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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

About the Author:

Graduate student

Perpetually tired potato.


About Certain Dark Things:

Certain Dark Things is an AU retelling of the original Harry Potter series, in which Harry Potter is born a girl and later Sorted into Slytherin House. The book covers the original seven years and beyond, featuring a magical Britain that has succumbed to a silent coup. The fragments of Voldemort's soul have gained their own sentience, their own agendas, and have their own methods for attaining power. Facing insurmountable odds in a world that has already lost the war, Harriet must find allies in new places, form new friendships, and learn skills that will let her persevere against more than one version of the same Dark Lord who killed her family.

The "M" rating is for language and darker themes.

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Certain Dark Things: IN PROGRESS (Now in Year 3)


About The Theory of Magic:

The story for The Theory of Magic progresses through all seven years of Harry Potter's time at Hogwarts, with every year diverging farther from the events depicted in canon. The plot centers mainly around the life of an original character named Delphinia "Fi" Dullahan and the bonds she forms with both Severus Snape and Harry. I strive to create realistic characters with plausible motives, so some canon characters may have elements of "OoC" personalities, and there are several original characters besides Fi herself with fleshed out backgrounds and histories.


- The Theory of Magic: ON HOLD (Now in Year 2)


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Satis by Eiserne reviews
Integra dies, only to wake up in the past, as a fifteen-year-old. AxI.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,219 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [Integra, Alucard] Seras
Gorthauro Estel by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
What if Sauron had not fled? In which Sauron takes Eonwe's advice and returns to Valinor to face judgment for his deeds.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,210 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sauron, OC] Aulë, Eönwë
Skin Deep by Epilachna reviews
Thranduil knows better than any that beauty is only skin deep, but what does he believe lies underneath? Early Third Age and beyond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 61 - Words: 214,709 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Haldir, Celeborn, Thranduil, OC - Complete
Tales of Light and Ash by Cyrulan reviews
The hearts of Men are so easily corrupted. A single temptation is the gateway to ruin. The hearts of Men are so easily healed. A single kindness is the gateway to love. Thranduil/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,911 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Thranduil, OC]
saltkin by slexenskee reviews
Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Unintentional Inveiglement by onecelestialbeing reviews
Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 552,819 - Reviews: 4241 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 1/5/2020 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
No Journey's End by laventadorn reviews
AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet has to navigate a path to adulthood in the shadow of war. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,570 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 10/7/2016
There is no peace, saith the Lord, unto the wicked by Prunus padus reviews
Minerva McGonagall clears out the headmaster's office after Severus Snape's death. This three-shot explores his character through the eyes of a teacher who knew him nearly all of his life. Can she forgive him? And can she forgive herself? Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 597,993 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 5/23/2016 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6560 - Favs: 11,315 - Follows: 8,689 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Intercourse between the living and the dead by MillieJoan reviews
He is here forever, and marking time was never going to change that, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,960 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Certain Dark Things reviews
Harriet Potter has always been odd. Between having a shadow that moves on its own and chatting with snakes in the garden, learning she's a witch really isn't the strangest thing that's happened to the bespectacled girl with a lightning scar on her neck. [Fem!Harry, Slytherin!Harry, AU Retelling]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 134 - Words: 420,605 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 12/1/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., OC
The Theory of Magic reviews
A cursed hedge witch applies for a position at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Nothing is ever the same again. (Now in Year 2).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,880 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/16/2018 - [OC, Severus S.] Harry P., Hermione G.