Isabelle Saunders
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Joined 08-07-06, id: 1109429, Profile Updated: 05-19-08
Author has written 2 stories for Shakespeare, and Supernatural.

My name is Jessica and I'm 16 years old. I LOVE Supernatural, Harry Potter, Eragon and Twilight fan fictions. I'm in the progress of writing my first ever fan fiction. It's a Supernatural one. I want to start on my first Harry Potter one soon. That's all for now. If you want, you can drop me a line, telling me what I should put on this page or an idea for a story, and I will dedicate it to you. :-) I live in Australia.

Go to www.fanfiction.net/~samanddeany It's my account with my friend. I'm Sam. :D

There's also www.fanfiction.net/~ferretgirls You can go to it, but we haven't done a profile. Yeah, we're lazy, I know.

Fiction Press account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~isabellesaunders

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can only tell animals, toys, and yourself secrets then post this on your profile.

Normal people are boring.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile.

If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.

If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and/or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think Twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to proflie

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

AV is Addicted to Vampires.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Jessica

Birthdate: October 7th 1991

Birthplace: Mater Hospital, Townsville

Current Location: North side of Brisbane, Queensland

Eye Color: Blue

Hair Color: Black

Right Handed or Left Handed: Both but more so right-handed

Your Heritage: Well, there's english/scottish/irish/welsh/german and even aboriginal, so I'm just a bloody aussie. :P

Your Perfect Pizza: Dunno

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job and a boyfriend

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: probably lol

Thoughts First Waking Up: Go away

Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, I don't really like myself...but I don't mind my boobs. They're pretty cool.

Your Bedtime: Depends what's on TV, and homework, but usually about 9:30, on a school night. Weekends, it's a COMPLETELY different story.

Pepsi or Coke: dunno

MacDonalds or Burger King: Never had burger king so I have to say Maccas

Single or Group Dates: dunno

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink tea

Chocolate or Vanilla: both

Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, gross

Do you Smoke: no

Do you Swear: yes, but not much

Do you Sing: Yea, but whether I'm good or not is a different story

Do you Shower Daily: yes

Have you Been in Love: No, but I've come close to it

Do you want to go to College: I used to, but not really any more

Do you want to get Married: It'd be nice but eh.

Do you belive in yourself: no

Do you get Motion Sickness: no

Do you think you are Attractive: no

Are you a Health Freak: no

Do you get along with your Parents: yes

Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends on what mood I'm in and if there's still electricity

Do you play an Instrument: use to

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no

In the past month have you Smoked: no

In the past month have you been on Drugs: no

In the past month have you gone on a Date: no

In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no

In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no

In the past month have you been on Stage: yes

In the past month have you been Dumped: no

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no

In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no

Ever been Drunk: no

Ever been called a Tease: no

Ever been Beaten up: no

Ever Shoplifted: no

How do you want to Die: I want to fight the person but I don't want a slow death eg: smothered, drown, burnt alive, those kind of things.

What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno, but I've been told to go down the secretary path, but I've always wanted to be a singer, or an author. They're my dream jobs.

What country would you most like to Visit: India, but only coz I finally want to meet Armaan. =D

Number of Drugs I have taken: Except for painkillers, none

Number of CDs I own: a lot

Number of Piercings: 1 in each ear

Number of Tattoos: none, but I want a really small one on my lower back

Number of things in my Past I Regret: At least 3, but could be more.

Updates:

Black Angel: Chapter 10/about 13 or 14

Devil's Trap Parody: Chapter 3/? (This one is on www.fanfiction.net/~samanddeany)

Stories:

So, I've been noticing that people have descriptions about they're fics in here, so I'm going to give it a shot.

Complete fics:

Romeo and Juliet (OneShot)
This. Is. A. Parody. It was an English assignment where I had to change the ending of the play, so I'm like 'screw it, let's do something funny and totally weird.' This is the result. Just for all the people wondering, I got an A and I had the GRUMPIEST bitch of a teacher you could ever find, except for maybe my maths teacher at the time. They're about the same, except the English one is probably 2nd because I got an A in all of English.

