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Joined 08-06-06, id: 1109140, Profile Updated: 02-06-13
Author has written 26 stories for Trigun, Get Backers, Teen Titans, MÄR, Discworld, Merlin, Cal Leandros, Hikaru no Go, Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화, Gintama, Misc. Tv Shows, Saiyuki, Hunger Games, White Collar, One Piece, X-Men: The Movie, Sherlock, Skip Beat!, and Hannibal.

Hello, world!

Hope you enjoy my paltry contributions to the world of fanfic!

Stories are published irregularly, but never left unfinished.

For stories written by me and my sister together, visit our joint account, evilchibis.

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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

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Weapons of Mass Destruction by Allora Gale reviews
Eight years after the beginning of the invasion, Japan is still steadfastly at war with its Britannian invaders thanks to the skilful leadership of Genbu Kururugi and the skills of a pair of boys with the potential to turn the war around.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lelouch L.
5 Ways that Ace Didn't Die by evilchibis reviews
Five slightly crazy ways that Ace could have been saved.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates by evilchibis reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Family Card by evilchibis reviews
Ace wasn’t sure which was worse--having a famous father, or having an even more famous brother. *A vision of a possible future, set after the ending of One Piece. Contains spoilers for chapter 550*
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Kenshin Tries To Knock Off Kaoru by evilchibis reviews
The Battosai faces his greatest opponent yet- Kamiya Kaoru! Wait,what? This could be bad. This could be...funny?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Question by evilchibis reviews
Ace and Robin are going steady, and everyone knows it’s a little brother’s prerogative to be annoying.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
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If Jack Crawford Did His Own Detective Work For Once reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. An alternate ending for season one wherein Jack shows that as head of Behavioral Sciences at the FBI, he's supposed to have some investigative ability of his own, instead of leaving all the work to Will.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., J. Crawford - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hikaru no Girl reviews
Hikaru, unable to bear Akira's disappointment after defeating him at the Kaio game, comes up with a clever plan that will let Akira play Sai again while keeping his identity a secret. Somebody really should stop Hikaru when he's feeling clever.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,729 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Will to Protect reviews
After his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace's quest to protect his little brother.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of the Love Me Section reviews
Friends don't let friends have a less than perfect revenge.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Kanae, Yashiro - Complete
5 Detectives and Criminals that Never Met Sherlock reviews
Or, Sherlock sees the world. The world copes with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu - Complete
Directionless reviews
Zoro doesn't have no sense of direction so much as a sense of direction that works backwards. This could be an exploitable trait in the hands of a clever navigator…
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
In Which Complete and Utter Chaos Ensues reviews
In which an accident with Cerebro switches Erik and Charles' powers. In which it is discovered that the grass is not greener on the other side. In which complete and utter chaos ensues.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,879 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
The First Mate reviews
It's the job of the captain to pick the crew, and the duty of the first mate to test them for worthiness. How Zoro came to accept each of the straw hats as nakama.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Lady Luck reviews
Mozzie wins the lottery. Too bad a variety of circumstances and his own paranoia keep him from collecting it. But hey, he did win fair and square, so it is completely not illegal for Neal to help him and really nothing for Peter to worry about…
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Mozzie, Neal C. - Complete
Innocence reviews
Alone in the darkness, Kilgharrah descends into madness.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Merlin - Complete
Memory reviews
With his limiter off, Goku starts to remember. Remember his time with Konzen, Tenpou, and Kenren, back in heaven. Remember every single second of the five hundred years after that. This may not make him any more sane.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Goku S., Gojyo S. - Complete
Neither Beauty Nor Grace reviews
Johanna Mason won the Hunger Games by playing stupid until she turned out to be the most vicious killer of them all. Or at least that's what the Capitol would have you believe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Johanna M. - Complete
The Nature of Happy Endings
Because Kaseifu no Mita needs more love! The story of how Mita's husband met the Asuda family's mother—after they were both dead. Warning: spoilers for the entire drama, from the beginning to the last episode
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
Some Things Money Can't Buy: For Everything Else… reviews
Sakamoto has a plan to help out his old friends Katsura and Gintoki on Earth. Also known as: the origin story of Elizabeth.
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakamoto T., Elizabeth - Complete
Broken reviews
The next time Shi-Woon and Chun-Woo meet, and it's raining blood.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Breaker/브레이커 - Complete
Why It Wasn't My Fault reviews
Cal and Niko meet Misha and Stefan. Naturally, this ends with an angel putting a flaming sword through the roof. Crossover with Chimera and Basilisk.
Cal Leandros - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ishiah, Robin G. - Complete
Five Universes That Never Happened to Merlin reviews
Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Last Straw reviews
Vetinari has already made Vimes become a commander, a knight, an ambassador, and a duke. There's nothing left he can do. Right?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Merry Chessmass! reviews
The Chess attempt to throw a Christmas party. This goes about as well as could be expected. A one shot based off of "The Kid".
MÄR - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alviss, Rolan - Complete
The Kid reviews
What if, instead of marking Alviss with the Zombie Tattoo and leaving, Phantom had decided to take him home? Note: not slash and not serious!
MÄR - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Saloon Chronicles reviews
A bar is where people gather. People of all walks of life. Apparently Teen Titans too...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Diary of An Ordinary Citizen reviews
Jump City seems to always be in danger from some super villain or another. All in a day’s work for the Teen Titans, but what does you average citizen think of this?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Accidents reviews
Ban receives one of those annoying birthday presents that you can’t throw away but you don’t want to keep.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Just a Game reviews
Mangaverse. Set during Trigun Maximum Vol. 8. After Vash was imprisoned on the arc, did he and Legato really do nothing but stare at each other for months? Of course not. How about…CHESS!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete