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Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, and Inuyasha.

IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY CURSING OR OBSCENITIES THAT COULD JEOPARDIZE YOUR SANITY/VIRGINITY: DO NOT READ THIS BIO!!

Name: Stavi (It's not my real name, by the way)

I love random PMs and good Ole' encouragement PMs, they help me update sooner. : 3

My Progress: More Than Guests chapter 3, HSaDwETyD 3, BatBG 2, RwatCotS 3 and an ominous amount of unstarted fics floating in my 'To do list'

Planned Stroies: These are stories that I'm planning on writing and you can vote for which one I start first in the poll.

Dichotomous Love: A story of love, in a second person using a dichotomous system with the chapters. It'll be less vague when I get to work on it. :P
Can't Hide in the Dark: Naruto is blind but still attends a normal school for the fact that he can see with auras. He is new to the Sophomore class and doesn't want to sit next to the "ugly bastard" his teacher recommends. Let's just say that Sasuke doesn't appreciate this. He also doesn't appreciate the boy turning half the male population of the school gay.
The Day of Silence: The day of silence is a GLBT pride day sort of thing where, in order to support the cause, you aren’t allowed to speak. Well, Naruto decides to participate and a certain raven haired student does not enjoy not hearing the blonde’s voice. Let’s just say that Sasuke will go to any lengths in order to get Naruto to talk… or shall I say, Scream?
During Negotiations: The war was over and the battle was long and hard and finally the two overcame it all. As the peace treaty was being signed, Sasuke found that he did not like the terms at all. Lemon. Not as serious as it sounds. It's about sex and what Naruto wants afterward.
Just Trying it Out: Sasuke and Naruto are out to buy a new mattress for their little abode of love making. All Sasuke wants to do is try it out before buying it – but what does that truly entail?
Pain in the Neck: Naruto, for his whole life, has been looking at the ground and by now, he can manage doing many things without looking up. No one has ever seen his face. However, now, he has a bit of a challenge on his hands as a student named Sasuke is doing everything in his power to make the blue-eyed boy look up.
King Solomon's Dobe Case: Sasuke, Gaara and Neji fight over Naruto on a daily basis ever since the start of elementary school. It was only at the beginning of high school that he even started to notice. Now he’s just sick of it in Junior year. What does he have to do? Split himself into three pieces?! Shikamaru is King Solomon

Places you can find me: I have a DeviantArt account which is Stavi also. On Myspace: http:///splendifulous feel free to add me or send a message. (Aiko Kohanako: "Myspace is a figment of your imagination!" Stavi: "My imagination has a pretty big network then!") Secret of the Solstice as: Ratio, Myrio, Teller or Got Milk?. Ratio is my main though.

My Wife: Yes, I have a wife. Yes, I am a girl. Yes, she's a girl. Yes, I have a son. Yes, we are both straight as arrows. My wife's name is Aiko Kohanako (on here) or DS as I calls her and we are very much in straight, heterosexual love. We have a son named Megatron who I call Megan when I'm drunk and Meg when I'm lazy. If you have a problem with my spousal arrangements, stuff it. Love you, babe! (btw, we now have TWO more kids Chika/Mathew and Usagi/Nagasaki - the second names after the forward slash are what I call them and the first names before the forward slash are their actual names)

Dedications: My best friend Mollie is my inspiration and she's the one who intoduced me to fanfictions and also to fanfiction.net. So I dedicate all my writings to her. She's also the reason I became a yaoi fan. DS is my wife and she (ocassionally) pushes me to update. I don't like to let her down even though I haven't updated in months. Really though, right now, she's the only thing that's stopping me from never writting yaoi again. So if you like my stuff, you should thank her.

Editor: OMG, I love my new editor, MayIFall, she's sooooo awesome. Bow to her! All of you!! She really is amazing and without her, I doubt you'd be able to read half the things that I write. lol.

I love all yaoi pairings (With a few, very few exceptions). I like EveryoneXNaru as long as Sasuke isn't mentioned at all during the entire story. I hate SasUKE stories unless its with Itachi (dodges rocks thrown from Anti-Uchihacest fan) (A minor exception is NaruSasu... But only SOMETIMES!). I also dislike SasuGirl unless it's Sakura or Ino. I like Ino and Sakura when they're yaoi fans (they're awesome that way). I'm not very fond of yuri, but I'll include it if its a request.

On Hold: Living in the Mafia, The Connection and More Than Guests. Have no fear, I will update these stories someday. I haven't given up on them.

Recommended authors/authoresses for SasuNaru fans:
darkalbino
theallpowerfulme
michelerene
c7bi-kyuubi
trulywicked

These guys are my author-idols and I hope to write as well as them some day (twinkley eyes)

Things that you'll find in my more recent stories: I have a tendency now to like including things that aren't normally in stories. For instance; Sasuke being the poor unfortunate loner with no job in stead of Naruto (Beauty and the Bodyguard), Naruto saying "I hate you" to Sasuke after "lemon" instead of the usual '"I love you, Sasuke-teme" "I love you too, Naruto-dobe" and they both fell asleep with smile on their faces' (Rock with all the Colors of the Stage), ItaHaku, 'nough said (RwatCoS and More Than Guests). There is more to come with the surprise that I have for you all.

The List: Something about Icecream, Character Death, A lemon, A multi-chapter Story, An AU, A Naughty nurse, Poetry, A Drabble, Kinky Sex, A High School fic, Truth or Dare, A bet where there's ownership of someone plus a kinky outfit, Karaoke, An MPREG, Animal Transformation. Bolded are ones that I've already done

Humorous things that Stavi has said:
"Old style Japanese toilets are like Porta-Johns that are setting you up for failure." (Old Style Japanese toilets are those archaic holes in the ground that people expect you to piss in)

"I can imagine Batman right when he orgasms screaming, 'Na-na-na-na-na-na Batman!'"

Me: Chels, what do you think Moses would be like if he went to high school?
Chelsea: What the hell brought that on all of a sudden?
Me: Well, I was thinking, "If I were Moses, I sure as hell wouldn't be standing in this 'longer than a Macy's Day Float Parade' lunch line. I'd be like, 'And then Stavi commanded the waters to part!'" Moses would be a kick ass friend to have.
Chelsea: You're some kind of special
Me: (ignore) And then at the end of class I'd be like, "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

"When life gives you lemons, praise to Jesus it's not het and read along with the other yaoi fangirls~!!"

Me: Why the hell did you laugh at that? It wasn't funny.
Mollie: It was funny to me! (I thought she said 'we')
Me: So what? Not only are you grammatically incorrect but you're schizophrenic too now?

Me: Alright! Back to my Psych Homework
DS: I'm sure
Me: If by Psych, I mean Sasu and by Homework, I mean Naru.
DS: lmao
Me: Now back to Psych screwing up Psych/Homeworks relationship and Homework inevitably fixing it in the end.

"Some people look at lemon and ask 'why' I look at lemon and ask 'where's the beef'?" jk I ask 'why not more?'

Quotes from other Fanfictions:

“Books are useless! I only ever read one book, "To Kill a Mockingbird" and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does that do me now?”

Thank you to reviewers and people who fav and alert, it let's me know that there are people out there who like to read my stuff.

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Paradise Kisses by obsidian-rain reviews
Ino planned for Naruto to meet Sasuke, she never planned they would like each other. It's also Ino's fault three hott boys are chasing after Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,039 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You Say He's Just A Friend by CoffeeKhaleesi reviews
Mako is feeling uneasy about how friendly Korra and Tahno have been lately. While paying less attention to his girlfriend, he finds his feelings for Korra growing. While Mako is being "confused", Korra finds comfort from Tahno. Chapter 5 - Author's Note.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Korra, Tahno
100 Days with Mr Stupidhead by kyria valkyrie reviews
What happens when 17year old Uzumaki Naruto accidentally throws a book at some rich, arrogant bastard's car? Well, he certainly wasn't expecting this... [main pairing: Sasunaru, and probably others up as well] [chapter 6 up! holybananasbatman!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That's Final by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
The third and final installment in the Sasuke and Naruto drabble series. Contains 45 themes. SasuNaru. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 14,779 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bound By The Ring by acommonname reviews
To stop women from asking him out, Sasuke Uchiha, suddenly goes to work with a fake wedding ring on his finger. He is nominated to be Konoha Corp.'s next president. Everything was going great. Until he was invited to a business dinner with his WIFE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,778 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kitsune no Shoujo by KinKitsune01 reviews
A mischievious grin on her face, she added the finishing touches to her masterpiece. This would teach the villagers to stop looking at her as if she was a.. a monster. FemaleNaruto, SasuNaru. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 84,505 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Naruto U.
Succubus by NavyBlueWings reviews
Sasuke knew there was something wrong with Naruto. So when an incident happens that nearly costs the idiot his life, the Uchiha decides it's time to find out just what it is. But what if Naruto would rather die, literally, than face reality? It's up to Sasuke to change his decision! A Sasunaru one-shot, Ninja-verse. Also a lemon included. You have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Buckingham Blowjob by Acherona reviews
Being brought to Buckingham Palace was a surprise, seeing his flat mate in his sheet without any pants was also a surprise but it was nothing compared to the surprise that was still awaiting John on this particular day.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sick by bluerosety reviews
Naruto is sick, Sasuke helps him get better, need to say more? SasuNaru Revise 4/10/12
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,249 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
BubbleTea by ninetylives reviews
SasuNaru AU. Drabble. Naruto works at a bubbletea cafe, and meets a customer who likes to wordplay. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heat Wave by Sailor Peach reviews
A freak heat wave starts a very interesting week with Misaki and Usui, and follows them EVERYWHERE. Nothing innocent can come out of this... Fluffiness & Drama Too!
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,546 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Misaki A., T. Usui
Lockdown by Rizember reviews
Between dealing with crazy moms, psychotic guardians and a useless entourage, the last thing the rival authors needed was to be locked up together to write a book without killing each other first. Humour. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,787 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
This Little Sun God of Mine by xXCabbageXx reviews
What would YOU do if your crush is crushing back on you, your old stillnotoveryet crush is hitting on you, and every human's wet dreams was molesting you? Well, that's what Naruto had to figure out. SasuNaru NejiNaru GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,447 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Pocket Dial by VioletWylde reviews
Some people really need to learn how to lock their phones. Especially when they are about to engage in naughty activities with their secret lover. AU. Yaoi. Sasunaru. Rated M for language and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Dance by drawingwind reviews
Sasuke's dragged to a dance club by Itachi. He fully intends to wade it out by the bar and be antisocial, but when he sets his sight on a certain blonde hottie, can he resist? SasuNaru Two-Shot Yaoi Later Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,170 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Shackled Stallion by kyaru-chan reviews
Ch.7 up FINALLY! It's a hard life for a shinobi, what with all those missions. Sasuke finds himself in a tight bind with this new mission: infiltrating a club that caters to...special needs. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Drabblelicious by kyaru-chan reviews
Just some drabbles, mostly SasuNaru centric, on a wide variety of topics. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,039 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
His Personal Attendant by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
DISCONTINUED. King Uchiha Sasuke is currently searching for a personal attendant. And Naruto just happens to be chosen. SasuNaru, shounen ai, bad language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,296 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Season of Miracles by trulywicked reviews
Naruto decides to play secret santa to make his friends wishes come true all while believing that his own wish will never come true. However he'll soon realize that he's not the only secret santa around.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dirty Talk by ikkasyll reviews
"The great Uzumaki Naruto might be good at a lot of things, but I don't think even you can get someone off without touching them."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Child no Jutsu by Selkit-Guardian reviews
A jutsu goes wrong and Naruto is turned into a small child with no memory of his teammates. Sasuke is assigned to care for him... Protective!Sasuke and Child!Naruto Eventual Sasu/Naru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mixed Communication by Kaiyousama reviews
Sometimes its not a lack of understanding thats the problem - it's that the other person understands far too much. With unexpected results. That your best friend is too busy snickering about to help you out with. SasuNaru, ItaDei, AU, Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,972 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Obvious by Your Silver Lining reviews
Because finding two panting boys, both naked, on a large bed with a French Maid outfit on the floor practically screamed "JUST FRIENDS!" Next time, Sakura decided, I'll knock. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Want Fries With That? by fuelled by ramen reviews
Sasuke takes an unexpected turn into a deserted drive through only to be served up more than what's displayed on the menu! SASUNARU. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Catch of the Day by DarkestFlameUchiha reviews
A fisherman prides himself on his strategies, his ability to bait fish better or more successfully than others. How about struggling with a catch that proves too much? SASUNARU TWO-SHOT COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I get off by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
SasuNaru. Penthouse letter. Let's say it includes exhibitionism and a hot blond masturbating ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Liquid Passion by darkalbino reviews
Stabbed and nearly drowning to your death at the bottom of a demon's lake? It's not even the last place you'd expect to find love. Gift for doodlelover. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Directions by NavyBlueWings reviews
The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,669 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Voice by Tekalali reviews
Naruto's last relationship went down the drain a few months ago, but ringing a hotline was the last thing he thought about doing. Funny how changing his mind changed everything, and don't forget the pizza. Sasunaru one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Seme's Dream Come True by Nova Shadow reviews
Long story short...we have a population crisis" Tsunade has just given Sasuke, Kakashi, Kankuro, Shino and Neji a chance of a lifetime; the opportunity to catch their ukes. Yaoi, lots of yaoi. SasuNaru, KashiIru, KanKiba, ShinoGaa, NejiShika. Lemons :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life's little ways by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasunaru. Naruto always thought Sasuke hated him, but never stopped betting Temari and he never stopped liking Sasuke. And,who doesn't like dancing in a skirt/playfully keeping secrets/getting caught in the middle of it by the peeps that got you together?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Secrets of a Mushroom Ring by Winnett reviews
The Ministry needs Snape to stop the deadly spread of poisonous potions. Harry is hired to find him, and with aid from Draco, they stumble into a mess that forces them to realize their true desires. HP/DM/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Listen by Lilbakasaru reviews
Sasuke always listened to Naruto, no matter what the he said. Sadly the blonde could never hear his own silent requests, but what if Sasuke wasn't the only one calling out for help? AU SasuNaru One sided SakuSasu COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Italy, Here we Come! by NavyBlueWings reviews
What happens when you take one excited Naruto, one stoic Sasuke, and throw them on a school trip to Italy? A pinch of trouble, a heap of laughs, and one unanswered confession on a lonesome Venice bridge. Pack your bags, it's going to be a crazy ride!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,339 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alleviating by lalafall reviews
SasuNaru When left beaten and half dead in an alleyway by Sakura, Naruto should have died. But a surprising interference brings life back into an almost dead Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Got Your Heart in a Headlock by Kat A. Klysmic reviews
Takes place after ep.1 of season two. Zuko and Iroh run into Aang and the others in a mountain sanctuary. Aang and Sokka are forced to leave an injured Katara behind with two old women, Zuko, and Iroh. ZUTARA!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,062 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Psychic Problems by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto convinces Sasuke to go to a psychic to solve his 'girlfriend' problems. But what if Naruto is in over his head? And what's this about a fool? Don't misread the cards in front of you Uzumaki Naruto! Oneshot? SasuNaru, Naru POV. Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Luck has a Brightside by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is pumped for the dance that his school is holding. But when his best friend Sasuke Uchiha starts acting funny, Naruto isn't so sure about the dance anymore...and what does YSA mean? SasuNaru Lemon in later chaps! AU!R and R please thanx!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,331 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bed Sheet by NavyBlueWings reviews
A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bloodlines by Disgruntled Minion reviews
To Sasuke the race track was a place of serious skill, competitive spirit, winner circles, and the steady beat of hoofs on the dirt ground. All that though was about to change thanks to the tracks newest jockey. AU:SasuNaru Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 123,797 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sexy Back? by Dance of Death reviews
As Naruto shows his sexy side, what happens when Sasuke watches him flaunt himself over Itachi...well singing Sexy Back? ItaNaru - One sided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Present by Kinoo Kyuu reviews
When Ino and Temari, two professional matchmakers, plot, can Sasuke resist? SasuNaru. Merry Christmas everyone!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 185 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As an Orphan by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru. Team seven got a mission to watch over an orphanage for a little while. Naruto seems fine, but can the others handle it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Thin Glass by MissFap reviews
Naruto, a HS student, leads a normal life. One night while watching TV, he thought he saw an arm come through his bedroom mirror! Accidentally falling through, he lands himself in a world of magic and a prince with a head far up his ass! SasuNaru, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,110 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Butterfly by lalafall reviews
SasuNaru While substituting as a marriage advisor for his brother’s boyfriend, Sasuke happens to find one of his newest customers fairly, attractive. Thus, he plans to cheat his way into his customer’s life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,122 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sokka's Field Guide, I: Dealing With Women by LadyFlick reviews
ZUTARA. Sokka schools Zuko on the ladies. CH10: “UNDERPANTS!" COMPLETE! :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,352 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Because I Love To Torture My Brother by Tinkering reviews
Itachi isn't the world's best brother. But Sasuke needs a little love in his life so Itachi gets him a pet. Usually this would be one of the nicest things he's ever done for his brother but when things start getting crazy and the fox isn't just a fox...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,226 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Konoha Piercings' by Ureko reviews
Deciding to do something different, Naruto goes to get his ear pierced. However, one look at his piercer has Naruto coming back for frequent visits. Sas/Naru COMPLETE, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,616 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fruit Pies by Alone in the Outfield reviews
For tarzi-kins. Sokka gives a gift that he didn't even know existed. Zutara, postwar. Making the assumption that Katara and Aang never really went for it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Naughty Nympho Ninjas III by michelerene reviews
Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,621 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Physical Contact by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE. SasuNaru. When Naruto had a mission at a massage parlor, the last thing he had expected was Sasuke and team Hebi to walk through the door. How ironic for Sasuke now to be the one chasing Naruto, but how long can poor Naruto resist? Post time ski
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Easter Surprise by XKat-ChanX reviews
