Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.
Name: Dr. Yami. No, I'm not really a doctor. Just and old name that stuck.
Age: X number of revolutions around the sun.
Where I live: Somewhere
Likes: Anime in general, especially Darker than Black and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Pizza. Video games.
Dislikes: Hypocrites, SasuHina, yaoi, anything needlessly complicated, or anything that makes things needlessly complicated(Politics, relationships, miscommunication, women, talking), drama(Relates to previous dislike. Good plot thickener in stories and shows, suck in real life), idiots, and those incompetent with no excuse(You've been working here for three years, and you need a manager to tell you you can't accept a photo-copy of an ID for a beer sale. How. Are. You. BREATHING.).
On the subject of yaoi, I say this: There are more SasuNaru fanfics out there, than there are NaruEveryOtherFemaleCharacter... combined.
... What. The Hell. Is wrong with people!?
Notice: I am a mediocre writer. I don't have the finesse for making a story flow together, nor do I get that warm, fuzzy feeling of self-satisfaction from writing for the sake of writing. Do not be suprised if I stop half-way through an idea. However, on that note, they're up for grabs. Go nuts. Maybe you'll work it better, maybe you'll work it worse. Hell if I care.
Special Special Notice: Some of you who took the time to favorite either the story, or me, may notice that Shy&Innocence is no longer within my list. To be quite honest, I'm tired of getting the occasional favorite for it. It was honestly a bad story, and only got as many reviews and views as it did because sex sells. That said, I'm not completely heartless; if you feel you really, really need to have it, send a PM, and I'll set you up with a copy. I may not like being reminded of what I perceive as a failure on my part, but I'm not going to pretend it didn't happen. The "I'll write more if you review my other works" bit though? That phase I would gladly like to forget. With alcohol. So much alcohol.
Hobbies: Reading, video games, lather rinse repeat.
Dreams and Wishes for the Future: Live. Be happy. For Naruto to choke on the Sauce-gay prick he so clearly craves. And for Hinata to either move on or finally get Naruto's bloody attention for longer than it takes for him to remember Sauce-gay is a thing he wants.
April 6th, 2008; For reasons unknown, never to be known, Avatarofrage ceased to write fanfiction. Among his stories, All That I Am XXFox, Demon, Human, MeXX.
Some writers will try their entire lives to bring even a single tear to their readers' eyes. Some will bring you weeping to your knees simply because they stopped trying.
List twelve favored characters from a specific anime, answer the question.
1) Hinata Hyuga
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? I'd be all over it if it existed.
"Immortality of the mind, of the body, of the spirit, of the soul, a power others have dreamt of gaining but never, not one, succeeding. But such a unique power comes with great suffering. To have this power is to live a life where heaven is merely a dream, and shall never become a memory..."
"The way I see it, there are three kinds of people in life: Scholars, brawlers, and warriors. Scholars are the thinkers. They plot, they plan, but they never really have what it takes to get thing done. Brawlers are the doers. They don't think, they don't plan, they just DO. Warriors are the balance. They plan out their fight, and then they put that plan into action."
"Ask not what your friends can do for you. Ask what they will do TO you once they catch you."
"They say old habits die hard. Obviously, their aim sucks."
"Money is the root of all evil. A man needs roots."
"There is a price for dignity... Fortunately, there are also coupons for it."
"If violence doesn’t solve your problems, you didn’t use enough."
Maxim #6: If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
"It's not a choice. It's a lack of options."
"We do this my way, there is no highway."
"I don't have an ego. I just love how awesome I am."
"It's all fun and games until someone loses a soul."
"Just when you realize that life's a bitch, it has puppies."
"Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it."
"Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."
"A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "That fact has not created me a sense of obligation.""
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"When we stare into the eyes of God and say 'I don't want any part of it,' He turns around and replies 'What choice do you have?'"
"This hair does not grow on a chin."
"Those kids are so easy to kill. You can strangle them with a cordless phone, know what I'm talking about?"
"I swear that if they do anything to hurt her, using nothing but pure will, I will rip this seal from my stomach, unleash the Kyubi, and watch this world burn."
Woman:"Honey, I'm just gonna go in this store for a minute to check out this sale."
"I just want to take a moment and talk to all the retards. So, you spend your real money in order to get pretend money in your online games. Then, for the privlege of spending that pretend money- in a pretend world, on pretend things- you pay MORE real money every month. What a bunch of fucking brain surgeons."
"And Frank Herbert? They are FUCKING his CORPSE!"
"Pillage first, then burn."
"Listen. If you wanted to go to Dairy Queen or something, fine, let's go. But no. You always want to fucking kill people. You never just want a Blizzard."
"There sits, a Starbucks. And directly across the street, in the exact same building as that Starbucks... There is, another Starbucks."
"The blessed beast with no god to praise"
Satchel: "How many roads must a man walk down? If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound? What mends a broken heart? What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
"You know, Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said, 'I'm going to kill you!'"
"I'll sit there and I'll look back and I'm like, ‘I'm a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?'"
"You can complain about how someone writes until the cows come home; writer can't improve if they don't know what they're doing wrong."
"Step between me and angus burgers, the consequences are dire. Step between me and pepperoni pizza- YOUR LIFE IS FORFEIT."
"Me and my parakeet have come to an understanding. It follows as thus: He hates me, I hate him. He pecks my finger, I smack him upside the head with a pencil."
"You need therapy!"
"You know that place they talk about when they say, 'Yeah, I went there?' That's where I live."
"You know that place that the ANBU guy kicked me three times? That's where my balls were. So shut up."
"I have a rocket launcher. Your argument is invalid."
"Deus ex machina: When a writer is too lazy to come up with an effing good reason something happened. Ie, an angel appeared and made everything all better."
"Plausible deniability: It's really my fault, but you take the blame for it regardless."
"I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm saying I'm going to blame it on you."-Unknown. Good management skill there.
"Build a man a fire, and he will be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."
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