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Joined 08-06-06, id: 1109246, Profile Updated: 08-22-11
Author has written 20 stories for Greek, Wildfire, Dead Poets Society, Tin Man, Philadelphia, Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Brokeback Mountain, M*A*S*H, House, M.D., Chronicles of Narnia, Bones, Fables, Pushing Daisies, and Switched at Birth.

My name is Christian. I depend on movies more than I depend on oxygen. I love broccoli, celery, skim milk, noodles and caffeine free diet coke. I'm a total fangirl and ship all the time. My favorite people are Ralph Nader, The Beatles, Martin Luther King, Jr., Tim Curry, Alfred Hitchcock and most of all my grandpa. I enjoy reading, writing, skiing, playing soccer and volleyball, golfing, watching baseball, making movies, being in movies, thinking, talking, laughing, walking in the rain, thunderstorms, meeting new people, finding beauty in nature, radio dramas, art, adventures, dreaming, being spontaneous and making the world a better place. I'm very sarcastic, which most people confuse for wit. I like dinosaurs, cows, giraffes and elephants. My favorite places are amusement parks. I am me.

I've recently re-fallen in love with fanfiction, which means it's time to clear my computer of the dozens of half finished fanfics sitting there.

Keep an eye out for these in progress fics coming soon(ish):

Alice

Age: It had been plaguing her for weeks since she returned to her world. It was an off-handed comment, and hadn’t even been directed at her, but it kept replaying over and over in her mind. “Besides, Oysters don’t even live that long”. Alice/Hatter

Of Legacy and Legend: Once home, Alice makes a surprising discovery about her mother. She was the Alice of Legend, and is familiar with Hatter and the crew, not at all surprised by her daughter's tale. Hatter/Alice

Arrested Development:

Untitled George Michael/Maeby: Their family was a lot of things, but it was never normal. It only made sense their relationship would be unorthodox. Maeby/George Michael

Brokeback Mountain

Untitled What if: What if Jack was beat up but not killed? Ennis and Jack get the happy ending they deserve after Jack's accident scares Ennis into confronting Jack about his feelings and taking that next step, conflict be damned. Slash Jack/Ennis

Bones

Knowledge: When her child is born with Downs Syndrome, Brennan learns more from her child than she ever learned in all her years of education, and gets some much needed schooling in humanity and love. Booth/Bones

The Narrator in the Wreckage: When a body is found in the wreckage from a construction site demolition, Brennan and Booth must find the killer and confront their feelings for each other. Told from the victim's perspective. Booth/Bones

Untitled Bones/Zach: A late night at the lab turns physical when Zach is too honest and his boss is to observant for their own good. Brennan/Zach

Burn Notice

Breaking Resolve: Michael Weston has been tortured to within an inch of his life on more than one occasion, but all that seems like a walk in the park compared to confronting his feelings for Fiona. Michael/Fiona

Chronicles of Narnia

Untitled PWPI: Companion piece to All They Had Were the Nights. Peter and Susan's first sexual encounter after the battle. Incest Peter/Susan.

Untitled PWPII: Companion piece to All They Had Were the Nights. Peter and Susan's first sexual encounter once they are home again. Incest Peter/Susan

Dollenganger Saga

Untitled Christopher/Cathy: After Paul's death, Cathy finally goes after what she's wanted all her life. Unfortunately, she's spent her whole life pushing him away. Incest: Cathy/Christopher

Fables

10 Things Snow White Never Heard: While Snow White is in her coma after being shot by Goldilocks, hospital visitors bare their souls upon deaf ears. Slight Snow/Bigby

Family Guy

Six: It was the number of years between them, and although it was a small number, the problems it created seemed to stretch to infinity. Slash Brian/Stewie

Greek

Cappie's Letters: The CRU crew learns that it's true what they say about assumptions. Cappie/Casey

Harry Potter

Better: They said it was a mistake, but they couldn’t explain why they kept coming back again and again. They knew the reason of course: they wanted it. For the simple reason that they loved one another. Because things were better that way… H/Hr

Practice: They were best friends. It was only natural for them to practice their kissing on one another in anticipation for the "real thing", but how much practice does one really need? Lily/Severus.