Forbidden Love (Harry Potter)(OneShot) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3500147/1/
Whoo!! It's posted!! It's on: www.fanfiction.net/~ferretgirls . May I just say, that this will be a hint of what's going to happen, it won't be exact. It's just something that's been swirling in my head for who knows how long, so I typed it.

In-Progress fics:

Black Angel (Supernatural)
The title came from my showbag, no joke. I was trying to think of one, and I saw the showbag and yeah. So anyway. This is just about another hunt the boys go to, where they meet a girl. They both like her, but I SWEAR, they'll be no REAL romance and arguments over her, because that's just not them. Also, there's more to her then meets the eye.

Devil's Trap Parody (Supernatural) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3132535/1/
I'm considering giving this up, because it's so much work. But hey, I'm not going to delete it until I'm sure. Anyway, the title says it all. It's one of my favourite episodes of the first season, but I mock what I love, that's just me. So if you want to read it, go ahead. If you start and don't want to read any more, doesn't bother me, just don't leave a flame.

Future Fics:

Harry Potter Fan Fiction
No, I'm not actually going to call it that. I just don't have a name for it yet. I'm actually writing it now, but I'm taking a leaf out of a couple of my friends books and finishing it before I post. Because I've learnt that if I don't, there's HUGE waits between chapters. Anyway, it's set in 1944/1945. If you're good at maths, you should know who was around at that time, if you're not, ask someone who is. It's about this girl who comes to Hogwarts because she's running from Grindelwald. Now, I don't know what type of fic it's going to be yet. I'm aiming for Romance, but no promises.

Harry Potter Fan Fiction 2/3
Alright people, this is a sequel, set in Harry's time, and is the granddaughter of the chick in the first one. I might do a middle one, where it's the mother in the time of the marauders, but it depends what the reviews say. Haven't started writing it, so you have NO chance of a title.

Well, this concludes my descriptions for today, and probably forever, until I actually do those Future fics and complete one of my In-Progress fics.

Original Characters:

Because I love them so much

Ella
Fic: Black Angel
Dedication: My sister
Reason: Because I love her...And I didn't want to due a MarySue.
She's a fiery Australian who puts Sam and Dean in their places. Well, tries to anyway. She's got brown hair and blue eyes. I'm not good at descibing people, so that's all you're getting. The Winchesters think she's completely and utterly normal. Just another family member who lost someone to the supernatural. Little do they know, she has a dark past and she hasn't always been an Australian...

Carmelita Sandiego
Fic:
Harry Potter Fan Fiction/One Shot
Dedication: Kelsey, the 2 Cassies and Emma
Reason: For their weird and quirky behaviour, and the fact that I could see at least one of them doing some of the stupid things.
Not going to say much about her. Except she has black ringlets, shoulder length, maybe, and piercing light blue eyes. She's in Ravenclaw and is a 7th year. Yet again, descriptions seem to escape me, so that's all you're getting.

Aaron
Fic:
Harry Potter Fan Fiction/One Shot
Dedication: Armaan
Reason: Because he's awesome. Enough said.
Don't actually know anything about him yet. Only that he's in Ravenclaw and a 7th year. I actually haven't written about him yet. Oh, and he's a prefect. I got big plans for this dude. Mua-ha-ha-ha.

Random Thing Time!!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

EMO kids have cool hair.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. books before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD (screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. ESPECIALLY after Eclipse)

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

Names

My Porn Star Name (1st pet + 1st street you lived on): Ginger Victoria

My Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Dolphin

My Soap Opera Name (middle name + current street address): Leigh Daniel

My Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of you last name + first 2 letters of your first name + last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Luhjeney

