LittlePsychoWolf
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Joined 08-08-06, id: 1110325, Profile Updated: 02-15-13
Author has written 8 stories for Redwall, and StarTrek: Other.

"You really need to autograph everything you give me, cos really, someday you'll be in a little white straightjacket with zero mobility and you shan't be able to do so."

-My friend Christie, who is really just as deranged as I am.

According to the editor, I last updated this profile in December 2009.

As of now, February 2013, I am a junior in college, studying biology (or, as I call it, majoring in Hey! Look at this Animal! with a minor of Hey! Look at this Plant!). This results in my getting instantly enamoured of anything alive and being interesting, and being prone to shouting "SCIENCE!" at random intervals.

I am a Trekkie, Browncoat, Whovian, novice Dungeon Master, and a member of many other fandoms (Battlestar Galactica, Buffy, and Avatar: the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra among them) without cute collective nouns. I got into fanfiction through the Redwall series in my first year of high school, which started off my whole career as an Internet writer and made me some now truly beloved friends.

I am American, but I am also an inveterate Anglophile, so you may often see British English spellings and such idioms as I feel comfortable enough using.

My older Redwall fics are probably going to remain in cryogenic stasis as far as I can tell... but we'll see. I'm currently working on a Star Trek AU fic based on my Star Trek Online experiences, and I write a crapload of Forgotten Realms things which may someday be posted here.

I rarely, if ever, use my LiveJournal anymore, ever since I discovered Facebook and Tumblr (the latter of which also contains my writing, photography, and excited flailing, and can be found here). It's also come down with a case of spammers, many of whom post in Russian and perplex me. (I can read, write, and speak English and some French.)

Allons-y!

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The Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn by Good Queen Vold reviews
Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn
Scarytails Can Come True by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Fairytales as retold by Mossflower's vermin to their offspring. Rated T because ... well, have you SEEN the really old fairytales? The really old ones, which still have all the blood and gore. These are all based on real fairytales. Read with lights on ..
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 10/25/2007
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
Redwall Dating Game by Kelaiah reviews
A Gameshow where Redwall characters find dates with each other! PLEASE READ & REVIEW! CHP 4 UP!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,241 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2007
The Mossflower Mary Sue Showdown by Oreramar reviews
The Sues are back! This show brought to you by Kalyn the squirrel and Aelin the otter. This time: the cliches pile up and there's trouble underground. Last time: it's squirrel vs. squirrel times two , and there's plotting in the shadows.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,759 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008
Everyone's Favorite Talk Show by warrior4 reviews
Another Sue, another show. Kelaiah, Arawolf, Kayln, Rector, Kris, Aelin, Kit, and Minty all doing what they do best. All alter egos used with permission.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/2/2008
A Love Deeper than the Sea by Good Queen Vold reviews
Rose remembers her one true love. Will melt your heart!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
The Insanities by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
My rat alter ego tests her mettle with her own Redwall-based talk show. Have we learned nothing?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008
The Harry Potter 'Ships Log by SmileVampy reviews
A bunch of shorts poking fun at every HP slash and het relationship known to mankind... and perhaps some not known. Ch. 8 Oh Rinny? Yeah Rinny! No Wai! R&R, plzkthx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/4/2005
Fall From Grace: From Sue to Sue Slayer by Pen of Anthromorph reviews
Parody...sort of. When a Sue and a Stu are shown the error of their ways, they are sucked into a plot to weed all of their freakish brothers and sisters out of Mossflower, with a little help from a Stu traitor...and several Sue and Stu rejects!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,706 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Surviving the Sues by storiewriter reviews
Redwall has fallen, Mossflower is being overrun, and the Mary Sues doing it are almost unstoppable. The only resistance left is the Secret SueSlayer Society of Salamandastron, and their strength dwindles with each passing season. How can they win this?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,742 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Linwe Seregon Swifteye by Kelaiah reviews
[PARODY] It was just another day at the abbey Song was the Abbess, Dann was the Champion, everything was going fine. Then the Marlfoxes mysteriously come back to life, and a beautiful squirrel with everchanging fur comes knocking at the Main Gates.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/16/2007
Just Like The 'FairyTails' by Defying.Expectations reviews
Nevva Winter persuades Mark Dimond to help her ‘stop’ Saint Dane, and then converses with ‘Andy Mitchell’ about ‘fairy-tails’. For fanfic50, prompt twentyfour, fantasy.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Nevva W., Saint Dane - Complete
After The Fall by Ceres Wunderkind reviews
What will Lord Asriel and Mrs Coulter do now that they are dead?
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Another Day on Patrol by Chris7221 reviews
Oneshot. A short story about a Long Patrol sub and its encounter with a vermin raider. Rated T for violence and to be safe. Please R&R.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Palmistry by Limelight reviews
Witches are born without lifelines. [Serafina Pekkala and Lee Scoresby and mortality]
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
An Easy Decision by SmileVampy reviews
Severus had come unannounced, with the frantic, terrifying news that the Dark Lord had it in for Lily and her family. But he had also come with a proposition. What if? Oneshot. Implied SSLE. Read and review, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Ashleg Chronicles by Clouded Horizon reviews
The ongoing tale of Ashleg, the pine marten. Of his fight for acceptance in Noonvale, the war with the terrifying horde of the Owlrider, and most of all Ashleg's journey to accepting himself. COMPLETE!
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,207 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Land across the Sea by Ladyofthebookworms reviews
If Mossflower is based on The British isles, and Green Isle is Ireland, then what if you sailed to America? Plot is slight, but there if you look closely
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,778 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Complete
Once Upon A Midnight Dreary by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
An ode to truly godawful Redwall lemons. Potentially controversial, mild bad language, extremely disturbing imagery. Flames will be ignored and deleted if anonymous.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Regression by Traxer reviews
A strange rabbit is found in Mossflower and regression begans. As a Redwall recorder watches and writes, something begans to spread amoung the Abbeybeasts... Updated: Part 4: Conclusion
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006
From Eavesdropping to Escape by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
The real reason Dingeye and Thura left the Corpsemakers. Contains slash, thankfully for most readers not primarily between D&T. Full warnings inside, please read them.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
In Blood by SasukeBlade reviews
Redwall, built of sacrifices. [Oneshot]
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Guardian Angel Romsca by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
When Romsca died in Pearls of Lutra, it looked like she had become a Reformed Vermin. Does that mean she goes to the Happy Place where only good woodlanders get to go? Well, yes, sort of...but before that, she has to become...a guardian angel first...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Complete
Kinky, Dinky, and Dock by SmileVampy reviews
A thankless job, an overbearing wife... ah, the domestic woes of Dobby the house elf... The title will make sense when you read it Reviews are appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2005
Happiness Comes in Tupperware Containers by SmileVampy reviews
It's summer vacation, during the Marauder years. When a hyperactive, geographically confused Lucius arrives at your door to initiate some holiday festivities... what's a Snape to do? Slightly fluffy oneshot. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2641 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 401 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Divergence reviews
AU delving into one of the universes from the TNG episode "Parallels," where the Cardassian Occupation never happened, as seen through the eyes of my Star Trek Online character. Really just alternate-historical musings from a Niner with a bit of a Cardassian fixation.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
Eye Of The Beholder reviews
A young weasel, living at Redwall, is tormented by strange dreams; meanwhile, Russano's son flees Salamandastron after a terrible accident. As old enemies resurface, the fates of all are called into question.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,645 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Eater Of The Dead reviews
Oneshot. A white fox in the horde of Gulo the Savage is driven mad by the unnatural warmth of the strange land he arrives in. His cave is dark and cold, and his own horde keeps him company. He could not stand the heat of their bodies when they lived...
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
The Bonus Show reviews
Also titled "Who Gave The Audience Pitchforks And Torches In The First Place?" Adapted from a thoroughly silly little script I wrote for Kelaiah, based on his "Blue Moon" talk-show fic, where canon characters deal with Sues. Nonsensical, yes, but amusing.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Arawolf Beechclaw, Sueslayer Extraordinaire reviews
[PARODY] In which my brave marten alter ego embarks on a quest to save Mossflower from being conquered by the Sues. Reviews appreciated. Companion fic to Linwe Seregon Swifteye by my good pal Kelaiah.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
The Destiny Of Icecloud Lunareye reviews
[PARODY] A little Sue oneshot I wrote to try and get myself back into writing my bigger parody, Arawolf Beechclaw, Sueslayer Extraordinaire, but I ended up working my current obsession into the ending anyway. Angst 'cause it's a Suefic. Yeah. Enjoy.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
The Shadowtide reviews
A stoat is shanghaied into Salamandastron's secret army: a small group of reformed vermin who slip into attacking hordes and act as assassins and spies. Rated for some gory parts & character deaths.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
One Night In A Storm reviews
A little oneshot for my friend Kelaiah... two of his Mary Sues meet up on a stormy night and trade their tales of angst. Full summary and disclaimer inside.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete