Author has written 2 stories for Shakespeare, and Supernatural.
My name is Jessica and I'm 16 years old. I LOVE Supernatural, Harry Potter, Eragon and Twilight fan fictions. I'm in the progress of writing my first ever fan fiction. It's a Supernatural one. I want to start on my first Harry Potter one soon. That's all for now. If you want, you can drop me a line, telling me what I should put on this page or an idea for a story, and I will dedicate it to you. :-) I live in Australia.
Go to www.fanfiction.net/~samanddeany It's my account with my friend. I'm Sam. :D
There's also www.fanfiction.net/~ferretgirls You can go to it, but we haven't done a profile. Yeah, we're lazy, I know.
Fiction Press account: http://www.fictionpress.com/~isabellesaunders
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can only tell animals, toys, and yourself secrets then post this on your profile.
Normal people are boring.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn before August 10th, 2008, copy this into your profile.
If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy this into your profile.
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and/or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you think Twilight is the best book in the world and most of the people who haven't read it are morons and losers copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think the writers of movie scripts that were once books or who ever forces them to run away with the real plot and hacks it up with an ax deserves to go to a mental institution put this on your profile
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to proflie
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
AV is Addicted to Vampires.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listning to them over and over again.Crazy is when you first read twilight you push the book in everyones faces and yell out EDWARD crazy is also when you pretend to skate in your bathtub in your bare feet with soap. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Birthdate: October 7th 1991
Birthplace: Mater Hospital, Townsville
Current Location: North side of Brisbane, Queensland
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both but more so right-handed
Your Heritage: Well, there's english/scottish/irish/welsh/german and even aboriginal, so I'm just a bloody aussie. :P
Your Perfect Pizza: Dunno
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a job and a boyfriend
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: probably lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Go away
Your Best Physical Feature: I dunno, I don't really like myself...but I don't mind my boobs. They're pretty cool.
Your Bedtime: Depends what's on TV, and homework, but usually about 9:30, on a school night. Weekends, it's a COMPLETELY different story.
Pepsi or Coke: dunno
MacDonalds or Burger King: Never had burger king so I have to say Maccas
Single or Group Dates: dunno
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't drink tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, gross
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes, but not much
Do you Sing: Yea, but whether I'm good or not is a different story
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: No, but I've come close to it
Do you want to go to College: I used to, but not really any more
Do you want to get Married: It'd be nice but eh.
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends on what mood I'm in and if there's still electricity
Do you play an Instrument: use to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I want to fight the person but I don't want a slow death eg: smothered, drown, burnt alive, those kind of things.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I dunno, but I've been told to go down the secretary path, but I've always wanted to be a singer, or an author. They're my dream jobs.
What country would you most like to Visit: India, but only coz I finally want to meet Armaan. =D
Number of Drugs I have taken: Except for painkillers, none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: 1 in each ear
Number of Tattoos: none, but I want a really small one on my lower back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: At least 3, but could be more.
Black Angel: Chapter 10/about 13 or 14
Devil's Trap Parody: Chapter 3/? (This one is on www.fanfiction.net/~samanddeany)
So, I've been noticing that people have descriptions about they're fics in here, so I'm going to give it a shot.
Romeo and Juliet (OneShot)
Forbidden Love (Harry Potter)(OneShot) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3500147/1/
Black Angel (Supernatural)
Devil's Trap Parody (Supernatural) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3132535/1/
Harry Potter Fan Fiction
Harry Potter Fan Fiction 2/3
Well, this concludes my descriptions for today, and probably forever, until I actually do those Future fics and complete one of my In-Progress fics.
Because I love them so much
Random Thing Time!!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
EMO kids have cool hair.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.
Your mom looks like voldemort (oh burn)
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again
And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was good
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling
When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
I agree with the dictionary. books before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.
Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901
I read New Moon and Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD (screw that...I'm gonna knock him SENSELESS til he's DEAD. ESPECIALLY after Eclipse)
Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!
My Porn Star Name (1st pet + 1st street you lived on): Ginger Victoria
My Detective Name (favorite color, favorite animal): Black Dolphin
My Soap Opera Name (middle name + current street address): Leigh Daniel
My Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of you last name + first 2 letters of your first name + last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Luhjeney