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Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Sweet Surrender by xangelofmusicx reviews
Angelina Potter, Harry Potter's twin sister, has been taken prisoner by Lord Voldemort. She is the most powerful witch of the age and Lord Voldemort needs her to have his heir. This woman though will not submit easily. Rest inside. VoldemortOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Voldemort, OC
Conversations by CaffieneKitty reviews
Snippets of unconnected conversations, mostly between Sam and Dean, mostly prepilot. The 4th one is... bizarre. So are the 8th, 9th and 11th. 12th has Spoilers for 4.04 All GEN.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
Little Girls by vilestofworms reviews
Chapter 4. Because there's still plenty to laugh at. Snape, hags, assaults, psychological warfare, and a romance that defies… well, the law for one. Space-time, too. Enjoy, faithful readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Someday Sunny Skies by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Nothing but tragedy had come from the Final Battle, not even when Harry and Hermione had been hurtled into the past. But Tom Riddle changes things, and finally, Hermione could tell that she would be seeing sunny skies again. Finished in 2006, may edit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,986 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Literary Errors by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
The sequel to Harry Potter and the Cliches of Doom. Contains hetrosexuality, homosexuality, bad jokes, and a whole lot of cliches. Please wait half an hour after eating before use. Keep out of reach of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
I Dracula by Dr. Shibui reviews
After a lifetime of bloodshed all that is left is to embrace the eternal darkness. The life of the most infamous tyrant in history before he became legenday Unliving King of the Night. Warning! Rated M for violence and adult situations. Stay away kiddies!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
James Potter Must Die by Valentine's Riddle reviews
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, just imagine what three teenage witches can do when pushed to breaking point! LilyJames, eventually! Rate&Review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,245 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
Killer Camp: Bad Omens by Tory Carmichael reviews
Omen killed Kenny and wont stop til he's finished off the rest of Kai's friends. Now that Boris is with Omen it will be near impossible to beat him. can Kai save his friends lives or will Omen kill them like he promised? violence, death, language KH TalOc
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,498 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
Hansel and Gretel by Valentine's Riddle reviews
A contemporary, if overly sadistic, reworking of the classic story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
SweeneyTodd:the Other Version not Seen in Theaters by PhantomVarg reviews
Yet another parody of Sweeney Todd. Only this one's better than the rest! A heartwarming story in which Pirelli sells Viagra, Johanna kills birdies, Anthony just isn't alowed to sing, and the Beadle has the hots for Turpin! Plus loads more! Enjoy!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
In the Dead of the Night by Tory Carmichael reviews
Welcome to perfection. Welcome to the life of a vampire my son,' she whispered. Kai suddenly felt an intense pain puncture the side of his neck and his world misted over in a misty cloud of death. Now that Kai is turned... no one will survive. KaiHil
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,774 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T.
Between a Quantum Rock and a Hard Place by CaffieneKitty reviews
Two worlds are colliding and the future of both universes depends on the Winchester boys, stranded in a time not their own, and two people in a strange little blue box. Doctor Who Crossover. WIP. SPOILERS Up to Supernatural 3.01 and Doctor Who 3.10.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
Songs of the Dead and Dying by Lover of Angelus reviews
A look into the Winchester's eyes and hearts and minds.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 7/7/2006
Johanna Senses by Kawaii-babi reviews
Anthony's Johanna senses are tingling! Oh, what's a striping young lad such as himself supposed to do? PURE CRACKFIC!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Fantabulous Tale of Sweeney Todd! by Clownage reviews
The erm... chaos-filled retelling of the tale of Sweeney Todd! Read and review.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008
Dean! I'm A Woman! by Glaceo reviews
What happens when Sam gets turned into a woman after a freak encounter with a demon? Sequel to 'Sammy! I'm A Woman'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007
A bargain with the brat prince by Tom Riddle's reluctant bride reviews
..What do you want from me, Lestat, that you would use Cindy as leverage?.. she asked furiously. ..I would think it obvious, beautiful vampire slayer,I want you, of course.. he said with a smirk
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Annoying Hannibal Characters by therisingharvestmoon reviews
Warning; may cause laughter and extreme cannibalism.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Ways To Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Harry Potter by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Hex Malfoy's Potter Stinks badges so they say Potter Stinks in Bed, and 49 other ways to bring upon your own early demise. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Amity and Discord by Tory Carmichael reviews