House

Alison: A rose by any other name may smell as sweet, but coming from his lips, her name transformed, just like they did when they were together. House/Cameron

M*A*S*H

Untitled Hawkeye/Margaret: All he ever wanted was to be back in Crabapple Cove when he was in Korea. Now, he's finding himself wishing to be back, if only for her. Hawkeye/Margaret.

The O.C.

Promises Kept and Broken: Four promises Marissa and Ryan broke and one they kept. Marissa/Ryan.

Philadelphia

This Eternal Love of Ours: A Philadelphia story chronicling some of the major moments in the relationship between Andy and Miguel from their first meeting. Rating will change in later chapters. Slash: Andy/Miguel.

Pretty Little Liars

Untitled Emily/Toby: Emily had been with boys and Emily had been with girls. She didn't care about gender. All that mattered to her was how the person made her feel, and no one could make her feel like Toby did. Emily/Toby

Psych

Lies: He had been lying to her ever since he first met her. He was a liar by nature. Lying was easy, lying was safe. So, when Juliet asked him how he felt about her, Shawn did what he always did... he lied. Shawn/Juliet.

Pushing Daisies

Unconventional Convention: Nothing about their relationship was typical, so why would their wedding be any different? Ned/Chuck.

Opposites in Everything: Olive and Emerson are as different as can be, but they know better than anyone that opposites attract. Olive/Emerson.

Rope

Untitled Brandon/Phillip: Brandon and Phillip's relationship seen through the eyes of Brandon, Phillip, and Rupert. Slash Brandon/Phillip

Scrubs

Untitled J.D./Elliot: Sometimes, no matter how much planning you put into the perfect moment, it all goes to hell. Sometimes, it doesn't matter in the slightest. J.D.'s proposal to Elliot. J.D./Elliot

Switched at Birth

Untitled Bay/Emmett: Some things come full circle with time. Bay and Emmett 70 years in the future. Bay/Emmett

Meet You There: Bay and Emmett make a go of their relationship, but love is seldom easy. They deal with communication barriers, disapproving loved ones, and Bay's complicated home life on top of regular problems. At least they have each other. Bay/Emmett; Daphne/Wilkie

Tin Man

Lost Snapshots: Ambush: A companion piece to Three Horses for Four People. When they are ambushed, Cain rises to the occasion to protect DG, and if he's honest with himself it has nothing to do with his job as a Tin Man. DG/Cain

Wildfire

The Anniversary Diary: Kris swallowed hard and turned to face him, knowing that what she had to say was going to be one of the hardest things she'd ever have to do. Kris/Matt.

