Lemon Crisis
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Joined 08-09-06, id: 1110969, Profile Updated: 02-14-15
Author has written 4 stories for Aliens/Predator, and Naruto.

I am still working on my fics, and I am still around. My fics are not, and never will be, up for adoption.

I write fanfiction for fun, and for practice (I actually find FF harder to write than my original fics as I have to abide by someone else's rules and characters). I've found middle ground between my 'quick, I've written it, now SHARREEE IIITTTTT' and my 'No sharing until every last word is polished and you've re-written the whole thing AT LEAST three times' sides. Basically, I like to think that what I upload is decent, but there is always room to improve! I appreciate every review and PM. Even if just one person enjoys what I write I'm happy :3

I do take requests for pairings by the way. Though I can't guarantee I'll write it - or if I do what timescale I'll do it in - if it's a pairing I like the idea of I'll certainly consider it.


You can also find me on:

Wattpad (LemonCrisis)

Adult Fan Fiction (CitrusProxy)

AO3 (LemonCrisis)

If you like my stuff and want to drop by on any of the above sites, please do! I appreciate the support :)


My Predator Fics:

Full Contact is being completely re-written, and another chapter is in the pipeline. A total of TWO sequels have been planned. Currently scribbling away like mad in my lunch breaks at work & any free scrap of time I can get. I think I can finally understand what obsession feels like... As of 16/11/14 I am very close to re-booting this fic! Yay! I'm having to re-write the three already uploaded chapters so I can replace them all with the new versions at the same time. I'd like to have a fourth fresh chapter ready to upload when I do that too, but we'll see. EDIT 15/01/15 - First three have been rewritten, writing fourth chap now. I'll be editing them and uploading all four together in the coming few weeks to reboot the fic!

Breaking The Ice is being worked on. Had its first new chapter for about six years very recently. Has no set update schedule at the moment. Sporadic updates as and when written.


My Naruto Fics:

Tidal Wave is a new fic for Naruto. Sakura x Kisame pairing. Usually updated on a Sunday or Monday.

Borderlines Is another new fic, with a Sakura x Yamato pairing. No set update schedule just yet.

Unnamed Naruto Fic will be a Sakura x Ibiki pairing.


updated 15/Jan/15

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A Little R and R by Zoop reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Flight to Honour by StormRaven333 reviews
Sequel to Prophecy. Storm is alone and in trouble! A new dark plan is brewing. Ray'jin's fighting to get her back. Will the honoured and pure win this round or will the horror of an ancient prophecy come to pass? …
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,942 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
Found by kauzchen reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Predators Under The Table by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
I've never been fond of politics, let alone Yautja. Funny thing is I landed an occupation that contains both. It isn't easy when you're the target of a persistent male's affections, especially being an ambassador for the human race. Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Say Hello! by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
What's a better way to spend your weekend than caring for two sexy extraterrestrials? And to spice up your day, how about a little interspecies romance? Oh and we can't forget about a nice bloody hunt or two now can we? Setting for three please.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007
Walking Thin Lines by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
To aid my uncle, I became his test subject. Unfortunately, his drug comes with very unusual side effects. Side effects...that yautja have a hard time resisting.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Say Hello! The Spin Off by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Some things an Elder does, should never be viewed, least said viewer, wishes an "interesting" punishment for doing so.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
In Thy Tomb of Nightly Chambers by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
The Reapers are destroyed and peace has settled upon the galaxy. Yet a new threat is in need of removal. Shepard has gone rogue. Thus, the council sent a former friend. When the mission calls for a finish, will he follow through? Read FFN profile.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Garrus V., Shepard (M) - Complete
Key to Revenge, Key to Destruction by empress-seru reviews
His ticket out of hell, that's what she was. But what happens when unwanted emotions get in the way? Emotions bind all. CellPan. No like, No read. Rating may change. OFF HAITUS. I'M BACK PPL AND READY TO WRITE XD new chaps comin up soon. PROMISE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,490 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Cell, Pan
Stone Dance by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
As the heartless Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, powerful Arch Mage of the Mages Guild and Champion of Cyrodiil, he could handle anything The Nine threw at him...well almost anything. Read FFN profile.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lucien L. - Complete
I Dare You by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
In the modern world, Predators aren't real. Simple as that. So, what happens to a young woman who's dared to go looking for one? Is it unfortunate that an actual Yautja is on the hunt...and not exactly looking for a normal trophy?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,453 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007
Fallen Angels Hideout by StormRaven333 reviews
Cofic between M1d1te999 and myself! What do get when you cross the Fallen Angels with the DBZ members at a bar party. TOTAL MAYHEM!... [COMPLETE]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Cell, Vegeta - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bleeding Heart by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Their first meeting was an interesting one, a simple mistake to a Predator, proved near fatal for the human, so now the High Elder seeks to be forgiven... Or does he? Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Chilled Heart by Sonsasu the Gray Daiconi reviews
Upon waking up, a young woman, also one of two siblings to Sonsasu, has just found herself on the ship of a very powerful Predator, who is known throughout the galaxies as... Read FFN profile.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,676 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Closer to Perfection 2: Jewel of the Night by empress-seru reviews
alright, this is dedicated to stormraven333. she allowed me to make a sequel to Closer To Perfection i suggest u read that grins hope u like it stormie
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Cell - Complete
Name by Ivy Adrena reviews
The first time Haruno Sakura said his name, it was edged caution with undertones of surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Berserker Hell by Lord Ironwolf reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if a Khorne Berserker got dropped into the One Hundred Acre Woods?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Prophecy by StormRaven333 reviews
She was prophecised eons ago. She was everything her name implied. Powerful, ferocious, a natural force to be reckoned with. Both sides want her, and now the hunt begins...[COMPLETE!]
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,887 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Complete
From Such Trivial Things by Lord Ironwolf reviews
The cause of the Horus Heresy was not what you thought it was.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
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Full Contact reviews
Dantia works as a volunteer in Brazil, but when a funny looking branch causes her to crash, she gets the chance to go places no other Ooman has, but can she adjust to her new life? Please R&R. Rating for later chapters.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,491 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Tidal Wave - The Shark And The Blossom reviews
One pink haired kunoichi on an undercover mission. One blue Akatsuki on R&R. One bet. Sakura x Kisame. 18 / R-Rated / Mature Themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,885 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Sakura H., Kisame H.
Breaking The Ice reviews
What do you do when an 8' Pred decides that your bed is the perfect place to wait out the snow? Of course, that's before you realise he's going to be there a whole lot longer than you had hoped...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 4/17/2008
Borderlines reviews
Yamato and Sakura make an almost unstoppable two man cell, but when they're back home and the masks of professionalism are discarded, their suppressed feelings for each other begin to rise to the surface.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Sakura H., Yamato