Author has written 12 stories for CSI, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Wow! You guys actually find me interesting enough to look at my profile? I love ya already! Hows yas doin? I suppose you'd like to know a little bit about me and what I write, am I correct? Yes? Good. All right then, here's some tidbits:
ANNE'S RANDOM FACTOIDS
ARRRGGGHHH!!! REJOICE, YE LAND LUBBERS! IT'S "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!"
Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!
Quote Alert! Quote Alert! My absolute favorite quotes are bolded.
"Who died and made you Darth Vader?!"- My older brother right after we almost had a head-on collision with some dumb people on the road. The quote may have nothing to do with the incident, but hey, it stuck!
"Are you saying you don't like my bling-bling?"- The 12th Doctor, Doctor Who: Time Tales, from DarkerProjects.net (you can get the episodes on iTunes in the Podcast section; the guy they have playing the Doctor is hilarious.)
"Home is where the books are."-Richard Burton
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off." - Gloria Steinem
"It is better to light candles than to curse the darkness."- Adlai Stevenson
"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass."-Maya Angelou
"Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste."- Lucille Ball
"When something can be read without effort, great effort has gone into its writing."-Enrique Jardiel Poncela
"Light the lamp, not the rat!"-Rizzo the Rat (A Muppets Christmas Carol)
"Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves. "-Alan Rickman (Dogma)
"Rape you? I couldn't rape you if I tried; I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll."-Alan Rickman (Dogma)
Sandurz: Sir, you're needed on the bridge.
Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb. -Spaceballs