Hilary's boyfriend Kevin has proven himself to be dangerous, with no intention of letting Hilary out of his grasp. Kai is detirmined to protect her so Kevin can't hurt her again, but will Kevin prove too much for Kai to handle?
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T.
Lessons by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
Holy Pants of Ravenclaw! If I had known that Muggles could do this I wouldn't have gone on about Purebloods so much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bloodshed After The War by fhrulz21 reviews
The war is over and Harry has won. But now the Wizarding World is trying to get rid of all supposed Dark influences, which includes vampires. Unfortunately, Harry is one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P.
Dead Man's Boots by CaffieneKitty reviews
Just because you've shot something absolutely dead, doesn't mean it can't still ruin your life. Rated T for safety: disturbing themes and scenes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Dean's Daily Affirmations by CaffieneKitty reviews
Diary format. Sam wants Dean to work on improving his selfesteem. Dean is not thrilled. Post Season 2 finale.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fifteen Facts About Our Pleasant Potions Master by The Almighty Cheez It reviews
I bet you never knew these things about Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Sammy! I'm a woman! by Glaceo reviews
What happens when the chick magnet becomes the dude magnet? COMPLETED.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,540 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Kingdom Hearts in 15 Minutes by EarthboundAngel reviews
Because some of us don't have time to sit through 40 hours of game play
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006
TRAPPED by Glaceo reviews
Somewhere a clock is ticking... What happens when Sam is trapped along with four strangers with powers like his in a deadly house? Reviews contain spoilers. COMPLETE.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cliches Of Doom by Tabesco Lamnia Lammina Lamna reviews
WARNING: Contents of this story may be harmful for those suffering low blood pressure, cardic difficulties, pregnancy, sympathy for authors of MarySues and or nut allergies. Contains slash, OCs, OOCness, sexual references and spontaneous dancing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,248 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
War Of The Names by lasfallen-hope reviews
Funny draco ginny oneshot. enjoy the title says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Born Into a Bad Litter by CaffieneKitty reviews
AU retelling of a scene from Born Under a Bad Sign. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
104 Ways to Piss Off Voldemort by mashimaromadness reviews
Full official Title: 104 WAYS TO ANNOY, HARASS, CONFUSE OR GENERALLY SCARE LORD VOLDEMORT: Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio’d round the block and back again. It's good, please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Signed in Blood by Little Jammes and Little Lotte reviews
A retelling of Eragon with the addition of Two characters that alter the story just a bit. A good read that any Eragon fan would enjoy! EragonOC MurtaghOC.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007
Banana Muffins by write-love-latte reviews
Draco Malfoy watches Ginny Weasley satisfy a craving for banana muffins...& develops one of his own. oneshot, R&R, all naughtiness implied!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Tempora Mutantur by selenoliber reviews
An age old battle. A transcendence of time. A duel of intellect, power, and lust. Who will win this game of chance? Or better yet, who can leave this intrincate dance of danger unscathed? TRHG. Winner at Enchanted Grangers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,168 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Chatroom Chaos by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Sequel to Hogwarts Chatroom and Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom! Harry discovers Ginny's little game will she work it out in the end? R&R my darlings!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Ways to Humiliate, Annoy or Infuriate Draco Malfoy by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ask him advice on what to do when your tattoo gets infected. In front of McGonagall. If you survive that, there's 49 other suggestions! Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Sequel to Hogwart's Chatroom! Sequel Chatroom Chaos is also up on my page. Ginny goes on a date with Draco Malfoy, while Luna and Hermione watch nervously by the bar...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Hogwarts Chatroom! by Valentine's Riddle reviews
Ginny is innocently chatting to Harry... or so she thinks. It seems that the anonymity of a pen-name has given certain pupils a lust for troublemaking... Sequels Madam Puddifoot's Chatroom and Chatroom Chaos are on my page. Please Rate and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Boys 'N Berry Jam by CaffieneKitty reviews
A contemplative sequence of late summery vignettes, stuck together with jam. The boys are 8 and 4. John POV
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2007 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Evil Deception by DevonxDeadly reviews
Hermione Granger travels back to the time when Tom Riddle was becoming the future Lord Voldemort. She is left with the responsibility of saving the future and all of the people in it, or killing the past. All the while, the Dark Lords fascination grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Torrid Affair with Ron by Druantis reviews
Do not read if you acctually take Harry Potter FF seriously. It is all one big joke. Probably not suitible for anyone exept me and my friends, as its chocoblock with weird injokes. But its fun and silly. Rated MA, with good reason. Review Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Differences Of Opinion by CaffieneKitty reviews
TWO DRABBLES. Conversation format. Two differences of the same opinion about the movie Serenity SPOILER FOR SERENITY
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You Really Shouldn't by The-Caitiff reviews
You really shouldn't read this story. I'm serious, don't do it. Bad things happen to people who ignore my warnings. Ok fine, go ahead but don't complain later. You brought this on yourself. Dark postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
United We Fall by Stargazer1989 reviews
Dean, Sam, and John Winchester stumble across Alex Taylor, a young, sarcastically witty, and clever huntress who finds herself becoming a part of the family. But that also means she's a main target for the mysterious Demon that haunts the Winchester's pas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,852 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Dean W.
Harry Potter Likes Me, But I'm A Guy! by Glaceo reviews
Teenage romance was never this twisted. Aaron, a new student moves to Hogwarts. But as he meets new friends and gets entangled into a web of secrets, he realizes that the relationships at Hogwarts are not what they seem.. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 25,883 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
For the love of God, don't read this! by Dylan S. Thompson reviews
I'm not kidding. You'll wish you hadn't. Chapter 4: Is Snape Evil? Find out inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Keepaway by CaffieneKitty reviews
A phone call to Bobby. SPOILERS for episodes 2.14 and 2.15 Alternate missing scene...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
How Hermione Granger Learned About Shipping by JellyBellys reviews
What kind of sick freak ships Hermione with Voldemort anyway? That's what Hermione wants to know when she becomes trapped in a world of neverending Light and Darkness fic cliches. TRLVHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
FFO: The Outtakes by Takeda Lee reviews
The scenes that didn't make the final cut. Deleted story segments, goingson on the set of Bittersweet Dreams with the cast and crew, bloopers, inappropriate behavior, and karaoke breaks between scenes, and sometimes, midshoot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
The Power the Dark Lord Knew Not by snipsa reviews
The O so evil one meets his end, but it’s not how ANYBODY would have imagined! Spoilers up to OOTP, No HBP spoilers – thus no Horcruxes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Desperate Times by CaffieneKitty reviews
DRABBLE Snow, a remote cabin and small arms fire.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Prospecting by CaffieneKitty reviews
SPOILER FOR TALL TALES Dean's introduction to a certain publication. Boys as kids, John's POVish
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - John W., Caleb - Complete
A Crash Course In Polite Conversations by Glaceo reviews
You can try to walk away from everything now, but those memories will haunt you forever. Jo centered. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by CaffieneKitty reviews
Hypothetical Missing scene for Season 2 Episode Hunted. Probably AU, all things considered. POV Ava. Complete
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Complete
What the Winchesters Would Never EVER Say by MatildaHummingbird reviews
Exactly what the title says. Snip its of things The winchesters would never say.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
Hit Me Baby One More Time by Glaceo reviews
Sam misses Jess, but can't have her. Preseries. Sam OC. ONE SHOT.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
LA Nights by Glaceo reviews
After Sam is kidnapped along with Nicole Richie, Dean must team up with Paris to find them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2007
Well, Your Horn's Louder by WinchestersGirl reviews
The Impala's breaks wear out. So Dean takes her for new ones. But what happens when he lets Hillbilly Bob fix her? [Definite humor. OneShot. Sister's idea.]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
The Death Eater Chronicles by SilverGlassMoon reviews
What really happens when the deatheaters aren't fighting Harry Potter or creating havoc. Short Stories. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Voldemort
Rival Siblingry by CaffieneKitty reviews
Some things are universally constant where siblings are concerned. Monster cam missing scene from Salvation. POV Meg
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Meg - Complete
This Day in Age by PrettyWiccan reviews
All Tom wants is a challenge. Where will he find a girl like that? definately not this day in age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
An Indecent Proposal by Glaceo reviews
After finding the news of Lana's unfortunate disappearance, Clark goes over to Lex to get details. But he gets so much more than he bargained for. ONE SHOT.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
The Next Step by Glaceo reviews
Jess decides to take the next step with Sam. ONE SHOT.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
I Hate You Sammy by Glaceo reviews
Sam goes to visit Dean one last time. ONE SHOT.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
The Film by CaffieneKitty reviews
An unexpected find triggers some holiday reminiscences for Dean and Sam. Unabashed Seasonal schmoop ahoy!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
It Came Upon A Midnight Clear by Glaceo reviews
An early Christmas present. Nowhere to go. Nowhere to run. ONE SHOT. Warning: Gory imagery.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
Pulse by Glaceo reviews
Everything is falling apart in front of you. And there's nothing you can do to change it. Your time has come. ONE SHOT. Similar to 'Alone In The Dark'.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Buy a Logical Clock by CaffieneKitty reviews
Bad things can happen when vampires get to a certain age. Totally weird. Rated T for safety, some blood and gore.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
Killer camp by Tory Carmichael reviews
Kenny let out a small terrified whimper and closed his eyes tightly. Omen laughed and kneeled in front of Kenny, smirking. 'Don't worry Kenny! I'm not going to kill you yet! But don't worry, I wont let you suffer too long.' [Rated for Death and violence]
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,962 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T. - Complete
The Winchester Mansion by laughandlove reviews
Sam and Dean visit the Winchester Mansion: a mysterious, 160-room mansion constructed by a woman who insisted that the spirits told her to do it over a century ago. But things get complicated when Sam sees himself die. True story, rating for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,248 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
5 Conversations Sam & Dean Never Had by Dex1 reviews
Here be five psuedoconversations that the boys never bothered to have, despite the fact that it would amuse me greatly if they did. Utter nonsense, utter hilarity.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ways In Which Hermione Granger Could Have Ended Up by yesterdayschild4 reviews
Pointlessly long title, eh! Draco and Hermione like to think up other ways in which they could have started dating. Fun with cliches. Oneshot. 3401 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
November 24, 2005 by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sheer sentimental nonsense. Ficlet. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Alone In The Dark by Glaceo reviews
Dean wanted her... But she was just playing with him. One shot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
Sweet Revenge by Tory Carmichael reviews
Why cant they remember her? Why can't Kai and Tala remember the girl? Why cant they remember the girl that ment so much to them in the abbey? What did they do to make her want to kill them? TalOc KaiHil
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Kai H., Hilary/Hiromi T.
Five Ways that Devil's Trap Didn't Happen by BlueIris08 reviews
A series of twists on the Winchester boys' demonic encounter.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Wizard Style by Br0wn3yedGirl reviews
This story is guaranteed to make you laugh...and probably judge me a little. p It's honestly JUST FOR FUN! Read if sad. WARNING-may cause stomach problems and suffocation due to hysterics in future chapters!Don't read if you have heart complications!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 7/29/2004
There Goes The World by Glaceo reviews
What happens when instead of chasing demons, the demons start chasing you? What if Dean could see the future too, only to relive it differently by saving Sam and himself?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sam W., Dean W.
Dwarves, Hippos, and Witches by Middleageslover reviews
This is an actual conversation my friend and I had about Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki. BEWARE! It is the weirdest thing I have ever, and probably will ever write.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Scenes Deleted from the Harry Potter Books by Squigglyhopper reviews
Title is selfexplanatory. There were just parts of the books that couldn't be allowed for public viewing. Short parody, little snippets. Several slash jokes, but no actual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Tragedy of Supernatural by Spectral Scribe reviews
Supernatural: Shakespeare Style! Sam and Dean talk about visions, crude humor, and killing things. Rated S for Silly. Comments and suggestions may force me to write more.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Questions and Answers by Dean and Sammy reviews
[ONESHOT] “Hey, James? How do those little guys in Muggle traffic thingies always know when the lights are going to change?” [Implied JamesSirius]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Evil Help is Hard to Find by CaffieneKitty reviews
Every big evil bad guy has to have some incompetent henchthings. Missing Scene for Devil's Trap, sort of. POV The Demon. A bit silly. Oneshot, complete.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Azazel/Yellow-Eyes, John W. - Complete
Spin the Bottle, Bible Style by Dean and Sammy reviews
[ONESHOT] What happens when the people from the Bible settle down for an old game of 'Spin the Bottle? Read and find out! [JesusJudas]