The gang is up to something envolving are two cutest couple yet. SasuNaru! Lemon! Rated M for a reason people! My Easter fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All My Heart by LadydemonLyn reviews
Better Summary inside.High School Fic. Mostly SasuNaru other pairings inside. Naruto and Sasuke's last year of high school. Love is stalking everyone. LEMONS Cussing Currently editing all chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,101 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Another Messed up Story by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru Mpreg. Can everyone last the whole nine months protecting, handling and such, a pregnant Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Water Tribe Valentine’s Day by Veni Vidi Vichi reviews
It’s the Water Tribe equivalent to Valentine’s Day, and Katara intends to celebrate. Will everyone get their happy day, or will one of them get left out?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The School Girl and the Uchiha by HitomiPMS-11 reviews
Naruto has played one too many pranks on a pair of vengeful girls, so when they get their revenge he may get more then he deserves. Yaoi SasuNaru, oneshot, M/M read and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Can Colors Hurt? by SasunaruTLA reviews
I HATE the title, sorry it's so stupid. Anyways. Sasunaru POEM. SWEET, SAD. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke loved colors after he met Naruto, but what happens when said blue-eyed blonde is gone? How do colors make him feel when he has no one to share them with?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Can You Keep a Secret? by Lunamaru reviews
Naruto can't keep quiet anymore and when a song comes to him while walking home, he sings it with all his heart. His voice catches the attention of one Sasuke Uchiha and the avenger follows him home. But what happens when he finds blue eyes staring at him
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Doctor Uchiha by BakaNekoSan reviews
AU Hm... What's a dirty doctor like Sasuke to do when his high school crush comes to him for a check up? A harmless prostate exam wouldn't be pushing it, would it? Or would it lead on to more activities? Yaoi SasuNaru One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wordless by Tokyo Shounen reviews
The awkward silence was killing me, I swear. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Santa's Hunger by Cassandra Incognito reviews
All I want for christmas is some ItachiNaruto naughtyness. Due to my past naughty record, I knew it wasn't happening... so I wrote it myself. Gift Fic for Sara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sense and Sensibility by Kirihana reviews
Post war. Mainly Zutara. When the royal matchmaker invites five girls to the Fire Nation palace for Zuko to choose one as his bride, the young Fire Lord is less than pleased. What's a waterbender lost in politics and her own feelings to do?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,446 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by TheLightsShadow reviews
Sasuke has a golden retriever named Naruto. His dog, disappears one day and while he is frantically looking for his lost dog, he meets a tanned blond named Naruto… someone that seems to know an awful lot about him...coincidence? I think not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,433 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anime Much by Nikki-Karley reviews
COMPLETE Did you know that if your stereo explodes, when you wake from the concussion, you're animated and chilling with the Japanese speaking Team7? Neither did Britni or Sayward, who aren't crazy fangirls, just fans:SPOILERS,furture SasuNaru,Sakura hate
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Argument Drabbles of Sakura and Ino by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
Not really drabbles, more like oneshots of Sakura and Ino arguing about Sasuke. Boxers or Briefs? Likes Blondes or PinkHeads? Favorite Color? Luckily, Naruto always knows the answer. SasuNaru Ending due to lack of interest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Playmate by Sarah-Has-Blue-Eyes reviews
Small stories revolving around Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. AU. Starting when they are young and continuing as they get older.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,278 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Again? by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru. Kinda sequel to 'Hormonial Five Year Olds'. If you haven't read that don't worry about it too much. Though they are back to normal form, but from the earlier incident, Sasuke still has some side affects.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,914 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Please Care For Me by paramourconspiracy reviews
Naruto is an unfortunate child. He goes from an alleyway to a rundown apartment. Sasuke sets out to help him, but finds Naruto doing just the same for him. [AU hs fic][SasNar]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,993 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Birthday Party by shizuke reviews
Sasuke and Itachi have to get dates in time for Sasuke's birthday party. Let the seduction of Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Neji begin. SasuNaru ItaNeji, slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006
Kakashi's Boys by Ms Trick reviews
In some ways, Sasuke thought as they struggled, Naruto was already his lover. SasuNaru. One Shot in Two Parts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,030 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get Me a Wife by Hiki-chan reviews
COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,708 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hero by YaoiRocks reviews
[SasuNaru][School fic] Naruto lives with an abusive father and he needs a hero to come and save him... [I do not own Naruto etc]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
The Trouble with Popsicles by KitsuneFun reviews
The Newest sensation hits Konoha “Popsicles” what happens when Naruto gets a hold of one… it means trouble for his fellow Shinobi, Sasuke. Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Anonymous Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
Naruto writes a love poem to Sasuke but leaves it as Anonymous, now Sasuke’s on a mission to find out who the hell gave it to him! Rated M For Later Chapters. Chapter 16 up and story is now COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 195 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
OH BABY! by koolanimefreek reviews
[Author's note UP][SASUNARU MPREG] Naruto is pregnant and he's a GUY! How will their friends reach to it? And what about the daddy? How will Sasuke deal with a moody Naruto? and what about cravings? Please Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,381 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Boarding school drama by Ranfan reviews
What kind of trouble will Naruto find himself in? What's with the wacky drama teacher? Where does Naruto hide all that ramen? Slight SasuNaru to start then complete SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game by Vicki So reviews
Play the game. That’s all Zuko had to do. He already knew he had the skill to win. Then the prizes would be his...all of them. A Zutara capture fic of a different colour! The sequel to Bent and the Ho'Wan Island Carnival! COMPLETE.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,828 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
I'll prove it too you! by cute.red.Bunny-chan reviews
Naruto tells his friends Sakura and Gaara that Sasuke Uchiha is gay . but they don't belive him so he'll prove it to them!What happens when Sasuke's friends and their whole school get involved?only maddness! Disclaimer: No own Naruto. lemon in chapter 2 s
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indirect conversations by Social Idiot reviews
Naruto is a new student at what used to be an all boys school. She begins to have several indirect conversations with Sasuke over IM, passing notes, etc.. Naruto is a girl. Sasuke is a boy. Technically not Yaoi High School Fic. Other pairings....ya..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,995 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Endearing Insult by trulywicked reviews
Naruto get mad when Sasuke calls him 'dobe' and the Uchiha explains why he uses the insult. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Happens In Kyoshi by BlackVelvetBand reviews
Prince Zuko, and the GAang take a vacation on Kyoshi Island. Flirting, fighting, and embarrasment ensue as Sokka takes it upon himself to defend Katara's virtue...in a dress? A short,chaptered fic featuring Zutara, Sokki, and Taang. Now COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Amnesia by theallpowerfullme reviews
SasuNaru. Naruto has amnesia and Sasuke has to deal with a six year old minded...molestable...snuggable....er...yeah.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ninja For Hire by Smex Lemur reviews
Tsunade forces Sasuke to take a two week vacation. Sasuke gets bored and somehow manages to get his hands on a skimpy maid's uniform. Add a Naruto to the mix and what do you get? Utter chaos. SasuNaru. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learn to Love by Makkura Arashi reviews
She smiled at the Dark haired boy. 'The patient you will be working with Uchihakun, is Uzumaki Naruto. He has been paralysed from waist down and i'm sure he'd appreciate your concern' AU Yaoi. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All You don't know by aivivi reviews
Sasuke finds a poem that Naruto has written. SasuNaru revelations of Naruto's life. Not a very good summary.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005
Living With The Uchiha's by Katsutoshi96 reviews
Naruto, the son of a multibillionaire is sent off to live with his fathers friend for a few months, but when he realizes just what kind of family he's dealing with his life will be turned upside-down for good. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Maybe You Can Ask Someone Else To Kiss It Better by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Baby Sasuke! by NintendoGal55 reviews
A silly story about Sasuke turning into a baby. Please don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
A Date? by bluerosety reviews
Sakura is tired of Naruto getting in the way of her's and Sasuke's 'love'. What is there to do, but put Naruto with someone else! Shounenai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Naruto U.
It Can't Be Helped by SerenNoir reviews
What happens when you stick Naruto in the same house with Sasuke? Chaos? Violence? Or something else? What things do you have control over? What things can't be helped? Rated T for future chapters. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,511 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seeing is Believing by NITES into DREAMS reviews
Naruto is a ghostbuster, but the thing is he doesn't believe in ghosts at all. On his latest hunt however, his convictions take a beating as he encounters the spirit of a raven who just wouldn’t leave him the hell alone! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love is complicated by Hoshi Tora reviews
Two Uzumaki children who are orphans because their parents died in a fire incident, tried to fit in a well known high school call Konoha the hidden leaf school. But one of the children who's name is Naruto, is falling in love with a raven hair ice prince.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
All Guys Sleepover! by Waterfall Shinobi reviews
Boredom, alchohol, bug food, movies, Naruto's messy apartment, the Jounin teachers, Iruka, and the boys. What d'you get? A Full Yaoi shounen ai Sleepover Party! Ch9 is up! Pairings: SasuNaru KankuKiba LeeGaa ShikaNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Sex chemistry by JigokuBishounen reviews
Naruto and Sasuke discover the fun of chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Q: So, Do You Love Me? by Blue Feather-Red Feather reviews
Naruto lost a bet to Sakura, so as punishment, he must interview Sasuke. A new feeling was discovered. SasuNaru and NaruSasu, shounenai, a bit swearing, a bit OOC b'coz Sasu bake cookies, randomness. Add some extra!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark by DamageCtrl reviews
AUPWP: Having heard a rumor about two tea servers in the lower tiers of Ba Sing Se, Katara and Toph sneak away go to investigate only to have their suspicions confirmed. ZutaraBlutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 64,257 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,814 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Dance for the Pants by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Naruto has a new pair of pants that he didn't exactly buy from any store. ONESHOT. SasuNaru implied. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tell Me! by criesbloodredtears reviews
Sasuke has been away for so long...Naruto goes to a forest lake to comfort his sorrows, what he gets is so much better! SONGFIC! NARUSAS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bargaining by CoffeeWench reviews
Oneshot. Katara performs some tricky battlefield first aid. T for language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
When Angels Fall From the Sky by xXxPorNo-GraFFitixXx reviews
SasuNaru. What if an angel falls from the sky and lands on your roof?And asks you for one wish. Sorry,but i don't believe in angels.SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Damn that ramen by lazeee an demented reviews
Sasuke knew his dobe's relationship with ramen wasn't healthy so know he's formulating a plan to rid the poor ninja of his addiction. Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Uncertainty by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*KakaNaru OneShot - Side GenmaRaidou* There are feelings that at times are better left unsaid, at least that's what Kakashi believes. Until a friend gives him another point of view on things. Things cannot stay in the dark forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Pickles by theallpowerfullme reviews
Naruto and Hinata are at the supermarket talking about pickles and melons, and of course this caught everyone's attention. Hints of SasuNaru and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Complete
Routine by kajamiku reviews
Humour. Someone's visit to the library gives them more than they bargained for. Another challenge AU, SasuNaru, smuttiness, anonymous person's POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lunch Period Is The Best FortyFive Minutes Ever by Stalker-san reviews
It’s only going to be lunchtime, right? Wrong. I love lunchtime. Not only because I get to eat, but because I get to eat with him.BL KibaNaru Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
An orphan named Naruto by xxTwilightSoraxx reviews
Sasuke finds a sick orphan laying in a dark alley on a rainy day. SasuNaruNaruSasu R&R and no flames plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
An Unexpected Visit by Evening Rain reviews
When Naruto gets sick, Sasuke is forced to check up him. But when he arrives, will Sasuke simply find his annoying rival, or will the young shinobi stumble across something much more precious...friendship? just fluff, hints of sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foxed! by The-Lost-Ninjas reviews
Due to a freakish accident, Naruto is stuck in the form of a chibi fox! Now he must escape the clutches of the evil Sasuke! ...yeah... YaoiSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,047 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naughty Nurse Sasuke by Atropa13 reviews
Sasuke wants to take care of a sick Naruto. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skipping Stones by XxAxel-koixX reviews
Whilst waiting for their sensei to arrive, Sasuke and Naruto have a stone skipping contest, with interesting stakes. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Evil Pink Paint by Silvery Ribbon reviews
The life of Sasuke, Naruto, Gaara, and Neji in an all boys boarding school GaaNeji SasuNaru EVERYONE except maybe Naruto is OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Yaoi FanGirls by Atropa13 reviews
Ino and Sakura have finally realized that they will never have Sasuke. He is in love with Naruto, so they will help the two boys get together. WAFF, Yaoi, Yurihints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
King of the World by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke's just a little fixated on ruling the world. Sasuke's POV. ONESHOT. SasuNaru, KakaIru, ShikaIno implications. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sex Ed by NintendoGal55 reviews
Iruka is teaching the class Sex Ed...and this story is old and it sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Complete
Bday fic by Silent Angel 1291 reviews
It’s Naruto’s eighteenth birthday and he plans to reveal his latest prank: TruthorDareNoJutsu! ShinoKiba, NejiShika, SasuNaru. This is the Bday minific I promised in “Flowers”.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Find a Sasuke by Wingedchilde reviews
Sasuke's lost. Naruto must find him. But does he have to be so loud about it? Yes, yes he does. But wait, did he just say...? If Sasuke shows up, he'll do what! Oh my. Slash SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by runicclover reviews
It's Christmas time in Konoha and Naruto's ready for it! ...Except... He doesn't quite know what to get a certain Uchiha.... [SasuNaru pairings]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,221 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Popsicle, EroSensei and Jealous Avenger by Ebil-Baka reviews
Naruto has a very interesting way of eating popsicle. Sexual Innuedoes. SasuNaru. KakaNaru. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Prom Night by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sure, Sasuke and Naruto got expelled after that, but hey, who needs school when they've got each other? [SasuNaru, pretty much crack. XD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rich Man Seeks a DaughterSon in Law by Muffin Ruler reviews
Kakashi wants his son to marry a rich girl. He does not care if she it rich, nor beautiful, but he does care that she be kind, and good, and wise. SasuNaru. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thursdays by shinycry reviews
wow, it's been a while. well here's a little PWP with my favorite pairs: KakaIru and SasuNaru. a oneshot, so enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
Of Lingerie and Carolers by inu382 reviews
The usual Christmas at Konoha with everyone's favorite couple. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Shy Crushes by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
See from begining to end, Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. From a night in a cabin, to and intimate bath, an amazing massage and their first time. [SasuXNaruXSasu]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Release Me by Sexee Kakashi reviews
Naruto and Sasuke... Two good friends in one small village. As days pass, Sasuke soon realizes his feelings for Naruto are slowly changing. Will he find the courage to confess his love? Totally NaruSasu, with yaoi. Oneshot fic...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Stupid Valentine by Ryu-Ruyi reviews
Kakashi has enough of both Sasuke and Naruto's constant fighting. He gives them a choice. Either showtell each other how much you appreciate each other during this Valentine or else...Sasu Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Morning Training by Radders reviews
What will morning training be like for Sasuke and Naruto years later?SasuNaru OneShot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unmatchmakers by Jakia reviews
Lt. Jee and several other soldiers decide to get their fortune told, only to find out that their own Prince Zuko is going to fall for a Waterbender! Now, it’s a race against time and fate as the solders try to stop this from happening! [zutara humor]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Snow Covered Dreams by Chibikitsune90 reviews
What Naruto is thinking when Haku kills Sasuke. Angst and slight fluff. ShonenAi Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Oasis by Vicki So reviews
Katara's learned more than just a few new tricks, and Zuko's loving it! What really happened to the two benders during their duel at the Northern Water Tribe? A Zutara oneshot, PG version.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Under my Tree by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru xmas fic. The holidays are a time for togetherness and love...maybe someone should tell that to Sasuke and Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,275 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Jinx by bluerosety reviews
Naruto gets jinx, [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
During Math Test by Apple Addiction reviews
There're somethings that you just DON'T think about during a Math test. Oneshot. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
The Birthday suit by Atropa13 reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and Sasuke thinks he could prank the blonde dobe... but who could trick the prankster of all pranks?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2005
My Kingdom for a Cup of Tea by Smoking Panda reviews
A morning in the life of Uchiha Itachi. AU SasuNaru, KisaIta, All that good stuff and the need for a caffinated beverage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
Outdoors by lovebaby reviews
[SasuNaru Oneshot] Sasuke likes to stay indoors. Naruto, on the other hand...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Complete
Ice Cream Paradise! by Sashi Mizumoto reviews
Naruto encounters Sasuke at an ice cream parlor, and finds out that just a little ice cream can change a relationship VERY quickly. SasuNaru, slight hint of SakuraIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/28/2005
Memory Lost by btTara reviews
Last chapter up! Naruto loses his memory and only remembers the bad memories of how the villagers treat him. Tsunade assigns the genins to look after Naruto and try to regain his memories. SasuNaru and other. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Childish Valentine by Assassin of the Shadows reviews
Sasuke never liked Valentines Day, can you blame him? But one day, out of the hundreds of Valentines he receives one catches his eye... will he ever know who sent it? Will this cute valentine be from the one he loves? Find out on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005 - Complete
Buckin Bronco by Tione reviews
Shopping malls, kiddy rides, and hot blondes. Let's all watch Sasuke suffer, shall we? SasuNaru, naughty boys, lime-ish
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004
Walking White Hot by Sou reviews
check out my newer account missabi for updated versions. sorry for any confusion this forgetful ol' authoress managed to cause.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Complete
My Gift was Maid in Konoha by devilishly.sweet reviews
Yes, the title is correctly written anywho: Naruto knows exactly what Sasuke wants for Christmas but he sure as hell doesn't want to give it to him! What could stop the number one ninja in Konoha? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2003
Sake and Sugar by Insomnia Productions reviews
Naruto reminisces over sake and crashes a wedding. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2003
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Promises reviews
How the battle at Orochimaru's hideout should've gone: What did Naruto promise Sai he'd do if Sasuke didn't come back? Why does Sasuke look like he wants to kill Sai, instead? And why is Sakura having a nosebleed? Read to find out! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drabbles for the SasuNaru Soul reviews
A series of SasuNaru drabbles. I'll put some other pairings in there eventually, probably KakaIru, NejiShika, er, whatever. You can request a pairing if you want to. Yaoi, language, lemonlime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Incurable reviews
Naruto's life is short and because of his sickness he is isolated until Sasuke befriends him and they make a strong bond. But Naruto is forced to move away. They reunite 10 years later but Sasuke forgets Naruto and Naruto is avoiding Sasuke. Why? SxN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Difference Between Seme and Attacker reviews
Sakura truly finds out what the difference between Seme and Attacker. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Bees and the Bees reviews
Naruto is going to be taught the Birds and the Bees at school and his parents are concerned about what he’ll think of them. That should be the least of their concerns. KakaIru SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rock with All the Colors of the Stage reviews
In the band Sano-Ichi you get to be known for many things. One, play the best music. Two, be insanely sexy. Three, have sex with your band-mate everywhere you can. Yaoi. SasuNaru NejiGaaNeji ?Haku Lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,929 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Yaoi 101 reviews
You are Uchiha Sasuke, its time you teach the class everything you know about the very special 'uke'. Chap 2: You are Uzumaki Naruto, its time you helped save your kind, the uke, and warn them about the evil 'seme'. Yaoi and such.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eight Signs of an Angel reviews
Naruto is called a monster all of his life, but Sasuke's there to tell him that the villagers are wrong and that he's an angel. This is why... Naruto has all the signs of an angel! Major Fluff and some bad language. Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HighSchools a Drag when Everyone thinks youre Dead reviews
Many people think it’s hard to live after you get into a car accident that literally blows-up in your face; for Naruto, it was no exception. Man, it really sucks when everyone thinks you're dead. Yaoi. SasuNaru possible lemon/lime. Crude language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Beauty and the BodyGuard reviews
Sasuke is broke, unemployed and desperately searching for a job to show up his arrogant brother. He stumbles across an ad in the paper that's perfect for him. "A bodyguard, eh?" Yaoi, SasuNaru NejiGaaNeji Poss. Lemon and Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
More Than Guests reviews
AU SasuNaru ItaHaku. Once upon a time, there lived two boys, whose family was attacked and were the only survivors. They were taken in by a servant of Itachi and Sasuke, the rulers of the western lands. This is their chaotic and hilarious story. Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Need a Hero reviews
A song fic I did for Teah. InuXOC I hope you like it! Peace!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Inuyasha - Complete
Banana reviews
“Sasuke! Sasuke! Lookit what Sakura showed me how to do.” Naruto started to peel the banana end to end. ‘Oh God, he’s not going to do what I think he’s going to do is he?’ SasuNaru yaoi lime
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Power of Axe reviews
Sasuke tries a little trick he saw on t.v. and Naruto takes the bait. How will this mayhem end up? SasuNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love you, DogBreath reviews
Naruto is in the Hospital because of a suicide attempt. Kiba wants to tell Naruto that he loves him. Will it be too late? Rated: M just incase. Suicide, Characterdeath, and Yaoi.[KibaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Living in the Mafia reviews
Naruto is born during the World Industrial War and grows up to be the top spy for the Uchiha Co, a well known mafia organization. His partner for five years has been acting shady. What to do when your living in the mafia? SasuNaru, yaoi, lemon, violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Eye'm Bored reviews
Naruto's taking a bath. I seeeeee you! lol Rated for cursing. 250plus words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mirror reviews
SasuNaru. Lemon. Yaoi. Baby I love making love in front of the mirror... Song: Mirror By: Neyo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Sick reviews
Naruto gets sick during training and Sauske takes him home to take care of him. Temptation rises. Lemon, Language, Yaoi SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is My Story reviews
ZabuHaku. This is one poem talking about Haku's life and that fateful day at the bridge. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Santa Can You Hear Me? reviews
Holiday Christmas story. Sasuke knows Naruto's planning something, he just doesn't know what, that is, until Christmas Eve and the Christmas Party roll around. What does the dobe have in store? SasuNaru LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ninzyte reviews
Kakashi is having some 'problems'. It's the magic pill. Muwahaha! Bonus second chapter.[KakaIru], [SasuNaru], Lemony, twoshot. and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Out in the Rain Again reviews
Naruto is upset and sings a song that describes himself to a 'T' while Sasuke listens. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Theft Deterrent reviews
A little parody of a cell phone commercial. SasuNaru NejiKiba Yaoi and Language. OOC Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Lost in a Memory reviews
Naruto gets sick and despite the Hokage's efforts she can't find out what wrong with him. Her last choice is the Memory Examination room. Which is an emotional hell for Naruto. Will his past catch up with him? [SasuNaru] Language Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,038 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret Scars reviews
Very Angsty. Suicidish. Naruto and Sasuke talk about their cutting and their pasts. SasuNaru if you turn your head and squint. Language Angst, Suicide atempt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tease reviews
Lemon, Language, Yaoi. Sasuke teases too much, what is an innocent uke to do? Get Revenge. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Connection reviews
AU. Naruto is now connected to the spirit world to help others pass on, thanks to a near death experience caused by a ghost. Can he tame the ghost out for his life? Will a victim of the ghost come out to haunt him or help him? [SasuNaru] Yaoi and language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/22/2006 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Exam reviews
The one exam you can't study for. Haha! Yaoi, lemon, and language. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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