Gildir
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Joined 08-07-06, id: 1109866, Profile Updated: 02-20-15
Author has written 9 stories for X-overs, Blues Brothers, Superman, Doctor Who, Hot Fuzz, Star Wars, Wonder Woman, Sherlock Holmes, and Silmarillion.

Gildir was born sometime in the second half of the twentieth century, and often feels out of place in the twenty-first. He can do the Vulcan salute with both hands and knows how to say "kingfisher" in both Quenya and Sindarin; amazingly, he actually has some marketable skills as well.

Favorite person: Jesus

Favorite movie: Apollo 13

Favorite author: J.R.R. Tolkien

Favorite food: Pizza

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With Great Interest by Lisse reviews
The Galactic Empire holds its very first state funeral.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Darth Vader, Winona K. - Complete
Not From Here by Tana112 reviews
Inspired by "Blink" Doctor Who s3e10 . Sam meets someone who may understand his origins. R&R.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009
The Phantom Menace Was 200 Years Ago by chaletian reviews
Captain James Kirk meets Crewman Daisy Steiner.
Crossover - Spaced & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by charleygirl reviews
A temporal leak at Bannerman Road results in a strange encounter in Sarah Jane's attic.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
A Mission From God, as told in Haiku by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
Haiku, an ancient form of Japanese poetry, requires a set number of syllables for each line. 5, 7, 5. This is the Blues Brothers Movie, as told in haiku.
Blues Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Accident' implies no one is at fault by Culf reviews
Life on MarsHot Fuzz crossover, because the similarities are to great for no one to do it.Nick and Danny are in a traffic collision and wake up in 1973.
Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007
Funny How the Night Moves by l-dhenson reviews
The little hand says it's 10.34pm.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Counting Sheep by Tawg reviews
[Hot Fuzz] What if Nicholas hadn't survived the robed assult? Danny realises that movies can't cure everything, and is forced to start thinking.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Ode to The Shire by l-dhenson reviews
Why we shouldn't bother packing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
RGB Primer by Enfleurage reviews
Get started on writing your very first RGB fanfic story or brush up on characterization details on the Real Ghostbusters and Janine.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2002
Brothers In Arms by Enfleurage reviews
RGB. One of the Ghostbusters faces his worst fears in the midst of a bust gone bad. Adult language and violence.
Ghost Busters (Real/Extreme) - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2002
Variations on a Theme by Nighthowler reviews
The Seventh Doctor and Ace investigate a temporal anamolyand find more than they bargained for. You've been warned .
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,126 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/19/2002
Triangle Built For Two by Yeoman Prince reviews
In the spring of 1945, the war in Europe is coming to a close. A surprise visit from her family, coupled with Major Trevor having a realization, changes Diana's life forever.
Wonder Woman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,982 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2001 - Published: 10/9/2001
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The Adventure of the Saltonstall Salter reviews
Holmes investigates the mysteriously pointless theft of a saltcellar, which is linked to a beautiful woman, an ancient manuscript, and a dangerous enemy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,301 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Child of Truth reviews
Diana searches desperately for a young woman's lost baby. Set immediately after "Who Killed Myndi Mayer?"
Wonder Woman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
The K Ranch reviews
A day in the life of a young boy bereft of a brother - the same day his brother is arriving at a great temple far, far away.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Christmas Fuzz reviews
December 2006: Three people are on their way to Sandford for Christmas: Danny Butterman, Michael "Lurch" Armstrong, and a man with a red suit and a white beard. Rated T for immaturity, violence, and general "Hot Fuzz"-ness. Now complete.
Hot Fuzz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Dreamers of Beauty reviews
The Sixth Doctor visits Sharon on Unicepter to warn her of an impending invasion. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,512 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Shooting Star reviews
The childless Martha Kent has a series of dreams foretelling a new arrival in her life. Somewhat AU in that it mixes and matches movie and comics elements.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Metropolis 46
Clark Kent interviews Detective Aramus after the death of his partner. Set during Superman: The Movie. Rated T for emotional intensity.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Otorni Luner The Blues Brothers in Númenor reviews
What if the Blues Brothers had lived in Númenor? A crossover poem. Rated T for tragedy, character death.
Crossover - Blues Brothers & Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
February 1, 2003 reviews
An unexpected assortment of fictional characters react to the news of the Columbia tragedy. A series of vignettes.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/20/2006