Paladeus
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Joined 08-09-06, id: 1110582, Profile Updated: 04-25-16
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hidy hidy! Paladeus here.

7/21/2015 - So, update for everyone who has been asking. I've been unable to write anything but drabbles for the last couple of years since I've been crazy busy. I know that sounds like a ridiculous explanation, but there you go. I'm back, I'm going to be writing. I have several things I've started in what was essentially a "Notepad" text editor, and most of it was a series of individual scenes and read like it was written by someone with ADD, ADHD and had an evil friend with a laser pointer who likes to treat the author like a dog/cat and distract them. Ergo, they won't be posted, but I'll be writing again and posting soon. Look below at future story ideas to see what I'm working on. Pride will still be my focus. Might go to "Ambitious" before going back to "Darkened Paths", though. It'd be an epic, however, meaning likely not. o.o

04/25/2016 - Update the second. Due to health issues, I've been away since my almost-year-ago promise to come back. Yay. Anyway, if everything goes well, I should be stable and writing again in 2-ish months - Kevin

Pairings: Naruto and Hinata, Harry and Hermione are the only pairings that matter (though I've recently become a fan of Harry/Hermione/Luna and Naruto/Hinata/Ino.) I cannot stand stories where those girls are not with those boys, no matter what else happens.

I hope to become the ultimate authority on Lunar Harmony (Harry/Hermione/Luna) stories by writing more than anyone else, maintaining quality, and number of stories.

Wanna know anything that I don't put on here? Well, alright, but just ask. E-mail up top.

Contacts via messenger are Paladeus@Gmail.com and Paladeus_Reborn@Hotmail.com on MSN or Windows Messenger and Skype (If you message me on Skype, say it was from here or I'll assume you're another of those spam bots that keep finding me and, forewarning, I'm rarely on it where I can chat.)

If you want to save/download any stories on FFN, ficwad, Adultfanfiction.net, HPFanFicArchive.net and others, I'd recommend going to: fanfictiondownloader (dot) net - It's a program I use to download all the stories in various formats. If you have an iPad, there is flagfic.com, which will download stories directly to your device.

All Naruto stories are in the Naru/Hina C2 archive and all Harry Potter stories are in my C2 archive. Primary ships are going to be Naruto/Hinata and Harry/Hermione.

"The Book of Requirement: Quidditch Dreams" is my C2 archive. It features stories that are primarily Harry/Hermione in the Harry Potter fandom. They are stories that aren't completely horrible, and some of my favourites. I add to it whenever I find a Harry/Hermione fic that doesn't look to be written by a 10 year old. There may be another pairing thrown in, but they will be few and far in between. Also, they are what I find to be exceptional. Expect Harry/Hermione and Harry/Hermione/Luna (mostly Harry/Hermione). Those are the only ones I find pleasing. If you find something you think I would like, E-mail me if you care to take the time/trouble or would like to manage this C2. Thankies!

FIC's

Each story will have detailed notes in the Forums (Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Paladeus/1110582/) Full summaries, shippings, ratings, et cetera. You will also find challenges and general discussion. Assuming people comment in it.

STORY STATUS and FUTURE story IDEAS:

Darkened Paths: Due to massive inquiries, I'll say here for all to read that "Darkened Paths" is a story I work on when I want a break from "Death's Pride" and will be the story I likely focus on after Pride is finished (with the possible exception of two very short stories I may do instead, which both will likely cover a few months' worth of time until their completion, getting perhaps to three hundred thousand words, which most of you know is very easy for me.) Possible story ideas to take its place are "The Only Thing" and another I haven't discussed with anyone yet.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna, James/Lily, Xenophilius/Celeste

Next Chapter: 40% Complete

Death's Pride: My primary Harry Potter story and constant focus. I am hoping to update on the first of each month, at least. Due to an awkwardly high number of requests and inquiries, I'll be considering writing the naughty scenes, but will not post them here on FFN. I'll consider HPFFA and Ficwad, however.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna, Neville/Susan/Hannah, Ron/Lavender, Draco/Pansy - Daphne/?, Sirius/?, Remus/?, Blaise/?

Next Chapter: 70% Complete (MUCH smaller than original chapter I had, which was already cresting 100K words, but had to build a new PC when previous fried.)

