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Author has written 29 stories for Hunchback of Notre Dame, Shakespeare, Zoey 101, Fruits Basket, Misc. Books, Beauty and the Beast, Ned's Declassified SSG, Warriors, Harry Potter, Pushing Daisies, Twilight, and Supernatural.

tWHYllight- Greatest anti-Twilight video ever. Even the fangirls will (hopefully) like it.

Name: Alyssa

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blonde

Height: 5'6'' ((but I'm an inch taller if I stand up straight))

Country: USA

Age: Older than Nick Jonas, younger than Johnny Depp.


Favorite Actors: Jamie Foxx, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Orlando Bloom, Johnathan Lipnicki, Freddie Highmore, Johnathan Rhys-Meyers, Jude Law, Jake Gyllenhall, Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Christian Bale, Michael Craine, Morgan Freeman, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Brad Pitt, Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellan, Richard Harris, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monahan

Least Favorite Actors: Jack Black, Jim Carrey, Russell Crowe, Michael Gambon

Favorite Actresses: Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Halle Berry, Keira Knightly, Evangeline Lily, Emilie de Ravin

Least Favorite Actresses: Renne Zellwiger, Angelina Jolie, Gwentyh Paltrow,

Favorite Shows: Lost, Pushing Daisies, Zoey 101, iCarly, The Apprentice, Survivor, Animal Precinct, Animal Cops: Detroit, Miami Animal Police, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Tudors, Dancing with the Stars, The Biggest Loser, Forensic Files

Least Favorite Shows: Desperate Housewives, My Super Sweet 16, Parental Control, Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Hobbies: Browsing eBay, FanFiction, reading, writing, TV, computer, acting, singing, skiing, swimming, boogie-boarding

Stuff I collect: Snowglobes and Ornaments

Favorite Movies: Edward Scissorhands, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Treasure Planet, Anastasia, Quest for Camelot, Mulan, The Pebble and the Penguin, Moulin Rouge, Titanic, The Breakfast Club, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Brother's Grimm, The Day After Tommorow, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Least Favorite Movies: Balls of Fury, The Last of the Mohicans, Master and Commander: The Far Side of The World

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Warriors, Charlie Bone, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Faerie Path Trilogy, After by Francine Prose,

Least Favorite Books: A Seperate Peace, Life of Pi, Great Expectations, TWILIGHT, Lord of the Flies, A Doll's House

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Me: I don't understand why we have to clear the yard of all leaves
Mom: Your dad cares for his yard like you do for FanFiction.

(while watching Flicka)


Me (whispering to Amber): Wouldn't it be ironic if it started raining?

(it starts to rain)

I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil

Officer! I swear to drunk I'm not God!

Lupin: Who did you see on the map?

Harry: Peter Pettirgrew!

Lupin: That's impossible!

Me: Lupin needs to broaden his mind

(Divination class scene pops up)

Professor Trelawney: BROADEN YOUR MINDS

Siobhan: Yeah, Bobby got like a 100 on his AP Calc exam.

Me: Holy shit!

Siobhan: Yeah, I wanted to kidnap him and suck out his brains for a while there. Then I realized it would take too much time and effort

Me: Not with clorofoam!

Siobhan: You ARE evil!

Evan: Those commis took my pancreas!

Billy: Evan was shanked with a urine-soaked knife

Cal: What, you're going to him?

Rose: I'd rather be his whore than your wife

Quinn: Zoey is Chase's bestfriend

(Michael coughs)

Quinn: His FEMALE best friend

Logan: What about me?

Michael: You're my female best friend

Logan: You're diseased

Rose: Put your hands on me Jack

Mom: Alyssa! Put your boots in the basement!

Me: What about my boobs?

(John Smith gets shot)
Jess: She did not!
Jess (after rewinding): That was his hip!
Me: No, it was his ass!

Me: God, Pocahontas is quite flexible isn't she?

Shrek: Ogres don't celebrate Xmas. Ogres don't celebrate anything.

Watson: We're just a bunch of squirrels gathering nuts

SpongeBob: Don't ever believe in comic book ads Patrick. I once bought a pair of X-ray glasses and I tried to see through skin. Instead it only worked on clothes

Spongebob: Patrick! My brain just hatched an idea!

Patrick: Lay it on me

(Nyquil commerical)

Lady: You'll sleep like you did BEFORE the rooster went blind
Me: If he was blind, technically wouldn't he be in darkness the whole time? And if so, wouldn't he be quiet
Dad: Only YOU would think of that, Alyssa
Mom: You should totally write to the marketing people

Watson: Nick, you're an ecological menace

Fanboy: Grounding me is like telling a pedophile he has to hang around a nursery school

Little Boy: I don't like girls either. Does that make me gay?
Larry: No
Little Girl: You were married to a lady before, does that make you half lesbian?

Tyler: Do we have sugar cubes?
Mom: No
Tyler: Then what are we gonna feed the reindeer?

Kate: Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell's going on

Max (whips out cell phone and holds near crotch): I got a phoner!

Auntie H: I named my dog "Brownie"
Me: He's a boy?
Auntie H: Yeah
Me: That makes him a transvestite dog then?

Random Pirate #1: Shoot him dead!

Random Pirate #2: Cut out his tongue!

Sparrow: Shoot him dead, then cut out his tongue then shoot the tongue pause And trim his beard!

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime

Sparrow: And I owe them all money

Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. No, I've never been to Brussels. I believe the word is pronounced 'egregious'. I've never met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And ladies, all this stands in utter insignificance in light of the fact that MY SHIP IS GONE! Scarlet and Giselle look at him and each slap him.

Monty Python: Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?

Lord of Swamp Castle: (looking out the window) One day, lad, all this will be yours!

Herbert: What, the curtains?

Lord: No, not the curtains!

Frenchman: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Bedivere: How do you know she is a witch?

Mobman: She turned me into a newt!

Bedivere: A newt?

Mobman: Everyone stares at him. I got better.

Other Mobman: Burn her anyway!


(We all start laughing)

Alexis: I ment he scewed my paper! Ah crap!

(sometime later)

Alexis: Well, Beowulf didn't screw me as hard as I thought he did

Me (to my cat): Jasmine! Stop licking your uterus!

Me: I love Drarrys Draco/Harry or Harry/Draco
Mom: Oh, there's some cherries in the fridge if you want any

Me: Capn' Crunch tastes good on cereal

Announcer: We're part of the ADAA... The American Dodgeball Assosiation--of America!

White: At Global Gym, we're better than you, and we know it!

Patches: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

Me: I can read your mind like a Harry Potter book!

DiLeo: Reset the fart!

Jenna: You sound like a dead dog dying

Tom: I never realized how racist chess was. The whites always go first!

Tyler: I just ass raped you with words!

Mike: I need some black crayons!

Jenna: All they have is white!

Mike: God, crayons are so racist!

Rheannonn: You know what my brothers figured out Dora the Explorer encourages?

Rachel: Illegal immigration?

Me: (laughs and turns beat red in the face)

Rheannonn: No! Suicide. Apparently she stood in front of a train and it only stopped when she ordered it to in Spanish. So if you say it in any other language you die.

Me: I see said the blind man

Harry: We've been going at it for hours! I need a rest!
Snape: The Dark Lord isn't resting

Barty Crouch Jr. (to Harry): I'll show you mine if you show me yours

Voldy: I can touch you now

Harry: There was a moment when Voldemort's wand and mine sort've... "connected"

Vehlmer: This is yo sho. YO MOMMA!!

Me: Why is Jasmine in that corner?
(Jasmine is my cat and is sitting with only her tail poking out behind a plant)
Dad: She probably feels like she's in the jungle

Jimmy (to Alexis): You've got a bony ass


Random person from Superbad: If a woman's ontop she can't get pregnant. Gravity goes into affect

Grandpa Simspon: I guess if you wanna kill someone around here you have to do it yourself.

Rory: Guys, look at Glenn. I had to tell him. He got fired from the Quick Mart.
Bartlebee:Why'd you get fired Glenn?
Glenn: Because I was making a shrimp slurpee
Bartlebee: That's disgusting! Why'd you even do that?
Glenn: Because I was hungry AND thirsty

Larry: You know what's gonna happen to me when I die, Chuck? My kids are gonna be shipped over to Bangladesh making sneakers for 6 cents an hour! And when you go to bed at night, they'll be tapping on your window with tears streaming down their faces.

Chuck: But how can they tap on my window in New York if they're in Bangladesh?

Catherine:I swear to you before God that I wasn't violated before going to your-

Angry Manager: Listen you! There are kids in Asia right now working in shoe factories just to get a bowl of rice on the table!

Me: Jimmy, truth or dare?

Jimmy: Dare

Anjelica: Run around the pool without your shirt!

Jimmy: No! (Jimmy's dad comes into the yard)

Jimmy: They're daring me to run around w/o a shirt on!
Jimmy's dad: As long as you don't run on the new grass, I don't care

Mark Ballas: The rumba is a vertical attraction for a horizontal desire.

Niel: Jimmy, that cold sore of yours is creeping me out!
Me: Why don't you take it off for him?

Me: I think Grover is an anorexic muppet

DiLeo: Go see if there's a hoe in your garage!

Me: I hate my handwriting. I like yours
Rachel: You're handwriting isn't bad.
Me: Yes it is! Yours is awesome. I'd buy it off eBay

Meghan: Billy! Give me back my waterbottle
(Billy gives it to her)
Meghan: I need to disinfect it! (she starts stroking it
the guys bury their face in their arms and laugh)
Billy (laughing): Meghan, stop it!
Meghan: What, it's all warm!

(guys continue to laugh)


Gary Oldman (to James Issacs): Have you noticed how long my wand is?
James Issacs: Yes, it expands in the warm, doesn't it?

Dan R: What should I do about Equss?
Gary Oldman: You'll need to shave
Dan R: What, down there?
Gary Oldman: ESPECIALLY down there.

From the movie Transformers

Mom: You're all sweaty and dirty!
Sam: I'm a teenager!
Mom: Were you masterbating?
Sam: No mom! I dont masterbate!
Dad: It's a father and son thing!
Mom: Well you don't have to call it that if it makes you uncomfortable. You could call it "Sam's Happy Time"

Miles: Bros before hos!

Random dude: Epps! Where's your wallet?
Epps: My pocket!
RD: Which pocket?
Epps: My back pocket!
RD: You got 10 of em!

Now we continue back to the regular quotes

Bobby: You can't play Red Rover with Cars! The cars would always win!

Billy: Why does it smell like dead babies in here?

Me: Don't get your crotch in a tizzy

Me: It's an orgy of gayness

Hamlet: Are you saying I am easier to play than the flute?

William (my classmate): Who would want to play him?

Billy: This kid called me Linguni! What the fuck?!

Random Kid: Why?

Billy: He thought I was the chef from Ratatouille

Random Kid in Hallway: My Advil! No my M&Ms! No my Skittles

Jen: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! ((she has the best maniacal laugh in the world))

Random Kid: Hey? Why's that freshman in a sophomore class?

Billy: Because he's a Froshmore.

Watson: Hey! Don't make fun of my rocks!

Debella: Load your life with lust

Charles: Excellent job, gentleman! Now we rape and sack!

Pippin: WHAT?!

Charles: Oh yes. It's required. We also must sing. That's absolutely essential.

Sam: How are we supposed to figure out the wet bulb temperature

Watson: You can wet it. Or I could wet it for you

Me: ((goes beat red in face, for my mind dove into the deep end))

Debella: Have you ever been somewhere where something is just so good and it turns you on?

((She was talking about writing something. But my mind went into the perverted zone))

Pip: Look at me

Herbert: I do look at you my dear boy

Pip: Touch me

Herbert: I do touch you my dear boy

Me: What should we call our Family Feud Team?

Leah: I dunno


Alina: Um, Alyssa?

Me: What?

((The kid who we call Tofu walks past))

Me: ... FUCK!!

Sports Announcer: A David and Goliath story truer than the Bible itself.

Tofu: Screw you!

Mrs. Q (my Spanish teacher who could barely speak English): I'm a gonna screw you!

((class bursts into laughter))

Sarah (to Teddy, who has his eye on those electric air matress pumps): WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Teddy (who has it turned on): I was trying to see if it blows or sucks

Dave: You do know in spoons you can take more than one and then chuck em across the room. That way people tackle each other

Chris: Really?

Dave: Yeah. That's why we don't play with knives

DiLeo: Who slapped my cahoochie?

Pippin : That's not fair! You're taking Lewis to fight!

Charles: Lewis is an ideal soldier. He is strong and stupid.

(Lewis grins, not getting that he's being insulted)

Leading Player: Enter Theo, a lovable boy and his lovable duck!

Theo (angrily): Hey Pippin! (stomps over) PIPPIN! Say hello to my duck!

Pippin: He--

Theo (cutting him off, still sounding pissed off): Guess his name

Pippin: Augustus?

Theo: WRONG! It's Otto. You're not very smart.

Pippin: I'm smart enough to know that a duck belongs in a pond and NOT in my bed!


Theo: Bite me

Dolly Tate: Molest me, violate me, ravish me! I'm ready!

(flaunts chest)

Laura: Breasticles

Random person: Well if it isn't the Three Mustequeers

Me: You taking health next year? Because I only know a few people are

Portia: Uhm, I don't think so

Me: Dangit! I wish we didn't have to take the class to graduate! I already KNOW about the reproductive system. Penis plus vagina equals baby. Simple as that!

(after three months of waiting, we finally get our Earth Science Review Books)

Nick: I paid for a book with answers. This has more questions!

Brandon: Why is everyone coming at me?

Me: (grins pervertedly)

Watson: I think watches are obsolete. You know, I don't want some guy to be like "Give me your watch or I'll kill you." That's why I like cell phones

Me: But wouldn't a cell phone be more valuable that a watch?

Watson: But a cell phone has texting, email and a calender.

Me: ...

Charles: You know, sometimes I wonder if the forticading I'm getting is really worth the forticading I'm getting.

Watson: If you get caught in an avalanche, you better have Aflac or something

Announcer: King Charles the Great! Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire!


Watson: If Billy just went crazy and started jumping of the counter (blah blah blah)

Billy: Can I demonstrate?

Watson: No. The counter doesn't want that

Random Lady: If you were my husband I'd poison you!

Winston Churchill: And if you were my wife I'd take it.

Watson: Sam if I told your mom you broke my rocks she'd go crazy

Random Lady: You sir are a drunk

Winston Churchill: Yes but tommrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly.

Christina: Does anyone have anything they'd like to read?

Rheannonn: I do.

Christina: Really? What is it?

Rheannonn: It's my orphan story


Niel: That's sick! Do you know how many people have to die to make one orphan?!

Me: No

Tyler: Why does Jasmine have two buttholes?

Me: She only has one. The other's her vagina


Brad: Welcome to the clan of the towel mormans

Jamie (from Big Fat Manifesto): Our school's liberalism doesn't extend to sucking face in public. Garwood has a zero tolerance policy on all things sex, sexual, or even remotely physical between males and famales. The way the ban's written, though two lesbians or two gay guys could go at it naked and technically, they wouldn't be breaking any rules at all.

Nick (from Prep): There's nothing more annoying than a girl whose life philosophy is based on the shape of her ass.

Nick (from Prep): Take the average pissed-off teenage guy, add a platinum card and workaholic parents, and put him in a city where every drink, drug and weapon can be delivered within the hour, and there's a good chance he'll end up like Greg or Derrick. Suburban kids just don't have the toys.

Watson: Well guys, I've got to shake and bake

Me: Mr. Watson was saying how he was his "favorite student" and he'd do "anything" for me!


Mr. Watson (popping around corner): HI ALYSSA!

Me: (bursts into hysterical laughter and slides down locker onto floor. This was after school, so its okay)

Brandon: The odium of your presence causes children to cry

Me: The pairing Hagrid/Percy is like sending Michael Jackson on a Boy Scout camping trip; so wrong in so many ways

Debella: Do whatever you can to attract attention. But don't scratch yourself or pick your nose. That's just awkward

Jack: Mr. Watson, you should've chaperoned on the band trip!

Watson: I'd rather shoot myself

Meghan: I'm literally speechless

Brandon: Too bad that didn't happen often

Jack: OWNED!

Meghan: I saw "Sex in the City" last weekend and it was SOO good (blah blah blah)

Jack: You just wanted to have sex in the city. With Mr. Watson


Rita Rudner: How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue, and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

Me: Up your ass, where it belongs


Me: It'll be hotter than sliced bread

Ali: WHAT?!

Me: What? What did I say?

Ali: I thought you said hotter than sex on bed!

Suki: Sorry warden, but you're my prisoner now!


Trevor L.: Let me hug you!

Alexis: I've got to get to class!

((Trevor L. starts twirling around, still hugging Alexis))

Random Greeter Lady: Unhand that woman!

Suzanne: You better have a pass or Schwankheart ((aka Schwanky-Wanky)) will descend upon you with her talons.

Trevor L: She needs to get laid

Noelle: Roses are red, some condoms are blue, STDs are contagious, so watch who you screw

Tyler (singing to the tune of Heads/Shoulders/Knees/Toes): Sluts, Bitches, Fuckers, Hos, Fuckers Hos!

Trevor Y.: penis

Tyler: Penis

Dad (bellowing): SCROTUM!!

Remy's Dad: Its not stealing if no one wants it

Remy: The only thing predictable in life is its unpredictability

Evan R: You may have defeated me, but can you defeat the cult?

Radcliffe: Wiggins, why do you think those savages attacked us?

Wiggins: Because we invaded their land, cut down their trees, and dug up the earth?

Cody: A kid in a candy store?! No, I'm more like a man--

Julianne: In a strip club?

((burst out laughing))

Matteson: You and your foursome need to take turns serving!

Me: ((laughing too hard))

Cody: Winner winner, chicken dinner!

Rocko: Go play with your pebble

Scott (from Sleeping Freshman Never Lie): Guys have basic needs. Food, shelter, clothing, girlfriends. Guess which one isn't provided by our parents or the local government?

Siobhan: Wait, what? Victoria's pregnant

Anthony: Yeah, its Victoria's Secret

Me: XD

Nicole: It smells like Christmas!

Anthony: (with silly accent): BOYS!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Anthony: When in doubt, make the font bigger

Derek: Peace works best when there's a gun pointing at your head

Niel (walking through the hallway): It smells like tuna

Me: No, it smells like burnt popcorn

Rebecca: It smells like balls


Rebecca: I mean the boys lockeroom

(some time later)

Siobhan: Now it smells like perfume!

(while watching Silent Hill)

Alexis: Now watch where the barbed wire goes

((Christibella starts shrieking in pain))


Anjelica: Karoke time!

Tania (after watching Titanic): I can't believe that Jack dies in the end! He shouldn't die! They should live happily ever after!

Tania's Mum: He has tgo die for the story to work properly. It's more romantic that way.

Tania: What's so romantic about the love of your life freezing to death and drowning about ten minutes after you've met him?

Matteson: Alright guys! Today we're gonna play ping-pong

Derek: ((says something along the lines of beer pong))

Me: I wanna play milk pong


Me: ARGH!! ((blushes))

Trevor: You're turning purple

Me: Alright, I believe in God. But I'm not one of those Christians who are all rah-rah-koombyeya-ying-yang-up-the-wazoo.

:The cake is a lie:

Jen: I lost the game

Rebecca: GOD DAMMIT!

Rachel: It's a timer

Jerry: Well there's only two things I can think of that have timers. Microwaves and b-

Rachel: Oh great! Its a bomb!

Jerry: Well, it could be coffee maker

Rachel: Yeah right

Carol: Abby! What do you think of this kiss for the wedding?

Abby: Not unless you plan on sending it as a porn audition tape

Buell: That's a nice banana you got there!

Me: ((headdesk))

Me: P-yu-sil-an-i-mos

Jen: I like to pronounce it pussy-lanimous

Rebecca: ((burts out laughing))

Chessy ((in response to Kartik's behavior in A Sweet Far Thing)):LIVE, DARN YOU, AND DEAL WITH FACING SOCIETY INSTEAD OF HIDING IN A TREE!

Bos: One man in a sea of estrogen


James ((in Asian accent)): Oh! Fourth floor!

Rebecca: I'm trying to figure out what your earrings look like

Siobhan: Yeah, they kinda look like people. Sort've

Me ((taking off earring)): It looks like a woman with one leg


Pothead: I'm smoking Genesis

Me: Oklahoma is the Siberia of the United States

Rodgers: Odette says "Is beauty all that matters?" and you say "What else is there?"

Derek: I know, it was dumb

Rodgers: You should write a book; How to Offend Women in Less than 5 Syllables

Gimili: Certainty of death...small chance of success...what are we waiting for?

Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!

Anthony ((in silly accent)): The locker room! Where students become athletes, athletes become students, and boys become homosexuals

Trevor L.: I''m SO glad I was born in the 21st century

Spencer: I think best when I'm wet

Twilight Fangirls: WOOOOOO!!


Emerson: Oh hell no!

Mara (from Vegan Virgin Valentine): On Valentine's Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamers and pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamingos and then barfed his guts up

Liz: You look like a Jonas Brother

Shane: Well, that wasn't what I was going for. Is that a compliment or insult?


Ace: Aw sorry I forgot my gun!

Rob: Of course you did!

Me: Aw, I love owls!

Christina: They're flesh-eating birds of death

Sweeny Todd story: SLASH SLASH SLASH, and by SLASH I mean homosexuality, not razors

Don Lockwood: Fear not sweet lady! I shall not molest you! Nay! I am but a shadow.

Cosmo (looking at Kathy and Don making out): So uh... strange weather we're having?

(no response)

Cosmo: Good bye Don... (grabs coat) Good bye Don! Good by Kathy (no response still) Bye Cosmo!


Mr. Arrow: Would you like to observe the launch, doctor?

Delbert: Would l? Does an active galactic nucleus
have superluminal jets?

Mr. Arrow: ...

Delbert: I'll follow you

Amelia: And, Doctor, again, with the greatest possible respect; ZIP YOUR HOWLING SCREAMER.


Scroop: Maybe your ears don't work so well

Jim: Yeah, too bad my nose works just fine

Amelia: Let me make this as monosyllabic as possible. I don't care much for the crew YOU hired. They're... how did I describe them Arrow? I said something rather good before coffee

Mr. Arrow: A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots, ma'am

Amelia: There you go! Poetry!

Sarah: Delbert, will you please explain how ridiculous this is?

Delbert: It's totally preposterous. Traveling the galaxy alone.

Sarah: Now, at last we hear some sense!

Delbert: That's why I'm going with you

Sarah: DELBERT!!

Amelia: Doctor, to muse and blabber about a treasure map, in front of this paticular crew, demonstrates a level of ineptitude that borders on the level of imbecillic. And I mean that in a very caring way.

Silver: Love the outfit, Doc ((uses cyborg eye to scan. It keeps going around his crotch))

Delbert ((embarrassed and covers himself up)): Thank you. Love the eye

Silver: Morph! You jiggle-headed blob of mischief!

Silver: Ah, tis a great day for sailing Captain! And look at ya! You're as trim and as bonny as a sloop with new sails and a fresh coat of paint!

Amelia: You can keep that kind of flim-flammery for your spaceport floozies, Silver

Silver: Well, since the Captain has put you in my charge, like it or not I'll be pounding a few skills into that thick head of yours to keep you out of trouble

Jim: WHAT?

Silver: From now on, I'm not letting you out of me sight!

Jim: You can't do that--

Silver: You won't so much as eat, sleep, or scratch your bum without my saying-so!

Jim: Don't do me any favors!

Silver: Oh you can be sure of that lad, you can be sure of that

Arrow: All sails secured Captain!

Amelia: Good man! Now release them immediatley!

Amelia: Actually Doctor your astronomical advice was most helpful

Delbert ((flustered)): Oh thank you! Thank you very much! Well, I have a lot to offer anatomically, amanamolically. as-astronomically ((slaps self))

B.E.N: Oh, this is fantastic! A carbon-based life form has come to rescue me at last! I just want to hug you and squeeze you and hold you close to me! I mean solitudes fun, don't get me wrong. But after a 100 years, YOU GO A LITTLE NUTS!! HAHA!!

Jim: Alright, if you want to come along, you're going to have to stop talking.

((B.E.N spazzes and jumps into Jim's arms, blabbering))

Jim: And you have to stop touching me

B.E.N: Touching and talking, that's my two big no-nos.

Amelia ((woundedly)): Gentlemen, we must stay together and--


Amelia ((thoughtfully)): Doctor, you have wonderful eyes


Jim: Without the map we're dead. If we try to leave we're dead. And if we stay here--

Morph: Dead! We're dead we're dead we're dead!

Jim (gasps): Captain Flint?

B.E.N: In the flesh!

((a skeleton comes into view))

B.E.N: Well, sort've except for skin and organs, and anything else that resembles flesh


((Jim glares))

B.E.N.: Unless he looks at me like that

Delbert: I'm such a useless weakling! (slips out of bounds). With abnormally thin wrists! Excuse me, brutish pirate ((Pirate burps)) Yes, you! I have a question. Is it that your body is too massive for your teeny-tiny head, or is that your head is too teeny-tiny for your big fat body?


Delbert: Yes! I'm sure you do! But before you do I have one more question ((sticks gun to his abdomen)) Is this yours?

Delbert: Just wait til your mother hears about this! Of course we'll down-play the life threatening parts

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10 tips for you and your new bellringer by kamikaze-djali reviews
This is wrong. Very wrong. Yet at the same time, I couldn't stop myself after it hit me in sleep. Disney's HoND. Politically incorrect. Quasimodo, Clopin, Frollo, Esmeralda and the Gargoyles. More likely to follow.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Quasimodo, Claude F., Esmeralda
How NOT to write Titanic fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
A bunch of craziness I wrote for fun, not to be taken seriously. I added a second chapter of insanity, please forgive me...
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 7/23/2008
A Friend To You by TellNearaToWrite reviews
As Naruto grew up, he had no friends. In a present day world, see just how he and his friends meet and what comes after. Yes, this is reposted, but it has been added to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hades and the Greatest Show Unearthed by Baby-Cellophane reviews
Each Disney story exists in its own universe, but they are all linked by the Underworld. Hades and several other deceased villains decide to wreak vengeance on those who have wronged them, and the consequences could be dire for everyone involved.
Crossover - Disney & Hercules - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hades
Last Chance to Breathe by Pinefur reviews
More oneshots on cat's deaths. Each chapter is from a cat's point of view before it dies. What were they thinking? Did they regret what they had done? Look up at the sky, and take a last breath. A last chance to live. ...Not on haitus. Sort of.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,166 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/25/2007
Happy Birthday, Hermione by Bardess of Avon reviews
Fluffy little oneshot. "Hell hath no fury like a woman whose birthday has been forgotten." Ron screws up and has to rectify the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Save All Who Dare the Eagle's Flight by Bardess of Avon reviews
They called it the Ship of Dreams. It certainly was the Ship of Dreams; I had nightmares about the Titanic for years after just barely escaping.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,276 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jack D., Fabrizio D. - Complete
Gypsy Eye, Wolf Eye by 2AddersFanged reviews
Claude Frollo abducts Esmeralda, and a power struggle ensues. Based loosely upon Victor Hugo’s characters from his novel Notre Dame de Paris.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2006
The Way We Live Now by dochar ar bith ann reviews
Sequel to THSOND. After the events of the fall, Notre Dame High is a changed place. Life seems pretty good. But the life of a high school student is never simple, least of all the lives of these particular students. Title borrowed from Trollope. FINISHED!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,829 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Quasimodo - Complete
Kidnap by LilyHellsing reviews
Bart lives alone. He lives on whiskey & vodka to drown his pain of loneliness. One day he runs into Sideshow Bob & accidently ruins his plan to kill Krusty. Still, after so many years he is able to. So Bob kidnaps him. Are these feelings love? Or lust?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,329 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sideshow Bob, Bart S. - Complete
Psycho Motel by starry-oblivion reviews
Due to a blizzard, the Winchester boys are forced to stay in one of the most shifty motels they've ever encountered. Dean has a particularly bad feeling about this, which amuses Sam... for a while.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Have a Little Faith by SazDelToro reviews
Dean is questioning his faith and Castiel is there to answer. Dean/Castiel slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Twilight: The Musical by whitnibble reviews
Edward's rapping? Bella's singing Hannah Montana? Emmett's protecting his barney? Leah's got the pack on leashes? It's all Aro's fault of course. Him and that dang potion.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,424 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008
Harry Potter And The Song Parodies Of Doom by Georgina of Dragons reviews
What happens when you tell an insane, fiction obsessed fan girl about the forthcoming Harry Potter musical, then set her on a laptop?. One word: CHAOS. On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/23/2008
Clopin's Rescue by Bamfwriter reviews
Written for Perlusion, inspired completely by her fanart on Deviantart. Clopin is captured and tortured by a rogue lieutenant, then saved by Phoebus. Really short.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Heaven's Light by opaquesoul93 reviews
Celeste has been an outcast since she moved to Paris years ago and it has never really grown on her. But after she meets Clopin, King of Beggers, Paris seems much nicer with a gypsy around. But can the daughter of a royal guard and gypsy king's love last?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,924 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008
A Rose By Any Other Beauty by LilyHellsing reviews
An ugly girl named Rose is a servant who listens when others speak at Palace of Justice, finding out stuff. She takes a bet at a pub to find the CoM. When she gets caught, she realizes gypsies arent as bad as one may think. WAY better summary inside.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,366 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
He Misses Her by Bardess of Avon reviews
Oneshot. He misses her, and that's all there is to it. Set after the Pevensies leave Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Tumnus - Complete
The Girl Who Grew Up by J.C. Irving reviews
After the Pevensie siblings are killed in a train accident,Susan all but gives up on life when a chance encounter brings her face-to-face with an old friend…the only one who can save Susan before she looses sight of Narnia forever. T for safety
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008
A Pink Ornament With Eyes by LilyHellsing reviews
Rufus wakes up on Christmas day in his little pine tree house to hear his owner...have a guest over. One-shot.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist, Ron S. - Complete
The High School of Notre Dame by dochar ar bith ann reviews
A modern retelling of the Disney, set in modern-day Quebec. Welcome to NDCHS, home of a tyrannical VP, a handful of rebellious Romani drama kids, a charming but befuddled football captain, and a new student unlike anything the school's ever seen. Edited!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,326 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Quasimodo - Complete
When Fantasy Becomes Reality by FireGoddess528 reviews
Esmeralda, Clopin, Quasimodo, Phoebus, and Djali have been pulled into our world by a wish made by a teenage fan. How are they going to handle computers and cars, and all the other modern day technology? And what happens when they attend high school for
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
The Bell Ringing Angel by DisKosh reviews
A short story based on the book about the bell ringing angel of Notre Dame
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do in Middle Earth by frodoschick reviews
This authoress has decided to make a Mary-Sue and decided to make her do many, many things that you are not supposed to do in Middle-Earth. Chaos promises to ensue! MARY-SUE WARNING! And bashing. Lots of Mary-Sue bashing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
I am John Silver by John Silver fan reviews
What if before he became a cyborg, he had a different name, if he wasn't John Silver?
Treasure Planet - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
To Be found Innocent is the Worst Crime of All by Takada Saiko reviews
Gypsy children have been disapearing all over Paris and Clopin sets out to try to find out what is going on. He finds the children, and more than he ever wanted. Sealed by a deal to save their life, will it cost him his sanity and his very soul?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008
Anatefka by Lady Josephina reviews
A feral child living on an uninhabitted island in the Seine finds her first human friend. The bellringer of Notre Dame. Could he help her find happiness and even a family? Disney version
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
Little Sophia XX A Quasimodo Fanfiction XX HoND by FredGeorgeWazlib reviews
Quasimodo had never really had any contact with people besides his master, Frollo, until he found a young girl asleep in his room one rainy night. He had no idea who she was and had no idea why she was there. Quasimodo didn't know how he should react...
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008
Cruel Christmas by LilyHellsing reviews
17 yr old Jade gets kidnapped by the Dark Hand. She can get her freedom if they get the talismans, but Black refuses it. Thinking that shes uncared for, she remains depressed in the care of villains. Can Valmont save her? JadeValmont.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Valmont, Jade C. - Complete
A Small Gold Hoop by frodoschick reviews
Guess what Esmeralda convinces Pheobus to put in his ear...?
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary Sue by Emerald Tiara reviews
We've all encountered her. We all have many futile attempts of avoidence to our name. We must learn how to defend ourselves. We must fight! discontinued
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Water In Her Hands by frodoschick reviews
Geneviève is a Gypsy girl with a special ability. Clotaldo is her annoying neighbor. Will fate throw them together or drive them apart? -Before, during and after Hunchback of Notre Dame, 1996-
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
Regret: Dudley's Apology by ShutMeintheLoonyBin reviews
The Dursley's have been in their hideout, a beautiful mansion, for a week. However, no one can enjoy it. Vernon can't stop pacing. Petunia can't stop cleaning. Dudley can't stop thinking about the past sixteen years and about himself as a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Enchantment by Jaded Ashes reviews
3 years since the tragic death of Satine, Christian is forced to return to the Moulin Theatre. Awaiting him there is Roxanne. She has fallen for his beautiful words, but will she be able to melt his heart once again? Or will he take drastic measures?
Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Christian, Harold Z.
Within Stone Walls by kamikaze-djali reviews
The clergymen have left the body of Quasimodo's mother at Montfaucon. It's up there with my "Hellboy" fanfic in terms of ickiness. Be warned. Disney's HoND with elements of Victor Hugo.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
The Wedding by FireGoddess528 reviews
Sacajawa and Teddy's wedding.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Theodore Roosevelt, Sacagawea - Complete
Mon Ami by Iaveina reviews
The woven band Esmeralda gave to Quasimodo used to belong to somebody else. Oneshot. Disney
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
Prince WHO? by J.C. Irving reviews
What happens when the Fairy tale/Disney princesses discover that they are ALL married to Prince Charming? Hate, Love, tears, and more-than-archetypal revenge are all in store!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Carved by Octovision reviews
He couldn't change how he was made, but he could change how others were. Quasimodo-centric.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Quasimodo - Complete
Crave by Octovision reviews
What you want is always out of your grasp. Quasimodo/Frollo, slash.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - C. Frollo, Quasimodo - Complete
No More Tears by Schiff Thomas reviews
A little rich kid gets kidnapped by Scaracens and sold as a slave. But what happens when he get rescued by a kind gypsy man. M for slight sexual content in chapter 2 Clopin Movie based
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007
Ransom Notes and Puppet Shows by TheTheatreChick reviews
The daughter of a wealthy Parisian family is kidnapped and held for ransom by the gypsies. Could there be a possible romance in the making between Rochelle and Clopin, or do they just hate each other? R&R please!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Parody by TheTheatreChick reviews
I wrote this about a year ago and never finished it. Who knows? After Ransom Notes and Puppet Shows, I might continue it!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2008
Childhood Insanity by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
A twoshot about Clopin's childhood. Prompted by bubblymuggle of All Things Hunchback. Pure humor, K .
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Great Expectations: In 10 Minutes by Multiploken reviews
A lighthearted parodical simplification of the novel. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007
We're Not In This Together by Lady Murray reviews
Faux-Song-Fic! I wrote this for my school's play this year. HSM is so corny, I had to make fun of it. This is what people in my school would sing if our life was a musical. By the way, I sang the goth girl part. It was awesome. Read and Flame!
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
January 2nd, 1463 by kamikaze-djali reviews
Disney HoND with Frollo and some Quasi. Not a Mary Sue, no romance whatsoever. Please review if you read it, positive and negative reviews accepted with much gratitude.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Quasimodo, Claude F. - Complete
Fairy Tale Reality Check by trixyflixy reviews
A poem about a modern girl caught in a fairy tale world
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Taking Chances by KristinaDelRossiCullen reviews
A cute songfic about how Lily wants to tell James how much she loves him, but is scared. What do you say to jumping off the edge? I say, let's jump. Alone and Taking chances by Celine Dion. WARNING: Sad and Character Death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Heartbreaker by aprimavista reviews
Breaking hearts is nothing new to Logan Reese. But when he's put to the test in order to make it onto the Varsity Basketball team, everything seems to change. ZL
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Zoey B., Logan R.
When Michael's Away, the Boys Will Play by yanks reviews
What will Chase and Logan do with an empty dorm room? I suck at summaries, I know. ChasexLogan Chogan? Slash. Don't like it? Don't read it. R&R please. First story.
Zoey 101 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
The Lion King Randomness by Emzem reviews
DO NOT READ THIS! Nala and Simba play strip-poker, Timon invents a new kind of KFC, Rafiki gets stoned as hell and attempts to kill everyone with a chainsaw and finally Nala has a deathwish...R&R!
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Blind Faith by J.C. Irving reviews
When an orphan girl is left in the belltower to die, he becomes her most unlikely savior...and she teaches him that true beauty is not seen with the eyes but felt with the heart. Movie-Based, but set before Quasi meets Esmerelda. Complete!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Rusted Pearl by eXsTorDiNaRiLy InViSiBlE reviews
Katelyn was a lonely girl in the vast world...wanting to actually be loved by someone...After being molested by a group of older boys, she's dropped off the Brooklyn bridge, only to end up in the hands of a handsome pirate...set after DMC...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,895 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
The Art of Defiance by Sweet Valentine reviews
[Der Glockner von Notre Dame] Esmeralda consists of a strong will and stubborn constitution. She does not shirk at confrontation – she embraces it. She accepts challenge and difficulty and welcomes both with open arms. She’s always been that way.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Yuki and Kakeru's Cooking Adventure! by Forestwater reviews
When Yuki's attempt to make Machi dinner goes horribly wrong, Ayame and Kakeru decide they must save Yuki by teaching him how . . . to cook! Chaos follows. Couples: YukiMachi, a little KyoTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Yuki S., Kakeru M. - Complete
The Bells of Notre Dame by Rose Lillian Marshall reviews
REVISED Disney movie. A young noblewoman named Catherine is coming to Paris to meet Claude Frollo, the man she was promised to since birth. In that time, she meets Quasimodo and a romance blossoms between the two. Give love to Quasimodo, poor guy.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,325 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006
The Boxcar Children Gone Wrong! by armageddon-incarnate reviews
Title says it all. Parody. Sorry, I've mangled it. Jessie as a psychopath kleptomaniac! Benny is fat and stupid! Henry is always angry! And Violet is... just there.
Boxcar Children - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
A Horrible World of Plot Holes and Spelling Errors by ViridianVenus reviews
Fan Fiction. net is inundated with Mary Sues and Author Insertions. It was only a matter of time before the Warners had enough. Rated STRONG teen for language and mild sexual content. Flames welcome!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,780 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Quest for Camelot: The Next Generation by graywolf77 reviews
Kayley and Garrett are kidnapped and it's up to their twin daughters and Devon and Cornwall to rescue them and the world! My very first fic posted here. R&R please! Currently on hiatus.
Quest for Camelot - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Great Expectations Parody by mizzyhead1122 reviews
Revoultions, man haters and big words, oh my! Just a bunch of irrevernt sillyness that occured to me while reading this book a few years ago. ONESHOT
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
Abracadabra by whatapotter reviews
When Harry was seven years old, he and Dudley were invited to a costume party by a girl in their class. While Dudley wanted to be a soldier, Harry wanted to dress up as a Wizard. As you can imagine, that went down well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Mercutio by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Because, lets face it, being with Juliet was statutory rape and it’s about time the world knew that Romeo really wanted Mercutio anyway. SasuNaru AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
God Help the Weirdos by guardian921 reviews
Parody of Disney's God Help the Outcasts from Hunchback of Notre Dame
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Three Years Later by LilyHellsing reviews
Sequel to Outsiders Power. Lavenders third try at a child is rewarded. Kara & Clopin have a child as well. Because of an old enemy, Lav must give her child to Kara to raise. She'll have to choose between her husband or only child.WAY better summary inside
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,045 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Final Drunken Binge? by jacee2u reviews
The wizarding world was on its way to a magnificient war, until Harry Potter found that the last Horcrux was a shot glass that kept refilling itself. HBP Compliant. Rated M for a particularly nasty scene with Umbridge at the Ministry, and Snape and Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Just Between Us by Luv2write4u13 reviews
What happens when our precious younger female Rugrats suffer from separate eating disorders? Whose is discovered and whose only gets worse?
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 48,448 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Kimi F., Lil D. - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by kigen reviews
AU, crossdressing, ZukoSokka. Zuko and Sokka make a bet, which ends up with Sokka in a dress and Zuko as his boyfriend for the day. And it all goes down hill from there.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,791 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Sokka, Zuko
Insanity by Forestwater reviews
Yuki was walking down the hall when he heard voices. He stopped at the door they were coming from. Inside was a group of girls. On the board were the words, Yuki Fan Club. Listening, his eyes grew wide with horror. What will happen now? Insanity, duh! (WARNING: The crackiest of all crackfics)
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Sickness and Sulfur by Samuel L. Mothafuggin Frollo reviews
Another interpretation of the infamous Hellfire sequence. Short, but quite intense. Suggestive language.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006
Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin reviews
What happens when the kings of pranking, Fred and George Weasley, spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with Truth Serum? A day full of true confessions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2006 - George W. - Complete
A Gypsy's Tale by karma67 reviews
Diamanta, a child on the run, stumbles over the Court of Miracles. 7 years later, history begins to repeat itself and she is caught between 2 lovers.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,354 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Complete
Amortentia by whatsinmybox reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER TWO UP! Thanks to all the reviewers Snape and Karkaroff's reunion at Hogwarts was all too brief... but their cold demeanours could not mask the smouldering passion that crackled between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Severus S., I. Karkaroff - Complete
The Bell Ringer by Dostoevsky's Mouse reviews
A Quasimodo poem, naturally.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Quasimodo - Complete
Estella: A Poem by Larek reviews
About the character in 'Great Expections' Read the book first to better understand the poem's meanings.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
The Morning Report by RunningDudeGuy reviews
Who is Simba's real mother? Who is Nala's father? And why does Scar really hate his brother? This is a joke. We apologise for it Cowritten with Erulasse. I need my coffee
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2005
A Mary Sue Parody by ashanta reviews
A group of Mary Sues enter Hogwarts, but find their typical charms and perfections somehow failing to get the reactions they usually warrant. Harry and Ron finally figure out the Sues weakness, with Special Guest Appearance by Hogwarts' Resident Man-Ho.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 6,790 - Follows: 496 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Plight of a Princess by Gaslight reviews
An attempt to get this Mary Sue Monkey off my back. Misspellings, parody, impossible names, and inane canon characters abound!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
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It's a Small World After All reviews
Five HoND fans are in for the adventure of a lifetime. After going to Disney World for a class trip, a ride malfunction launches them into the Disney movie. Chaos is sure to follow as they make their way back home and find love along the way. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,034 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007
We're Not in Lawerence Anymore reviews
After receiving a call from Bobby, Dean and Sam travel to Forks, Washington to investigate a bunch of vampires. Will they be able to succeed? A complete parody; please R&R!
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009
Esmeralda reviews
Disney HoND with the plotline of 20th Century Fox's Anastasia. While the orphan Esme tries to solve her mysterious past and find her family, she takes on the help of the Clopin and Valdemar. But with Frollo in pursuit, it won't be easy. Please R&R
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Esmeralda
Hunchback Idol reviews
What would happen if you combined Fox's top rated reality show with a Disney movie that is highly underated? One word: AMUSEMENT.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009
That's Another Thing reviews
A parody/ranting. Disney based. Basically the characters reacting to how they are treated by the Hunchback of Notre Dame fanbase. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Giddy Euphoria: The Best Kind of Disappointment reviews
Oneshot. Slight AU. Edward and Bella meet in the middle of the forest. But will their intimate, forbidden love last? You might have to look for the humour, but it's there. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas: Hunchback Style! reviews
Songfic oneshot. Title says it all. Basically its the classic song "Twelve Days of Christmas" having its lyrics altered to incorporate HoND elements. Blame the plot bunnies, boredom, and creativity bursts that attack me. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
A Hunchback Christmas reviews
The main characters of HoND are spending Christmas together. Will they put their differences aside? Or will they end up killing each other? Rated T to be safe, some OOC, not meant to be taken seriously. After all, it IS a parody. Oneshot. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008
Bella's Period reviews
Based off a text message I got from my friend. After getting her period, Bella goes to school hoping that everything will remain normal. But what happens when Edward finds out? Will he bite her? Rated T just to be safe. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Columbus Day Dreams reviews
My first Pushing Daisies fanfic. Based on Season 2. Emerson Cod believes that Christopher Columbus was an idiot. What will happen in a dream when Columbus is brought back to life by Ned? No slash, pairings, or Mary Sues. Please R&R!
Pushing Daisies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Complete
Oliver's Lament reviews
After the fateful Quidditch match where Harry falls off his broom, Oliver can't help but be sad. This is his reflection of the match while he takes a shower after the game. Oneshot. No slash, pairings, or Sues. Not too angsty. Rated T for nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Oliver W. - Complete
Spiderleg's Song reviews
Oneshot songfic set before the Power of Three series. As a Gathering is held, Leopardstar informs the Clans of a song Twoleg kits sing frequently. But what happens when Cloudtail makes a connection between the song and Spiderleg? Please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
Marie Sue and the Three Gypsies reviews
A Disney HoND spinoff of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. When Sparkle the Sue enters a Gypsy caravan, what is to become of her? Will her bed be just right? Will her stew be too cold? Please R&R! Rated T for a Mary-Sue and adult refrences. ClopinEsme. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
The Hunchback of Notre Dame Auction reviews
A very random idea I had on the school bus one day. What would happen if a bunch of authoresses wanted to buy HoND merchandise? How much will they bid for Frollo's Hat or for Frollo himself? Rated T for general randomness. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Ned's Rant reviews
Whats the point in coming to school? Half the stuff you learn is never used later in life! Originally written for journalism class. Meant to be funny; no slash, pairings, or Sues.
Ned's Declassified SSG - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Trouble at Notre Dame reviews
Another spoof off a Potter Puppet Pals video. What happens when the Dark Monk Martin Luther starts attacking Notre Dame? Will Clopin, Phoebus, and Esmeralda be able to save the day? Mild violence. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Bothering Frollo reviews
A HoND adaptation of the infamous Potter Puppet Pals! What happens when Clopin and Phoebus feel like bothering the Judge of Paris? I own nothing, R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Feeling Chased reviews
Based off Goodbye Zoey. And it DOES NOT follow Season 4. After hearing Chase's confession via webcam, Zoey finally has to decide whether or not she has feelings for Chase. My first CZ fanfic, so please R&R!
Zoey 101 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Tame the Beast reviews
Disney. After seeing a commercial for Chef Boyardee Ravioli, Belle figures out a new way to break the spell. Complete parody and my first BatB fanfic. Please R&R!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Le Banni Fleur 2: The Beautiful Traitor reviews
Even with Frollo dead, Brielle must avoid his ruthless nephew, Claude. But when Colette arrives to the CoM, Brielle becomes suspicious. Is the new girl really who she claims to be? Or does she carry a secret that could destroy the CoM forever? Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,316 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Far From A Palace, Far From Justice reviews
A descriptive oneshot of the PoJ. Originally for an extra credit project, but I put a HoND spin on it. Rated T for graphic descriptions. No slash, no pairings, no Sues. The second chapter is just describing how my English teacher graded it. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Life of Pi: The Revised Ending reviews
Oneshot of the Life of Pi by Yann Martel. We had to write our own ending to it for English class and I figured I'd put it up on the website! Rated M for explicit violence and gore. Please R&R even if you haven't read the book!
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Broken Glass reviews
When a stained-glass window is broken in Notre Dame, Quasi must decide what to do with the remains. Set before Disney's HoND. Oneshot; no slash, pairings or Sues. Just revolves around Quasi. Give the guy some love! R&R please!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
Crazy for Clopin reviews
What happens when 3 crazy Clopin admirers try to come between the close friendship of Clopin and Esmeralda? Rated T for cat-fighting, randomness, and innuendos. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: CLUE STYLE! reviews
Based off the ever popular board game and the Disney movie. The Archdeacon has been found dead and three brave authoresses need to figure out who did it. Who was it? With what weapon? And where? R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
Build A Zodiac reviews
When Tohru Honda is informed that there's an early dismisal, she hits the mall with Uo-chan and Hana-chan. But what happens when she and other members of the Chinese Zodiac go to Build A Bear Workshop? First FB fanfic. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Tohru H. - Complete
Skate Into My Heart reviews
Based off of Ch. 15 in Le Banni Fleur. After Brielle goes to bed, Quasimodo doesn't know whom he loves more: her or Esmeralda. Will a trio of gargoyles and a dream help him decide? QuasixOC fluff. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Jomeo and Ruliet reviews
Spinoff of Shakespeare's classic love story in modern day. Juliet is a prep while Romeo is an emo. Both attend Verona High. Will differences in their social status allow them to prevail in love? R&R, please!
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
Le Banni Fleur reviews
Disney based. First ever HoND fanfic. She's a total Mary-Sue, so approach with caution. When Brielle escapes her angsty life, she runs away and ends up taking refuge in the CoM. But unlike most Sues, she won't end up with a sexy Gypsy king. QuasiOC. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,390 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete