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Joined 08-08-06, id: 1110294, Profile Updated: 08-19-10
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Hellsing, and Naruto.

Hello, traveler, and welcome to my page. I'm afraid I have given up the world of fanfiction in favor of more original exploits, but I do enjoy reading the creations of others. Most of my works are from a time of youth and ignorance, thus prompting my displeasure because of new-found maturity and experience. Perhaps, one day, I shall post something more worthy of others' pleasure, but for now I am done. If you would like to browse my previous stories, feel free to scroll down: they remain alert for your perusal. If your interest so happens to be piqued, simply click the 'homepage' button and you will be brought to my deviantArt account, which I more frequently inhabit.

Thank you for your time and your kind words.

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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14077 - Favs: 8,877 - Follows: 8,452 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Naruto: Ninja Burger Chronicles by Kaori reviews
We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else! Now with 62% more sulfur and brimstone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 63,687 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Team Seven
Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Power of the Press by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Draco Malfoy was the first to discover the Fanfic Writers--and their startling power to alter his reality. He was not the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,014 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 12/31/2008
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4440 - Favs: 10,343 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Keep Breathing, Darling by regenerate reviews
#13-why can't i just save you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/21/2008
Time Changes by SapphireNight reviews
Padfoot and Prongs take a step through time, right into Harry's 5th year. What will happen when these two trouble makers become intertwined with the reality of the well worn pages of the book. Comedy, angst, pranks and drama. Newly recontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,084 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
Scissors by BEN-Beyond the Elusive Nomads reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Twhylight by Tprinces reviews
After containing a small ghoul outbreak in a local video store, Seras convinces Alucard to spend a night watching a nice movie. However, no amount of monsters could prepare them for the horror that they had stumbled upon.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Alucard - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken by AkaYukiBloodySnow reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Alucard Gets Scrooged by Metropolis Kid reviews
I wanted to do a special story for Christmas. Title pretty much says it all. A Hellsing Christmas Carol Parody. Rated T for swearing. Hope you'll enjoy. AxS pairing.
Crossover - Charles Dickens & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Run, Girl Run! by Metropolis Kid reviews
Poor Seras goes into heat, and now everyone's after her. A spoof on all the Seras parings out there. The first chapter's not that funny, but it picks up after that. Epilogue added!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,937 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Seras - Complete
Mind Games by wild-filly reviews
REPOSTED! Finally back after unexpected deletion. Yagami Raito had considered many possibilities arising from using the Death Note, but being handcuffed to a certain sugar reliant insomniac, and all that this entailed, was not among them... Raito/L.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,067 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/21/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Damn Good Life by fowl68 reviews
Naruto had teased Sasuke a bit about the slight, barely noticeable wrinkles beginning to appear around his eyes. He'd gotten the glare that had never really had an effect on him in the first place in response. NaruSasu and some mentioned ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 4 NejiTen by Midnight Memories reviews
My contribution for I.Heart.Hatake.Kakashi's 'Ten for NejiTen' Prompt challenge! Proudly first to complete said challenge! Woot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,374 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
For the Sake of Variety by AngieWhite reviews
The Akatsuki leader realises the importance of team work and orders the members to swicth partners with each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Hidan and Kakuzu's Wonderful Adventure Like Thing by CloudsAreFluffie reviews
It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sleep by silverpen18 reviews
Gaara falls in love with Naruto for something he can't help. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Chronicles of Voldemort by CalixB reviews
Ever imagine what Voldemort's personal life was like? Well look no farther. Chronicles of Voldemort provides you with all the information you ever wanted to know about your favorite dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Not Another Girl by mslcat reviews
First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 204,782 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Morning Hardships by Nightsmoke reviews
I just couldn't resist. Implied AxI at the end, very slight.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The Soapies by Sovrani reviews
A series of Soap Opera episodes, starring the Artemis Fowl characters. New chapter is up! R&R!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,792 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007
The Stupidest Things Team Gai Have done by Ally1313 reviews
Team Gai has kept VERY busy over the timeskip. And I've been VERY busy writing about it. Insanity to no end. Don't read if you value your sanity. Chapter 22- Drabbles Galore! Don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,003 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Gai M., Neji H.
How Tobi SingleHandedly Defeated the Akatsuki by ChenaChan reviews
What would be a normal day at the Akatsuki headquarters? Imagine... Giant shark tanks, broken sculptures, pissed off Akatsuki members, and a pink apronclad Tobi. Yes, indeed. All about Tobi and his little antics. Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Obito U./Tobi
Ask Tobi by LoneCard reviews
Yes, the 'Good boy' is here to ask your questions! Anything you wanna know. ANYTHING! Rated T because I said so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,553 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6933 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Marauders' School of Magic by Nautica Dawn reviews
Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood...the names go on. The heroes of the war disappeared seven years ago, and now secrets are being revealed as a new school for witchcraft and wizardy opens up. [HHr, DLL, NL, GP][Book 7] [Fin]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,000 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Spiders by ItsTeotwawki reviews
ONE SHOT...The secret thoughts of Seras Victoria regarding the little eight legged fiends....Or maybe not so secret thoughts...Rated for language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Shelter by Scape Goat reviews
The greatest shelter is never found within four walls, nor hidden behind locked doors, but in the warmth of an embrace. Anderson x Seras
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Alexander, Seras - Complete
Paint Against Skin by Cella N reviews
It’s not about the thrill of getting caught what moves them, but the creativity. SAKURA. SAI. 20 truths the world never knew about Sakura and Sai. And some that were speculated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
D and the Laundry Demon by noble silver dagger reviews
Hey, even a dhampir has do laundry sometime, right?
Vampire Hunter D - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Schraubenförmig by Ryukon reviews
Sera's behavior is suddenly taking a drastic plunge. Everyone watches in worry with Integra displeased. Despite himself, Alucard steps in to help...but is it enough? Or had he already lost? Complications arise when outside forces preys upon his fledglig.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,884 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006
Ron and Hermione: A through Z by ronandmion4ever reviews
One drabble for every letter of the alphabet, featuring our favorite ship, Ron and Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
More Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of bizarre ficlets and minifics. Character interviews, Debates, what it scenarios, and of course the usual outragously funny stories. Expect some major OOCness in some parts. Reviews would be appreciated, even if they are flames.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,602 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006
The Truth Of Fairy Tales by Sovrani reviews
Basically a random fic pointing out the problems in fairy tales. READ IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! Starring characters from the Artemis Fowl and Harry Potter fandom. NEW CHAPTER: Little Red Riding Hood. On hold AGAIN.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,766 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007
Disneyland by Bastila reviews
Hellsing goes on a jaunt to the Happiest Place on Earth. Why? We don't know. We don't care. Snappy, unrelated scenes for you to partake of.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Things Not To Do In Middle Earth by Stargazing BasketCase reviews
There are some things you just don't do...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007
I'll Stop If You Stop! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
HogwartsInstantMessaging by NIKE Goddess of Victory reviews
some HpGw and RwHg and SfOC.... the gang plays pranks and plots evily on their new computers and chat on their new cell phones! unknown to them, Dumbledore knows whats happening and laughing his head off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,732 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Hermione G.
The New Recruit by Agent HUNK reviews
The Hellsing Organization has slowly rebuilt itself after the Incognito fiasco. But the fools working there will probably tear it down. And the threat of Millenium is no help, either.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 36,182 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,674 - Reviews: 5960 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Paper Bag by Oricon reviews
Answer to the Paper Bag Challenge on Fictionalley. Oneshot. Snape challenges Harry to find his way out of a paper bag. Hilariousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Paper Bag Competition by Green Eggs and Ham reviews
James and Sirius try to prove themselves by fighting their way out of a paper bag, which ends up being more difficult than they may have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/29/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Out of a Paper Bag by Sylvia Snape reviews
As Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, Snape can't help but feel a tiny bit skeptical of Harry's fighting abilites. Can Harry fight his way out of a paper bag?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Detention Essays by Glastea reviews
The teachers have run out of good ideas...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Notes! by JacquelineHyde114 reviews
James, Sirius, Remus, and occasionally Peter, as all best friends do, write notes to pass the time! No point really, just fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Sirius B., Sirius B.
Integra's 38th Birthday by mslcat reviews
Its that time again. The Queen is demanding that Integra get married and provide an heir. So of course she holds a ball for Integra. But Integra's choice will destroy all of England. For this sin, someone must die. Story is now COMPLETE.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,043 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Complete
Switched by TeenTypist reviews
Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,565 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not Again by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Legolas
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
At the Rivendell Internet Cafe by Fennelseed reviews
The respectable members of the Fellowship get on the web and are shocked--shocked, I tell you!--to discover slash fiction about themselves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
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The Hellsing Files reviews
There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 17,279 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007
Shinies reviews
Why DOES Hidan wear his Jashin necklace? No one has ever known for sure... until now! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Girl Problems reviews
Artemis is surfing the internet one day when suddenly a popup… er… pops up. The resulting fiasco has Butler and Juliet on the floor in hysterical laughter, and has Artemis delivering several Glares of Death. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Thestrals reviews
Luna tells about her feelings for her dead mother, and what really happens when she sees the thestrals at the Hogwarts gate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
What Happened to Binns reviews
What REALLY happened when Binns died? No one knew... until now!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - C. Binns - Complete
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