Into the Rabbit Hole: A Harry Potter collection of one-shots, drabbles and ideas. It gets updated at various times. Entries will be anywhere from "K" to "M" and range from plot bunnies taking over an orphanage to Dark Lady Luna and her army of monkeys in butler uniforms acting as enforcers (and war-ravaged futures of Armageddon with graphic war scenes and the like, but I wanted to comment on the butler enforcers.)

Title Pending (Population Control): This is a realization I had concerning the magical world. Population control. There are SO FEW magicals in the world compared to muggles, or even how many there had been twenty years previously, much less further back. Harry's year had a third(?) of the number Snape's did for OWL's. This was right after a war with Voldemort. A few years before that, there was the war with Grindelwald. Throw in the fanon joke of Binns talking about nothing but goblin rebellions (and assuming that's correct,) the fact the Statute of Secrecy went into effect around the time of the witch burnings when magicals were hunted, their own isolation after that, the Black Death/Plague and other such things, magicals are close to getting to a point where they just can't sustain their numbers. The idea of this story is to make it very dark, fairly sexualized (slavery is not only allowed, but a guilty person who would get death can be offered to live as the victim's slave, which could or could not be better than death, but it is magically enforced, of course, and pregnancy is encouraged after OWL's.) Birth control stops being allowed in fourth year unless there is an allowance made for a special reason (say, a betrothal,) betrothed couples MUST live together after obtaining OWL's unless they request it earlier. Similarly, the magical world, as a separate culture that loathes all things muggle, they will have most DEFINITELY grown differently than muggle Britain and kept many Medieval trends and beliefs. Except, of course, that several centuries of trying to protect themselves and maintain numbers was a focus on their development, so that will reflect there. As an example of how different things are, an orphanage is the most politically powerful and wealthiest organization in this universe and rather than blood superiority, Voldemort's message was more about magical superiority, following on Grindelwald and Dumbledore's original plans of enslaving muggles as servants and breeding stock to boost their numbers. Detailed notes and descriptions of possible story directions will be found in my forum soon, with ONE version of my idea showing up in my "Into the Rabbit Hole" fic soon.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna/Others(?), Neville/Susan(?)/Hannah(?)/Others(?) - Depends on plot choice taken

Title Pending (Dark Lady McGonagall): From my one-shot series, there is a fic wherein McGonagall is the dark brains behind Harry's life. Through her good person persona, she tricks Dumbledore into becoming her minion, magically, without him realizing it. Snape is trapped and essentially forced to agree or die to becoming her slave. Her intention is to breed out the muggles and allow magicals to become the dominant society on earth all because of something from her past that drives her. This would use a time-turner during third year (currently shown in the one-shot story,) or during the DoM fiasco in fifth year, where a few won't be missed with so many destroyed, to abuse a time-turner for training (unlikely.)

Untitled Steampunk Anthology: Luna and her father are part of a growing subculture within the magical world that Britain refuses to acknowledge, of course, and builds her mother's airship, but needs Hermione's help to make it actually work (magical flight and Luna's recreation/invention of an actual JET ENGINE for emergencies without blowing up) while Harry is advised he's the new Captain of what becomes the all-female (other than him) crew of the Sylph, including a Tonks who can't stop getting snogged or groped by a Harry who is told by Hr/L that they like to be surprised. It isn't all robotic butlers, creepy-staring mechanical horses and unexploded ordinances. Ginny, worried she's going to lose Harry, manipulates Neville into building his OWN ship to chase them down and the two argue constantly over who is actually the captain. Plus, a Sirius who has to try and stay hidden, but stows away with Neville's ship to fulfill one of the Marauder's fantasies - Namely, shagging a girl in every country (on-screen nudity, no on-screen sex.) Several concept crossovers with various sources that fit the "steampunk" concept, such as Van Helsing, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Sherlock Holmes (wind-up taser, for example,) etc.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna/(sorta)Tonks, Neville/Ginny (both refuse to give up the captaincy and Neville determines he bought it, she can't kick him out of the bed, but he'll share - cue eyebrow waggle,) Sirius/various unknowns

Bat Guano Crazy: Harry sacrificed himself not for the world, but just for Hermione during the final battle and didn't come back. Unable to cope with losing what became the center of her universe, which she only realized after losing him, she decides he's gone, but can get him back, though she needs the 'anything-is-possible' mind of Luna to do the calculations as Time is NOT a constant, grudgingly accepting the other girl going back with her. Time-travel to their time traveling adventure in Third Year, the now almost Bellatrix-like Hermione and skittish Luna warn Harry of what is coming before advising him that they've proclaimed him their Lord & Master, that means he's now officially classed as a Gray Lord since he won't go dark and Hermione won't go light while Luna will follow Harry - Anything to avoid Malfoy Manor again. This won't be worked on until I have a full outline, or at least an idea of the ending. I just like the idea of Hermione being ... not insane, exactly, but a SEVERE whack to her obsessive compulsive nature, focusing on Harry and willing to do anything it takes to keep him alive.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna, Neville/Ginny (how else to get rid of a fangirl than to give her a new target?)