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Jack's Heart by stress reviews
As Jack Heart stands in the room with the Looking Glass, watching as Alice says her goodbyes and leaves for her world, he wonders about his love for her and what it really meant. One Shot. Jack/Alice, Alice/Hatter.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Jack Hearts/Jack Chase, Alice H. - Complete
Life by Accident by SeaWench reviews
Even the Big, Bad Wolf gets his chance at happiness.
Fables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
My Convictions by Silverflare07 reviews
The five times Elliot Reid went against her convictions and the one thing they had in common. .Jelliot.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/23/2009 - John D./J.D., Elliot R. - Complete
White Picket Fences and Apple Trees by FlatOutCrazy reviews
Two years after that summer on Brokeback Mountain, Ennis del Mar leaves his wife and daughter to start a life with Jack Twist. Sixteen years later, Alma is dead and Junior is sent to live with her father and --surprise!-- the MAN he loves. Complete.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 162,948 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Its Lovely Velvet Counterpart by BadMoonlight reviews
[Rope] "If she was his type, he would have proposed to her on the spot." Phillip and Janet have a moment in the park.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Least Likely Of All by fourandtwenty reviews
Set in the Lily/James Hogwarts Era in the beginning, he's abusive and she can't let go. Who helps her? The Least Likely Of All... in more ways than one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 179,415 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/31/2001 - Published: 5/21/2001 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
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Meet You There reviews
Bay and Emmett make a go of their relationship, but love is seldom easy. They deal with communication barriers, disapproving friends and families and a home life as complicated as Bay's on top of regular problems. But they have each other. B/E D/W
Switched at Birth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,661 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bay K., Emmett B.
Cappie's Letters reviews
The CRU crew learns that it's true what they say about assumptions. CC centric.
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Cappie, Casey C.
Come Go With Me reviews
To everyone else they were a curiosity at best and obscene at worst. He was an elderly man and she was a young woman, and they lived together along with their dog." Ned/Chuck. Bittersweet.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Complete
The Narrator in the Wreckage reviews
When a body is found in the wreckage from a construction site demolition, Brennan and Booth must find the killer and confront their feelings for each other. Told from the victim's perspective. B/B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Before the Repose reviews
Prince Charming joked to Sinbad to tell all his former lovers that they were what he was thinking about in his last moments—but who was he really thinking about when the bomb went off? One sided PC/Snow; Snow/Bigby
Fables - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Lost Snapshots: Nothing if not a Masochist reviews
Part of the Lost Snapshots Series. Cain reflects on how his relationship with DG has progressed. UST DG/C.
Tin Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2009 - DG, Cain - Complete
This Eternal Love of Ours reviews
A Philadelphia story chronicling some of the major moments in the relationship between Andy and Miguel from their first meeting. Rating will change in later chapters. Slash: Andy/Miguel.
Philadelphia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008
All They Had Were the Nights reviews
He had always watched her sleep. What Peter discovered was that Susan wasn't nearly as heavy a sleeper as he thought she was." Incest: Susan/Peter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Watch Out for Rocks reviews
Crackfic. House and the gang pass time between patients by reading a murder mystery written by House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
Calculations reviews
If someone had told him that he would have found himself in this position before that moment, he would have punched the man for the very insolence of the suggestion. Now, it looked like he owed a hypothetical man somewhere an apology and a cold beer...
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - BJ H., Peg H. - Complete
I'll be Seeing You reviews
Ennis and Jack meet in the afterlife. Some fluff. Slash: Ennis/Jack.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Working Out the Kinks reviews
Post Jaws. Martin Brody seeks an old friend to help get his life back together. Together they can work out all the kinks. Slash: Sheriff Brody/Matt Hooper. Very mild angst.
Jaws - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Complete
The Beauty of the Thing reviews
The Shawshank Redemption. Red reflects on the most beautiful thing in the world. Slash: Red/Andy
Shawshank Redemption - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Andy D., Red - Complete
The Anniversary Diary reviews
Kris swallowed hard and turned to face him, knowing that what she had to say was going to be one of the hardest things she'd ever have to do. Kris/Matt.
Wildfire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Kris F., Matt R.
Lost Snapshots: Three Horses for Four People reviews
Part of the Lost Snapshots series. Takes place after Cain and co. come to take DG back to camp on the ride back. Fluffy UST. DG/C
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
The Love of Brothers and Sisters reviews
Tragedy can either bring people closer together or farther apart. When one of the CRU group gets hospitalized, the former occurs, resulting in a sweet reunion for Casey and Cappie. Fluff/no angst. C/C.
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Casey C., Cappie - Complete
Lost Snapshots: She Never Had a Fighting Chance reviews
Part of the Lost Snapshots series. Azkadellia's thoughts when she hears the news of the OZ's newest slipper.
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Azkadellia - Complete
A Lesson Learned reviews
Cameron and Todd meet years after their departure from Welton, and Todd recalls another lesson he learned from Mr. Keating.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Todd A., Mr. Keating - Complete
In Vino Veritas reviews
In wine there is truth. A C/C fic in which a little vino provides everyone with some insight, and the subsequent happy ending for all. Fluff prevails!
Greek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Casey C., Cappie - Complete
The Girl with His Heart in Her Hands reviews
A Story addressing all our favorite characters from the ending of "Spring Broke" back to CRU and continuing until everyone gets the closure they deserve. CC centered at times.
Greek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Cappie, Casey C.
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