evilchibis
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Joined 08-06-06, id: 1109142, Profile Updated: 07-31-12
Author has written 5 stories for One Piece, and Rurouni Kenshin.

The evilchibis are made of two writers, who go by Big Sis and Little Sis.

Stories are published irregularly, but are always completed!

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Big Sis also writes stories solo under the pen name chibikaty (look under our favorite authors).

Little Sis: You favorited yourself? You sad, shameless person!

Big Sis: That’s just to make it easier for people who want to find me!

Little Sis: Who would want to read your crappy stories?

Big Sis: (pulls out a bokken threateningly) You were saying?

Little Sis: Hehe…everyone go read my sister’s stories! They’re terrific! Mumbles: Now give me back my bokken, stupid sister.

Big Sis: No such luck. It’s mine now.

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ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

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If Jack Crawford Did His Own Detective Work For Once by chibikaty reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. An alternate ending for season one wherein Jack shows that as head of Behavioral Sciences at the FBI, he's supposed to have some investigative ability of his own, instead of leaving all the work to Will.
Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L., J. Crawford - Complete
Diary of an Ordinary Citizen of Camelot by chibikaty reviews
The daily insanity of life living in Camelot, through the eyes of a hapless bystander. Camelot really is a very silly place…
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Hikaru no Girl by chibikaty reviews
Hikaru, unable to bear Akira's disappointment after defeating him at the Kaio game, comes up with a clever plan that will let Akira play Sai again while keeping his identity a secret. Somebody really should stop Hikaru when he's feeling clever.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,729 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hikaru S., Akira T. - Complete
Will to Protect by chibikaty reviews
After his untimely demise, Ace decides to haunt Luffy. Too bad for him that Buggy is the only one who can see him. Still, such obstacles are minor in Ace's quest to protect his little brother.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
The Trials and Tribulations of the Love Me Section by chibikaty reviews
Friends don't let friends have a less than perfect revenge.
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Kanae, Yashiro - Complete
5 Detectives and Criminals that Never Met Sherlock by chibikaty reviews
Or, Sherlock sees the world. The world copes with Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Bounty of Dead Bones Brook by chibikaty reviews
The question of "wanted dead or alive" becomes a difficult question concerning Brook.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Brook, Akainu - Complete
Directionless by chibikaty reviews
Zoro doesn't have no sense of direction so much as a sense of direction that works backwards. This could be an exploitable trait in the hands of a clever navigator…
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Zoro, Nami - Complete
In Which Complete and Utter Chaos Ensues by chibikaty reviews
In which an accident with Cerebro switches Erik and Charles' powers. In which it is discovered that the grass is not greener on the other side. In which complete and utter chaos ensues.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,879 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The First Mate by chibikaty reviews
It's the job of the captain to pick the crew, and the duty of the first mate to test them for worthiness. How Zoro came to accept each of the straw hats as nakama.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Lady Luck by chibikaty reviews
Mozzie wins the lottery. Too bad a variety of circumstances and his own paranoia keep him from collecting it. But hey, he did win fair and square, so it is completely not illegal for Neal to help him and really nothing for Peter to worry about…
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Mozzie, Neal C. - Complete
Innocence by chibikaty reviews
Alone in the darkness, Kilgharrah descends into madness.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/9/2012 - The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah, Merlin - Complete
Memory by chibikaty reviews
With his limiter off, Goku starts to remember. Remember his time with Konzen, Tenpou, and Kenren, back in heaven. Remember every single second of the five hundred years after that. This may not make him any more sane.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Goku S., Gojyo S. - Complete
Neither Beauty Nor Grace by chibikaty reviews
Johanna Mason won the Hunger Games by playing stupid until she turned out to be the most vicious killer of them all. Or at least that's what the Capitol would have you believe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Johanna M. - Complete
The Nature of Happy Endings by chibikaty
Because Kaseifu no Mita needs more love! The story of how Mita's husband met the Asuda family's mother—after they were both dead. Warning: spoilers for the entire drama, from the beginning to the last episode
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Complete
Some Things Money Can't Buy: For Everything Else… by chibikaty reviews
Sakamoto has a plan to help out his old friends Katsura and Gintoki on Earth. Also known as: the origin story of Elizabeth.
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Sakamoto T., Elizabeth - Complete
Broken by chibikaty reviews
The next time Shi-Woon and Chun-Woo meet, and it's raining blood.
Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Breaker/브레이커 - Complete
Why It Wasn't My Fault by chibikaty reviews
Cal and Niko meet Misha and Stefan. Naturally, this ends with an angel putting a flaming sword through the roof. Crossover with Chimera and Basilisk.
Cal Leandros - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ishiah, Robin G. - Complete
Five Universes That Never Happened to Merlin by chibikaty reviews
Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Last Straw by chibikaty reviews
Vetinari has already made Vimes become a commander, a knight, an ambassador, and a duke. There's nothing left he can do. Right?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Sam Vimes, Vetinari - Complete
Merry Chessmass! by chibikaty reviews
The Chess attempt to throw a Christmas party. This goes about as well as could be expected. A one shot based off of "The Kid".
MÄR - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Alviss, Rolan - Complete
The Kid by chibikaty reviews
What if, instead of marking Alviss with the Zombie Tattoo and leaving, Phantom had decided to take him home? Note: not slash and not serious!
MÄR - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Complete
The Saloon Chronicles by chibikaty reviews
A bar is where people gather. People of all walks of life. Apparently Teen Titans too...
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Diary of An Ordinary Citizen by chibikaty reviews
Jump City seems to always be in danger from some super villain or another. All in a day’s work for the Teen Titans, but what does you average citizen think of this?
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Accidents by chibikaty reviews
Ban receives one of those annoying birthday presents that you can’t throw away but you don’t want to keep.
Get Backers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Just a Game by chibikaty reviews
Mangaverse. Set during Trigun Maximum Vol. 8. After Vash was imprisoned on the arc, did he and Legato really do nothing but stare at each other for months? Of course not. How about…CHESS!
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
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5 Ways that Ace Didn't Die reviews
Five slightly crazy ways that Ace could have been saved.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Ace, Luffy - Complete
Of Bachelors, Bets, and Pirates reviews
The new Pirate King is more popular than he knows, and the race is on. Who will be the ultimate winner of Luffy’s affections and the throne at his side, and shouldn’t Nami be worried instead of taking bets?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The Family Card reviews
Ace wasn’t sure which was worse--having a famous father, or having an even more famous brother. *A vision of a possible future, set after the ending of One Piece. Contains spoilers for chapter 550*
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Kenshin Tries To Knock Off Kaoru reviews
The Battosai faces his greatest opponent yet- Kamiya Kaoru! Wait,what? This could be bad. This could be...funny?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,975 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Question reviews
Ace and Robin are going steady, and everyone knows it’s a little brother’s prerogative to be annoying.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Complete
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