Obsession: This was the original idea behind "Bat Guano Crazy", which I may keep. End of second year, Harry is terrified to lose Hermione after she's been petrified and after learning she almost died, becomes obsessed with her and her protection. Rituals, enslavement, mind control, etc. Nothing is out of bounds to reach his goal, which is to stay with her his whole life (there is love, of course) to stay the course. Featuring Juggernaut!Harry as a dual personality of sorts when danger is around and a Luna who does what the Weasleys never did and helps them understand the magical world and the pitfalls and traps and how to avoid many, especially those pesky things that only affect muggleborn, realistically (such as the "trace".) Gray orientations - Good desires, anything-goes methods.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna, Ginny/Lavender (just to screw with Ron's head when he learns his first pick of girls is with his little sister,) Neville/Padma/Parvati/Susan (because I never really see Neville standing out on his own, relationship-wise; at least in a semi-serious fic,) Ron/?, Tonks/?

Untitled Albus-Bashing Story: Harry didn't learn about the horcrux in his scar until the final battle. The numbers just didn't add up! Diary, Ring, Cup, Nagini, Diadem, Locket - Six horcruxes (as expected,) and Voldemort, then Harry makes eight. Nothing special about it. Add in a dark lord who kills Snape rather than disarms him to "win" the Elder Wand and Harry doesn't become the victor since NO ONE ELSE KNEW about the scar. OR, possibly they realize the stupidity of making a living creature (Nagini) a horcrux UNLESS that living creature happens to be the only one who can kill you, according to prophecy. To that end, what if Harry's scar WASN'T accidental and Nagini WASN'T a horcrux as they believed and went into the "final battle" without knowing?

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna is only surety in this one unless it ends a depressing one-shot at some point.

Ambitious: From the get-go, Harry wanted his new life in the magical world to be the exact opposite of his muggle one. He would learn everything, he would bend to no one's will but his own, he would be strong and he would be at the top of the hierarchy rather than the bottom. He questions everything and everyone's motives (too jaded otherwise,) and DOESN'T latch onto Ron like a beaten puppy, but chooses his people carefully. Hermione is much the same, but rather than a social hierarchy, she wants to be known for her intelligence and wisdom, to be praised by as many as possible for her knowledge rather than ridiculed. Harry is successful, Hermione isn't. Not until that fateful Halloween, where the studious girl becomes Harry's first ally and real friend. At least after she proves the existence of life debts and how by social custom in the magical world and her failure to succeed up to that point, leads her to become his vassal, magically-accepted to give Harry his lordship, emancipation and push both of their agendas forward when Hermione realizes he's her best bet to survive, and that he cared enough to come for her. Alpha!Harry, Loyal!Companion!Hermione. Harry claims the loyalty of all those that end up owing him life debts and his ultimate goal is basically to become a Grey Lord and rule as much as possible, while also hoping to merge magic and tech to avoid future loss of fossil fuels and spread out into the stars (with magical portals, of course, to connect the planets with each of "his" girls ruling one planet each for those not "farm planets" for resources.)

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna/Tonks/Ginny

(Title Pending) Duality: A story where Harry is smart enough to ask about his holdings and learns of family homes and magics. Then, learns his family was well known (and oft-targeted) because they were so great at so many things. And THAT is because they use power-enhancement rituals for strength, time-compression chambers for training, and they loot their enemies to the bedrock because they started out as cat burglars who used what they stole to their benefit. Yes, this is basically "Larceny, Lechery and Luna Lovegood" by Rorschach's Blot in concept/premise. I've long-ago received permission to do this, but mostly because I love the idea of the Potters being hailed as the Lightest of the Light families with such a secret past. Plus, I want Harry and his girls to use time-magic to also portray themselves as superheros (a concept the magical world is unfamiliar with outside of those like Merlin). Ginny wants Harry to the point she'd rape him (almost) while he runs, and his villain persona acts the same towards Ginny's hero persona (think Happosai from Ranma 1/2 or Master Roshi from Dragonball/Dragonball Z - He gropes, he steals kisses, he even steals her knickers, while she's wearing them. He's THAT good of a thief!) There'll be a LITTLE crossover with Mouse! and DNAngel in the master thief department. Harry's villain persona will be well known for pilfering panties and bra's before anything most consider "valuable". Hermione's will be the same predilection for books while Luna takes anything shiny not nailed down, and if it is, she may take whatever it's nailed to, as well. You can also see a version of this (started very differently) in my "Into the Rabbit Hole" story. NO SEX SHOWN, but nudity and panty-thieving moments, definitely. Oh, and all the pilfered underwear mysteriously finds its way to Albus' office or pockets and the like. McGonagall thinks Fawkes is the panty thief, knowing Albus' preference for men.

Ships: Harry/Hermione/Luna, Ron/Draco/Crabbe/Goyle (REVENGE! ... Maybe,) and dunno what else. Meant to be crack and comedy. To give you an example, Neville becomes the ladies' man on campus. Maybe (it may end up Collin while Neville "protects" Ginny's virtue from the rogue villain out for her knickers - maybe an epic task to "win her heart" by returning them, constantly ending up with the wrong ones.) Ron may or may not get beaten constantly, trying to fit her for a chastity belt.


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Wardens of the Fae by Steam Powered Crow reviews
A response to Paladeus challenge "Champions of Lilith". With the Future all but lost, The Faerie Queen sends one of her last children to send Harry Potter and his lovey ladies, Hermione and Luna, back in time to prevent Voldemort's reign. Against Dark Lords, false friends and plotting old men, can they set the future right? Lunar Harmony. AD/SS/RW/MW/GW bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 5968 - Favs: 7,880 - Follows: 6,483 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Fianna de Sí by DalkonCledwin reviews
Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,235 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14453 - Favs: 19,061 - Follows: 16,618 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Message in a Bottle by Angry Hermione reviews
A life of regret and an endless, devastating war causes Harry to do the unthinkable... meddle with time. Can he rewrite the past or will his efforts be in vain? - AU - HHr - *Warning, abuse alert!* - updates Indefinitely postponed -Gomen-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,162 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Don't look back in Anger by robst reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 4660 - Favs: 4,916 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5396 - Favs: 7,852 - Follows: 6,557 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25665 - Favs: 15,850 - Follows: 12,227 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5867 - Favs: 3,823 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry From Another World by sprinter1988 reviews
When things go wrong in one world, wizards seek help from another. Unfortunately what you want and what you get can sometimes be entirely different things. A tale featuring Harry, Hermione, Luna, Susan, Neville and a whole host of others. Loosely inspired by "The Meaning of Fear" by Rorschach's Blot. Rating for highly probable violence, and likely bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,548 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 4,254 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Lavender B.
Hermione and the Tournament by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione-centric tale: Harry's entry into the Tri-wizard Tournament goes different from canon as she takes a more active role in guiding him along. Harry also discovers a new power which changes things immensely. 100% Harmony (Harry Hermione) pairing. Rated M for some adult situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 240 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Fairy Champions: Tale of Time by Zabyne reviews
The war is all but lost. Harry along with Hermione and Luna are the only real resistance left, but even they are forced to live in hiding. Hope however comes in the form of a request from the Fae Queen Lilith, giving the group the chance to turn the tides of the war before it even begins. Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" challenge. Grey Harry. Time-Travel. H/HG/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,910 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15408 - Favs: 8,733 - Follows: 7,670 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Waiting for Godot … erm … Harry by apAidan reviews
Every wonder exactly how long Albus would have waited for Harry at King's Cross at the end of Deadly Hallows? A small bit of fluff asking the eternal question "If Death had an alias, what would it be?". Lunar Harmony H/Hr/L at the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 175 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Renegade: The Missing Hokage by TheDogSage reviews
My take on the PL's Missing Hokage Challange. When forced by the council to banish Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade makes a decision that will shake Konoha to the core. Read as our favorite blondes, joined by some unexepected allies, take the world by storm. R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 7,503 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4693 - Favs: 6,856 - Follows: 6,921 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Life of Uzumaki Naruto by VenomLord reviews
At the age of 5 Naruto has a tragic encounter with the Villagers of Konoha. During which he meets the Kyubi for the first time, and changes his life forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 346,148 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 2,356 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14827 - Favs: 8,119 - Follows: 6,124 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 5045 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Altered Destiny by VenomLord reviews
When push came to shove, Naruto was more then willing to protect those with him. To do so he would use his own fists, and lets nothing stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 235,712 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,585 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 3,794 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tabula Rasa by reptilia28 reviews
After Harry is killed before his time again, Death sends him back in time to make things right. But things are going to be a bit different this time around. HHr, RLNT. Formerly known as Somewhere in Time. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Venom of Konoha by Uncle Joe reviews
What if Naruto combined with a ancient creature which not only gave him great strength and speed but other abilties which would make him the most powerful ninja the world had ever seen. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO wish i did but gotta say this for legal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry's Bond Part 2 by Mionefan reviews
Harry & Hermione enter second year at Hogwarts with the bond getting stronger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,169 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Bond Part 1 by Mionefan reviews
Harry and Hermione meet on the train and are immediately bonded. Follows the general outline of JKR's Book 1, but is AU. This is Part 1 of a proposed 8 part fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2546 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Person I Admire by Gadalla Rune reviews
Its been 3 yrs since the battle at the Valley of the End. Naruto returns home, much to the joy of a certain Hyuuga girl, but to keep that joy they're going to have to fight for it... away from Konoha. NaruXHina & other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 234,887 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 3,831 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyou by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 288 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 460 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Of Tears and Kitsune by Thelow reviews
[AU] A golden nine tails Kitsune is walking alone in the forest, when he hears someone crying. ONESHOT. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Desire by Mr. Boomba reviews
Hinata is fed up with never being noticed by Naruto. So she devises a plan so risque, is it just too risky? Rated for sex and crude humor in later chapters. NaruHina Progress reports on profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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Death's Pride reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 5,659 - Follows: 6,253 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Memoirs reviews
Memoirs and hidden journal entries of various Naruto cast members. A series of one-shots meant for humor while following a certain theme. No real ships, but hints at various ones for each 'installment'. This is purely for humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Naruto U.
Into the Rabbit Hole: Story Ideas reviews
Various ideas and drabbles for stories that are available for use by anyone willing to follow the guidelines. Some are starter chapters for my challenges available from my profile in my Forum. Most are H/Hr/L. Ask if you want to change anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,043 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reforging The Past reviews
Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 197,147 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Forsaken reviews
Missing Hokage challenge by Perfect Lionheart. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha by the Council. In the process, Tsunade and others leave with him, including his new wives, where they become treasure, jutsu and summon collectors. Naru/Hina/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 46,697 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y.
Death's Doorbell reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 175 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Night Before Christmas reviews
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the village, only one Hyuuga was stirring, hoping to Plunder and Pillage." Naruto-based version of the popular Christmas poem. Non-shippy, satirical poem version. Story version to come.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Darkened Paths reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 3,232 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Lysandra B.
Tell Me You're Pretty reviews
Hermione walks in on Harry while bathing in the RoR after a workout. Not wanting things to be tense, he stops her rush from leaving and they talk so things don't get weird between them. Though they do get heated. H/Hr Lemon Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 314 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Childhood Oaths reviews
Magic doesn't discriminate between age, gender, mental ability or the like. On the day of Harry, Hermione and Luna's wedding to one another, this shows what happens when children with magic speak too freely. Harry/Hermione/Luna, Lunar Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Ginny's Trial reviews
Ginny is caught using amortentia on Hermione and Harry. During her trial, Harry is compelled to save her again in the only way the Wizengamot can be assured that she is fully under control. H/Hr/L, one-sided H/G, One-shot, no real naughties
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 170 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkened Paths Excerpts reviews
Excerpts and Omakes of my "Darkened Paths" universe. The death of Luna's mom, pranks that are pulled, things that happen off-screen. Complete, but some things will be added as new ideas come or the story calls for deeper explanation. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Jingling Moonbeams reviews
Luna and her Arch Nemesis, Santa, finally face off after she takes command of his elves. Short, Christmastime one-shot. Comedy, no pairings, mostly amusement at Luna's traps for Santa. Omake where Santa gives Harry any wish he wants, no holds barred.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,420 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Adaptation reviews
The Kyuubi learns to make Naruto 'better' by changing him. When Hinata is mortally wounded during the Chuunin exams, he offers to do the same for Hinata by sealing his mate inside of her, and eventually, being forced out of Konoha to start anew.Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,969 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Hinata's Darkened Desires reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
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