Author has written 34 stories for Friday the 13th, Batman, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, Yu-Gi-Oh, X-Men: Evolution, Heroes, Metalocalypse, Harry Potter, Silent Hill, Thor, Kingdom Hearts, Tin Man, Sherlock, My Little Pony, Dr. Seuss series, Treasure Planet, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Anastasia.
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It is not mine
I am in-love with a fictional character played by a man who accidentally died of a drug overdose. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen too.
Birthday: October 28
Hello, everyone! To any and all who read these bios, and to all of you like my work and have followed it for the many years I posted here, this is for you! I'm moving all of my work - finished, incomplete, or on hiatus - from FanFiction.net to ArchiveofOurOwn.com. Some of you may have noticed that a few of my more mature works (the really sexy stuff) and a couple of songfics have been deleted. That's because FF.net doesn't allow that kind of stuff here. So despite that some of those works have been here for years, the admins flagged and removed them anyway. So I'm not putting up with it.
I'm going to keep what's posted on this site right where it is. All works will have a note in them saying they have been transferred to AO3, and from this point on, I will no longer be posting here. I'm sorry if this is a disappointment to any of you. My work at AO3 will be under the same username (9haharharley1) and fics will have the same titles.
Thank you to all of you who have commented on my fics and sent me PMs and just giving my work a chance! If anyone has any questions, don't hesitate to PM me or hit me up at AO3. I've had a blast at this website, but now it's time to move on. Thank you so much for your time.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!