laugh at that? It wasn't funny.
Me: Alright! Back to my Psych Homework
"Some people look at lemon and ask 'why' I look at lemon and ask 'where's the beef'?" jk I ask 'why not more?'
Quotes from other Fanfictions:
“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill a Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does that do me now?”
Thank you to reviewers and people who fav and alert, it let's me know that there are people out there who like to read my stuff.
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