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Joined 08-06-06, id: 1109126, Profile Updated: 08-13-11
Author has written 5 stories for Meet the Robinsons, StarTrek: Voyager, and Mass Effect.

Well, there's not much to say about me, or at least not much that I feel like saying to the whole world. I write stuff. Sometimes I post stuff.

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Sealed with a Kiss by Jaycie Victory reviews
Jayne doesn't kiss on the mouth, but River does. A collection of unrelated one-shots/ficlets where River kisses Jayne. Varying timelines and POVs. Rayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,701 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Jayne, River
Chosen Family by ladlebasking reviews
Scenes to fill in the gap in the BDM between the final battle and the "fixing Serenity montage". A whole lot must've happened after the Operative's order to stand down to get to the point that everyone's injuries are healed and Serenity is ready for takeoff. Life goes on for the seven remaining crew. Kaylee and Simon develop their relationship. Kaylee/Simon, River, Mal.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,356 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Mal, Kaylee, Simon, River - Complete
These Children That You Spit On by myramcqueen reviews
A Monday morning and beyond thing. The kids try to keep the promises they made in detention, but trouble lies ahead. AllisonAndy/ JohnClaire
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,750 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Andrew C., Allison R. - Complete
Triple Scoop Banana Split by Zendelai reviews
Jack and James go on a first date. Based on a tumblr prompt for "shut up kiss". Just a little bit of fluffy cuteness.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Jack, James V.] - Complete
Dimples by mnemosyne23 reviews
Tauriel admires Kili's assets.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Kili, Tauriel] - Complete
Normalizing by Anysia reviews
Kristoff isn't quite sure where he fits into this whole thing, or to life in the castle. [EarlyRelationship!Kristanna, with a dash of Elsa/Kristoff BrOTP. One-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/6/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Milady by LJ9 reviews
She did not blush, especially not at a simple word.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Astrid, Hiccup] - Complete
A Class Apart by HappyDaftie reviews
My first attempt at a Gemily story. Following on from the fight scene in Murdoch Night In Canada, George and Emily find they still have a lot to resolve.
Murdoch Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Complete
Homemade Fresh by Pyrasaur reviews
Calhoun's idea of a meal was a field ration to gulp down and forget about. Then she met Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
This Rainy Day is Temporary by KimberlySan reviews
Collection of drabbles/short stories that people have given me prompts for. Its centered around Gru and Lucy, but the girls have roles too. If you want to send me a prompt feel free to PM me. (GruxLucy love/fluff; Grucy & Family-type love/fluff with the girls.) Update: This has gotten so big! Thank you all my followers and reviewers!
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,862 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Gru
Is It Crazy You Think I've Gone? by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Lucy never expected falling in love with an ex-villain and his family was going to be even remotely normal, but after learning the real circumstance behind the girl's adoption, she starts to see that this family is even stranger than she imagined. She often wonders what's more insane, her new favorite family, or the fact that she loves them anyway?
Despicable Me - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,440 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Agnes, Gru, Margo, Lucy W.
Despicably Fluffy: Late Night Calls by GAM3R G1RL 13 reviews
A short one-shot about Lucy and how she deals with the additional effects of being a girlfriend to an ex-villain and father of three. Especially, when his oldest is at "that" age, and she has to face something she never thought she would have too. (Summery sucks, hopefully story doesn't)
Despicable Me - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Gru, Margo, Lucy W.
The dandelion in the spring by MockingJayFlyingFree reviews
"The air between us seems to vibrate. "What exactly are you doing, Katniss?" I don't answer, because I don't know what the answer to his question is, so instead I reach out one hand and trace his spine with a finger, from his neck down to his boxers. Then my hand falls away, down to the bed." Yes, it's another Everlark first time fic. I've done it before, but this time it's canon.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Very Long Engagement by cellostargalactica reviews
"It was easier when I hated everyone with no exceptions, you know?" While Shepard and Kaidan contend with trouble in the Terminus, their new child, and an upcoming wedding, Jack struggles to come to terms with change, especially change in the shape of a certain Lieutenant. Jack/James, Shenko. Part 2 of a Mass Effect Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,228 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Jack, James V.