Bible - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
The proper feeding and care of Sam Winchester by Damerel reviews
Whether you are a first time Winchester buyer or already the satisfied owner of a Dean Winchester, you will find the following tips helpful to ensure you enjoy years of fun with your new Sam Winchester.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sam W. - Complete
A Tribute to Bad SN Fanfiction by fangirlzgoboom reviews
[A double shot]A response to no challenge in specific. This epic was mapped out on a napkin on a train ride from NYC. Its contents are two writers' pacifistic attempts to take on bad SN fanfiction. Mary Sues, John haters...none are safe.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
Bloodlines by Damerel reviews
Dean's his daddy's boy, through and through. Bobby's point of view following the exorcism in 'Devil's Trap'.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
The proper feeding and care of John Winchester by Damerel reviews
Congratulations on your new acquisition! To ensure you gain maximum enjoyment from your John Winchester, please take a moment to read the following guidelines.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - John W. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
Emails of a Fabric Softener Teddy Bear by Dean and Sammy reviews
Dean discovers email and so does the fabric softener teddy bear.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W.
Mirror by ShadowMayne reviews
They survived this far. The final showdown with the demon and the after affects on Dean. OneShot. Who are you to tell me that I'm less that what I should be?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
Guide to the proper care of your '67 Chevy Impala by Damerel reviews
This classic car is best enjoyed in combination with Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester, with John Winchester an optional extra, all available from WinchestersRUs.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
The proper feeding and care of Dean Winchester by Damerel reviews
Congratulations on your recent acquisition of a Dean Winchester! To maximise your enjoyment of your Dean Winchester, there are a few very simple guidelines you should keep in mind.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Crazed Fans Steal Sam And Dean by WinchestersGirl reviews
Seven fans steal Sam and Dean. Watch them carry out their ingenious plan. [Pure humor. OneShot. Good for future reference.]
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Alternate Ending to Devil's Trap by pandorathexplora reviews
Post Devil's Trap. One shot. Sam takes matters into his own hands, unlocking a power deep within him. My first fan fic ever! please review
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Heroes and zeros by Damerel reviews
Sam's perspective on Dean changes over the years.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Things He had Done by ArabianPrimrose reviews
The things Dean Winchester did for his brother were countless. The sacrifices he had made were endless. OneShot.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
When I Was by NervousParanoia reviews
A brief oneshot on focusing on Dean and Sam's differing opinions on certain events from their childhood.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Space Invasion by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
PWP Wincest, all-dialoguey fic: A ghost hunt gone bad...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Vengeance by Dean and Sammy reviews
[ONESHOT] Vengeance is useless if you're dead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Angel by Rhindon reviews
Post Devil's Trap. Dean and Sam rush to save someone from Sam's past, unaware of what they are about to encounter and how profoundly it will permanently change their lives. What could possibly break Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,028 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Thoughts by melja reviews
Angsty Dean poem, hope you like it. Please read and review.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
Devil's Trap : Rewrite by Mademoiselle Poet reviews
A rewrite of the scene in Devil's Trap where John is posessed by the ceiling demon.What if Dean was posessed by the ceiling demon? How would it impact the SamDean relationship? What would Dean say to John if the ceiling demon had full reign of his thought
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Klondike Bar by BlazeorFade reviews
We ask the Winchester men the immortal question: What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Getting What We Want by E. Clay reviews
I just wanted a grown Sam and Dean to be bratty to John one night while all three were stuck in a motel room.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Four Drabbles: Hand Porn, Impotence, Titanic, Jaws by Charli Cameron reviews
SamDean drabbles. Perfect if you like your stories short and sweet...and funny.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Watching My Boys by morning sunlight reviews
John watches as Sam and Dean grow up. Can be read alone but can also be considered a companion piece to 'Watching' and 'Watching my Brother'.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2006 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Driving by WinchestersGirl reviews
What happens when John gives the boys driving lessons? [OneShot. Bit of a Drabble.]
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Watching my Brother by morning sunlight reviews
