Author has written 48 stories for Friday the 13th, Batman, Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, X-Men: Evolution, Heroes, Metalocalypse, Harry Potter, Spider-Man, Silent Hill, Thor, Kingdom Hearts, Tin Man, Sherlock, My Little Pony, Dr. Seuss series, Treasure Planet, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, Deadpool, and Anastasia.
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It is not mine
I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.
Birthday: October 28
I'm your typical yaoi/slash fangirl.
"Twilight is an insult to literature. Stephanie Meyer writes like a 14 year old and the character's hair falls in her face like a black curtain like 80 times in that book." Completely True. If you are starting to realize that Twilight isn't that great copy and paste this into your profile.
Batman: Batman/Joker; Batman/Flash; Batman/Joker/Flash; Batgirl/Supergirl; Batgirl/Two-Face/Supergirl; etc.
Danny Phantom: Phantom/Danny; Dark Danny/Danny; Dark Danny/Phantom/Danny; Vlad/Danny; Dash/Danny; Technus/Jazz (I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!); Sam/Ember; Skulker/Sam (I sure as HELL cannot be the only one!); Ghostwriter/Danny; Dark Danny/Clockwork; etc.
House: House/Chase; House/Wilson
Yu-Gi-Oh: Yami/Yugi (puzzleshipping); Bakura/Ryou (tendershipping); Marik/Malik (bronzeshipping); Seto/Joey (puppyshipping); Bakura/Yugi (kleptoshipping); etc.
Invader ZIM: Zim/Dib (ZaDr); Tak/Gaz (TaGr); Tallest Red/Tallest Purple (RaPr); Tallest Red/Zim (RaZr); Zim/Tallest Purple (ZaPr); Tallest Purple/Tallest Red/Zim (PRaZr); Tallest Red/Dib (RaDr); Dwicky/Zim/Dib (DwiZaDr); etc.
X-Men Evolution: Kurt/Todd (Nightcrawler/Toad)/(Kodd); Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier (Magneto/Professor X) etc.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac: Johnny C./Jimmy (Nny/Mmy); Squee/Pepito; etc.
Kingdom Hearts: Sora/Riku; Roxas/Axel; Kairi/Namine; etc.
Jak & Daxter: Jak/Daxter; etc.
Transformers: MegaTron/BumbleBee; MegaTron/OptimusPrime; OptimusPrime/BumbleBee; BumbleBee/Sam; Ratchet/Jazz; Ironhide/Ratchet/Jazz; MegaTron/StarScream; etc.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow/Will Turner; Hector Barbossa/Jack Sparrow (Sparbossa) etc.
Death Note: L/Light; Mello/Matt; Mello/Near; Mello/Matt/Near; L/BB; Light/BB; L/Light/BB; etc.
Real People: Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom; Bam Margera/Ville Valo; Joseph Stalin/Adolf Hitler (highly amusing!)
Tron: Tronzler/Sam; Alan/Sam; Flynn/Alan/Tron; Flynn/Clu2; etc.
-- if you'll notice, there's only two and a half hetero couples in there!
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
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