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Joined 08-08-06, id: 1110186, Profile Updated: 10-21-16
Author has written 11 stories for Kim Possible, Katawa Shoujo, Love Hina, and Haruhi Suzumiya series.

Quis custodiet ipso custodes.

Sometimes I write stories.

Caveat: Sometimes it takes me YEARS to update a story. Sorry, but that's just how it goes. I guess it wouldn't be so terrible if people didn't constantly send me PM's begging me to update :D

I wish someone would write a good Love Hina/Grisaia no Kajitsu fusion. I think this would work:

Motoko = Yumiko Kitzune = Amane Su = Makina Shinobu = Sachi Naru = Michiru (Well, technically they're both tsunderes)

I currently have plotted out a fanfiction for The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, but I haven't started writing it yet. It's a KyonXKyonko (how does that work?) That's why I'm holding off on it. I have, for some reason, written the prologue of this story. I'm not positive that it's any good. I'm positive it stinks. I'll leave it up anyway.

Update: 22/10/16 - I am on a semi-hiatus from writing due to a variety of real world commitments (work, weight training, Japanese classes... and of course trying to spend time with my wife).

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A Pataki Christmas Carol by Ajay435 reviews
By the Christmas of her sixteenth year, circumstances have left Helga bitter and cold. Can a visit from three familiar Christmas ghosts help Helga to see the error of her ways and change her future for the better? Rated T for mild language and character death.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,383 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Helga - Complete
The Club by Polkahotness reviews
I never thought life without Olga would cause so many problems for me. After all, out of everybody I knew, I was probably the only one with just cause enough to want her gone. Now that she was, everything was up in the air, including my relationship with Arnold. Could a view from Mighty Pete shed light on what I'd lost; or help me lose Arnold forever? *rated M for serious themes
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,845 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 7/8/2016 - [Helga, Arnold] Olga - Complete
The Elevator by American HOT Fender reviews
It certainly wasn't how Helga Shortman had planned to spend her day. Trapped in an 8x7 space with her soon to be ex-husband. 1 elevator, 2 people, 6 hours. Will they kill each other or rekindle their love? COMPLETE!
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,042 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Sensation of Falling by Reinamy reviews
Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,010 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
Third Year Rumble by Amity33 reviews
What do you do when a favorite manga doesn't end the way you want it to? Why, write up your own ending of course! Or better yet - a continuation. Although it doesn't look like it, it is an M-rated story, or will be eventually.
School Rumble - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 214,156 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Kenji H., Eri S. - Complete
Angela On The Couch by Aiyta reviews
Dr Helga Pataki, 24-year-old college graduate, faces her first challenge as PS118's new child psychologist – counselling Angela Sanderson, the very mirror image of Helga's younger self.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,561 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Shattered Souls by writerzero reviews
Kim is happily dating someone. Ron is learning how to deal with it. Then chance encounters between him and Shego start to occur. They each bear secrets they have never shared. Secrets that define who they are.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,874 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
Wonderwall by Apple Syder reviews
Helga G. Pataki is back after a 7 year absence, and, much to everyone's shock, she seems...grown up. Nice. Well, at least nicer. To everyone but Arnold, that is. Arnold, angry that she likes everyone but him and convinced that no one should dislike him, sets out to change her mind and MAKE her like him.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,674 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Arnold, Helga
Vandread: Hearts Desire by IdiAmeanDada reviews
Hibiki Tokia is feeling underappreciated by most of the ladies on board the Nirvana, and over-appreciated by one in particular. As he seeks solitude, he is presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. Will he take it? What will the consequences be if he does?
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Vandread - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - [Belldandy, Keiichi M.] [Hibiki T., Dita L.] - Complete
Later by Durandall reviews
In his thirties, Kyon has lived a life different from the one he anticipated. He hasn't seen Haruhi in almost fifteen years. How much has changed in that time? How much is still the same? What does it mean for both of them when they meet again?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
The Coin by Muphrid reviews
In which the ever-enthusiastic brigade chief realizes her powers...thanks to the high price of a can of Coca-Cola.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,824 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Haruhi S. - Complete
The Anagram of Suzumiya Kurumi by kurushi reviews
The trauma that I am talking about is that of my energetic, paranoid, manic, unstoppable mother, who taught me almost from the day of my birth about time travellers, ESPers, aliens, magicians, yakuza, vengeful gods, and sliders.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,376 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Haruhi S., Mikuru A. - Complete
Love Hina: Battles of the Heart by Drake Boz reviews
After the battle to free herself from her arranged marrage to Keitaro, Motoko finds herself doubting her victory and her feelings. Meanwhile Naru still can't admit her feelings and the other girls want Keitaro. REUPLOADED. Contains some action and drama
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,945 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Keitaro U., Motoko A. - Complete
Salted Nut Rolls by Commander reviews
It would be a daunting enough task to tutor the weird girl with the bizarre hair and bizarre fashion sense even if you had never actually met her. It was downright scary to tutor that girl and know that, at least once, she had been in love with you. A/H
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,601 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
Hajime no Keitaro by Cizzymac reviews
Love Hina Hajime no Ippo crossover! Keitaro, tired of feeling abused and unconfident, meets a group of professional boxers that may have a solution. But the road is hard, and paved with pain. Can Keitaro reach his goals? Rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fighting Spirit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,495 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Stolen Lives by Bubbahotek reviews
After Ron's selection into the Pro Football hall of fame. He sits down with a writer to tell the difinitive story of what really happened to Middleton in the dark days following the failed Lorwardian invasion. I do not own Kim Possible or other Characters
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 189,795 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Ron S., Monique
That Darned Cat by Tezza1502 reviews
Just an odd little 'What If' that I've had floating around on my computer. The title explains the subject somewhat. Not to be taken seriously at all! Just sit back, and enjoy the sillyness...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,490 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Patiently by Davner reviews
He promised he'd wait for her. Now, eight years later, an unbalanced Keiichi Morisato is about to meet his destiny.
Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,620 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Keiichi M., Belldandy - Complete
The Human Element by NoobFish reviews
Ron is trapped along with Shego when the lair came down around them. They talk while waiting for help to arrive and Ron learns a little more about Shego. Completed.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,516 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Shego - Complete
The Blade & the Bloom by NMR68 reviews
An ancient prophecy leaves Ron and KP facing some hard truths.Shego finds herself in a real sitch while some new faces and old stories come to light. Swords, guns, sex, violence and naked skydiving.What more do you want?Rated a solid M. COMPLETE
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 134,854 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
About a Ron by yvj reviews
Kim and Ron have long since broken up and after a bad relationship and a few months apart. Ron tries to resume their friendship, only to discover that there are still fireworks.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,356 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Ronicus ad Porta by Mr. Wizard reviews
Long before Ronicus the Gladiator, there was Ronicus the Junior Cadet Tribune. Can his skill and courage,and that of his companion the Masked Warrior of Mystery, stand before Rome's greatest enemy? Epilogue, a hero honored.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,654 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Second Chances by VRWC reviews
Ron loses the one he loves and Bonnie's prince turns into a frog, and then they run into each other.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Bonnie R., Ron S. - Complete
The Ebb and Flow of Things by The Wonk reviews
This is my take on what would of happened if Keitaro and Motoko did get married. It's dramatic, it's pretty sad, and messed up. Read on if you wish. Reviews are welcomed. Oh, and it does get some graphic, so if you're sensitive, don't read this.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,363 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006
A Different Life by crosseyedbutterfly reviews
AU that starts before the anime or manga. A forced engagment, random turtle demons, throw in some new characters, plus an explination of several people's pasts...well... guess you'll have to read it and see...CHAPTER 23 UP. Fini.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 372,344 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/29/2006 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Complete
Steel Rose by Random1377 reviews
After a chance encounter with her sister, Motoko modifies the way her life is led. Her decision creates ripples of change at the Hinata Sou that no one, least of all Motoko, could have anticipated. Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,688 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Aishite, Love Me by DeuceTrick reviews
A Shinobu and Keitaro romance fic, with a subtle twist.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,056 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Complete
Nacho Boy and the Dragon Lady by MrDrP reviews
Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable, both 30 years old, have never met. Until now. Can a bitter Type A scientist and a goofy Bueno Nacho restaurant manager find happiness together? [COMPLETE]
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,053 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Ribbons/Hair/Never/There by Heidi Patacki reviews
Helga and Arnold meet at Eugene's wedding, ten years after the cruel circumstances that split them apart. Helga reveals a secret, and its not what you may think.
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 10/19/2001