Sam watches Dean as he grows up. A companion piece to 'Watching' and 'Watching My Boys' but you don't need to read them for this to make sense.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Outside, looking in by falsememorydamnpixies reviews
Three poems, P.O.V's of Dean, John and Sam, their thoughts when looking in on the other twos relationship with each other.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Trapped Supernatural Fic by Cat2000 reviews
What goes through the real Meg’s mind while she’s possessed by the demon?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Meg - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
25 Things John Never Taught Them by WinchestersGirl reviews
25 things John Winchester failed to teach his sons.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Remember by orangevanilla reviews
A short songfic about Dean and Sam...I can't really say much, don't want to give it away soo please read and enjoy
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Free Beer by Original Katie Bell reviews
Now that I have your attention you can read my story! A dark story with funny twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
A Cure For Boredom by JellyBellys reviews
While searching through the Chamber of Secrets for clues on the Horcruxes, something haunts Hermione. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I, Angel will be there for thee by falsememorydamnpixies reviews
Poem about the end of season1 i.e. Devil’s Trap.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
100 Things Draco Isn't Allowed To Do by S3xySlyth3rin reviews
100 things Draco isn't allowed to do around hogwarts... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Growing Pains of Tom Riddle by kirraleadatsme reviews
What can I say? Even evil, murderous supervillans go through puberty. And Tom Riddle is going to be having some fun, yet embarrassing times on this wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the One Shot At The Dark Lord by James Evans reviews
One Shot Can Harry, and his love, Kill The Dark Lord? He Only has One Shot TAKE IT AS U WILL!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Watching by morning sunlight reviews
This story gives an idea of why Dean is like he is. Just my thoughts on how he would have been driven to become the person he is now. It now has 2 companion stories called 'Watching my Brother' and 'Watching My Boys'.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Dean W. - Complete
The Winchester Family Rulebook by Spectral Scribe reviews
Rule 1: “We do what we do and we shut up about it.” What else might one find in the Winchester Family Rulebook? A collection of events from the boys’ lives that teach them each of the rules. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,865 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Complete
Twisted by made.unmade reviews
Dean and Sam are researching one night, when Sam sees a site, fanfiction[dot]net, and is intrigued... They soon find out how twisted Fangirls with Internet can be. [OneShot]
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Beginner's Guide To Dramione Romance by arctique48 reviews
All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,893 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fire by Spectral Scribe reviews
In high school, Dean was given an assignment to write a poem about his childhood.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Leave Me Alone by P.L. Wynter reviews
When Dean’s nose started to bleed, Sam knew something was wrong. When he pointed a gun at Sam’s face, he knew he was in trouble. Oneshot. Rated M for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Square Cases by shouldabeenadog reviews
A collection of cases submitted to the boardroom of Square, describing what happens to each of the many pairings of Kingdom Hearts. Rated for language and themes. No graphic violence. Immature work, read at your own discretion.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
The Ultimate Cliché, The Impossible Love by Londra reviews
Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
364 Days To Annoy Harry Potter by Sirius Black Here reviews
Harry seems to be troubled. Not just by life itself but by his new guardian Mel... She has to work for him for a year and she annoys the living hell to him...Please R&R! Complete, unless given ideas for new chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Final Fantasy 8 couples summed up In 5 mins! by AmyDaFrEaK reviews
Want to know my veiws on all the couples people make up? Click here and read this story! ~*~*~READ AND REVIEW*~*~*~
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2003
Kingdom hearts Scenes never shown by Blizzara reviews
Uhm.. (R rated for strong language) (read title) Please R&R =3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2003
Everything Snarky I Know I Learned from Snape by Ibex's Lyre reviews
Hermione's pre-graduation speech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/3/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
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Black Angel reviews
The boys go to their next job, but will they get more then they bargained for?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006
Romeo and Juliet reviews
Rated T for all the dirty minds out there. This is my version of the ending of Romeo and Juliet. This was an English assignment. First story so, yeah, please be nice.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete