Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.
Hello fellow fanficers, aside from all that usual disclaimer rubbish I don't have much to say, I just read my stories and review, but please no flames, I don't mind constructive criticism, i'd rather that than a 'oh how sweet' comment, but if all you've got to say is a load of abuse keep your mouth shut.
Country: England (God save our gracious queen, Long live our noble queen etc etc)
Social standing: Misfit
I don't know why, but I can only write HP stories, I don't even like HP but there you are. I will write the occasional comedy but mostly I write romantic angst, despite what my stories i'm not actually that much of a depressed person, I just only get the urge to write when i'm unhappy.
DM/HG-There's something quite romantic about this pairing but I can't stand it when they all live happily ever after, it just wouldn't happen,
RW/HG- It's kinda boring, but realistic so yeah ok.
SS/HG-It's wrong, but I read some great SS/HG fics that inspired me.
Anything with GW-I hate her so much.
Things I'm Not Allowed to Do At Hogwarts
I must refrain from eating my fellow students, however appetising they are, it is frowned upon in most cultures.
I am not to tell muggleborn first years that Bertie Botts every flavour beans taste better when one eats a handful simultaneously.
I am not not refer to DADA teachers as 'canaries in the coal mine'.
I am forbidden to confess to crimes that took place before I was born, even if I do have acsess to a time turner.
To 'conquer the earth with flying monkeys' is not a valid career choice, even if I am a witch.
I am not to polyjuice myself into John DeLancie and apparate into a star wars convention
Providing Peeves with a crate of stinkbombs was a socially irresponsible action and I will not do it again.
Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labelled firewhisky, charming the label changes nothing.
My headmasters name is Albus, not, I repeat not Gandalf.
Yelling 'to infinity and beyond' when I take off on my broom was only funny the first time.
I will refrain from calling the Weasley twins, Merry and Pippin, I will also stop calling Harry and Ron, Frodo and Sam. It probably isn't smart to call Draco, Legolas either.
If a classmate falls asleep in class I will not take the opurtunity to draw a dark mark on thier arm.
When deatheaters attack Hogsmeade I will not point to the dark mark and shout 'to the batmobile robin'.
I am not allowed to make eyes at Sirius, Remus will kill me if i try anything.
The Giant squid is not to be referred to as 'my lord Cthulhu' nor am i allowed to sacrifice firstyears to it on the full moon.
I will not sweep the common room with Harry Potters prized Firebolt.
I will not scare the firstyears with wild tales of a omnicient author who controls all our destinies.
The proper way to report to Proffesor McGonagall is 'you wanted to see me professor?' not 'I have it on good authority that you have no evidence'.
Putting a snitch in Malfoys pants really isn't that amusing, even if it does make him scream like a girl.
Putting fake spiders round Ron weasleys bed is not funny, especially when he tries to jump out the window.
Spiking the schools supply of pumkin juice is not acceptable, no matter how much we enjoyed ourselves that night.
I am no longer allowed to dart around the corridors suspiciously, singing the mission impossible theme tune.
Remarking 'thats what your mum said lst night' to anything anyone else said was only marginally funny the first time.
The Giant Squid is not a appropiate date to the yuletide ball.
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with sporks.
Growing marajuana and other hallucinogenic drugs does not count for extra herbology credit.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this years defence against the darks arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not 'a clever money-making concept'.
Although they are easier to use and probably more efective I am not allowed to use guns against deatheaters.
The 'We Love You, Severus Snape Club' is not a valid after class activity
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