UNION by G-Go reviews
The epic sequel to REUNION is now complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 251,901 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Legends by nivremous reviews
COMPLETED! My Fourth Fanfic. Alternate History: The revelation of 700 years old tragedy of lost love. Love Hina set upon the early Japanese feudal era. Samurais, the struggle between the Shogunate Bakufu and the Imperial family, and the Mongol invasion
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,137 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
Loss and Redemption by hawker-748 reviews
Another take on "What if Keitaro and Motoko were forced to marry?" COMPLETED
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,499 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
Last Dance with Shinobu chan by Project Pegasus reviews
**COMPLETE** How does the rest of the Hinata Sou react when Shinobu-chan asks Keitaro to take her to her graduation dance? What are Shinobu's motives? How will Naru keep from showing her true feelings to Keitaro? What are Keitaro's motives?
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,711 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Shinobu M., Keitaro U. - Complete
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One Thousand Cranes reviews
When Keitaro and Motoko lose their duel with Tsuruko, they are forced into a sham marriage that Keitaro wants to end. Unfortunately Keitaro didn't realize that for Motoko there was only one way out.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,317 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/2/2016 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.]
Shipwrecked reviews
A pleasure cruise turns into disaster as Keitaro finds himself shipwrecked on a deserted island with the one girl that he's certain wants to kill him.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.]
Kyonko no Densetsu reviews
Tortured and abused, Kyonko seeks to escape from under the thumb of a deranged God who keeps destroying reality. A chance presents itself and she finds herself thrown into an alternate dimension where the only person she can rely on is... a male version of herself? KyonXKyonko
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Kyon, OC]
It's your guys fault that senpai doesn't notice me! reviews
Shinobu Maehara, perpetual wallflower and leader of the "a-cup angst" trio is facing down her sweet sixteen birthday with no hope of love, romance, or even perverted managers trying to sample the goods. Is there anything she can do to get her beloved senpai to notice her? Is there anything Kaolla Su won't do in the name of science? A battle of "epic proportions" is about to ensue!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,630 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Keitaro U., Shinobu M., Kaolla S.
In Memorium reviews
Sometimes promises don't guarantee a happy ending. When tragedy strikes a certain bespectacled dorm manager a much older Motoko Aoyama and her friend Kaolla Su go on one last adventure to save Keitaro. Will the lonely samurai again make the choice to follow the sword, or will she instead choose to follow her heart? It all depends on what she remembers...
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2015 - [Keitaro U., Motoko A.] Kaolla S. - Complete
Katawa Shoujo: Rumbling Hearts reviews
In a fit of anger and confusion Hanako screamed at Hisao and cut her friends out of her life. Ten years later, the ripples of this event are still felt among three former friends. Separated by years and distance, fate sets events in motion that brings them all together again and presents an opportunity for friendship, and perhaps even love, to take root again.
Katawa Shoujo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,598 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Hisao N., Hanako I., Lilly S.] Akira
Cupid Has Crappy Aim reviews
Kim is dating Eric much to the chagrin of one love struck sidekick. However an unexpected opportunity presents itself and Ron screws up his courage for the confession of a life time. Too bad he gave it to the wrong girl.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,459 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 7/4/2007 - [Ron S., Bonnie R.] Kim P., Yori
Blind Monkey reviews
Ron Stoppable comes through at the last minute for Kim again. This time however he's lost his sight and his way. Now blinded, and torn between the love of two beautiful women he tries his best to save a young life and become the man he was meant to be.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,929 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007
Of the Proper Feeding and Care of Kim Possible reviews
Ron and Kim's relationship is in trouble because Ron can't get it into his head that the perfect girl isn't too perfect to be with him. Things are looking dire until a concerned party steps in give Ron the push he needs to keep his girl.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,287 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Ron Stoppable, Ultimate Monkey Master reviews
A terrible indiscretion splits Team Possible at the worst possible time. With no friends left, Ron Stoppable must turn to his greatest enemies in order to claim the mantle of Ultimate Monkey Master and stave off destruction of the universe. RONGO!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 203,734 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - [Ron S., Shego] Kim P. - Complete
Friendly Fire reviews
When Kim uses Josh as part of her plan to get back at Ron, Josh takes it hard and finally starts to realize that sometimes you just need to let go of things, especially if you want a second chance. Side story to "Ron Stoppable: Ultimate Monkey Master"
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2006 - [Josh M., Tara] - Complete
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