The House Always Wins by Marianne Greenleaf reviews
High roller Sky Masterson is staunchly convinced that all dolls are interchangeable. Holy roller Sarah Brown is just as stubbornly certain that all gamblers are sinners. But when they fall in love, suddenly their worlds are no longer so black and white. A two-part vignette series exploring what makes this unlikely but fascinating couple tick.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Sky M., Sarah B. - Complete
A Rainy Day by Anybodys reviews
Sky and Sarah com home from the mission as it rains.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Sky M., Sarah B. - Complete
Flawless by Agent Author reviews
He'd always seen her as a flawless human being. Joel/Wednesday, one-shot.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Wednesday A., Joel G. - Complete
Starting a New Journey by Firefall Bangenthump reviews
The RLS Legacy returns from Treasure Planet, but Captain Amelia and Dr Doppler have to negotiate the beginnings of a new voyage - a voyage they will take together.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
Winter Illness by FrecklesAndSwords reviews
Prompt: Winter Illness Pipit has to take his patrol no matter what his condition is. Unless someone steps in to stop him.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Pipit, Karane - Complete
Early Birds by FrecklesAndSwords reviews
Prompt: Rest and Relaxation Pipit and Karane are far to busy to be a couple. It's not surprising that the only chances they have to bond are spent sleeping.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Pipit, Karane - Complete
Cookies and Burnt Desserts by FrecklesAndSwords reviews
Writing Prompt: Dessert. Mallara had expressed her concerns about her son's girlfriend once or twice. This time Pipit took the initiative to do something about it. Pipit x Karane
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Pipit, Karane - Complete
Confessions by Holocron Coder reviews
Private dossiers read, personal extranet histories revealed, Tali and Shepard beat around the bush.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Always the Wife by Sophie Ranier reviews
Because its always the wife, never just the girlfriend. Tiva. Fluff. Short.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Patch by coffee-stained lips reviews
There is a reason she took his patch. Oneshot.
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Andrew C., Allison R. - Complete
Motek by LostinOblivion reviews
Ziva develops a new Hebrew nickname for Tony, and he is just dying to know what it means. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Shills and Decoys by Random-Battlecry reviews
After drinks and dancing and mission bells, the taxi to the airport turns out to be the fun part. Sky and Sister Sarah, leaving Cuba behind. One-shot.
Guys and Dolls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Ratatouille: The Challenge by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
My attempt at a sequel to the movie. A Europewide culinary competition is being held, and there are some who will stop at nothing to prevent our heroes from getting there. Finally updated *meep*
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,646 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007
To Love With The Spirit by EnoughToTemptMe reviews
Addams Family. Post-Family Values. Wednesday said that she'd pity any man who adored, worshipped, or was devoted to her. But even in the strangest ways pity can bind people together. WxJ Part 1 of ongoing series.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Wednesday A., Joel G. - Complete
Finally by Jade R. Raven reviews
Link and Tetra have always had a strange relationship, and spontaniously sleeping together doesn't help matters. LinkTetra, humorous romance oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Meals on Wheels by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Linguini teaches Colette to skate.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
Second Thoughts by Fairly Odd New Yorker reviews
Ratatouille Linguini contemplates about his relationship with Colette and on whether or not he should take it one step further. Takes place after the film. R&R please, contains spoilers!
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007
Sleepless by Fairly Odd New Yorker reviews
Ratatouille A oneshot drabble. Colette's thoughts about Linguini and stuff. Takes place after the film. Please R&R SPOILERS AHEAD!
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
The Newness of It All by Emery Saks reviews
Fresh from Treasure Planet, Amelia and Delbert are finding their footing in their new relationship. Set two months after Out in the Open. Part 1 of 3 of the In the Beginning trilogy. Each story is a stand alone and is complete as posted.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
It really is. I commandeered Hermione into reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Complete
The Doctor and The Captain by Courtesy reviews
The tail-ends of a series of conversations between the Captain and Delbert during their developing relationship.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/16/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004
Wedding Night by PlayerPiano reviews
It's Victor and Victoria's first night as a married couple...And they're both nervous enough to faint. Completed.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Out in the Open by Emery Saks reviews
Amelia and Doppler make some startling discoveries while Jim searches for shelter.
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,414 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2003 - Published: 5/13/2003 - Captain, Doctor - Complete
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Funeral Procession reviews
ME2 spoilers! Shepard and crew visit the Normandy's crash site. My apologies to Dr. Chakwas for not letting her muse. Heavily implied Tali/M!Shepard. I don't even know what genre this is...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Old Friends reviews
Semi- grown up Naomi and Icheb are having a hard time spending time together... but since this is a romance, I think we can all guess that they will, in fact, end up seeing more of each other. ; Sort of in progress. Naomi x Icheb
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Naomi W., Icheb
Toast reviews
Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
Panic reviews
Panic really can be beneficial sometimes.
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Complete
Failure reviews
From failing, you learn. From success... eh, not so much.' Yes, it's short, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
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